Disclaimer: I don't own Pretty Little Liars and Harry Potter.

Author's note: This is dedicated to Penny Luck, who gave me the idea for it.


Alison goes soooo fast!

Alison Lauren DiLaurentis is a 16 year old pureblood witch.

Today she's in Diagon Alley to do some shopping.

She is rich so she can afford awesome stuff.

"Hello. I want a Firebolt." says Alison as she enter the Quidditch-store.

Alison speak with confidence, being a badass bitchy sassy girl.

"Brooms of such quality are very expensive." says the lady working in the store.

"I can pay whatever the fuck ya ask 'cause I'm fuckin' loaded with gold." says Alison.

"Why do ye want a Firebolt? There are much more affordable options." says the lady.

"Of course, but the Firebolt is better. Duh!" says Alison, being slutty egocentric brat of a girl as she often is.

"The Firebolts are indeed very good, but they're usually sold to those playing Quidditch." says the lady.

"I am such a person. I play Keeper for Slytherin house's team." says Alison.

"That means I cannot deny you the broom you're asking for, as long as you actually have enough money." says the lady.

"Is this enough to show how fuckin' serious I am, old woman?" says Alison as she reveal her money-bag made of dark-brown leather.

Alison's bag is quite big and has the Gringotts logo in white on it.

The bag is filled to the max with shiny Galleons.

"Yes." says the lady.

15 minutes later, Alison walk out with a brand new Firebolt in her hands.

Alison is happy.

Ever since she found out that the Firebolt existed she's wanted one.

She's egocentric and think she always deserve the best.

"Yup. So damn sexy!" says Alison in joy.

Alison get onto the broom and fly towards Hogwarts.

"Fuck, yeah!" moans a horny Alison when she feel how fast the Fireboolt is and how smooth it fly.

She also notice that it is much easier to control than her old broom and that she can steer it more precisely.

"Mmmm!" moans Alison ina slutty voice.

She almost get an orgasm.

When she reach Hogwarts all of her fellow female Slytherin students gasp, being very impressed at seeing Alison have a Firebolt.

"OMG, a Firebolt...?" says Alexis Rosehill.

"Yup. Sexy huh?" says Alison, all proud.

"Yeah!" says Alexis.

"Hot that your mommy and daddy just gave ye such a strong broom." says Anne Thorne.

"Well...they didn't. I bought it myself." says Alison, all sexy.

"Cozy." says Anne.

"Yup." says Alison.

"I wish I had a Firebolt too." says Anne.

Alison show some cool tricks on her Firebolt.

The other girls think it's awesome and sexy.

"Yup. Sexy huh?" says Alison.

"Yeah." says Mandy Edwards.

"Babe, it's so sexy that your boyfriend finally fucked your vag last week. Was it cozy?" says Alison.

"It was amazing." says Mandy.

"Good. I'm happy for ya." says Alison.

"Thanks. Sooo sexy!" says a happy Mandy.

"Yup." says Alison.

"Ali, is it easy to fly the Firebolt?" says Alexis.

"Yeah, it's super-easy." says Alison.

"Cool." says Alexis.

"Indeed. Much more easy than my old crappy broom, for sure." says Alison.

"Okay. Sexy." says Alexis.

"Yeah, girl." says Alison.

"Who does the Firebolt belong to?" says Ricardo West as he walk uo to Alison and the other girls.

"Me." says Alison.

"Alright." says Ricardo.

He is a Slytherin student and a year older than Alison.

Alison like him because he's more or less her male counterpart.

"Yup. Sexy huh?" says Alison.

"The Firebolt is indeed a very good design." says Ricardo.

"So true." says Alison.

"Did you buy or steal it?" says Ricardo.

"I bought it." says Alison.

The next day.

Alison pull off her robe and then goes for a joy-ride on her Firebolt.

Even though it's the middle of October, Alison wear only bra, panties and shoes.

She use a spell known as Mariah Covent's Cozy-Time Charm to keep herself warm and cozy and happy.

"Mmmm, fuck!" moans Alison, getting horny.

Alison is happy.

"Damn sexy!" moans Alison.

26 minutes later.

"OMG, fuck, yes! Awesome!" moans Alison as she get a strong sexy orgasm.

She fly back to Hogwarts.

"That was so much fun." says a happy Alison.


The End.