We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 1
Chapter 6: What If…. Radio Demons
(Lemon Warning!)
It was now a year later…. The babies were all growing bigger every day.
The triplets learned to say grandpa…. And they pretty much never stopped saying it around Belos.
Belos cried every time he heard his grandchildren call him that.
And he had grown oh so close to Beru.
Sam could tell that it was because Beru almost looked like his mother…. So he felt a personal connection to the baby girl.
Beru loved her grandfather so much.
She spent as much time as she could with him.
And Sam still kept getting visions of that strange man…. The name of this man still eluded him.
But little did he know that he would soon get this answer….
….
It was the morning, as Hordak was listening to the radio.
"Morning, my love", Sam said as he went over and kissed his husband on the lips.
Hordak smiled and said, "morning", as he kissed back.
Sam asked as he went to make some coffee, "what are you listening to on the radio?"
Hordak said, "some new show called; The Radio Demon, With Alastor."
Sam asked as he drank his coffee, "Alastor? Who's that?"
Hordak says, "he loves to entertain people with various stories and songs, most of which he does himself."
Prime asked as he entered the kitchen, "really? Is he new here?"
Hordak said, "I think so. He seemed to pop right out of nowhere in the Boiling Isles."
Sam asked, "what does he look like?"
Hordak said, "he's described as having red hair, pale skin, sharp teeth, wears glasses and a red suit, has antlers and deer ears, and is almost always smiling."
Sam then froze when he heard this…. That description perfectly matched who he had been seeing in his visions!
So the man in his visions…. Was this Alastor? He HAD to find out!
Sam asked, "how long has Alastor been here on the isles?"
Hordak shrugged and said, "a few months."
Sam nods his head.
….
A few minutes later….
The whole situation was still on Sam's mind.
He know knew the name of the man he kept seeing in his visions….
Alastor!
Now Sam was thinking on how to find him and how to approach him…. He had to think of every single detail.
Hordak said that he had only been on the isles for a few months…. So Sam needed to find out how he got there as a start to his search.
In the meantime, Sam was in the streets of Bonesborough taking his son Marek on a stroll.
The one year old was so excited as he stared at everything around him.
Sam asked, "having fun Marek?"
Marek giggled and said, "yes!"
Sam smiled at his son's happiness. He would never tire of his children being so happy.
Sam then felt the stroller bump into something….
He started to say, "oh, I'm sorry, I-"
Sam then stopped mid sentence when he saw who he bumped into…. It was the Radio Demon himself! Alastor!
"Uhhhh….", Sam said in shock.
Alastor said in a static filled voice, "oh, terribly sorry there. Wasn't looking where I was going."
Even his voice sounded so weird and…. So intriguing, to Sam.
He was then brought back to the present when he saw Marek was on top of Alastor's head.
He said, "oh, hmhm, hello there, little one!"
"Marek", Sam scolded.
Alastor said, "oh, it's fine. I love nothing more than to entertain people."
Sam asked, "are you sure?"
Alastor smiled wider and said, "indeed. Now, might I have a name?"
"My name is Sam, Sam Skywalker and this is my son Marek", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor said, "it's an honor, Mr. Skywalker. Alastor is the name, and entertainment is my game."
"I can already see, my husband is fan of your radio show", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor chuckled and said, "just happy to have even one fan of the show."
Sam asked, "well…. Looks like Marek isn't planning to let you go anytime soon…. Want to hang out for a while?"
Alastor chuckled and said, "that sounds lovely."
….
A few minutes later….
Sam sat with Alastor on a bench, with Marek clutching the man's antlers.
Sam asked, "Marek has been on your head for how many hours?"
Alastor said, "I've lost track…."
"Well, he loves you already", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor chuckled and said, "indeed."
Sam's purple scroll rang.
Sam answered and said, "hello?"
Prime asked, "Sam, where are you?"
Sam said, "oh, me and Marek were able to meet that radio host Hordak was listening to!"
Prime asked, "are you serious?"
Sam said, "yep!"
"And now Marek is on top of Alastor's head and he won't let him go", Sam said with a giggle.
"Yep, that sounds like Marek", Prime said, "would it be okay if Hordak and I come over?"
