We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If

Volume 1

Chapter 8: What If…. Aladakrime

(Lemon Warning!)

Sam yawned as he tried to stretch his arms…. But he was being snuggled in the arms of Aladakrime.

"Oh. I forgot….", Sam groaned.

He had to figure out what to do.

Aladakrime purred as he rubbed his head against Sam. He was like a giant kitty.

Sam then tried to get up…. But Aladakrime only pulled them closer.

"My loves, please let me get up", Sam said.

Aladakrime whimpered, but let go.

Sam then got up from the bed and walked towards the bathroom.

"I need to take a shower", Sam said.

Aladakrime kept their eyes on Sam, like a protective panther.

Sam entered the bathroom.

Sam said in shock when he felt Aladakrime sniff his ass, "what the!?"

Aladakrime looked up at Sam as he turned around and said, "no! No sex until I figure out what's going on with the spell!"

Aladakrime titled his head.

Sam said, "no…."

Sam then entered the shower, starting up the warm water.

Aladakrime was outside the shower staring at Sam.

Sam said warningly, "no…."

Aladakrime then growled as he left the bathroom.

Sam sighed in exasperation.

"I have to find a way to fix this", Sam whispered.

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A few minutes later.

Sam then walked out of the bathroom dressed in his clothes.

He was still trying to think of a solution to his problem.

Aladakrime then panted like a wolf as soon as he saw Sam.

Sam's eyes went wide at the mess in front of him.

Aladakrime had made a huge mess!

There were various torn clothes on the floor, but it wasn't just any clothes…. It was Sam's clothes!

Sam yelled, "Aladakrime! That's a bad boy! Bad boy! You don't tear my clothes!"

Aladakrime started to bark in joy as he ran around in circles.

Sam exclaimed, "why the hell did you tear my clothes and why just mine?!"

Aladakrime went over to Sam and began purring, nudging himself against Sam's leg.

Aladakrime then placed his claws on Sam's pants and Sam knew what Aladakrime was going to do.

"No you don't", Sam exclaimed as he pushed Aladakrime away and ran from the room!

Sam yelled over his shoulder, "no sex!"

Aladakrime growled as he chased after Sam. In order to get away, Sam activated his beast form and flew into the air!

Aladakrime growled in anger as he thought of a plan.

He began climbing the trees.

Sam kept flying in the air. He had to hide!

Before Aladakrime finds him!

He was already sore everywhere.

Sam then heard something behind him…. And he saw Aladakrime jumping out of a tree!

Sam yelped in fear as Aladakrime tackled him to the ground!

Sam shouted as he was pinned!

Aladakrime then tore off Sam's clothes!

Sam yelled, "stop! Don't make me use my magic on you!"

Aladakrime panted like a wolf as he restrained Sam.

Sam yelled, "FUCK IT!"

Sam managed to use his magic to raise Aladakrime into the air above him!

Sam then formed a red rope and it was tied around Aladakrime's neck. It acted like a leesh as he tied it to a tree and yelled, "I said no sex until I solve this problem!"

Aladakrime whimpered.

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A few minutes later.

Sam had returned back to his normal self and used his magic to fix all of his torn clothes.

Sam was in the living room as he tried to think of a way to help his husbands return to normal.

Aladakrime was tied to a post and he growled as he tried to get free.

Sam said, "sorry sweety, but you ain't getting any more of my fine ass unless you behave, and I can separate you three. There's gotta be something in these spell books…."

Aladakrime started barking in anger.

"Here, have a treat", Sam said as he threw a piece of food at him.

Aladakrime quickly cheered up and began eating the food.

Sam kept searching through the spell book.

He mumbled, "come on…. Let's see…. Ah, reversing spells…."

Sam then tried to find out why his spell backfired. He read over every possible cause.

"Nope…. Not that one…. Nope…. Wait", Sam said as something in the book caught his eye.

If was right under; merging spells.

Sam whispered to himself, "okay, now what did I do wrong?"

Sam looked over what he could have done wrong from a list.

He saw what could have gone wrong when he performed the spell.

A slight miscalculation of the hand movements or saying the words wrong could have done it.

Sam asked himself, "okay what do I do now?"

