Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious and Sam & Cat.

Author's note: This is dedicated to Aaron Charleione, Jessica Fuckhole, Andy Buckloofer, LoupDreams, James Stryker and Jane Pussylips.

Author's note 2: I got the idea for this story from a dream.

Author's note 3: Isaiah Flamez is NOT allowed to read my stories!

Author's note 4: Only leave positive reviews, please.


Navy Girls

It's morning of June 12th and the US Navy ship USS Rochforth set off on a new mission.

4 girls are onboard.

They are new, fresh from the Navy Academy.

These girls are Jade Sharon West, Catarina Belle Valentine, Samantha Melody Puckett and Tori Kate Vega.

All 4 are friends, despite being not the same.

"Our first real mission. I'm a bit nervous." says Catarina, who is more known as Cat.

"Don't worry, kid. This will be a dang lot of fun." says Samnatha aka Sam.

"Me hope so." says Cat.

"Relax, kitten-girl. Sam's right." says Jade.

Tori simply nod in agreement.

"I'm so ready." says Sam with confidence.

"So am I." says Jade, who is confident too.

"Casual talking's over." says a senior officer.

The senior officer is a 47 year old lady in a formal uniform.

She's very strict.

"Yes." says Jade.

"Indeed. Very good." says the senior officer.

Sam, Jade, Tori and Cat starts to do their job.

Because they are very low ranked, they don't have very good jobs aboard the ship.

They have to clean the ship's main deck.

Jade, Sam and Tori finds this easy, but Cat does not.

Cat is shy and weak.

She only made it through the Academy thanks to Tori, who helped her study.

"Work hard, girls." says the senior officer, sounding rude and egocentric.

Tori, Jade and Sam can take this.

Cat can not.

She feel fear.

"Make sure to do this properly." says the senior officer.

"We don't plan to screw up." says Sam.

"Okay..." says the senior officer.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

"Right...whatever, Miss Porkett." sys the senior officer.

"It's Puckett, not Porkett, damn it." says Sam.

"Honestly I don't give a crap what your name is." says the senior officer.

"Eat ass." says Sam.

"No, thanks." says the senior officer.

"Opsss...!" says Sam as she fart hard into her baggy uniform pants by accident.

Uniform pants aren't supposed to be this baggy, but Sam was given pants in a size and half too large.

"Disgusting!" says the senior officer.

"Sorry." says Sam.

Sam's fart stinks a lot.

"Don't be such a perv." says the senior officer.

"I am sorry, okay...?" says Sam.

"Uh..." says the senior officer.

"You're an uptight old bitch." says Sam.

"Don't speak like that to a superior officer, little newbie!" says the senior officer in anger.

Sam feel zero fear, being a tough girl.

"I'm not weak!" says an angry Sam.

"Calm down, Sam." whisper Tori.

"The old bitch doesn't deserve my respect." whisper Sam.

"Please, don't get into extra trouble." whisper Tori.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she far by accident again.

Sam's fart stink so much.

"Ewww!" says Cat.

"Like sorry, kitten-girl." says Sam.

"That's it, you've gone too far." says the senior officer.

She throw Sam into the brig.

"Damn! You can bet I ain't gonna forget this!" says a very angry Sam.

"Awww!" says Cat.

Cat like Sam a lot as a friend and as such doesn't want Sam to be punished.

"She is sweet..." says Cat.

"Yes, but also sometimes too confident for her own good." says Tori.

"If so, the same could be said about me." says Jade.

"Jade, you've more self-control than Sam does." says Tori.

"Oh, thanks." says Jade.

"No problem." says Tori.

4 days later, Sam is released from the brig and gets to return to duty.

"Damn! Such anus." says Sam, being the total opposite of happy.

"Calm down or Alexis might throw you straight back into the brig." says Tori.

Turns out that the senior officer's name is Alexis DeRose.

"I'm so not scared of her." says Sam.

"Perhaps, but I don't want you to risk your job." says Tori.