Sam looked to Alastor, who smiled and said, "it'd be my pleasure to entertain guests."
"Yeah, you can come", Sam said.
"Sweet, we'll be there in a few minutes", Prime said as he hung up.
"Come on Marek", Sam said as he grabbed Marek.
Marek started to cry as he reached his arms towards Alastor.
Sam said, "oh, sweety, calm down. We're just gonna go wait for your other father's."
Marek kept on wailing and crying as he reached his arms towards Alastor.
Sam sighed and said, "I don't think he wants you to leave."
Alastor then picks up Marek…. Marek instantly calmed down.
"Oh Marek", Sam said with a sigh.
Alastor chuckled and said, "cute kid."
Marek giggled as he hugged Alastor.
Sam couldn't help but smile at the sight.
….
A few minutes later….
Hordak and Prime arrived.
Alastor asked, "so are these your husbands?"
Sam smiled and said, "yep. The loves of my life."
"You must be Alastor, nice to meet you, my name is Horde Prime, but you can call me Prime for short", Prime said as he shook Alastor's hand.
Alastor said, "a pleasure, quite a pleasure indeed."
Alastor then shook hands with Hordak.
Alastor said, "Alastor, my friend, as your husband said. Quite a pleasure to meet a fan."
Hordak smiled.
"I see Marek has taken a liking to you", Hordak said.
Marek giggled as he hung off of Alastor's antlers.
Sam asked, "doesn't it hurt you, Alastor?"
Alastor replied, "oh, I've felt much worse pain…."
Sam and his husbands glanced at each other.
For the next few hours…. Marek kept playing with Alastor to his heart's content.
While Alastor spoke with Sam and his husbands, learning all he could about them.
Alastor learned that Sam is the son of Emperor Belos.
Quite a shock, to say the least.
"Well, time to go home", Sam said.
"Come on, Marek", Prime said.
Marek whined as Sam had to practically pry Marek from Alastor.
"No go", Marek cried as he reached his arms towards Alastor.
Sam said, "Marek, we have to go."
Marek whined as he reached his arms towards Alastor.
Prime and Hordak groaned.
Alastor then pats Marek's head.
He said, "it's alright little one. I'll see you again soon."
Marek grabbed Alastor's hand…. He didn't wanna leave!
Alastor chuckled.
The little guy was just too adorable.
"Don't worry Marek, you'll see him again one day", Sam said to his son.
Marek whimpered as he finally let go.
"I'll see you again little one", Alastor said.
Marek gave a little wave before saying, "buh-bye."
"It was nice meeting you all", Alastor said as he bowed.
Sam, Hordak and Prime smiled and said, "and you as well."
"See you soon Alastor", Sam said.
Alastor said, "I look forward to that."
Alastor then walked away. Marek kept his eyes on him until he was out of sight and around the corner.
"Don't be upset Marek, you'll see him again", Prime said.
Marek whimpered as he snuggled into his father's arms.
"It's kind of funny that Marek became attached to Alastor that fast", Sam said as he rocked Marek to sleep.
Prime said, "well, he usually has a good judge of character."
"Well, let's go home", Hordak said.
Sam and Prime nodded.
The three husbands then went back home.
….
Sam and his husbands would find themselves often hanging out with Alastor, sparking a very close friendship with the Radio Demon.
Marek grew very close with Alastor.
He saw the strange demon as a second father of sorts. Or, you could say, fourth father.
Alastor then met the rest of Sam's children…. And they all grew attached to him.
Alastor also grew attached to the kids as well…. He loved spending as much time with them as he could.
Sam got to know more about Alastor along the way…. And he found himself growing closer and closer to him with each passing day.
Sam could not help but blush every time he was near Alastor…. He just found him so…. Alluring…. Not just by his looks…. But also his personality.
Right now, Sam had taken Alastor to the island where he and his husbands went on their honeymoon…. Alastor was amazed by the beauty of everything.
"Funny story, I discovered this island when I turned into my beast form and took my kids here for a few days", Sam said with a chuckle.
Alastor chuckled and said, "sounds quite entertaining."
"You'll be amazed when you see the mansion", Sam said.