He began searching through the book again, and found a solution!

"If the beast is in some form of heat, letting it release all of its pent up secual aggression can undo the spell", Sam read happily.

Sam then turned to face Aladakrime.

Aladakrime snarled as he tried to reach for Sam.

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Lemon starts here!

Sam smirked and said, "I think it's time to reward my big boy….", before snapping his fingers and forming another one of the floating pussies he used last night.

Aladakrime started at the floating pussy in awe.

Sam said, "go ahead. It's all yours."

Aladakrime did not waste a single second. He grabbed the pussy and began thrusting away.

"I pray to the Titan this works", Sam whispered.

Sam made his way back to his room as he waited for Aladakrime to get out all of their pent up energy.

Sam then decided to read the spell book so he makes sure to never repeat this mistake again.

He studied it as extensively as he could.

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Lemon ends here!

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A few hours later….

Sam peaked out the door to see how Aladakrime was doing.

Sam then saw all three of his husband's laying on the ground in a daze.

"YES! You're all back to normal", Sam squealed in joy.

All three men groaned and said in unison, "why do I feel so sore below the belt?"

Sam asked, "none of you remember anything?"

Prime said, "I remember a lot of humping…. Does that count?"

Sam shrugs his shoulders.

Sam asked, "do you remember anything else?"

Alastor said, "a lot of entertaining sex before…. That spell."

Sam then went on to explain what happened. How the spell had gone wrong and caused the three men to be combined into an extremely horny beast.

The three men had looks of shock and horror on their faces.

Sam also explained how he fixed everything.

The three men then hugged Sam.

"We're so sorry for what you had to go through little imp", Hordak said.

Sam said, "eh, it was my own fault. When you weren't trying to jump my bones, you were kinda cute."

Prime asked, "really?"

Sam nodded and said, "yep."

Alastor asked, "so what do we do now?"

Sam replied, "I suggest we clean ourselves up and get back to our babies."

Hordak asked, "you want to go back home now? What about our honeymoon?"

Sam said, "I think I've had enough sex for a few days."

"Well if you say so, little imp", Prime said.

Sam smiled and said, "it'll be nice to see our kids sooner than expected."

Alastor then picked up Sam in his arms.

"Let's all head to the shower", Alastor said.

Hordak and Prime said, "agreed."

The four husbands then walk upstairs and head inside the bathroom. All of them were eager for a nice relaxing shower.

Soon they entered the shower, the warm water pouring down upon them.

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A few minutes later….

All four men had gotten dressed into their usual clothes. It was a little weird to end the honeymoon so early, but they were all excited to see the kids again after such an event.

Prime asked, "what explanation are we going to give to the others when we get back home?"

Sam replied, "spell gone wrong, all of us got tired, and we missed our babies."

The three men then nod their heads.

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Some time later….

Sam and his husband's returned home.

"DADDIES", the babies squealed in joy at the sight of their father's.

All four men smiled as they took the children into their arms.

Alastor held Marek, of course.

Sam held Aiden and Ahsoka.

Prime held Padme and Beru.

And Hordak held Galen.

Marek giggled as he hugged Alastor.

Alastor said, "oh, I missed you so much."

"Oh, my little babies", Sam said as he kissed Aiden and Ahsoka's foreheads.

Hordak started rocking Galen back and forth in joy.

"Papa", Padme and Beru squealed in joy.

Prime chuckled as he held them close.

Lilith asked, "how come you guys are back early from your honeymoon?"

Sam said, "oh, do we have a story to tell you…."

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One long explanation later….

Sam said, "...and that's basically the long and short of it…."

Everyone in the room was like….

"Woah!"

Sam blushed.

Prime said, "needless to say, we thought it best to take it easy with the kids."

Everyone in the room nods their heads.

Alastor said, "and I'm more than happy to take a break from all of that craziness."

"And I am going to make sure this mistake never happens again", Sam said.

Alastor and the others all have firm nods.

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Timeskip….

Sam rushed to the bathroom as he started to throw up.

As he puked, he thought, 'why does this seem so familiar?'

Alastor asked, "Sam, are you okay?"

Sam said, "I'm puking up yesterday's meatloaf…. What do you think?"

