Disclaimer: I don't own Touhou Project and its contents it's all owned by ZUN. Also, I don't own Fantasy Blitzkrieg and its own characters are all owned by Lt Colonel Summers.

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'Thoughts'

"Speaking"

"Moves/Spell Cards"

*Actions*

"YELLING"

-Time-

[Language Speaking]

"Mummy talking"

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Third Person POV

-Old Industrial District; Toshov, Malkrantia-

[Well now this seems to be the place where those commies must be located at.] The soviet commanded atop of the hatch of a tank code-named the Tengukiu tank. The tank itself is armed with a medium-length HEAT cannon and small single-barreled machine guns on each of the four corners of its chassis. It was being supported by other tanks including the conscripts. [Spetsnaz, I want you and your conscripts to enter the building to see if they are still in there.]

[Yes sir!] The Spetsnaz then turned his attention toward the conscripts in front of him. [Search the warehouse and if you find those dirty commies then you must kill them on sight.]

[Yes sir!] All of the conscripts said as they began to approach the backdoor that led into the warehouse. Before they could even open the door it was opened brutally and out came Catori in her wendigo form.

{Now this feels like a familiar sight.} Catori said as the crowd of Soviet Conscripts readied their machine guns.

BGM: Red Alert 3 - Soviet Combat Theme 1 Mixed

[Open fire!] The Spetsnaz said and the conscripts immediately began to fire their machine guns at Catori. The wendigo began to eviscerate the Conscripts with her claws or bash them with the North's Wrath. Jack then arrived at the scene.

"Hey if you're killing some communists don't leave me out!" Jack said as he started to decapitate multiple people with his ax. "Hehehehe just like old times!"

"Don't you two go overboard with you killing them all," Mainyu said as she came out of the doors and began to kill conscripts with her massive claws or the Tiger's Roar. "You know this is my first time actually killing these communists if you call them like that."

"Well then, welcome to the club," Medusa said as she, too, arrived and began to shoot arrows at the conscripts with her bow instantly turning them to stone. The Spetsnaz tried to fight Jack but he was decapitated before he could do anything.

A Tengukiu tank was opening fire on Medusa, Mainyu, Jack, and Catori's position. However Mainyu began to run-up to the tank and the two front machine guns opened fire on the saber-toothed tiger youkai, but she was seemingly surrounded in a bubble that prevented the bullets from hitting her. The primal youkai then got close as she cocked one of her hands back ready for a punch.

"Sound Punch!" Mainyu said as she punched the tank with so much force that the front armor buckled and the vehicle was sent flying into another Tengukiu tank. The two tanks then exploded into a ball of fire after they collided.

[I need reinforcements, I need those Voshtov Helicopters here immediately!] The commander said through the radio. While he was talking to the radio Masud, the Medjay, and the Alpha Medjay showed up on the scene and are now assisting Catori, Jack, Medusa, and Mainyu with clearing out the legion of Soviet Conscripts.

"So this is what it feels like to kill some communists," Masud said as he stabbed a Soviet Conscript in the abdomen with his swords and one tried to come close to him, but he quickly snapped his neck.

"Well, you were cooped up in Alexandria, Masud!" Jack said to the Egyptian Magician as he decapitated yet another Conscript. "You should have been with me and Catori with killing those communists on the ground!"

"That was because I was busy trying to fix the teleportation talisman," Masud said as he killed two more conscripts with lethal danmaku. "Plus I specifically told you, Catori and Medusa were to prevent the Soviets and Nazis from invading Alexandria."

{Well I enjoyed snuffing the life out of the Nazis and Communists alongside eating the flesh off of their bodies.} Catori said as with a swipe of her claws she bisected a conscript with his entrails being visible to the world.

"I wasn't really there to experience it, but this can be an enlightening experience for me to know what you all have been through at the Battle of Stalingrad," Mainyu said as she impaled a conscript with the Tiger's Roar and tossed him at three soldiers causing them all to fall.

"As I sssaid before, welcome to the club," Medusa said.

Meanwhile, in the air, the reinforcements that the Soviet Commander called for arrived. Codenamed the Voshtov helicopters, they are armed with just two missile pods, but the missile pods appear to be carrying an uncountable amount of missiles. They were launching a barrage of homing missiles at living Chiyuri, younger Yumemi, and the Kappa Gunner piloted by Nitori; they all came through the windows of the warehouse and were now fighting the aircraft in the air.

"Alright, it's time to test my mecha out!" Nitori said as she pressed the button on the control stick and the twin miniguns began to fire bullets at the helicopters and homing missiles. There were still too many homing missiles but living Chiyuri and younger Yumemi were shooting danmaku and lasers to help the kappa with the large amounts of projectiles.

"How goes the testing of the mecha, Nitori?" Younger Yumemi said to the Kappa Gunner.

"It's going rather well honestly," Nitori said through the inbuilt speakers. "Thanks for helping me with creating this mecha for me."

"You're welcome Nitori!" Living Chiyuri said as she launched a barrage of lethal danmaku that easily destroyed several missiles. The assistant, younger Yumemi, and Nitori turned their attention to the Voshtov helicopters and began to retaliate against the aircraft.