Alastor replied, "I'm looking forward to it."
Sam took Alastor's hand and led him to the mansion.
When they got there, Alastor was amazed at the mansion.
"Looks beautiful", Alastor said with a wider smile on his face.
Sam chuckled and said, "I aim to entertain those I care about."
Alastor's smile got even bigger. Sam began leading him through the mansion.
He showed Alastor everything in the mansion…. Including the room he shared with his husbands.
Alastor stared at the heart shaped bed.
"I think it was my dad who designed the bed", Sam said.
Alastor said, "well, he has amazing taste."
"Yeah, he does", Sam said with a blush on his face.
Alastor noticed the blush and asked, "is something wrong?"
"Well…. I uh….", Sam stuttered.
Alastor said, "Sam, you can tell me anything. You know that, right?"
Sam then took a deep breath and said….
"I have feelings for you!"
Alastor looked a bit surprised. He had NOT expected Sam to reveal that.
Alastor grinned as he then cups Sam's cheek. He said, "I feel the same way. About you, and your husbands."
Sam felt his entire face turn red. Especially as Alastor leaned in for a kiss.
Sam blushed even more as he felt Alastor's lips connect with his. He felt the entire world explode around him!
Sam closed his eyes as he wrapped his arms around Alastor. Alastor mirrored the action. Alastor's tongue then wrapped around Sam's tongue…. And Sam swore he saw stars.
The two then broke the kiss and smiled at one another.
"Also, Hordak and Prime do feel the same about me", Alastor said with a wider smile on his face.
Sam asked, "when did you learn that?"
"Well they might have confessed their feelings to me first….", Alastor said with a grin on his face.
Sam smiled and said, "well, this'll be a fun thing to discuss…."
Alastor's hand sneaks over to Sam's ass, and he gives it a firm squeeze.
"Alastor", Sam said in a high pitched tone.
Alastor smirked and said, "I can only imagine the stories this butt could tell."
Sam blushed red when Alastor said that to him….
Warning!
Warning!
Lemon starts here!
Sam pulled him close and said, "why don't we make another story for it to tell?"
Alastor's smile got even wider…. And with surprising strength, he carried Sam over to the bed.
Sam blushed even more.
Alastor asked, "may I unwrap my present?"
"You may", Sam said with a nod of his head.
Alastor chuckled as he began to strip Sam of his clothes.
Sam blushed as he was now naked.
Sam asked, "now…. May I see what you look like under that suit?"
"As you wish, my little fawn", Alastor chuckled.
Sam blushed like a tomato as Alastor slowly stripped before him.
Sam then saw Alastor remove his shirt. He had a thin but muscular frame.
Alastor teased, "like what you see?"
Sam nodded with a huge blush on his face.
Alastor then slowly removed his pants and boxers, showing his sizeable member.
Alastor then kissed Sam on the lips. Sam melted into the kiss.
Alastor then got on top of Sam as he kept kissing him. Sam, while kissing Alastor, preformed the spell that turned his dick and balls into a pussy.
Sam moaned in surprise. Alastor was lining his cock up with Sam's entrance.
The two then broke the kiss.
Alastor asked, "are you ready?"
Sam nods his head.
Alastor then slowly pushes his cock inside of Sam…. Sam moaned at the pleasurable sensation.
Alastor then started to thrust slowly at first before he began to move faster…. Sam started mewling like a horny little kitten as Alastor went faster and faster.
"Your husbands told me you mewl like a kitten, little fawn", Alastor grunted as he kept pounding into Sam.
Sam could only moan in pleasure!
The room was filled with the sounds of skin slapping against each other. And more than a few moans of pleasure.
Alastor then started to suck Sam's neck…. Sam moaned even harder from this.
Alastor then started to bite Sam's neck. Sam moaned even louder than before!
Alastor then felt his climax coming.
He yelled, "oh God! Oh God! I'm gonna cum! Do you want me to pull out?!"
No! Cum inside of me", Sam moaned.
"But what if….", Alastor asked.
"Don't worry, I used a spell on me so this time I don't get pregnant", Sam panted.
This set Alastor on overdrive, pumping as fast and as hard as he could.
