We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If

Volume 1

Chapter 7: What If…. Another Wedding!

(Lemon Warning!)

Alastor was playing with Marek, and the little boy was having the time of his life.

Alastor was helping Marek learn to walk even better…. It was adorable to see the baby hobbling around.

"Dada", Marek giggled.

And Alastor would never get tired of that.

"How adorable do you look, little fawn", Alastor said with a grin on his face.

Marek giggled.

Alastor looked at his watch.

"Time for your milk", Alastor said with a smile on his face.

Marek giggled as Alastor carried him off.

Alastor then summoned a bottle of milk. He said, "open wide!"

Marek opened his mouth and he started to drink the milk from the bottle.

Marek happily gulped it down as Alastor chuckled.

"Now don't drink too fast or you'll choke", Alastor said with a grin on his face.

Marek began to slow down.

Alastor smiled. He felt so happy to hold Marek in his arms.

If anyone ever tried to harm Marek or the kids again…. No-one would live to tell the tale.

"I promise Marek…. I won't let anyone hurt you or your siblings", Alastor whispered.

Marek smiled as he finished up his milk.

Alastor then pats Marek's back. The infant let out a tiny little burp.

"So adorable", Alastor said with a smile on his face.

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Timeskip.

It was now the day of the wedding…. Alastor was dressed in his finest red suit.

He wanted to look perfect for his future husbands. He still couldn't believe it…. Future husbands!

Alastor couldn't stop smiling. He was oh, so ecstatic!

Alastor checked himself one last time in the mirror.

He was ready!

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With Sam.

Eda and Lilith were using all of their strength to tie the back of Sam's dress.

Eda said with sweat falling off her face, "why is it so hard!?"

Lilith said, "just keep pulling!"

Sam started to clench his teeth as his aunt's tried to tie his dress….

He growled out, "must have…. Tiny waist…. Must look…. Like a sexy…. Hourglass!"

Eda and Lilith then decided to use some magic in hopes of tying the back of the dress.

They used their magic to tie it as tightly as they could!

"Come on", Eda said.

"Put your back into it", Lilith said.

The two kept on doing this until…. They finally succeeded!

"Phew", Eda said with a sigh of relief.

Lilith said, "I can't feel my hands!"

Sam looked at the mirror.

He said, "dang…. I look good…."

"Okay kid, time to put some makeup on you", Eda said.

Sam smiled and said, "gladly."

Sam then sat down. Eda and Lilith pulled out packs of makeup.

"Okay, here goes", Lilith said.

Eda and Lilith did their "magic."

"Ta da!"

Sam looked at himself in the mirror.

His aunt Eda had put some red lipstick on his lips. Dark purple eyeshadow over his eyes.

His aunt Lilith had put some makeup on his cheeks.

They had even styled Sam's hair.

Sam saw what his hair looked like in the mirror. It was similar to Eda's old hairstyle.

Eda then placed a flower in Sam's hair.

Eda said, "there…. Perfect…."

Lilith asked, "how do you feel Sam?"

Sam said, "like a princess."

"Okay, now we've made sure the dress does show off your curves and is well tied up in the back", Eda said as she checked Sam over.

Lilith said, "and that makeup is there to make your features POP!"

Sam smiled.

"No wonder sometimes you were confused for a girl", Eda said with a chuckle.

Sam smacked her arm and said, "stahp."

"Aww, this brings back old memories from when you were a little kid", Lilith said with a smile on her face.

Sam smiled at hearing that.

"Go tell everyone I'm ready", Sam said

The women nodded and ran out.

Sam stared at the mirror one last time…. He hoped his husbands would love his new look.

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Hordak and Prime were getting dressed into their tuxedos. They wanted to look their best as well.

Hordak asked, "okay, how do I look?"

Prime said, "amazing…. Well, let's go."

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Alastor was at the altar…. He was anticipating the arrival of his fiances.

In the meantime, he was watching the kids…. All of them sat with their grandparents.

"Here they come", Anakin shouted.

Everyone looked to the aisle.

Alastor then turned around…. And he felt his heart skip a beat.

He saw Sam wearing a beautiful wedding dress, while Hordak and Prime wore fancy suits.

Sam had makeup on his face.

Alastor had to keep himself from running down the aisle and carrying them off somewhere to ravage all three of them.

The three soon made it to the altar, standing across from Alastor.

"You all look so beautiful", Alastor said in awe.

Sam, Hordak and Prime all blushed and said, "so do you."