"Take this!" Nitori said as the miniguns of the Kappa Gunner's projectiles easily went through the light armor and dealt lethal damage to the helicopters with some of the bullets going through the cockpits and killing the pilots. Younger Yumemi and living Chiyuri sent several lethal danmaku toward the flying vehicles.

Back on the ground, things weren't going well for the ground forces of the Red Army. There were many casualties with the conscripts either being killed or turned into mummies by Masud's mummification spell.

[Grrrk!] A conscript said as his throat was pierced by one of the two swords that Medusa wielded. These two swords known as the Sword of Peleus and Harpe were formed after the gorgon separated her bow, the Bow of Medusa, into two weapons; both swords can be reconnected to form the bow.

"I never really got to kill thisss many communissstsss back in World War II," Medusa said as two conscripts began to fire their machine guns at her, but she slithered upon them and easily took them out by stabbing her opponents in the heart.

[Open fire at that dirty commie!] A Spetsnaz said to the conscripts surrounding him, who all began to open fire on the gorgon.

"Sssstone Gaze!" Medusa said as her eyes glowed orange and the entire force firing at her was turned into stone statues. A Tengukiu tank was coming at her, but the gorgon gracefully dodged the bullets and HEAT shell from the tank. "Sssstone Sssspike!"

The statues of the Spetsnaz and the conscripts were all turned into stones and sent toward the Tengukiu tank. The stones ended up piercing the tanks, and one even managed to hit the HEAT shells and caused it to explode in a ball of fire.

BGM End.

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-A few minutes later-

After a few minutes of more carnage, the ground was covered the burning remains of the Tengukiu tanks and Voshtov helicopters. There were many dead bodies of the Soviet Conscripts and some Spetsnaz on the ground. Catori was eating the flesh off of a Conscripts' arm, while the Alpha Medjay, white-cloaked Medjay, and mummified conscripts loomed to see if there were any survivors among the pile of dead bodies to finish them off.

"You know *chomp & swallow* I read up on the Soviet Union and communism in Alexandria and I have to say this right now, but the Soviets here calling us commies sounds a bit contradictory and hypocritical," Mainyu said as she was talking to Jack who was on Brom Bones while chewing on the thigh bone of a Spetsnaz.

"I can fully agree on your point, Mainyu!" Jack said as he looked upon the corpses of the Soviet units. "Seriously them calling us communists when THEY themselves are communists sounds VERY contradictory AND hypocritical on so many levels! Also what the fuck does Malkrantia even mean!"

"I honessstly have no idea, myssself," Medusa said as she decided to join in with the conversation.

"Well now, I think it would be a great idea for all of us to go and attack the Soviet Capital," Masud said as an invisible light bulb appeared over his head.

"And why would we go toward the Soviet Capital like how the Nazis, as well as Napoleon and his army went there?" Younger Yumemi said to Masud as she was curious about what the Egyptian Magician was thinking.

"Well we'll do what we normally do and march toward the Soviet Capital MINUS dealing with a Russ-I mean Malkrantian Winter," Masud explained.

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-6 minutes later: City Center; Toshov, Malkrantia-

Masud, Catori, Jack, Medusa, Mainyu, Nitori, living Chiyuri, and younger Yumemi along with the mummified Conscripts, Alpha Medjay, and normal Medjay were approaching the center of Toshov. So far they haven't encountered any signs of the Soviets, but they know for sure that the Red Army would be close by.

{You know, this *swallow* feels just like how the Rebels felt when they were attempting to attack the Death Star II.} Catori said.

"Yeah and then Admiral Ackbar went all It's a Trap! Saying after seeing the big GODDAMN fleet that was waiting for them," Jack said. "What followed it was a pretty cool battle scene between the Rebels and the Galactic Empire."

"I watched the Prequel and Original Trilogy, and I really liked both trilogies," Mainyu said. "Though I never watched the Sequel Trilogy, excuse me Yumemi what was the Sequel Trilogy like?"

"It was horrible," the professor said in an angry tone. "The main character is a Mary Sue who for SOME reason knows a lot of techniques from the Jedi, and SOMEHOW can perfectly pilot a ship and shoot down spaceships with ease! And it only gets worse from there."

"Ah I see then," Mainyu said with an understanding look on her face. However she, Masud, Catori, Jack, Medusa, Nitori, living Chiyuri, younger Yumemi, mummified Conscripts, Alpha Medjai, and normal Medjay saw several Soviet Conscripts and Tengukiu tanks moving from behind the skyscrapers and streets; all of them surrounded the group an all sides with the Conscripts pointing their machine guns at them, and the Tengukiu tanks doing the same thing but with their cannons.

[The dictator has decided that all of you all shall be executed on the spot!] The Sptesnaz said toward Masud, Catori, Jack, Medusa, Mainyu, Nitori, living Chiyuri, and younger Yumemi.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Before you go and execute all of us, can I say some final words?" Jack said to the Soviet forces.

[Alright go ahead.] The Spetsnaz though he still trained his pistol at the dullahan.