Sam moaned and he grasped Alastor's hair, cumming like a freight train through a tunnel!
Alastor moaned in pleasure as he came inside of Sam!
Sam's eyes rolled into the back of his head.
"That felt so amazing", Sam panted.
Alastor gasped, "very…. Entertaining."
Sam then laid his head on Alastor's chest.
"So does this mean….", Sam asked.
Alastor patted Sam's head and said, "I think it does…. I already asked your husbands and now I am going to ask you…."
Alastor cups Sam's cheek.
Sam asked, "ask me what?"
Alastor asked, "Sam Skywalker…. Will you marry me?"
Sam was utterly shocked to hear this!
Alastor asked with a wide smile on his face, "so?"
Sam smiled and said, "yes!"
Alastor then kissed Sam on the lips. Sam kissed back.
The two then broke the kiss.
"I love you, Alastor", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor replied with his biggest smile yet, "I love you too, Sam."
Sam asked, "so shall we get back to it?"
Alastor smirked and said, "gladly."
Alastor then sat up and lifted Sam onto his lap. He said, "time for some more…. Entertainment."
Alastor then started to thrust once more.
Sam's eyes rolled into the back of his head as his tongue hung out in bliss.
Sam bounced in Alastor's lap as Alastor pounded into him.
It was pure pleasure incarnate!
"Harder", Sam moaned as he wrapped his arms around Alastor.
Alastor moaned, "my pleasure!"
Alastor began to thrust even faster and harder. This only turned Sam's mind into blissful mush!
Alastor then kissed Sam on the lips. Sam kissed back with a fiery intensity.
Alastor and Sam began to french kiss.
Their tongues wrestling like worms in a tunnel of love.
Alastor's claws scratched Sam's back…. And he winced in both pain and pleasure.
Soon the two felt their climaxes coming…. Both moaning at the top of their lungs!
The two came at the same time.
They were in cloud 999!
….
A few minutes later….
Sam was on all fours as Alastor was thrusting into him from behind.
He couldn't get enough of this!
Sam panted like a horny dog.
And Alastor was grunting like a primal, feral beast.
Sam's stomach was bloated…. All that's mum's gotta go somewhere.
"Keep pounding my ass like that", Sam panted with his tongue hanging out.
Alastor yelled, "like I could stop even if I wanted to! Which I never will!"
Sam clenched around Alastor's cock even harder.
"I'm going to spend the entire night filling you with cum my little fawn", Alastor grunted in between his thrusting.
Sam moaned happily, loving that idea more than anything.
Alastor then licked Sam's back…. This only served to drive Sam further up the wall in pleasure.
Sam then heard his purple scroll start to ring.
Sam panted, "can you please answer it Alastor?"
Alastor summoned the purple scroll into his hand.
"Hello….", Alastor asked as he kept thrusting into Sam's ass.
Hordak asked, "Alastor?"
Alastor said, "ah, Hordak…. What a pleasant surprise! To what do I owe this call?"
"Well me and Prime wanted to know if….", Hordak asked.
Alastor replied, "if I told Sam about our little conversation?"
Hordak asked, "and?"
Alastor said, "you might wanna take a listen!"
Alastor then started to thrust even faster into Sam…. This made the horny little wizard moan louder than ever before!
Alastor asked with a wide smile on his face, "hear that?"
He heard Hordak hollering on the other end, "oh my!"
Alastor teaser, "what? Is it making you get aroused?"
That's when he heard the telltale sound of cock stroking on the other end of the call.
"Oh Sam! Looks like your husbands are getting aroused by hearing you moaning", Alastor said as he kept thrusting into Sam's ass.
Sam only moaned in response.
"Hand me the scroll", Sam panted.
Alastor hands Sam the purple scroll.
"Hi little imps…. Would you…. Oh…. Like…. Oh, to…. Come over", Sam moaned as he felt Alastor's seed fill him up once again.
They heard Hordak yell, "PRIME AND I WILL BE THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN!"
Both Sam and Alastor chuckled.
They were eager for the REAL party to start….
Alastor rubbed Sam's bloated stomach.
He said, "I can't wait for all of our cum to meet in the middle."
Sam nods his head.
