Chapter 1 The Globalist Agenda

My name is Cloud Strife. I am a SOLDIER. One of the best even….. or at least I used to be. That was before I found some choice words for my indoctrinated commander on the intracacies of his brainwashing program instilled in him by the government of SHINRA. He did not like that. It took 7 other SOLDIERS to pull me away from him when we started brawling. I was fired soon after. Globeheaded indoctrinated bastards, always overreacting. As a veteran I often kept a cool head in the face of the loud snowflakes screaming like children.

That is why I joined AVALANCHE a radical group fighting against the iniquities and prejudice of SHINRA who spreads the globe pushing agendas in order to keep us mindlessly consuming MAKO and MAKO products while they eat and get fatter like the corporate pig-wigs they were.

We arrived in at the sector 7 reactor on board the train into the sector 7 reactor. I was wearing a purple combat fatigues, a black leather belt and black combat boots, and my signature buster sword on my back. It was 500 lbs of mithral steel; unwieldy for your common fighter or guard, but weidled with the ease that one wields a butter knife for Cloud Strife. It was practically a blunt weapon that dispatched enemies with messy abandon despite that I was extremely strong, and so was my partner, Barret, leader of AVALANCHE, a group fighting against the evils of globalists, who had a gun for an arm. We jumped out of the train, and confronted the reactor guards. The reactor guards were surprised. The reactor guards stood no chance against my mithral steel and Barret's lead.

"That was easy." I added after cutting precisely through the reactor guard slicing him cleanly into two even chunks wiping the sinewy blood from my forehead. I glanced towards Barret. He was a very big built man, with one of his arms replaced by an armament, after an incident with SHINRA zealots. He was the leader of our group AVALANCHE.

"Hell yeah, it was mothafucka." He replied cooly and gave me a fist bump. We had a very powerful friendship, formed that after we found out that shared we similar beliefs.

"So what is this place anyway?" I messed with my spikey blonde hair cooly, messing it up thoughtfully.

"This is sector 7 reactor," Barret replied calmly after he finished off the final reactor guard, lighting him up with bullets spraying blood everywhere. "This is where SHINRA is siphoning MAKO out of the Earth and killing our planet by taking the MAKO for themselves to distribute to the people. They consume the MAKO easily because its easier to except the MAKO instead of swallowing the hard pill of truth. We're here to destroy this reactor and expose SHINRA's evil lies."

"Huh." I nodded firmly and shrugged my firm shoulders cooly, which had spike pauldrons on them. "I don't really care as long as I get paid."

"You spikey headed MOTHARFUCKA, I know you're a veteran and that makes you a badass, but we'll discuss the cash after the job is done." Barret yelled angrily, but stayed cool, finishing off the last of the reactor guards with his arm shots.

We headed towards the elevator which headed to the main reactor which was down under below. When you looked over the ledge, you could see pools of MAKO in abundance. I shook my head staring into the deep blue-green pools. SHINRA sold us lies, indoctrinating our children when they are young, telling us about so called curvature of the earth, and that MAKO would freely flow upwards from the planet infinitely, but how could that be? You could see even from here that MAKO, like water in the ocean, leveled itself out, and, in fact, did not curve. Globetards will eat up anything that they are told sadly even when it is boldly and plainly wrong to see with the naked eye. They think everything is a "micro aggression".

"You see that? The MAKO doesn't curve." Barret added sagely and we both nodded our heads as the elevator descending to the REACTOR level overlooking the even leveled pools of blue-green MAKO. "That's because it levels out like the ocean. Would a round planet have flat even pools as far as the eye can see?"

We laughed at the notion and fist bumped.

We exit the elevator, and Biggs and Wedge hacked the doors to give us entry into the main reactor. We walked on the walkway that overlooked the blue-green MAKO pools going to the main reactor until we arrived at the main reactor which loomed over us like an menacing angry collossus.

"This is the sector 7 main reactor." Barret explained and approached with the bomb in his hands sarcastically. He handed the bomb over to me triumphantly. "Okay, globehead," He exclaimed sarcastically and disparagedly, "It's time to prove that you are who you say you are you are and bomb this main reactor to holy hell. Prove that you aren't some SHINRA globey in disguise."

Barret smugly remarked and handed over the bomb with a wide cunning grin on his wide stubble covered face.

I looked at the bomb in my hand after he handed to me with curiosity. He really was testing me after all of this I have done? "What am I some kind of scientism cultist? I don't need a safe-space like some people." I snarked and approached the main reactor. "This will be easy."

"Oh yeah, then prove it, globetard. Set off the bomb and prove to me your aren't a spy in disguise!" He yelled angrily at the slight.

I slid to the main reactor coyly and slyly like a slithering snake. This will be easy, I thought. But it wasn't. When I approached the reactor something happened. This startled me, and it also startled Barret, who got anxious, and pointed his gun at me accusingly, after the main reactor started shaking.