"Very good point." says Sam, calming down a lot.

"No casual talking!" says Alexis, all rude.

"Sorry..." says Sam.

Jade, Cat, Tori and Sam are all 4 on their knees, cleaning the dirty stinky floor of the secondary cargo bay.

"Work hard." says Alexis, her voice very cold, hard and strict.

Alexis has a stereotypical uptight military-voice.

She only love herself.

"Back when I was your age I worked much better." says Alexis.

Sam wanna give bitchy attitude in return, but manage to hold back, since she doesn't want more punishment.

"Don't be lazy pieces of shit." says Alexis, sounding almost evil.

"I am no lazy damn shit-girl." thinks a very angry Sam.

Unfortunately Sam has anger-control problems.

Jade is often sassy too, but not to the same level as Sam usually is.

"Girls, work hard." says Alexis.

Alexis stand there in full formal black uniform, including black leather gloves, which makes her seem very evil, right hand on hip and riding whip in her left hand.

"Why a whip? To whip soldiers as punishment is not allowed." says Tori.

"I don't actually hit people with my whip. Keep silent or I put you in the brig at once, Miss Nova." says Alexis.

"My name is Vega, not Nova." says Tori.

"Silence!" says Alexis, all angry.

Alexis is 100 % angry.

Her emotions get out of control.

Being all evil, Alexis whip Cat on the butt so hard that it hurt a lot and probably leave marks in Cat's skin, desoite the rather thick fabric of the uniform pants.

"Stop! You're not allowed to whip people." says Tori.

Alexis know this, but she so angry that she fail to contol her emotions and her body.

"Kill you, now I shall do!" screams Alexis, all wild, as she tries to whip Tori in the face.

Tori use her right arm to block causing Alexis to drop the whip.

Jade grab the whip.

"Help!" says Tori.

2 officers appear.

"Commander DeRose used this whip against us." says Tori.

"That's not allowed." says one of the officers.

The 2 officers put handcuffs on Alexis and takes her to the brig.

The next day.

Jade, Sam, Tori and Cat enter Captain Michaelah Jefferson's office.

"Ladies, thanks for exposing Alexis. I suspected she was a sadist, but couldn't arrest her without solid evidence, but thanks to you she'll lose her rank. She's getting kicked out from the navy without honor." says Captain Jefferson.

"Okay, captain." says Tori, Cat, Sam and Jade.

"For what you did I award the 4 of you the Bronze Star." says Captain Jefferson and then pin Bronze Star medals to Jade, Sam, Cat and Tori's uniforms.

"Thanks." says Tori, Sam, Cat and Jade.

"I'm glad you were able to stand up to Alexis the way you did. Lieutenant Kevin Hornbury told me everyting. You deserve a promotion. I'll talk to Navy Command about it." says Captain Jefferson.

3 days later.

"Miss West, Miss Valentine, Miss Vega and Miss Puckett. I bring message from the captain. My name's Lieutenant Commander Eva Jones and I replace Alexis, at least for now. The captain told me that the 4 of you are in line for promotions. Nothing's decided yet though. The captain herself will let you know when it's certain if you'll be promoted or not." says an officer as she walk up to Jade, Cat, Tori and Sam.

"Okay." says Jade.

Cat smile, happy that Eva seem nice.

"If you have any questions, please ask me." says Eva.

"Aye, commander." says Jade.

"Yeah." says Eva.

3 hours later.

Cat, Tori, Jade and Sam eat lunch.

"Yum." says Cat, all childish, as she often is.

"Indeed, girl." says Jade.

"Yup, so damn true." says Sam.

"Agreed." says Tori.

The ship's own internal TV-channel is playing on a TV on the wall.

"This is your captain speaking. I've just decided that Lieutenant Commander Eva Jones will be the full-time new first officer, replacing Alexis, which I'm sure most of you are happy about." says the Captain Jefferson on the TV.

"Nice." says Cat.

"Indeed, kid." says Jade.