Sam then kept on puking.

Alastor calmly rubbed their back and asked, "when was the last time you felt this sick?"

Sam said, "the last time I felt this sick was…."

And then it hit him.

"... when I was pregnant."

Sam then touched his stomach.

He said, "I think we gotta visit the doctor."

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A few minutes later….

Sam sat with his husbands and kids at the Healers room at the castle.

The healer asked, "what other symptoms have you had?"

Sam said, "mostly puking. My emotions are a little stronger."

"Well I can now confirm that you are pregnant yet again", the healer said.

Hordak was about to faint, but Prime slapped him in the back of the head as Sam asked, "who's the papa?"

The healer pointed to Alastor….

Alastor went wide-eyed.

Sam asked, "Alastor?"

Alastor seemed to be frozen in shock.

Prime snapped his fingers in front of Alastor.

This seemed to snap him out of it as he yelled, "I'M GONNA BE A DAD!"

Alastor then hugged Sam.

Sam smiled as he and Alastor held one another.

Prime and Hordak then joined in on the hug. All of the babies began laughing and clapping.

Sam and his husbands were going to have another baby.

How could this get any better!?

"Let's go tell everyone", Sam said.

Alastor said, "took those words right outta my mouth!"

The four husbands then went to tell everyone the amazing news!

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Belos sobbed tears of joy as he hugged his son.

Sam smiled as he hugged his father close.

He couldn't wait for the child to be born. Another addition to the family.

But once again, they would have to deal with Sam's mood swings throughout his pregnancy…. And BOY, did they get crazy!

Sam at one point got so angry, he tore a tree right out of the ground!

Sam then would start to cry his eyes out, and the next minute, he'd be laughing like a hyena!

Hordak and Prime were so scared at the thought of when Sam would become horny again.

But to their shock Alastor was somehow able to tame Sam…. He would always be able to calm them down.

Whenever Sam got horny, all Alastor had to do was pet him on the head.

And that would calm Sam down…. Like a giant kitty.

This made everyone feel much more calm around Sam…. He went from a raging storm to a kiddie pool in a matter of seconds.

Right now we see Alastor laying his head on Sam's bloated stomach. He was trying to hear his child's heartbeat.

"Oh", Sam said in surprise as he felt the baby kick.

Alastor said, "I felt it too. Little one has a strong kick."

Sam smiled. It was adorkable, seeing Alastor so excited.

Sam then felt something…. Another kick, but it felt…. Different….

Sam looked down…. It always felt weird…. Feeling the kicking.

Sam then felt something wet in between his thighs….

Sam and Alastor shared a look of horror as they said at the same time, "the baby's coming!"

Alastor then picked up Sam and carried him in his arms. They had to get to a healer, and fast!

"Oh, my stomach", Sam cried.

Alastor said, "just hang on!"

Alastor then managed to get Sam to the medical room. He was laid down on a bed, ready to give birth.

"I'll go get Hordak and Prime", Alastor said.

Sam cried, "please hurry!"

Alastor then ran out of the room.

Sam cried as he felt pain throughout his entire body.

"My prince, you have to start pushing", the healer said.

Sam yelled, "I AM!"

Sam screamed in pain…. He felt the baby coming!

Alastor, along with Hordak and Prime, ran into the room.

Alastor exclaimed, "has the baby been born yet!?"

"NO", Sam screamed in pain as he kept pushing.

His husbands quickly made their way to Sam's side.

"The head's almost out, keep pushing", the healer yelled.

Sam screamed in pain!

"One more push", the healer yelled.

Sam screamed as loud as they could!

Then a shrill cry was heard. The healer began to clean the baby as Sam managed to push out the placenta.

Then Sam's girth returned to normal.

Sam looked up to see his baby. They had been wrapped in a blue blanket.

It was a boy!

"Let me see my baby", Sam said.

Sam was given the little bundle of joy.

Sam then looked at his newborn son….

He looked like a perfect mixture of him and Alastor.

The baby had Alastor's hair, Sam's eyes, and they could make out two small bumps on his head that would one day grow into antlers.

"Alastor, look", Sam said.

Alastor smiled and said, "he has your eyes."