"Okay, everyone, sit down please", Belos said.

Everyone followed the directions.

Belos then started his speech.

"Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today, to celebrate the union between my son, his husbands, and Alastor."

Everyone smiled.

Belos asked, "I understand that the groom's have all written their own vows?"

Sam and his fiances all nod their heads.

"Alastor you may go first", Belos said with a smile on his face.

Alastor then took a deep breath as he said, "Sam…. Hordak…. Prime…. You all mean so much to me. As soon as I met you all, I knew you were the ones…. You made me feel so welcome…. The kids, God, I love them as if they were my own. And I'd be honored to join this family…. I love you all…."

Sam,Hordak and Prime all smiled with tears in their eyes.

Belos said, "now, Prime?"

Prime began to say, "Alastor…. When my husbands and I met you…. It was a dream come true…. We didn't think our lives could get any better…. But you proved us wrong. I'm happy to have you join our family. We love you, Alastor."

Alastor smiled.

"Hordak", Belos said.

Hordak stepped up and said, "Alastor…. When my husband's and I first saw you, I instantly felt a connection…. Like lightning struck my heart. I'm so happy for you to join our family. As our husband, and another father to our children. We love you, Alastor."

Alastor's smile got even bigger.

Belos said with a smile on his face, "Sam?"

Sam said, "Alastor…. As soon as I found you…. As soon as my husband's and I found you…. We knew you were the one…. It was a feeling we knew in total certainty…. We wanted you in our family…. And I can't imagine my life without you…. We love you, Alastor."

Alastor's smile widened.

"Bring the rings forward", Belos said.

Kikimora brought the rings over.

The four men each grabbed the rings.

Belos said, "do you-"

All four men said, "I do!"

The men then placed the rings on each other.

Belos said, "then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you, husband, husband, husband and husband. You may now all kiss."

The four men did not waste a single second. They leaned into a four-way kiss.

Everyone stood up and cheered.

Tears were shed as well, by the families of the groom's.

Anakin sobbed and blew his nose onto a handkerchief.

Padme and Eda patted his head in comfort.

The four husbands then walked down the aisle.

Sam threw the bouquet behind himself!

All the women tried to catch the bouquet…. But a certain someone was able to grab it!

And that person was…. Leon! Yep, he was in this universe as well!

Barriss stood next to him…. And she blushed before pulling him into a kiss.

Everyone started to cheer.

Sam and his husbands chuckled at the sight.

The kids squealed as they reached for their father's. And they happily picked them up.

"Daddy", Marek giggled as he hugged Alastor.

Alastor chuckled and said, "that's right. I'm officially one of your papa's!"

The rest of the kids giggled.

They absolutely adored Alastor as the newest member of their family.

"Let's get this party started!"

And that it did!

Sam and his husbands were dancing. And they really stole the show when they did!

Sam held Alastor's hand…. The two of them slow dancing.

And they were pretty good at it…. Like, ridiculously good at it!

Alastor then placed his hand on Sam's waist.

He asked, "how did I get so lucky?"

"I ask the same thing as well", Sam said with a smile on his face.

The two then shared a light kiss.

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A few minutes later….

Sam and his father decided to share a dance.

It was customary, of course.

"I'm happy for you my son", Belos whispered.

Sam said, "thank you, dad."

Belos smiled.

"How I wish your mother was here to see the man you have become", Belos whispered sadly.

Sam nodded and said, "I know she'd be proud of you, dad."

Belos smiled and hugged his son close.

He whispered, "and she would be proud of the man you have become."

Sam smiled. That truly meant so much.

"Take good care of the kids, Dad", Sam said.

Belos said, "I promise, I will."

Sam smiled.

He was happy to have such a family.

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Sam and his husbands had made it to the mansion. They were all so excited!

Hordak, Prime and Alastor had already planned on various new ways to pleasure Sam…. For when they get to their room. They couldn't get there fast enough!

They soon entered the mansion and set down their suitcases.

Sam said, "woof. What a wedding!"

"It was so fun", Prime said

Hordak said, "indeed it was."

"Marek was crying when I told him we would be gone for a few days", Alastor said.

The others gave bittersweet chuckles.

"I already miss them", Sam said.

The others all said, "us too."

Sam then grabbed his husbands hands…. And led them over to the bed.

Sam sat on the bed.

He said, "who's ready for some fun?"

Hordak, Prime and Alastor then practically ripped their clothes off!

Warning!

Warning!

Lemon starts here!