"Yup. Eva seemed cool." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Jade.

"Also, we've a new chief security officer. Lieutenant Commander John Martins has left and Lieutenant Commander Tanya Williams is taking his place." says Captain Jefferson on the TV.

"I hope Commander Williams is a good woman." says Tori.

"Me too." says Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

The next day.

"Everyone, let's welcome our new chief of security...Lieutenant Commander Tanya Williams." says Captain Jefferson.

"Hi, people. I'm Tanya Williams, but you may call me T. Nice to be here." says Lieutenant Commander Williams.

"We're all glad to have you serve with us." says Captain Jefferson.

Lieutenant Commander Tanya Williams is a tall sexy blonde woman.

She is in good shape and seems to be about 35 years old.

"Can only speak for myself, but I think you're going to fit in well on this ship." says Captain Jefferson.

"Thank you, captain." says Lieutenant Commander Williams.

"You're welcome, commander." says Captain Jefferson.

"Nice." says Lieutenant Commander Williams.

The next day.

"Miss West, I've read through your academy-file. Seems like your tactical skills are quite outstanding. Because of this I'd like to transfer you to the Security / Tactical division. There you'll be under Commander Williams' command." says Captain Jefferson.

"Sounds good. I accept the transfer, captain." says Jade.

"I'm glad you do. Here." says Captain Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson gives Jade a new uniform.

"Thanks." says Jade.

"Almost forgot...by the end of the month, once all the paper-work's been completed at Command, you and your 3 friends will be promoted to ensigns." says Captain Jefferson.

"Okay. Very nice, captain." says Jade.

20 minutes later.

"The captain has recommended us for promotions?" says Tori.

"Yes, she has." says Jade.

"Nice." says Tori, who expected to be a regular seawoman for at least a year after graduation from the academy.

"Indeed. We're the shit now, climbing the rank-ladder. I myself hope to make it to a full lieutenant, just like my grandfather. Sure hope I don't lose my nose though because he did. It was blown off when he stood too damn close to a grenade." says Jade.

"You shouldn't worry about that." says Tori.

"Guess that's true. There aren't many grenades out here at sea, after all. So I'm less likely to repeat grandpa's screw-up." says Jade.

"Yeah." says Tori.

"Though seen from a serious perspective, losing a nose isn't really that big of a deal. Losing a boob for example, that'd be so much worse." says Jade.

Jade's boobs are rather large ( almost D-cup ) and 100 % natural.

"Must admit that's correct." says Tori.

"Yup." says Sam, who has full D-cup boobs.

Sam's boobs are natural too, just like Jade's are.

Tori has C-cup boobs and Cat has almost no boobs at all, despite being the same age as Jade, Sam and Tori.

Cat's boobs are A-cup, which as we know is small.

She doesn't care though.

"It's sexy that we'll be promoted." says Sam.

"Indeed, babe." says Jade.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

Jade and Sam high five each other in joy.

"Back as soon as I can. Gotta go take the biggest crap of the decade." says Sam and then goes to the nearest bathroom.

"Uh..." says Tori.

"You okay?" says Jade.

"Sure. Just not into Sam's raw talking." says Tori.

"I'd thought you would be used to it by now. The 4 of us have been best friends for years." says Jade.

"Logical. Maybe it's just that it's too raw for me to ever get used to." says Tori.

"Perhaps." says Jade.

"Indeed, Jade." says Tori.

4 weeks later.

"Oh, no!" says cat when a helicopter lands on the ship and a guy step off the helicopter.

The guy is 4 years older than Cat and he wear very fancy flamboyant clothes, a shiny sparkle gold-colored dress-shirt, black V-leg leather pants, white shiny shoes and a neon-green latex tuxedo lined with red satin.

His black hair is in a very crazy hair-style and he also has a ton of wilc make-up on.

The guys is none other than Frankini Theodor Valentine, Cat's older brother.

Frankini is a rich semi-criminal gay guy, who love music, money and 1970s stuff.

