NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
Chapter : 24 :
"Kyubi And How To Deal With Assholes"
The Director sat in her chair and looked at her list. Next she looked up at the stage.
"KYUBI YOU'RE UP ! ," the Director shouted.
( ON STAGE )
"Good afternoon ," Kyubi said , "I'm Kyubi and I'm here to talk to you today about how to deal with Assholes. Madara ? Madara ? Where is he ? HEY , MADARA ! GET YOUR DUMBASS OUT HERE , FUCKHOLE !"
Madara walked on to the stage and waved at everyone. Next he sat down in a chair next to Kyubi.
"Alright ," Kyubi said , "Step 1. When the Asshole is calling you names this is what you do. Observe. Madara start calling me names."
"Okay ," Madara stated , "Ahem. Asswipe. Bitch. Fucktard. Penis-mouth. Shit-throat. Girly Fox."
Next Kyubi punched him through the wall.
"Ow ," Madara said.
"Step 2 ," Kyubi stated , "When the Asshole is being all high and mighty this is what you do to cut him down to size."
Madara stood up and walked back over to Kyubi.
"Ahem ," Madara said , "I am awesome and you are not. I am better than you at everything. You are nothing but a speck of dust compared to my greatness."
Next Kyubi kicked him in the balls really hard making Madara pass out on the floor holding his nuts.
"And voila ," Kyubi stated , "There you have it. That's how you deal with Assholes. If you want the book KYUBI'S GUIDE ON HOW TO DEAL WITH ASSHOLES call 1-700-I'M A SEXY FOX AND YOU KNOW IT to order a copy. Our operators are standing by. Thank you and have a foxy day."
"That's a wrap ," the Director said.
END OF CHAPTER : 24.