Alastor chuckled and said, "this is going to be very…. Entertaining…."
….
A few minutes later….
Hordak and Prime had arrived with raging boners, and had happily joined Sam and Alastor in their love making, turning the whole thing into a proper orgy!
Sam moaned in pleasure.
Hordak was in his ass, Prime in his pussy, and Alastor in his mouth.
"Now this is more like it", Prime moaned in pleasure.
Hordak said, "fuck, this is amazing!"
"Agreed", Alastor said.
Sam could only moan like a horny kitten.
Alastor grunted as he felt Sam suck his cock even harder, "how do you feel little fawn?"
Sam then started moaning like a horny dog!
"That's right, moan like a horny dog", Hordak grunted.
"It'll only make us come more", Prime exclaimed.
Sam moaned as loud as he could. All four men then came at the exact same time.
Sam felt his stomach bloat even more…. At this point, it was the size of a beach ball!
Alastor then poked at the bloated stomach. He looked at the viewer's reading and said, "thank you, cartoon physics."
"More….", Sam moaned.
Hordak, Prime and Alastor gave lustful grins towards one another.
Then in a matter of seconds…. They all switched places, pumping into Sam.
Sam grasped the bed sheet…. His whole body shook as he felt his lovers continuing to make love to him.
"Oh! Oh", Sam moaned.
The others kept moaning just as loudly!
….
A few hours later….
Sam was as bloated as can be.
Sam laid his head against Alastor's chest…. Hordak and Prime were on either side of them.
"Oh my God …. I am so full….", Sam breathed out.
The other three chuckled warmly.
"That was so amazing", Prime said.
Hordak said, "Hell yes it was."
"Now all we gotta do is tell my dad that Alastor is going to join our family", Sam said.
That…. Was gonna be quite the event….
"Well, I hope he and our friends take the news well….", Sam said, a bit nervous.
Alastor said, "I think I know one person who's going to be very excited about it."
"Marek", Sam and his husbands said.
They knew how much Marek cared for Alastor, and they just knew the boy would be ecstatic to have Alastor as a new papa.
"I swear when we get back home and tell everyone the news…. Marek is going to be so happy", Hordak said.
Prime said, "I can't wait to see the look on his face."
"Me neither", Sam said.
Hordak said, "I think it's best if we get some sleep."
Hordak lifted the blankets over their bodies, and all four men snuggled together.
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Warning!
Lemon ends here!
….
The next day.
Sam and his husbands along with Alastor got back to the isles and broke the news that….
"We're marrying Alastor!"
Everyone was silent for a moment…. Before Marek was the first one to start cheering.
Marek then reached his arms towards Alastor.
Alastor picked him up, smiling from ear to ear.
Marek then hugged Alastor around the neck.
Alastor hugged the little boy close.
"Like i said, Marek would be the first one to be happy", Sam said with a smile on his face.
The others all chuckled at that.
Hordak asked, "so what do you think?"
Padme cheered and said, "I'm so proud of you!"
"You treat my nephew well Alastor", Anakin said in a warning tone.
Alastor said, "I wouldn't dare make him unhappy."
Sam asked, "dad?"
Belos walked over to Sam.
"Well son…. All U can say is; I am happy for you", Belos said with a smile on his face.
Sam smiled and said, "thanks dad."
"Welcome to the family Alastor", Belos said as he hugged Alastor.
Alastor said, "happy to be a part of it."
….
A few hours later….
Belos decided to host a party in honor of his son's engagement…. Everyone they knew was invited to the event.
Alastor went to go get Sam.
Alastor asked, "my dear, are you almost done?"
He heard Sam say, "almost!"
Sam checked himself one last at the mirror to make sure his dress looked perfect.
He wanted to look amazing for the loves of his life.
Sam then walked towards the door…. He opened it, and Alastor got a good look at the dress he was wearing.
The color of Sam's dress was Scarlet Red. Sam had also put on red lipstick and some eyeshadow.
Sam asked a bit nervously, "how do I look?"
Alastor said, "amazing."
Sam blushed as he then took Alastor's hand.
Alastor said, "come on, let's join the others."
Sam nods his head.
Alastor began leading Sam to the party.