"Well, there's my little adorable sister!" says Frankini in a very overdramatic voice.

"Uh...what are you doing here?" says Cat, very unhappy about seeing her brother.

"Can't a dude visit his little sister?" says Frankini with an evil smile.

"No, you're evil." says Cat.

"I won't let such crap stop me, lil' Cat." says Frankini.

He tries to hug Cat, but she step back, having no desire to get a hug from Frankini because he's a semi-criminal.

"Don't touch me!" says Cat in slight fear.

"Calm down. We're brother and sister." says Frankini, trying to seem nice.

"True, but you are evil." says Cat.

"How rude of you!" says Frankini.

"Look who's talking! You almost got mom and dad killed. And you caused aunt Cara to end up in a wheelchair." says Cat.

"All of that was accidents." says Frankini.

"It was so not, you damn freak." says Cat in anger.

"Cat, I sure expected a warmer welcome. After all, I took time off and booked a helicopter just to come out here to see you. Show some joy over that effort." says Frankini.

"Never! There's no way I'm gonan fall for you manipulative words. Your talking is poison. Leave or I call security." says Cat.

Frankini simply stand there, all confident, an evil smile on his face.

"Security!" screams Cat.

Jade and 2 other security guards show up and aim rifles at Frankini.

"This guy's my brother, but he's also evil." says Cat.

"Stand the crap down, you damn freak!" says Jade in a commanding tone.

Frankini goes down on his knees and hold his hands in the air.

One of the security guards search his clothes and finds 4 guns, a sex toy and a flask full of vodka.

The other guard then put handcuffs on Frankini.

Frankini is placed in a cell for 5 days until police can come to the ship and take him away.

"Cat, you're so gonna regret breaking our sibling-bonds!" screams Frankini when the police pull him with them onto the police-boat.

"No." says Cat.

"Holy shit, that guy's freakin' nuts." says Sam.

"Indeed." says Jade.

"Yeah. Frankini is crazy. He's been like that since...uh...the so-called 'Vegas-incident'..." says Cat.

"Exactly what is that?" says Sam.

"We do not talk about it." says Cat.

"Okay." says Sam.

"Talking about it is too weird and dark." says Cat.

3 days later.

"That was mom. Frankini has been sent to prison." says Cat as she put down her phone on the table.

"Good. He was a damn freakasaurus." says Sam.

"So true." says Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

"I'm glad my brother didn't talk himself free. I mean, he can be very manipulative." says Cat.

"Okay." says Sam.

"He once talked people into giving him and one of his friends a huge luxury-dinner for free." says Cat.

"That means he's pretty smart even though he's crazy." says Sam.

"Yes." says Cat.

"They should give him treatment, try makin' him normal." says Sam.

"Super-skilled doctors have already tried...didn't work." says Cat.

"Oh, that's kinda sad." says Sam.

"Yes." says Cat.

"At least he seem to care about you." says Sam.

"Mom's told me that he is probably faking." says Cat.

"That sure is possible." says Sam.

5 hors later.

Jade sit in one of the ship's gun-towers.

This is her very first time alone on duty up here.

"Hmmm." mumbles Jade.

She drink some coffee.

She is happy.

She like being by herself like she is right now.

"Nice. Not bad." says Jade.

She look at across the wide sea.

The weather is good.

"Kinda sexy." says Jade.

5 months later.

"Who can it be?" says cat when her phone beeps.

She answer.

"Hi, Cat here."

"Hi, girl. It's your mother."

"Oh, mom. What's up?"

"Unfortunately your brother killed himself in prison last night."

"To be honest, it doesn't make me said. He was evil."

"Yes, but he was still your brother, Cat."

"I know. Still I think Frankini was creepy. He scared me a lot."

"Okay. I am glad you became a good person. Your father and I used to be afraid that you'd follow in your brother's footsteps."

"That will never happen."

"Good."

"Yeah, mommy. I'm a sweet little girl."