"Alright so the whole POINT of the Soviet Union was communism, right? Why is it that you're not all being hunted down by LT and his friends?" Jack said to the Soviet forces. "Also I recently learned that the Nazis here in this world are still FASCISTS and why aren't they hunted down too? They're fine with fascism or something? And if you're not commies, then what's the logic in this? How can the Soviet Union not be commies?"

There was a brief moment of silence that was only broken after the Spetsnaz started to say, [Uhhhhhh….]

Then, the unexpected happened, the Spetsnaz's head exploded in a flash of blood and gore.

"Okay, what the fuck!" Jack said as he was surprised at the sudden change of events. He wasn't the only one as the rest of the Conscripts' heads exploded in a gory fashion as well. Masud, Jack, Catori, Medusa, Mainyu, Nitori, younger Yumemi, and living Chiyuri also heard the sound of exploding heads within the Tengukiu tanks as well. The only remaining guy was another Spetsnaz.

[You know what fuck this!] He said as he went up to a car, broke the window, and entered it. The communist then proceeded to drive the car eastward away from them as it played the "fuck this shit I'm out" song, but in Russ-I mean Malkrantian.

Masud, Jack, Catori, Medusa, Mainyu, Nitori, younger Yumemi, and living Chiyuri were all simply speechless at what just happened.

"Uh... Yukari, do you know what just happened?" Masud said as he finally got over his shock.

"I am just as shocked and speechless as you are right now," Sage Yukari commented through the illusory codec.

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-CEO's Office, STI HQ/Summers Estate-

"FINALLY someone I know of!" LT said as he finally identified the one piloting the mecha that he saw combating the Malkrantian forces.

"Well, who are you talking about exactly?" Harrison said.

"Nitori Kawashiro. She's a communist who specializes in using water in her weaponry. I know she also uses machinery BUT I do know for a fact that the commie can use it as weapons and tools in combat. She especially loves to make mechanical weapons that attack with water," LT said with an evil smile. "I will go ahead and tell the Malkrantians ALL about the weaknesses that the communist has."

"Anyways boss, how goes the search for information on the other commies?" LT's right-hand man said.

"*sigh* Not good at all. Jack, Masud, Catori, and Medusa are all words that are unknown to me with the exception of Jack and Medusa being the ones I am at least a bit familiar with. HOWEVER Mainyu is ANOTHER complete mystery because there doesn't seem to be anything related to them," LT said in a frustrated tone. "I don't know anything related to these characters, but the ones I do know of are Yumemi and Chiyuri but the latter is supposed to be DEAD."

'I just hope these commies die before even more of my RAIDERS die,' LT thought to himself.

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-Six minutes later, Toshov, Malkrantia-

After recovering from that unexpected scene, Masud, Jack, Catori, Medusa, Mainyu, Nitori, younger Yumemi, and living Chiyuri began to head westward. They all were marching toward the direction of the Soviet Capital.

{So do you think that the Soviets will throw more toys at us?} Catori said as she observed the abandoned buildings around her.

"I am pretty sure they will," Jack said with a shrug of his shoulders. "It doesn't matter anyway, we'll just kill them all."

"That reminds me, there seems to be a theme of the countries having Gunships with them as seen with the Japanese and Chinese of this world having their own," Mainyu said as she stroked her chin with her hand. "Wouldn't this mean that the Russia of this world has one of their own?"

Right on cue, the noise of jet engines was getting closer to them.

"Well, it seems that you're right, Mainyu!" Living Chiyuri said as the Soviet Gunship appeared before them. The Gunship itself has rocket thrusters on each of its four corners. On the top side are four double-barreled machine guns and two cannons belt-fed by HEAT shells. The underside has four rectangular missile deploying compartments that are closed at the moment. To the left and right of the cockpit are small turrets each with a single barrel too narrow for even the smallest bullet caliber and above the cockpit is the yellow Hammer And Sickle with a red star background that represents the Soviet Union.

"Damn, look at all those cannons!" Jack said as he looked at the number of weapons on it.

[Only for the Romanov, you Communist Pig-Dogs!] The pilot of the Gunship said through the speakers of the colossal vehicle.

'Hmmm, I am curious as to see if this Gunship can go up against the Kappa Gunner in a fight,' Nitori thought to herself.

"You guys stay back. I want to see if this Gunship can handle the power of the Kappa Gunner!" Nitori said with confidence. Like with Catori's fight against Chungming, Masud, Jack, Catori, Mainyu, living Chiyuri, and younger Yumemi decided to not get themselves involved with the fight because they are all curious about how the kappa's mecha would fare.

"You are foolish for fighting the Romanov Gunship in a fight!" The pilot said but this time in English.

"I am not doing this because I am foolish, but because I want to test out all the features in your Gunship!" Nitori responded.

"Then you vill die!" The main pilot said just as four missiles were deployed from the missile deploying compartments and were propelled forward and then went straight up into the sky. The Gunship then turns its machine guns and semi-auto Cannons at the Kappa Gunner. Ready to fire its weapons at it.

A/n: I did say in my review that the Soviet Union from FB was very contradictory on so many levels. I do hope you enjoy some truly badass scenes involving MY version of Nitori do some ACTUAL badass things that Lt has failed to offer.