Shantae was flabbergasted. She couldn't believe that Master Hand wouldn't let her into Smash. She had all the requirements, so why couldn't she go in?
"So why can't I be in!?" Shantae shouted in disbelief.
"Because it's simple..." Master Hand pointed out, literally pointing at a few Smash girls sitting together nearby having coffee. "Because we already have enough girls!"
"Oh really now!?" Shantae remarked in annoyance for she let out a wet fart, folding her arms together. "What do they have that I don't?"
Lady Palutena farted a brassy poot, followed by Lucina tilting and releasing bubbly farts. The female, blue shirt Wii Fit Trainer squirmed out a higher pitched fart, with Princess Peach Toadstool farting a mother load of farts, from the quaint squeaky toots to the pants pooping poots, all of them laughing together as Shantae's right eye twitched.
"Ooh goodness; now that's how a gassy goddess rips 1!"
"You might be able to say that but could you cut through like a swordsman would?"
"It's all in balancing your body with your inner thoughts...!"
"Ha; I might be a princess but I'm the queen when it comes to ass ripping!"
"They... fart too!" Shantae exclaimed before she placed her hands on Master Hand. "There's nothing wrong with that, but why can't I participate!?"
"Because we have well more than enough gassy girls here!" Master Hand snapped after he then picked up Shantae and left her on the porch of the Smash Mansion, snapping his fingers as he caused a thunderstorm to occur. "Now, if you excuse me, I got better things to do than squabble with a gassy genie." He then teleported back into the mansion, the front doors shutting close.
Shantae grumbled and folded her arms together, wiggling her hips while she produced several deep pitched farts. "So I can't be allowed in because Smash Bros has several farting gals already, huh...? I'll show them..." She rubbed her hands together as she dashed off, planning something... suspiciously smashing.
Meanwhile, inside the mansion, the Robotic Operation Buddy watched from a balcony on the second floor, noticing Shantae disappearing in a puff of smoke, turning to his good psychic friend, Silver The Hedgehog, the rain hitting the windows quite hard as the thunder's boom shook the mansion a bit.
"I fear that something is going to happen to us quite soon," R.O.B. pointed out while moving his metal arms about.
Silver rolled his eyes and his cup of tea. "What else is new, Rob?"
Maga Rayquaza suddenly came spiraling around the hallways again, knocking both Silver and ROB down because he couldn't control himself. "Sorry; I'm just an overpowered dragon Pokemon trying to make my way through this region!"
Anyway poor Shantae was trying to make something for herself so she went across the various levels used as battlefields and final destinations for unneeded Smash battles to take place on; she came across a certain infamous haunted mansion where she spotted a gassy ghost girl letting loose.
"Hey you look like you're making a methane masterpiece!" Shantae called out upon her eyes lighting up.
"Oh so you did catch a whiff of my melodic methane!" Melody giggled while waving upon her tail fanning the reeking stench. "Care to get closer?"
Later on Shantae went through Isle Delfino since she felt like she was missing the tropical feeling of her home where she spotted a gassy golfer girl trying to do some golfing but messing up due to her short sharts.
"Yo! Care to pause your swing for a moment?"
"I'm trying to make sure my golf game is ace and you're distracting me while my shorts are in need of a good cleaning?" Plum complained. "Don't you know how stressful this can be?"
"Sheesh; I was just trying to see if you could mingle!"
"Sorry... I get carried away when I make a mess...!" Plum sighed. "It just happens to the best of us."
"Yeah I know that feeling." Shantae admitted. "I wonder how my family friends are doing back home..."
"Where is that niece of yours?" Sky complained upon feeling a fart emerge through her pants while she had her faithful bird companion on her arm.
Mimic simply shrugged while working on another weird contraption. "How should I know? She just decided to go off on another 1 of her wild runs."
"Lord knows I could use her help..." Bolo sighed upon feeling sweaty from the sun's heat being intense on Scuttle Town.
Rottytops laughed while she felt her shorts pop up with her rotten eggy farts. "I'm sure she'll be back before you start rotting like me!"
Suddenly the city found itself on yet another attack from that certain pesky pirate who couldn't help herself from being the most obnoxious trouble within the settlement with everyone else running away screaming in fear.
"With that annoying genie pest gone Scuttle Land is ripe for me to conquer!" Risky Boots haughtily taunted for she did her weird nautical laughter.