"You make me proud by being in the navy."

"Awww! Thanks."

The next day.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident into her uniform pants, which are no longer baggy, since she was given pants in the correct size after her promotion.

"Ewww!" says Cat.

"Sorry. My anus-control sucks." says Sam.

"I'm with Cat on this. Your farting stinks." says Tori.

"Trust me. I'm tryin' to not be a farter, but it doesn't work that well." says Sam.

"Okay." says Tori.

Sam drink some beer.

"Yup." says Sam.

Tori put on her uniform jacket and we can now see what division she's in because she has what clearly is an Engineering-patch on her left sleeve.

"Hi, guys." says Jade as she enter the room.

"Hi, Jade." says Cat, all cute.

"What's that damn stink?" says Jade.

"Sam farted again." says Tori.

"Oh...okay..." says Jade.

"I'm late for my duty-shift." says Sam.

"See you later, Sam." says Jade.

"Yup, Jade." says Sam, leaving the room.

4 days later.

"Cat, do ya enjoy navy life?" says Sam.

"I do. It's sweet out here at sea. The air is usually so fresh." says Cat.

"Alright. I like it too." says Sam.

"Yay!" says a happy Cat.

Sam drink some beer.

Cat eat a cookie.

"Yum." says Cat, all cute.

We can now see that Sam has a Security-patch on her jacket.

"Nice." says Sam.

Sam is semi-casual, wearing her jacket open and wearing sweatpants instead of her uniform pants, which is okay, since she's off duty at the moment.

"I wish I had a macho boyfriend." says Sam.

"Why?" says Cat.

"Because I need someone to 'do things' with, ya know." says Sam.

"Oh..." says Cat.

"Yup, girl." says Sam.

"Uh...okay." says Cat.

"Indeed." says Sam.

Sam eat a burger.

At the same time, Jade is in the shower, washing her sexy body.

"Damn!" says Jade, getting a bit turned on.

Jade is very beautiful.

"Holy shit." says Jade.

She is happy, even though she sound angry.

"Yes." ays Jade.

12 minutes later.

"Opsss...!" says Sam, farting by accident.

"Ewww!" says Cat.

"Sorry." says Sam.

Because her pants stink, Sam goes to her room to get some other pants instead.

Usually she'd not care, but she wanna be nice to Cat who hate farting.

Once in her room, Sam takes off her red sweatpants and put on old jeans instead.

"Better." says Sam.

She walk back to where Cat is.

"Sam, do you miss your sister?" says Cat.

"No, not at all. Mel is so damn lame." says Sam.

Melanie is Sam's twin-sister.

"Okay..." says Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

5 weeks later.

Fall-season's begun, so the weather is colder now.

"Ah, fall is here." says Jade, who stand on main deck, looking out over the open sea.

"Hi, babe." says Sam as she walk up to Jade.

"Sam...hi." says Jade.

"What ya lookin' at?" says Sam.

"Nothing special." says Jade.

"Okay. Sexy." says Sam.

"Indeed, my friend." says Jade.

"Yup, Jade." says Sam.

"Where are Cat and Tori...? I've not seem either of them today." says Jade.

"No idea." says Sam.

"Let's go look for them." says Jade.

2 hours later, Jade and Sam finds Tori and Cat.

They are in Cat's room, talking and playing chess.

3 weeks later.

"I'm turned on." says Sam.

"Ewww." says Cat.

Cat is more childish than her friends and has never been truly turned on ever in her life.

"Sorry, kitten-girl." says Sam.

"Uh...it's okay." says Cat.

"Nice." says Sam.

Sam eat a burger.

Cat drink some sweet tea.

"Yay!" says Cat.

"I'm goin' to see if I can find Jade." says Sam, leaving the room.

"Awww." says Cat.

Cat eat a cookie.

"Yum." says a happy Cat.

Cat is less mature than Tori, Jade and Sam, but that's okay.

"Ah, here ya are." says Sam when she finds Jade.