The three men then started to slowly remove Sam's dress…. Almost as if he were a Christmas present!

Soon Sam was naked, laying in front of his husbands like an all you can eat buffet!

Sam asked, "what do you have planned?"

Hordak said, "oh, we have a few ideas…."

Sam asked curiously, "like what?"

Alastor snapped his fingers, and tentacles began to form out of his back.

Sam looked a bit amazed…. And he grew hard within seconds.

"Tell him the plan, Alastor", Hordak said.

Alastor said, "these wiggling appendages are going in every single hole tonight."

Sam's face went red like a tomato.

And his erection grew even harder.

Prime then cupped Sam's cheeks.

He said, "you ready?"

Sam replied, "fuck yeah!"

"Well, let's start", Alastor said with a grin.

Alastor's tentacles went over towards the other's.

Prime then kisses Sam on the lips…. Sam moaned into the kiss.

He began moaning in utter bliss.

Sam then broke the kiss with Prime and then he started to kiss Hordak.

Hordak and Prime moaned as they felt the tentacles start to enter their holes.

Alastor chuckled in pleasure.

Hordak and Sam then broke the kiss.

Alastor then kissed Sam on the lips, his tongue wrapping around Sam's.

Alastor then got on top of Sam…. More tentacles formed from his back.

Sam then performed the spell that transformed his crotch into a vagina.

Sam whispered, "every hole."

Alastor grinned, and he pushed another tentacle into his pussy.

Sam moaned in pleasure.

Hordak and Prime then started to make out as they felt the tentacles go even deeper inside them.

Pleasure was all around!

Alastor then kissed Sam again on the lips.

Sam moaned even louder.

Alastor and Sam then broke the kiss.

"A-Alastor…. I want….", Sam panted.

Alastor asked, "want what?"

"I want your cock…. Inside me….", Sam whispered.

Alastor smiled and said, "gladly…."

Alastor then shoved his cock inside of Sam. Sam moaned in utter ecstasy!

The room was filled with sounds of moaning. As well as sloppily delicious penetrating.

Sam and Alastor kissed on the lips…. Again….

Sam's tongue wrapped around Alastor's tongue. It felt like magic!

Alastor kept thrusting into Sam.

Prime and Hordak kept making out as they felt the tentacles thrust inside them. It felt utterly perfect.

Sam then felt his climax coming.

As did Hordak and Prime!

And Alastor, of course.

"Oh! I'm gonna cum", Sam moaned out.

Hordak, Prime and Alastor all yelled, "us too!"

Sam then felt himself cum. As did all of the others.

Sam felt Alastor's cum start to make his stomach bloat. As did Hordak and Prime.

Hordak asked, "what's next?"

Prime smirked and said, "I learned a duplication spell…."

Sam asked, "what do you mean by that?"

Prime smiled and performed a spell that made five clones of himself, not including the original.

Everyone in the room was like, "WHAT IN THE WORLD!?"

The clones of Prime all looked the same.

Alastor asked, "when did you learn this?"

The real Prime said, "a few weeks ago in preparation for the honeymoon."

"Cool", Hordak said.

Sam asked, "so…. The plan is…?"

"Two Prime's for each of you", Prime said with a lusty smirk.

The Prime clones then approached them.

They said all together, "let's get this party started."

The original Prime then went towards Sam. He went for Sam's pussy as the clone went for the ass.

Sam moaned in pleasure.

Hordak was put into a spit roast as this went on.

As for Alastor…. He was jerking off his clones worth more tentacles.

Sam moaned in pleasure as he felt Prime and his clone thrusting in and out of him.

Hordak's moans were heard even as Prime thruster into his mouth.

The Prime clones moaned as Alastor pleasured them.

The whole room filled with moaning.

"This was such an amazing idea Prime", Sam moaned, the Prime clone then turned his head around and locked lips with Sam….

The other Prime's all exclaimed, "indeed!"

Sam wrapped his arms around his husband as he felt him and his clone pound into him even harder. He felt their cocks growing larger!

Sam panted out, "is it just me…. Or are your cocks growing even larger!?"

The Primes all said, "ayep!"

Alastor asked, "let me guess…. Another spell you learned, Prime?"

Prime chuckled perversely.

"You are…. Full of surprises Prime", Sam breathed out.

Prime said, "I try."

Hordak moaned around the Prime clones cock. They all absolutely loved it!

Soon they all felt their climaxes coming. All of them moaned together!

Sam moaned as he felt his stomach bloat even more…. He could never get enough of this!

