Mario

Sung to the tune of James Taylor's "Mexico"


When I'm-a near, Peach has-a no reason to-a fear
The weather's a-cool, I've got-a no one to blame
On-a the road, the Princess is always on my-a mind and her mine

It's-a me, Mario
The job's so simple, I've just got to go
With lava so hot, I've got to go
Let's-a go right about now

I may-a lose some of my extra lives
When on adventure, I'm so-a happy like a live wire
For-a Peach, she-a sets my soul on fire

It's-a me, Mario
Peach's kisses are so-a sweet and the Toad's say-a hello
Bowser's not-a too bright for I am-a Peach's knight
And I think that-a sounds all right

I am-a hungry and my mission's all-a done
Back at home, Luigi's awaiting my-a return
Peach will bake me a cake for my-a victory
When we're back home

It's-a me, Mario
Going places I've never been
And using powers I already know
It's-a me, Mario
It's all over-a, Bowser

It's-a me, Mario
This mission was fun while it lasted, paisano
Until next time,
Do the Mario
That's-a all for now

It's-a me, Mario
The plumber named-a Mario
It's-a me, Mario
Super Mario
It's-a me, Mario
Master Mario
It's-a me, Mario
Mario, Mario


Author's Notes:

* Since the success of my first Mario song parody, I thought I'd make another dedicated to our favorite red capped plumber.
* Mario, his friends and enemies are owned and © Nintendo, so I own nothing in this song parody, except the words I wrote.
* I also do NOT own the rights to any of the music/songs/original lyrics that I parody in my story, they are all owned and © by the artists who originally recorded them.


That said, until my next song parody, I'm M. R. Parkerson here to say to all of you out there:
"Enjoy this song parody, fill free to singalong and I can't wait share my next song parody with you all!" :)