"Indeed, Samantha." says Jade.

"Uh, since when the crap do we call me that? I'm Sam." says Sam.

"Sorry." says Jade.

"Not mad at ya 'cause you're a sexy friend." says Sam.

"Thanks." says Jade.

"Yup." says Sam.

"Life here out at sea is good." says Jade.

"True." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Jade.

"Oppss..." says Sam as she fart by accident.

"Damn, that again." says Jade.

"Sorry." says Sam.

"I think you should do something about your lack of proper control over your own anus." says Jade.

"Good idea." says Sam.

"Yes. Most people are annoyed by your farting." says Jade.

"Yeah, but I can't help it. I've always been a farter as far back as I can remember." says Sam.

"Okay then." says Jade.

"And the whole thing could be worse. I mean, you Tori and Cat are still friends with me." says Sam.

"Yeah, good point, Sam." says Jade.

"Yup, Jade." says Sam.

3 weeks later.

"I'm gonna visit mom." says Cat.

The ship dock at a navy shipyard.

Cat has a couple of weeks worth of leave.

"We'll miss ya, girl." says Sam.

Dressed in civilian clothes, Cat step off the ship.

"Our little Cat is so cute." says Jade.

"True." says Sam.

"She's not our kid." says Tori.

"I know, but Jade and I have always been kinda like mama-figures for Cat, since she matures slower than us." says Sam.

"Correct." says Jade.

"Alright." says Tori.

"Yeah." says Jade.

The next day.

The ship head back out to sea.

Jade, Sam and Tori wish Cat was onboard.

"Like opsss..." says Sam as she fart by accident.

"Not again!" says Tori.

"Sorry." says Sam.

"Fine." says Tori.

"I wish Cat was here right now." says Jade.

"Me too." says Sam.

"I sure miss her as well." says Tori.

2 weeks later, Cat returns.

Sam hug her in joy, so happy to see her again.

"Welcome back, kitten-girl." says Sam.

"Awwww! Thanks, Sam!" says Cat.

Cat is happy too.

"No problem, lil' Cat." says Sam.

"Yay!" says Cat.

"Indeed." says Sam.

"We're all glad you've returned." says Jade.

"Thanks." says Cat.

"Sweet." says Jade.

The next day.

"Miss West, report." says Lieutenant Commander Wlliams.

"Everything's alright, commander." says Jade.

"Good. As you were." says Lieutenant Commander Wlliams.

"Yes." says Jade.

Jade leave the room.

"Hi, Jade." says Sam as she and Jade meet in a hallway.

"Hi, Sam." says Jade.

Sam is in casual clothes.

"Where's your uniform?" says Jade.

"I have a day off. On my way to get a lil' snack." says Sam.

"Oh, okay." says Jade.

2 hours later.

"Cat, how do ya feel today?" says Sam.

"I'm happy." says Cat, all cute.

"Nice, so am I, girl." says Sam.

"Yay!" says a happy Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

"Sam, you're so cool." says Cat.

"Thank ya." says Sam.

Cat gives Sam a sweet hug.

"Awwww!" says cat, all cute.

The next day.

Jade stand guard by a restricted room down on a lower deck.

"Hold it right there like a shit, damn it." says Jade when she hear someone.

"Relax, Jade. It's me." says Sam when she step out into the light.

"Oh...hi, Sam." says Jade.

"I'm just chekin' if ya are fine." says Sam.

"Everything's good for me." says Jade.

"Sexy. See ya later." says Sam.

"Alright." says Jade.

Sam leave.

"It's nice to have friends." mumbles Jade.

Tori, Cat and Sam are truly Jade's best friends.

She almost consider them her sisters.

"Kind of sexy." says Jade.

2 weeks later.

"Cat, do ya love guys or girls?" says Sam.

"Not sure." says Cat.

"Perhaps both then." says Sam.

"Yeah, maybe..." says Cat.

"Alright." says Sam.

"Hi, babes." says Jade as she enter the room.