"So amazing", Hordak breathed out.

Alastor said, "so…."

The others all said, "entertaining?"

Alastor nods his head.

"So fucking entertaining", Alastor said with a grin on his face.

Sam asked Prime, "do you have any more surprises?"

Prime said, "I think it's Hordak's turn."

Alastor asked, "what do you have planned, Hordak?"

Hordak chuckled and said, "I've been learning a very interesting spell, where none of us will have to lift anything, except our asses."

Hordak performed the spell, and suddenly, five cocks formed in midair.

Two for Sam, and one for each of the others.

All the men in the room gasped and moaned in pure pleasure. Each cock entered the backdoors of each of them, and in Sam's case, the back and front.

The room was filled with moans.

The cocks pushing in and out of the horny newlyweds.

They all then sat up straight and wrapped their arms arounds each other.

The four husbands then leaned in and entered a four way French kiss.

They all felt each other's tongues. Like wet wiggling worms worshipping one another.

The men all moaned in unison as they felt the cocks thrust even deeper inside them…. It felt like they were trying to tunnel as deep as they could.

The four men kept on french kissing each other. Their moaning grew louder and louder as the cocks thrust harder and harder.

"It feels…. So good", Sam moaned out in between their kissing.

The others could only moan their agreement.

They all felt their climaxes coming. All of them moaned out at the exact same time as they all came simultaneously!

"Once again…. I am amazed", Sam breathed out.

The others looked to Sam and asked, "anything you have planned?"

Sam smirked and suddenly transformed his vagina back into a cock, before using his Scarlet Magic to create four floating vagina's!

Sam smirked and said, "as tight, hot and wet as an ovulating virgin succubus."

The men had lust on their faces.

Sam then said, "and the best part is: no-one even has to move a muscle…."

All four vaginas then latched onto their cocks and began suckling on them!

The four husbands then moaned in pleasure. It felt like they were all being sucked off by the horniest demons in the history of slutiness.

"It feels so amazing", Prime breathed out.

Hordak said, "it feels like the greatest blowjob and fuck at the same time."

"I am impressed by your way of entertainment, little Fawn", Alastor said to Sam.

Sam said, "I aim to please."

Throughout the mansion the only thing that could be heard was the sound of moaning.

All four men had their eyes rolling into the back of their heads, and their tongues hanging out as they were milked.

Sam turned his head around and locked lips with Alastor.

Hordak did the same thing to Prime.

This was shaping up to be one of their best nights ever…. And it got better then Sam formed tongues out of midair to lick everyone's balls.

"OHHHHHHHHHH!"

Everyone suddenly came as hard as they could at that very moment.

"Oh…. So good", Hordak breathed out.

Alastor asked, "anything else?"

Sam smirked and one again transformed his cock into a vagina before performing the spell that Prime had done, forming two clones and saying, "who wants an all you can fuck buffet?"

"We do!"

All three Sam's smirked, made "come hither" gestures, and said, "come and get it, big boys."

The three men did not waste a single second. Alastor jumped the original as Hordak and Prime got the clones.

The real Sam felt his back hit the bed as Alastor jumped on top of him…. And he quickly got to work, thrusting away into his husband.

Sam moaned like a horny dog…. That is, all three Sam's did as they were used like fuck dolls.

Prime then kissed the clone Sam on the lips as he kept pounding into the clone's ass.

Hordak was thrusting away into the clone Sam's mouth.

"Harder", Sam moaned as he felt Alastor thrust even deeper into him.

The other Sam's moaned just as loudly.

"Oh, you feel so tight", Prime moaned out.

Hordak said, "nothing beats this!"

"Oh my god", Sam moaned as he wrapped his legs around Alastor's back. This made Alastor moan even louder!

Sam clenched even harder around Alastor's cock…. The clones did the same to Hordak and Prime.

This caused all of them to come inside Sam and his clones!

The clones vanished as the real Sam moaned in pleasure as he felt Alastor's cum fill his stomach.

"I want us to have one last round…. Before we rest", Sam breathed out.

Hordak asked, "what is it, little imp?"

Sam asked, "is it possible for me…. To take you all at the same time if I use a spell?"

All three men gave very frantic nods.

Prime asked, "but what will the spell do?"

Sam replied, "a special kind that'll temporarily combine you three into one horny beast."

The three men asked in confusion, "what?"

Sam replied, "you heard me. What I said doesn't need any explanation. The spell will merge you three into one person, a horny beast, for the rest of our love making, and you'll turn back afterwards."