Sam asked, "are Hordak and Prime there already?"
Alastor nodded and said, "yep."
Sam smiles as he and Alastor walk towards where the party is being held.
When they entered, the party was in full swing.
There were witches and Jedi dancing everywhere. Everyone was having a great time.
Sam saw Hordak and Prime by a table with their children…. Marek cheered as he caught sight of Alastor.
Sam joked, "what about me?"
The other kids all cheered for Sam.
"Sam you look so….", Hordak trailed off.
"Beautiful", Prime said in awe.
Sam smiled and said, "thank you."
Prime asked, "you put on makeup?"
"Yeah, I wanted to try something new", Sam said.
Hordak said, "you look good."
Sam said, "thanks my love…. So who wants to dance with me first?"
All three of his lovers raised their hands.
Sam giggled.
"Okay…. Looks like I am going to have to decide myself", Sam said with a chuckle.
Sam silently played eeny meeny miney moe.
And then his finger landed on…. Hordak!
"Well, it looks like I am going to dance with you first Hordak", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Hordak practically squealed in joy as Sam pulled him towards the dance floor.
"You'll both get a turn later", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Prime and Alastor smirked at that.
Sam then took Hordak to the dance floor…. The two began dancing in each other's arms.
Hordak then picked up Sam in his arms and twirled him around. Sam giggled as this happened.
Sam kissed Hordak on the cheek.
"I love you, Hordak", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Hordak replied, "I love you too, Sam."
Sam smiled. Hordak smiled back.
"Well, now it's time for me to decide who is next", Sam said as he stared back at Prime and Alastor.
Sam once again played eeny meeny miney now silently before his finger landed on Prime.
"Your turn, Prime", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Prime smiled as Sam pulled him to the dance floor.
Sam then dances with Prime. He dipped Prime down and kissed him on the nose.
"I was expecting a kiss on the lips", Prime teased.
Sam smirked and obliged, kissing Prime on the lips.
When the kiss ended, Sam pulled Prime back up.
Sam and Prime then began to dance.
They swirled around the room in each other's arms.
Sam then felt Prime twirl him around. He laughed in joy!
"Now it's Alastor's turn", Sam said.
Prime smirked and said, "rock his world."
Sam smiled as he walked towards Alastor.
Sam held his hand out to him and said, "shall we?"
Alastor smirked as he took Sam's hand.
Sam pulled the third love of his life onto the dance floor.
Sam was then dipped low to the ground.
"Time to dance", Alastor whispered.
"Don't mind if I do", Sam whispered back.
Alastor then began to dance with Sam. They waltzed around the room in each other's arms.
Sam became amazed at how great of a dancer Alastor was…. He truly was there to entertain.
Sam asked, "I wonder what else you have up your sleeve Alastor?"
Alastor smirked and said, "ever seen a costume change done with the snap of a finger?"
Sam Shakes his head. Alastor suddenly snapped his fingers.
Sam looked in amazement as his outfit changed. It changed to a lovely pink dress shirt and black skirt, with a matching pink hat!
"Woah", Sam said in awe.
Alastor transformed his own outfit as well.
"You look more handsome, Alastor", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor tipped the hat he now had and said, "as do you."
Alastor then grabbed Sam's hands…. He began to spin him around like a dreidel.
"Woahhh", Sam said.
Alastor chuckled as they danced.
Sam giggled as he and Alastor kept dancing…. He felt like he was walking on air!
Alastor then threw Sam in the air. Sam squealed at the action as he landed in Alastor's arms!
The two were then at the stairs. They slid down the railing while holding hands.
Alastor then spun Sam around. Sam giggled as he spun around and around.
Alastor then dipped Sam low to the ground. And he kissed him softly on the lips.
Everyone then started to cheer.
Sam and Alastor smiled at the applause and cheering going on around them.
"Alastor, I….", Sam said before…. A loud explosion was heard outside!
Everyone let out screams.
Eda shouted, "what was that!?"
Sam yelled, "somebody get the kids to safety! Every able bodied witch, wizard, demon and Jedi, follow me!"
Marek and the rest of the kids were shaking in fear. Belos, Padme and Anakin scooped them up.