"Jade...hi." says Cat.

"Hi, girl." says Sam.

"So, how are the two of you today?" says Jade.

"Me and Cat are happy." says Sam.

"Nice. I'm happy as well." says Jade.

"Sexy." says Sam.

"Indeed." says Jade.

"Yup, Jade." says Sam.

"Cute." says Cat.

"Like opsss..." says Sam as she fart by accident.

"Ewww!" says Cat.

"Relax. It's just anus-gas." says Sam.

"Uh..." says Cat.

4 hours later.

Tori, Jade, Sam and Cat eat dinner in Tori's room.

"Yum." says a happy Cat.

"Indeed, kitten-girl." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Cat.

"Will all of you stay here during the winter holidays?" says Tori.

"I sure will. I'm saving my leave for the summer." says Jade.

"Me too." says Sam.

"I'm gonna visit mom again." says Cat.

"I think I'll go see my parents as well." says Tori.

"Okay." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Tori.

"I can't visit mom and dad. Mom's no longer alive and I have no idea where dad is. I've never mer him." says Sam.

"Oh..." says Jade.

"Don't worry. I'm fine. Sure, meetin' my dad would be cool, but if I never do that's also good." says Sam.

"Hasn't your mom told you who your dad is?" says Tori.

"She didn't wanna talk about him." says Sam.

3 days later.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.

"Ewww!" says Cat.

"No fear, Cat. It's simple ol' anus-gas." says Sam.

"It stinks so much!" says Cat.

"Really?" says Sam.

"Yes." says Cat.

"Sorry." says Sam.

"Uh...okay..." says Cat.

"Yup, kid." says Sam.

"Hi, girls." says Jade as she enter the room.

"Hi, Jade." says Cat.

"Here...some lunch." says Jade as she place food on the table.

"Awesme." says Sam.

Sam like food a lot.

The food is pasta, sausages and coffee.

Jade, Sam and Cat eat.

Tori eat at the same time, in another room.

"Yum." says Cat.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

3 days later.

Cat and Sam stand on the main deck and look at the stars on the sky when suddenly the very calm weather change to a wild raw storm.

The storm is so wild that even the big warship cannot hold a steady straight course.

When the ship shake like crazy, Cat fall off it, but Sam, who is much stronger than she look, grab Cat's hand and pull her back onto the ship.

Sam saves Cat's life.

"OMG, you saved me, Sam!" says Cat.

"Yup, girl." says Sam, as if it was very easy, even though it was not.

"Awww! Thanks." says a happy Cat.

Sam and Cat goes inside, to be safe from the storm.

2 hours later, the storm finally stop.

"Holy shit, finally..." says Sam.

"That was a damn hard storm." says Jade.

"It indeed was." says Tori.

"Yup." says Sam.

4 days later.

Sam get awarded for saving Cat.

"For outstanding valor when a friend was in danger." says Captain Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson pin a medal to Sam's jacket.

"Thanks, captain." says Sam.

"You're welcome, Miss Puckett." says Captain Jefferson.

"Nice." says a happy Sam.

3 weeks later.

"Opss..." says Sam as she fart hard.

"Ewww! Stinks..." says Cat.

"Sorry, girl." says Sam.

Cat and Sam are both in casual clothes, since it is a day off for them.

"Uh..." says Cat.

"See ya later, kid." says Sam and then leave the room.

Cat drink some sweet tea.

Nearly a year later.

Jade and Sam are both promoted to Lt JG.

Tori and Cat are still ensigns.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart big.

It stinks, but she doesn't care.

She takes off her uniform and get into bed.

"Nice." says Sam as she drink beer and watch porn on her laptop.

At the same time, Tori and Jade are both working on Project 56 G, which is very important.

"Congratulations on your promotion." says Tori.

"Thanks, Tori." says Jade.

"You're welcome, Jade." says Tori.

"I've not seen Cat today." says Jade.

"Someone told me she's a little sick." says Tori.

