-Chapter-16-

-Rachel pov-

"Alright so we have two people auditioning for us" I smile until I see one of them come in "I also would like to say that if you try to send someone to a crackhouse you can be arrested! Now sunshine you are up first!"

"Thank you" She looks at me with a frown "I wanted to do this with you but based on the crackhouse I assume you do not like me"

"No I like you!" I sigh and come clean "So it goes back to the bathroom.."

-The bathroom yesterday-

"So I really think you should audition" I smile thinking this girl has no true idea of what I am saying "I think we can work really great together"

She gives a nod with a huge smile. I step back with a smile still on my face. I watch her place earbuds in and start to walk away. I stop when I head the voice come out of her.

(Lyrics from genius)

[SUNSHINE]

Hello, hello, baby, you called

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service

In the club, you say, say

Wha-wha-what did you say?

Are you breakin' up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

[RACHEL & SUNSHINE]

K-Kinda busy, k-kinda busy

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

[RACHEL]

Just a second

It's my favorite song they're gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh

You should've made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy

[SUNSHINE & (RACHEL)]

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)

[SUNSHINE, (RACHEL)]

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (I'm busy)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Oh!)

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Ohh!)

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

[RACHEL & SUNSHINE, (RACHEL)]

And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (Oh!)

[SUNSHINE & (RACHEL)]

Call all you want, but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Hey-hey!)

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

[RACHEL & SUNSHINE]

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

[SUNSHINE]

Boy, the way you blowing up my phone

Won't make me leave no faster

Put my coat on faster

Leave my girls no faster

I should've left my phone at home

'Cause this is a disaster

Calling like a collector

Sorry, I cannot answer

Not that I don't like you

I'm just at a party

And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing

[RACHEL, (SUNSHINE)]

Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station

(Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin')

Dancin' (I'll be dancin')

Dancin' (I'll be dancin')

Tonight I'm dancin' (Tonight I'm not takin' no calls; 'Cause I'll be dancin')

[SUNSHINE]

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

[RACHEL]

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

[SUNSHINE]

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

[RACHEL]

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

[SUNSHINE]

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

[RACHEL]

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

[SUNSHINE]

Stop callin', stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

[RACHEL]

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

[SUNSHINE, (RACHEL), {SUNSHINE}]

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (I'm busy)

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh {Stop telephonin' me}

Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

Can call all you want but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Call all you want, but there's no one home

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb

And you're not gonna reach my telephone

(My telephone)

(My-my-my telephone)

('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)

(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)

(My telephone)

(My-my-my telephone)

('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)

(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)

(We're sorry, we're sorry, the number you have reached is not in service at this time. Please check the number or try your call again)

"That was great!" I give a nod as she walks to the door "See you at the audition!"

"Yeah" I blink a few times before chasing after her "Wait I forgot to give the location!"

-Currently-

"So you hoped out of jealousy I could not make it?" I nod and get a smack to the head "Violence might have been to much there"

"No I deserved that" I look at Santana who is glaring "Sorry"

"Say it to her" Santana points at sunshine "She could have been hurt Rachel!"

"I am sorry sunshine and you deserve to be here for sure" I look at mom "She has a very lovely voice"

"The only one then is you Sam" He gives a nod and Artie wheels to him "Go ahead"

(Lyrics from genius)

[SAM]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad

Buy all of the things I never had

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen

Oh, every time I close my eyes

I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah

A different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm a billionaire

[ARTIE]

Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of

Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list

I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt

And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it

Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"

And last but not least grant somebody their last wish

It's been a couple months that I've been single so

You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho

Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit

And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did

Yeah, can't forget about me stupid

Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music

[SAM]

Oh every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)

I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)

A different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire

Oh oooh oh oooh (Oh!)

For when I'm a billionaire

Oh oooh oh oooh (Let's go!)

Sam points to Puck who smirks and makes his way up.

[PUCK]

I'll be playing basketball with the President

Dunkin' on his delegates

Then I compliment him on his political etiquette

Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it

But keep the fives, twentys, tens and Bens completely separate

Yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket

We in recession but let me take a crack at it

I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up

So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks

And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was

Eatin' good, sleepin' soundly

I know we all have a similar dream

Go in your pocket pull out your wallet

Put it in the air and sing

[SAM]

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (So bad)

Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything)

I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine

Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Whatup Oprah!)

Oh every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)

I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)

Yeah, a different city every night, oh I

I swear the world better prepare (For what?)

For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah, sing it)

Oh oooh oh oooh (Sing it!)

When I'm a billionaire

Oh oooh oh oooh (Oh!)

I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad...

"Well I think you will definitely help the team!" Everyone claps as he takes a bow "I think we have an amazing team going into Sectionals!"

I smile and nod on agreement. With this team I think we are going to kick some musical ass.