"Don't worry we'll get you to safety", Anakin said as he tried to calm down the kids.
Padme said, "stay calm, little ones."
Sam and the others ran to the source of the explosion.
Outside was a cobbled together flying machine!
Hordak said in shock, "what in the flying hell is that!?"
Alastor groaned and said, "my ex…."
Sam asked, "your ex?"
Alastor growled, "Sir Pentious the Edge Lord!"
Prime said, "who?"
Suddenly, the front of the clunky airship opened up!
Then everyone got a good look at Sir Pentious. He was a demon who looked like a snake in a suit.
Prime asked, "that's Sir Pentious?"
"Yes", Alastor said.
Sir Pentious said, "well, well, well, look who it is! The striped freak!"
Alastor shouted, feeling annoyed, "what do you want, Sir Pentious!?"
Sir Pentious, "can't I just visit an old flame?"
"Or maybe because you can't accept the fact that you and I are over! I already said that I don't want to see you again ever in my life", Alastor growled in anger.
Sir Pentious yelled, "you said you never wanted to try butt stuff, and yet it became your favorite thing to do on Saturday night!"
Sam asked in confusion, "what is he talking about?"
Alastor said, "I used to be against anal, but he convinced me to try it out."
Prime asked, "and?"
Alastor, "I enjoyed it…. More with you three than him…."
Sam and his husbands smiled.
Sam asked, "so what is he doing here?"
"I have no idea", Alastor said as he crossed his arms.
Eda yelled, "hey! Edgelord! What're you going here?!"
"I'm here to ruin Alastor's party", Sir Pentious yelled.
Sam, Hordak and Prime all yelled, "HELL NO!"
Sam growled in anger, "you just want to ruin the party all because Alastor broke up with you?"
"That's just so stupid", Hordak said with a roll of his eyes.
Prime said, "and it deserves one Hell of an ass whooping!"
"Attack", Sir Pentious shouted as his minions ran towards the group…. And everyone burst out laughing at the sight of what they were.
Sir Pentious's minons were…. Walking…. Talking…. Eggs.
"Oh they look adorable", Sam said with a giggle.
Sir Pentious yelled, "no they are not! They are my fearsome army!"
Eda said in a smug tone, "oh really?"
Hordak said, "they look like oversized ingredients to my breakfast."
Prime asked, "question, do you think that they will smash open like real eggs?"
Eda held up two forks and said, "may I test that theory?"
The egg minions screamed in fear.
They all tried running back to the airship as Sir Pentious yelled, "stand your ground you fried chicken fetuses!"
Then two of them were smashed to pieces!
"That looks like fun", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Lilith was actually the one to yell, "FOOD FIGHT!"
Everyone charged forward.
The eggs all screamed and ran for cover.
Sam used his Scarlet magic to smash a bunch of the eggs…. Hordak began jumping onto several at a time!
Prime used his magic to fry a few of the eggs.
Eda kept smashing every egg she saw.
Lilith sends a few of the eggs flying into the sky. And the Jedi started slicing them up!
Sir Pentious growled in anger as he saw his minions being defeated. And rather easily, at that.
Sir Pentious then started to think of something…. Anything, that could turn the tables on his foes.
Sir Pentious then saw through one of the castle's windows…. The kids!
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In the castle….
Belos, Anakin and Padme held the babies.
"Everything is going to be okay", Padme whispered.
Anakin whispered, "just stay calm, little ones."
"Dada", Marek cried.
Belos said, "your father's will be alright."
Then the window shattered!
The babies all screamed in fright!
Anakin, Padme and Belos shielded the babies from the danger.
As the dust cleared, the adults turned to see what had caused the shattering of the glass.
It was…. Sir Pentious!
The babies all screamed in fright once again.
Anakin quickly activated his lightsaber!
"DADDIES", the babies screamed.
Their screams were heard by Alastor…. And he yelled, "SIR PENTIOUS!"
Sir Pentious then turned around…. And saw Alastor lunging at him!
Alastor then tackled Sir Pentious…. As he did so, he turned to the others and yelled, "run! Get the kids outta here!"
The others nodded and ran out of the room with the kids.
Alastor began punching Sir Pentious in the face over and over again!