"Oh...okay." says Jade.

2 hours later.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

Sam is still in bed.

Now she eat a burger and watch a movie.

"Okay. Nice." says Sam.

She is happy.

Today's a day off for her.

"Sexy." says Sam.

The next day.

"Yup." says Sam as she put on sexy dark-red lace underwear and put her uniform over it.

Sam is happy.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

She leave her room to begin her duty shift for the day.

"Alright. Nice." says Sam.

20 minutes later.

Jade eat breakfast in her room.

She wear a black leather bra, pink baggy sweatpants and her uniform boots.

"Nice." says Jade.

Jade is happy.

She also seem a bit turned on.

"Sexy." says Jade.

Cat is still asleep.

Tori is already working.

"Opsss..." says Sam as she fart hard by accident.

Sam get turned on.

"Yeah." says Sam.

2 hours later.

Jade stand guard outside a secret room.

Jade doesn't even know what is in the room because of how secret it is.

"I wonder what's in here." says Jade.

She cannot check, since the door is locked and she wouldn't be allowed to see anyways.

It is restricted to those with level 10 security-access only and the only person on the ship who has level 10 is the captain.

Jade is happy.

She like guarding stuff.

At the same time, Tori does some repair-work in a different part of the ship.

"Hmm...okay..." mumbles Tori.

Tori is happy.

"Okay..." says Tori.

She's a pretty good engineer.

"Well done, Miss Vega." says Lt Commander Jessica Warren, the ship's chief engineer.

"Thanks, commander." says Tori.

"You're welcome." says Lt Commander Warren.

"Sweet." says Tori.

2 years later.

"I am happy." says Sam.

"So am I." says Cat.

Both of them are in uniform.

Sam drink some coffee.

Cat drink sweet tea.

"Awww!" says Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

Sam no longer fart a lot because 6 months ago she started medication that stop her farting.

Eventually she won't need medication anymore.

"Hi, ladies." says Jade as she enter the room.

"Hi, Jade." says a happy Cat.

Jade was promoted a few weeks ago and is a full lieutenant now.

This means that she outrank her friends.

"Are you happy?" says Jade.

"Yeah." says Cat.

"Yup." says Sam.

"How do you feel, Sam?" says Jade.

"Pretty good. The meds makes me kinda tired, but otherwise it's fine. They do prevent the farts." says Sam.

"Good." says Jade.

"I agree." says Cat.

"It's kinda hard to remember takin' the meds every morning and every night." says Sam.

"I'm sure you can handle it." says Jade.

"Thanks, Jade." says Sam.

"No problem." says Jade.

"Sexy." says Sam.

"I see the meds haven't blocked your sexuality." says Jade.

"Yeah. It'd be so dang crappy if they would." says Sam.

"Indeed." says Jade.

"Shit, yeah." says Sam.

"Be glad that you will eventually be able to avoid the farts without medication." says Jade.

"Good point." says Sam.

"Yeah." says Jade.

5 weeks later.

"Captain to all hands. We're heading back to base. The ship will be out of service for at least a year for extensive refits and upgrades so until that's completed all of you will get free extra leave." says Captain Jefferson over the ship-wide speakers.

"Nice! Me can visit mom again." says a happy Cat.

"And I'm gonna look up an old booty-call." says Sam.

"Maybe I should, as well." says Jade.

2 days later, the ship arrive at home-base.

Jade, Sam, Tori and Cat are all in civilian clothes.

Bags in hands, they step off the ship.

"Alright." says Sam.

Each of them head off in their own way with a promise to reunite once the ship is ready to head back out to sea once more.

"I sure he still remember me." says Sam.

She pull out her phone and call Jason Morekay.

Jason is Sam's favorite booty-call from a few years ago.

Cat head home to LA to visit her mom.

2 years later, the refits and upgrades to the ship are finally done.

Jade, Tori, Cat and Sam return and join everyone else onboard as he ship goes on a new mission.


The End.