Sunnydale, California.{September 9, 1980}
In one of the many houses located in a generic Californian city called Sunnydale, A young couple is currently celeberating the birth of their new child after the mother's release from the local Hospital.
The Couple are called the Andersons. Devoted Christians and workaholics that somehow found each other and for some reason had pre-maritial sex despite being such "devoted" Christians and had a baby who is promptly named Joseph without a thought, born 1980, September 9th. I mean, come on what kind of Christians would they be if they didn't give their child a Christian as fuckname.
Now if only if they didn't fuck before marriage they can called themselves true christians.
Okay, It was a joke but could you blame a guy? After all you aren't the one having to deal with being reborn after death in a clearly fictional town and didn't realize it. And by the time you do realize it, It was already 5 years after (To be fair, I thought it was Sunnyvale which is a legit Californian City.)
What is a Man supposed to do? Go to the Church and Pray? Train like Saitama, Might Guy and Jiren Combined? You might note that I said Jiren and not Goku -wellthat'sbecausemostofhispowercamefrombullshitplotarmorandnotrealtraininglikejiren.Imeanthedudetrainallhislifeandcouldn'tevenmakejirenmoveinhisbaseform-but let's not concern ourselves with it.
The point is... well there's no point but quite literally he's fucked. Vampires, Werewolves, Demons, Witches and Literal Hell Gods. That's not even mentioning the literal shitstorm that are the Powers that Be. Unless Of Course the Church had a super secret branch for training badass exorcists... hmmm.
Sunnydale, Calofornia. [March 12, 1989]
Pov: Eric Anderson (The MC for those who weren't paying attention)
Okay, Turns out the Church do infact have a super secret branch for dealing with the Supernatural. Ladies and Gentlemen, I gave you Joseph Anderson, The Youngest Member of the Burial Angency aka the Eigth Sacrament of the Church aka the Executor Branch from Nasuverse.
I know. I'm fucked again. Though there are Good News. The Clocktower doesn't exist. It seems that what ever R.O.B that made this world didn't want to change things too much. Jokes on him tho, I've already change so much just by existing... I think...maybe.
Cause to be honest, I've been steering clear from the main cast. Though it isn't a hard thing considering I'm being schooled at the Church by my rich parents. To be fair they are Christians and they don't trust any babysitters to not bully or ignore me(which they have been doing). And they are close with most of the Church's sisters and fathers so it kind of make sense.
Though their obession with their carrers makes me worried a little bit. Mom is a Neurosurgeon and Dad is a lawyer for some bigshot company. They both donate 2500 Bucks each to the Church for taking care of me. And also give me 2500 for allowance. That's literally 10,000 dollars being wasted on me. Though my allowance is regulated by my personal hander, Sister Lucretia.
It was also her that introduce me to the current head of the Burial Agency after I jokingly asked if there is a super secret branch of the church that trained badass assassins. Annnnnd it brough me to my current situation.
Whoever put me in my current life, make it so that I wasnt lacking in any advantages. Or it was rather I who make it so that I wasn't lacking in advantages, indirectly at least. The Cyoa form that I filled out a few years before my tragic death-of which I still has no clue whatsoever I got a few boons so to speak.
Natural Body (Vitality): EX
Grants a super naturally healthy body unknown to illness or disease. The perfect image of health, virality and masculinity filled with the overflowing life force suprassing humans by a large margin. Furthermore, even without training, the body is still beyond brawny. It is also easier to compact muscles and the natural healing factor is increased by 100 times.
All Kinds of Talents: A
Talent in multiple fields, like martial arts, fine arts, and sexual affairs. Learns anything 100 times faster. Skills do not degrade overtime.
Invictus: EX
You have, what would poetically be called 'the will to shatter stars'. There is no hardship, no degree of opposition and no level of pain or suffering that can daunt your intentions, once you make up your mind about something. You can do this all day and youneverquit save by your own conscious choice.
Forget mere 'peak human' willpower, you are absolutely unbreakable. While still being mentally flexible enough to not be a stubborn asshole, of course.
and a bunch of other stuff that I can't be bothered with at the moment so we'll leave it at that.
Oh, and I'm buff. Like, Super buff. Cause why not? Natural Body EX for the the win. Most kids my age deal with having to go to school and learning to wipe their own asses. Me? I got to learn that I can break a Vampire's neck by just squeezing a little to hard.
Unlike normal Natural Body skill, mine is more focused on healing and stamina. So I don't get the strength boost right away. But I can train for the results in literally no time at all. I'm starting to feel a little Op after being able to lift a Container Filled with enough stuffs to make it weigh 5 tons. God I love having a Cheat Code.
Now how would I waste the rest of my years before Canon if I was a superhuman badass priest? Well if I don't have any good options there is always demon hunting. Yeah, why not? I get to kill shit and get paid... maybe? Not really sure on the last part but it's not like I'm hurting for money anyway.
To be Continued...
Soooooo, What do you think? This is my first attempt at writing in 5 years. Not too shabby right?... I hope...