Sam chuckled and retorted, "well he's got your antlers."

"He looks so adorable", Hordak said with a smile on his face.

Prime asked, "what is his name going to be?"

Sam said, "hmm…. I'm not sure…."

Alastor said, "what about…. Junior?"

Sam asked, "Junior?"

Alastor replied, "yep. Little Sam Junior."

"I love it", Sam said with a smile on his face.

Junior began giggling.

The four men smiled at the sight of their newborn son. The newest addition to their family.

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A few minutes later….

"Here is your grandfather Junior", Sam said as he handed his newborn son to his father.

Belos was happy to see the new little bundle of joy.

Junior cooed in awe as he reached his hand out towards his grandfather's face. Belos smiled at how innocent the child was.

Junior giggled as he waved his arms around. He was such a happy little baby.

Junior hugs his grandfather around the neck. Only a day old, and already he had so much love to give.

"Looks like my dad has a gift with babies", Sam said with a smile on his face.

Alastor said, "indeed he does."

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A few minutes later….

Sam sighed as he saw Junior drinking his milk from his breast. He would never get used to the feeling.

Junior squealed in joy as he drank his milk from his father's breast.

Sam sighed, exhausted.

Junior then removed his mouth from Sam's breast. Now he needed to be burped.

Sam places Junior on his shoulder and pats his back.

The infant let put a burp so loud and ground shaking, that it made B.E.A.T.N's phone fly out of his, AH SHIT!

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B.E.A.T.N was able to pick up his phone and finish writing down that Junior burped quite loudly.

Sam was shocked at what just happened. Junior had burped so loud, he had made the author drop their phone!

"Sorry B.E.A.T.N", Sam said to the author.

B.E.A.T.N replied, "it's okay…. Let's just het back to the story…."

Sam nods his head as he stares at Junior looking at him with a confused look on his face.

He said, "where did THAT come from?"

Junior giggled at his father's confused face. Sam shrugged.

Sam then decided to go put him inside the play pen with his other children.

He was eager to see their reactions to their newest sibling.

"This is your new little brother", Sam said.

All of the babies stared at their newest addition to the family.

Marek walked forward and hugged Junior.

Sam smiled as the others joined in.

"Junior", Aiden said.

Sam's smile grew wider.

How he loved how his children got along so well. So seeing the tiny group hug was utterly adorable.

Sam then took out his purple scroll and took a picture…. The picture was utterly adorable.

"I can't wait to show this to my husbands", Sam said with a smile on his face. It was indeed a sight to remember.

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A few minutes later….

Sam and his husbands were putting the kids to sleep.

All seven babies in their cribs.

They all had pacifiers in their mouths.

All of them snoring peacefully.

"Awwww", Sam whispered.

Hordak took a picture.

"That's going in the scrapbook", Prime whispered.

"Indubitably", Alastor whispered.

"Let's get to bed", Sam whispered.

The others nodded. They were so tired.

The four husbands then walked towards their room…. They went inside and prepared for bed.

They all changed into their pajamas.

Soon, they all snuggled up under the covers.

"I keep shuddering at thought at what our children will be like as teenagers", Sam said.

This made the others all shudder in total fear.

"I agree", Prime said.

Alastor said, "God forbid when they start dating!"

"Don't even say that", Hordak exclaimed.

Sam said, "we'll cross that bridge when we get to it."

"For now let's rest", Prime said.

The others all nodded and snuggled up to each other.

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The next day….

The four husbands all woke up to a beautiful morning.

"Morning, my loves", Sam said with a smile on his face.

They all said, "good morning, our little imp/fawn."

They each kissed Sam. And Sam loved every single kiss.

"Let's go check on our babies", Sam said.

The other three nodded before they got dressed and went to check on the babies.

The four men walked towards the babies' room. They opened the door to see them all up and reaching for their dad's.

Sam and his husbands smiled as they walked towards the cribs.

Alastor picked up Marek and Junior.

Hordak picked up Galen.

Sam picked up Ahsoka and Aiden.

And Prime picked up Beru and Padme.

"Hi, our little angels", Sam said with a smile on his face.

All of the babies giggled.

Hordak kissed Galen on the forehead. He giggled as he hugged his father around the neck.