Prime asked, "are you sure it's safe?"

Sam smiled and said, "nope. But that's the fun."

Hordak asked, "wait Sam, are you sure…. We should…."

Sam yelled, "bibbity, boppity, boo!"

The spell flew towards Hordak, Prime and Alastor…. And all three of them suddenly combined into one!

Sam felt his pussy get wet as he saw how his husbands looked when combined.

A large mammoth of a man with rippling muscles, Hordak's blue hair, Primes pale skin, Alastor's red eyes and antlers, and he was hung like an elephant!

Sam asked seductively as he crossed his legs, "well?"

The beast tilted it's head, and so Sam spread his legs and pulled his pussy lips open, saying, "come here and plunge into heaven."

The beast then panted like a wolf! He lunged forward as his cock sprung to enormous length.

Sam moaned in pleasure and pain…. But the pain soon began to pass as the beast began thrusting in and out of Sam like a snake trying to tunnel it's way into the ground.

The beast then began to lick Sam's face. Sam simultaneously giggled and moaned at the feeling of the long wet appendage.

Sam could feel the bed shaking even more as the beast kept thrusting into him. He felt like a living fleshlight.

The beast then tried to kiss Sam on the lips. Sam kissed back, passionately.

Sam could feel the beast's giant and long tongue enter his mouth. And it began to deepthroat him!

Sam could feel the long tongue go deeper into his throat as the Beast kept pounding into him!

It felt so good!

Sam gagged as he felt the beast's tongue move inside his throat. He felt like a toy that was happy to he used.

He then felt the beast's cock start to throb. He was about to cum!

Sam swore he saw stars. No, not just stars, he saw a freaking galaxy!

Sam was in heaven.

He could feel the beast cum inside him. Like a broken faucet.

Sam saw how his stomach started to become bigger by the amount of cum the beast dumped inside him…. And he absolutely loved it.

"Okay…. Now time to return you back to normal", Sam breathed out.

Sam then performed the spell to reverse what happened.

But to his shock…. Nothing happened!

"Um…. I said to turn you back to normal", Sam said nervously as he performed the spell again.

But nothing happened!

Sam said, "oh shit…."

The beast then grinned at Sam…. It snuggled up to Sam, purring like a giant kitten.

And licked him.

Sam said, "uh…. Ala…. Dak…. Rime?"

Aladakrime looked at Sam with a hungry look in his eyes.

Sam said, "w-we just did it!"

Aladakrime growled as he licked his lips.

Sam jumped off the bed and tried to run…. But Aladakrime jumped atop them!

"Ooof", Sam groaned.

Aladakrime kept purring.

Aladakrime then dragged Sam back to the bed.

Sam said, "no! Please! I can't take much more of this!"

Aladakrime purred.

Sam kept trying to get away, crying, "please no!"

Warning!

Warning!

Lemon ends here!

A few minutes later….

Sam was hanging from the ceiling, kicking at Aladakrime as he tried jumping at him!

Sam yelled, "enough! I am sore all over, and feel like a beach ball!"

Sam's stomach was super big. Cum leaking out of his ass and pussy.

Aladakrime whimpered as he tried to reach for Sam.

"No more please…. I want to rest", Sam pleaded.

Aladakrime kept whimpering.

Sam actually began to cry and said, "please…. No more…. I want to rest…. No more sex tonight…."

Aladakrime then whimpered as he felt bad for making Sam cry. Sam couldn't hold onto the ceiling any longer and fell.

Aladakrime then caught Sam in his arms.

Sam shivered and said, "please…. Let me rest…."

Aladakrime then purred. They carefully laid Sam down on the bed and curled up next to them.

Sam looked shocked at the kind gesture. It seemed that Aladakrime was actually listening.

Aladakrime rubbed his head against Sam.

Sam sighed and said, "our first night together and I screwed it up. I gotta figure out how to reverse this spell before we go home."

Aladakrime then wraps his arms around Sam.

Sam said, "I'm so sorry, my loves."

Aladakrime purrs and licks Sam's head.

Sam smiled.

He said, "first thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna fix this."

Sam asked, "can you talk, my loves?"

Aladakrime tilted their head.

"Guess that's a no", Sam said.

Sam simply sighed.

"I hope my husbands don't stay like this forever", Sam whispered.

Aladakrime nuzzled closer to Sam.

Sam snuggled closer to Aladakrime.

Both began to doze off.

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