"MOTHAFUCKA YOU SET ME UP!" He pointed his gun accusingly, and irrationally, because he was startled.

"NO BARRET IT'S SOMETHING ELSE… THEY SET US UP!" I explained as cool as I could as the main reactor shook but admittedly I wasn't.

From up above the GUARD SCORPION fell to the ground. The guard scorpion fell quickly because the density of the air was less so than it, an easy thing to understand for anyone that doesn't ascribe to the "theory" of gravity, and understands the properties of buoyancy (google it, globetard).

"It's the GUARD SCORPION! I replied" I explained as it came crashing to the ground quickly like a heavy metal rhino on steroids. It hissed and screeched with the ferocity of a cornered beast wailing and screaming. "One of SHINRA's greatest weapons! We have to destroy it, but be careful to not damage the tail! Or it will attack!" I reminded Barlet wisely.

"Okay! Let's kill this thing!" Barret exlaimed with fever.

Barret started shoting the guard scorpion while I ran to the side quickly and raised my buster sword. It was extremely heavy so I winced as I raised it above my head my head to attack at it's arms. I raised a gun towards me and began shooting at me at my feet as I danced out of the way of the bullets with the deftness of a dancer, but the power of a seasoned boxer in the heat of a boxing match. I sliced across the guard scorpion seperating its limbs with itself and the guard scorpion screeched in high pitched pain like a globehead in denial. Oil flowed out of its exposed circuits like a flowing river .If you were to ask a globehead they would tell you that liquids flow uphill and just look at the earth for one second and tell me that's right.

But then the guard scorpion began to raise its tail like the roof of a corvette unfolding. Cloud always wanted a muscle car but he thought it might be the end here and he might not be able to afford it. Barret stop shooting I warned him and he stopped! Cloud and Barret both took cover near the railing as a laser shoot out of its tail with a loud screeching noise reminding me of Tifa's entitled rants at the 7th heaven when she really got into her feministic rages. I shook my head in reminiscence.

"Okay now go!" I said when it was over and I rushed at it's arms again with my buster sword easily swung above my head and into the guard scorpion. Barret began shooting too when the coast was clear.

Soon the guard scorpion sustained too much damage and was going to die. It was dying. It began exploding powerfully rumbling the room and... .. SETTING OFF THE BOMB!

"Oh CRAP, it's gonna EXPLODE!" Barret exploded ferverly and began to ran quickly. I began to ran as well very quickly.

"Please help me," Jesse pleaded because her leg was stuck in some metal degrees that was loosened by the explosion when the main reactor exploded. I rushed over to her side but looked at her with dubiousness wondering if I should free her. On one condition...

"I will help you, but you have to promise to help us fight SHINRA and admit to being wrong about the curvature of the Earth. Only then will you be worth having on our side." I nodded with the wisdom of an elder reaching out to her.

She closed her hand around my hands and nodded feverly to the agreement. It took a lot of convincing to get a woman to admit wrongness but in this situation the evidence was too much for to bear. To be fair however it was difficult to get a straight answer out of a globehead while they were widlly screeching trying to justify their wild theories. She was lucky she was very pretty and that was enough to get her through life until this moment. "Okay! I'll admit it! I thought I could avoid the metal debrees falling, but I miscalculated the velocity because of my faulty theories. Now get me out of here!"

"Alright then" I nodded with the wisdom of an elder and pulled her out before the fire could reach her and burned her to a crist. Another former globehead saved from her own foolishness. We went into the elevator and before it could explode, jumped out of the burning wreckage of it doing a cool backflip.

"That was easy, I exclaimed soundly."

"Well we couldn't do it without you." Biggs added happily.

"Shut the fuck up Biggs, you lazy ass lard ass mothafucka, you slacked off while we fought the guard scorpion." Barret angrily berrated the portly companion who sulked now sadly and fist bumped Cloud.

"Yeah, well wheres my money you promised me a lot of cash, Barret." Cloud reminded him leaning against the wreckage and picking his fingernails cooly.

"Come to the 7th Heaven okay, there I'll pay you you spikey head mothafucka!" Barret yelled but stayed cool and you could tell that he shared a mutual respect for Cloud because of his veteran status which he respected and jumped over a wreckage and the others followed him.

Cloud split up of course to take the scenic route and think about what we did and how SHINRA had been misleading us our whole life. It was hard to digest but it was the truth. That was what separated a free thinker from a globehead. On the way there, through the alley, Cloud saw a lone, single black feather fall to the ground.

It couldn't be, Cloud thought to himself. He turned around the corner and there he couldn't believe his eyes… it was a tall towering man with long silver hair and a 10 foot long sword sheathed into his sheath. He had blue-green mako eyes, like my own, and a cool smirk on his long face. It was none other than the one winged angel, Sephiroth.

To be continued…

A/N: I hope that you enjoyed it… please stay tuned… have an update already in work…