"Daddy", Marek squealed.

Alastor chuckled and began kissing Marek on the forehead.

Junior pouted.

Alastor said, "oh, don't think I forgot about you!"

Alastor kissed Junior's forehead.

Junior giggled at the action.

"Papa", Beru and Padme giggled.

Prime chuckled at their excitement.

Junior reached his arms towards Sam.

"It's time for me to feed Junior", Sam said.

Sam took Junior and passed Ahsoka and Aiden to Alastor and Hordak.

Sam then performed the spell that transformed his chest into a pair of breasts in order to feed Junior.

Junior quickly latched his mouth onto Sam's breast. He squealed as he drank.

Sam smiled. He loved his children with all of his heart.

Junior squealed as he kept drinking his milk. Sam simply held him close as he drank.

Junior soon finished drinking his milk. Sam covered the infant's mouth as he burped, so neither author would drop their phones.

"Thanks Sam", SuperSentai199 said.

Sam replied, "no problem."

Alastor asked, "do you have anything planned for today, little fawn?"

Sam asked, "I wanted to ask if we could take our kids to the mansion on that island?"

Hordak said, "that sounds lovely, my little imp."

"Well let's make sure to pack everything for this trip", Prime said.

The others all nod.

"I'll ask my dad if he wants to come with us", Sam said.

Prime said, "that sounds like a great idea."

"Yeah, he deserves a little vacation", Sam said with a smile on his face.

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Later….

We see the group arriving at the mansion.

"It's a lot bigger in person", Anakin said.

Sam said, "indeed it is."

"Let's head inside", Prime said.

The others all nodded and went inside.

Padme asked, "so what are we going to do first?"

Sam smiled.

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A few minutes later….

Everyone was at the lake, either swimming in the water or relaxing/playing on the beach.

Marek squealed as he splashed around in the water.

Alastor was beside him. He couldn't stop smiling more than he usually did.

Ahsoka whimpered as she held onto Hordak.

Hordak held her close and said, "it's okay."

Hordak slowly lowered Ahsoka to the water. She was a little scared at first.

But then she started to splash around in the water and Ahsoka giggled.

Hordak smiled.

"Pa", Beru whimpered as she too was scared to go into the water.

Belos held his granddaughter in his arms.

He said, "why don't I go in with you? So that way I can protect you and help you if you get too scared?"

Beru nods her head. Belos smiled as he began to slowly wade into the water….

Beru whimpered in fear.

"It's okay sweetie, I got you", Belos whispered.

Beru tried to calm down as she got closer to the water.

Belos slowly lowered Beru to the water. She was a little scared at first.

But then she started to splash around. She very much enjoyed the water!

Belos smiled. He would never tire of the happiness around him.

Sam watched as he saw Prime playing with Galen, Aiden and Padme.

Sam held Junior in his arms. The baby kept looking around in awe.

Sam smiled.

"One day, you'll be able to go into the water Junior, you are too little now to be in the lake", Sam said.

Junior nodded, even though he didn't understand what his father was saying.

"Come on Luke", Anakin said to his son.

Luke looked a little scared of the water, but waddled after his father.

Luke giggled as soon as he entered the water.

Anakin chuckled in turn.

Okay that's a cute nickname.

"Come on Leia", Padme said to her daughter.

Leia ran into the water after her mom.

Ahsoka then splashed water at Marek.

Marek giggled and splashed back.

"Oh, how adorable they look", Hordak said with a smile on his face.

Sam said, "took the words right outta my mouth."

Soon everyone got out of the water and headed back to the mansion in time for dinner…. A delicious home cooked meal for everyone.

After that, Sam gave the children some treats…. Delicious chocolate and butterscotch cookies.

The kids all loved the cookies. And they all got a sugar rush!

It took Sam and the others one hour to calm the kids down. And it wasn't the easiest hour they had ever been through.

The first thing that happened was; Junior kept running around the couch!

And they didn't know how Junior was able to do that! It looks like the sugar made him aware of the ability.

Then Panda, which was a nickname given to Sam's daughter Padme, had stolen the cookie jar. She kept jumping around, with the jar, cackling like a monkey!