Alastor's eyes were glowing, a violent red color!
Alastor then picked up Sir Pentious and sent him flying back to his flying machine!
He yelled, "you crossed a line, you slithering piece of garbage! You messed with my family!"
Alastor's eyes then started to turn all static like…. And some sort of portal opened up under the airship!
With tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it!
Sir Pentious simply said, "oh shit…."
The tentacles then went inside of the ship and grabbed Sir Pentious. They started thwacking him against the walls over, and over again!
The tentacles smashed a few of his egg minions into pieces.
Sir Pentious screamed in utter terror as tentacles began to wrap around the airship!
Alastor then finishes it off as he clenches his fist…. And the entire thing blows to smithereens!
Everyone stares in horror and amazement. Such a feat was utterly incredible!
Alastor is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at him in shock and horror….
His happy expression returns as he says, "well, all of that worked up an appetite! I'm famished! Who wants some jambalaya?"
Everyone slowly raises their hands.
Alastor said, "splendid! Now, let's get back to the party!"
Alastor then grabs Sam's hand and starts to lead him back inside.
Sam smiled and thought, 'that's my fiance.'
"We should go check up on the kids first", Hordak said as he and Prime walked alongside the two.
Alastor said, "agreed. I'm worried about them too."
"Well let's go find them", Sam said.
The others nodded.
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A few minutes later….
Sam and his lovers were holding the kids in their arms.
Marek hugged Alastor around the neck.
"Daddy", Marek squealed in joy.
Alastor looked shocked to hear that. This was the first time Marek had called him…. Daddy.
"Marek called you…. Daddy", Sam said in shock.
Alastor struggled to say, "y-yeah…. He did…."
Marek then touched Alastor's cheek…. Alastor smiled with tears of joy as Marek smiled back.
Alastor then hugged Marek even closer to him. His smile grew so warm and loving.
"Daddy", Marek said again with a giggle.
Alastor chuckled.
Ahsoka then reached her arms towards Alastor.
Alastor chuckled and picked up Ahsoka.
Ahsoka giggled. Alastor kissed the top of her head.
"Dada", Ahsoka squealed.
Alastor began to shed even more tears of happiness.
"Dada", Aiden squealed.
All of the babies started chanting, "Dada!"
Alastor smiled even more…. He felt so happy!
"I love you my little fawns", Alastor said with tears of joy.
The babies all hugged him close.
Sam then hugged Alastor. Hordak and Prime quickly joined in.
"And we love you as well", Sam said with a smile on his face.
"More than anything", Prime and Hordak said together.
Alastor smiled.
He felt more joy than ever before.
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Later….
The party was back in full swing. Everyone was having the times of their lives!
Sam was dancing with Alastor…. Again….
They wanted to finish their dance…. Before Sir Pentious interrupted them and nearly ruined the party…. And they were very happy to continue their dance.
"I wanted to say this before our dance got interrupted", Sam said.
Alastor asked, "what?"
"I'm so happy you came into my and my husband's life, Alastor…. And I love you", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Alastor smiled back and said, "and I love you too, Sam…. You all make my life…. So much more entertaining."
Sam smiled as he hugged Alastor.
Alastor happily hugged back.
"I have to admit, I didn't know you had those kinds of powers, Alastor", Sam said as he and Alastor kept dancing.
Alastor said, "years of practicing can give you many strange abilities, my love."
Sam smiled as he wrapped his arms around Alastor. The two shared a loving kiss.
"I love you Alastor", Sam said.
"I love you too, Sam", Alastor replied.
Anakin then took a photo of the two dancing…. It was a keeper.
Many photos were taken that night…. All of them held so much meaning.
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Later, in Sam's room.
Sam laid his head on Alastor's chest.
Hordak and Prime lay on either side of them, dead tired.
"I am so tired", Prime said with a yawn.
Hordak said with a yawn, "so am I."
"I can't wait for the wedding", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Hordak, Prime and Alastor said, all together, "same here."
Sam snuggled even closer to Alastor's chest. Alastor smiled warmly as he hugged all three men close to him.
"Night", Alastor said.
The others all said, "good night", and they all began to enter the realm of sleep….
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