NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
Chapter : 23 :
"Kyubi and Why It Sucks To Be An Uchiha"
The Director sat in her chair and looked at her list. Next she looked up at the stage.
"KYUBI YOU'RE UP ! ," the Director shouted.
( ON STAGE )
Kyubi walked on to the stage and sat down.
"Greetings ," Kyubi said , "I'm Kuybi and I'm here to talk to you today about why it sucks to be an Uchiha."
Madara , Itachi , and Sasuke all glared up at Kyubi from the audience.
"Alright ," Kyubi continiued , "The reasons why it sucks to be an Uchiha can be explained in five simple reasons.
Reason # 1 : Mangekyo Sharingan. They think it makes them all superior. Well whoop-de-fucking-do. It's so great that it takes away their eye sight every time they use the damn thing. How stupid is that ?
Reason # 2 : They all think their gods because their the most powerful clan on earth or some shit like that. HA ! I've seen termites stronger than them.
Reason # 3 : Their all assholes. I don't know why they have to be that way. Just because they think their so great they think they have the right to be assholes to everyone that they think is underneath them.
Reason # 4 : They all want to destroy the Leaf Village. They've all tried that before and they've all FAILED !
I mean come on. Come up with an original idea for once you stupid Uchihas.
Reason # 5 : They all have a lust for power. Give me a fucking break. The ONLY thing more powerful than an Uchiha is me and they'll never defeat me. Why ? Because they're all stupid. Thank you for your time."
"That's a wrap ," the Director said.
Madara , Itachi and Sasuke all got up and started to run at Kyubi. Next Kyubi wrapped three of his nine tails around them and threw them all through the ceiling. The three Uchihas all fell to the ground.
END OF CHAPTER : 23.