Beru then ended up throwing a lot of things off the shelf. Including a huge jug of water!

"Beru, you made a huge mess", Prime yelled.

Then Marek dumped another jug of water.

The adults didn't like where this was going….

Hordak asked a bit nervous, "what's Ahsoka doing?"

Ahsoka was holding a strange device known as…. A toaster.

Anakin asked, "what's that?"

Sam said, "uh oh…. Ahsoka, sweet, please put that down."

Ahsoka giggled.

"If she throws that…. we'll all be….", Alastor said, a bit nervous.

"ELECTROCUTED", Prime yelled in fright!

"Ahsoka…. Please put that thing down", Belos said, a bit nervous.

Ahsoka did so…. Right into the water.

"AHSOKA NO", Sam shouted in fear.

But it was too late!

The toaster then touched the floor….

Prime said, "oh grape nuts."

The toaster then started sparking with electricity…. And electrocuted everyone.

"EHHHHHH!"

We could then see everyone's skeleton's. Lightning sparked everywhere! Then there was smoke. It was madness!

Then the electrocuting was done. Everyone stood there, covered in soot.

Hordak puffed out some smoke from his mouth. Prime patted out a small flame on Alastor's head.

Sam coughed a bit of smoke from his mouth.

Anakin said, "ow…."

"Ow, crap that hurts….", Padme said in pain.

Belos fell over.

"AHSOKA", Sam and his husbands shouted.

Ahsoka giggled and literally began bouncing away.

"Okay, that's it, catch those kids", Sam shouted.

All three of his husbands yelled, "right!"

Then the four husbands then chased after their kids as fast as they could!

"Gotcha", Sam shouted as he caught Junior with his scarlet magic. Junior wiggled around in the air.

Aiden and Galen were running around in the living room, without a single care in the world.

Then they were caught by: Hordak and Prime!

"Got you", Prime said.

Hordak said, "if we ever give them cookies again, we are tying them up when we do it!"

Beru and her twin sister along with Ahsoka and Marek were in the kitchen. They were trying to open the cookie jar!

But then black tentacles grabbed them!

Alastor brought them all into his arms.

"You're all going to your rooms", Alastor said.

The babies all began to cry.

"Please, don't cry", Alastor said nervously.

That didn't stop the crying.

Alastor quickly teleported to the room with the babies.

He tried rocking them in order to get them to calm down.

Sam asked, "what's wrong?"

Alastor replied, "they won't stop crying!"

"Let me see….", Prime said.

Alastor did as asked.

"There there", Prime said in a soothing tone.

This seemed to work.

"Come on sweeties, off to bed", Prime said.

The babies began to grow tired from their sugar rush. The four men then placed them in their cribs. All of the babies slowly dozed off from their sugar high.

"Let's go clean up the mess", Sam whispered.

The others quietly nodded.

A few minutes later, the group finally finished up cleaning the house.

"I am not gonna give those kids cookies in a long time….", Sam said.

The others all said, "agreed."

Soon everyone finshed cleaning. They were all tired. The others then retreated to their rooms for the night. They all pretty much crashed on their beds like a ton of bricks.

"Oh my God", Sam said as he laid on the bed.

Prime added, "that was insane."

"The next time I give those kids cookies…. I'll make sure they are tied up", Sam said.

The others all nodded.

"Let's all do something in the meantime", Hordak said.

Alastor asked, "like what?"

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A few minutes later….

Sam was making out with Prime.

He and his husbands have just finished having sex…. It worked as a great stress reliever.

Sam's tongue wrapped around Prime's tongue. Like every time he did it, it felt magical.

Hordak and Alastor were making out as well. It felt just as wonderful.

The four husbands then leaned in and shared a four way kiss.

They all moaned as they each felt their tongues wrapped around one another. It felt utterly amazing.

The four men moaned in pleasure as they kept french kissing each other. Their tongues touching in pure pleasure.

The four husbands then leaned even closer. The makeout session got more and more heated.

Sam then wrapped his arms around Alastor as the two started to makeout. Prime and Hordak did the exact same thing.

Sam's tongue wrapped around Alastor's tongue…. Again….

The four men then laid down on the bed. They let sleep begin to claim them.

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