-Chapter-16-
-Rachel pov-
"Alright so we have two people auditioning for us" I smile until I see one of them come in "I also would like to say that if you try to send someone to a crackhouse you can be arrested! Now sunshine you are up first!"
"Thank you" She looks at me with a frown "I wanted to do this with you but based on the crackhouse I assume you do not like me"
"No I like you!" I sigh and come clean "So it goes back to the bathroom.."
-The bathroom yesterday-
"So I really think you should audition" I smile thinking this girl has no true idea of what I am saying "I think we can work really great together"
She gives a nod with a huge smile. I step back with a smile still on my face. I watch her place earbuds in and start to walk away. I stop when I head the voice come out of her.
(Lyrics from genius)
[SUNSHINE]
Hello, hello, baby, you called
I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you say, say
Wha-wha-what did you say?
Are you breakin' up on me
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
[RACHEL & SUNSHINE]
K-Kinda busy, k-kinda busy
Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy
[RACHEL]
Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you won't stop calling me
I'm kinda busy
[SUNSHINE & (RACHEL)]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
(I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor)
[SUNSHINE, (RACHEL)]
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (I'm busy)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Oh!)
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Ohh!)
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
[RACHEL & SUNSHINE, (RACHEL)]
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (Oh!)
[SUNSHINE & (RACHEL)]
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone (Hey-hey!)
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
[RACHEL & SUNSHINE]
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
[SUNSHINE]
Boy, the way you blowing up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cause this is a disaster
Calling like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer
Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing
[RACHEL, (SUNSHINE)]
Sometimes I feel like I live in grand central station
(Tonight I'm not takin' no calls 'cause I'll be dancin')
Dancin' (I'll be dancin')
Dancin' (I'll be dancin')
Tonight I'm dancin' (Tonight I'm not takin' no calls; 'Cause I'll be dancin')
[SUNSHINE]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
[RACHEL]
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
[SUNSHINE]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
[RACHEL]
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
[SUNSHINE]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
[RACHEL]
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
[SUNSHINE]
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
[RACHEL]
I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor
[SUNSHINE, (RACHEL), {SUNSHINE}]
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh (I'm busy)
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh {Stop telephonin' me}
Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh
Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Call all you want, but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
'Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sipping that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
(My telephone)
(My-my-my telephone)
('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)
(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)
(My telephone)
(My-my-my telephone)
('Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin that bubb)
(And you're not gonna reach my telephone)
(We're sorry, we're sorry, the number you have reached is not in service at this time. Please check the number or try your call again)
"That was great!" I give a nod as she walks to the door "See you at the audition!"
"Yeah" I blink a few times before chasing after her "Wait I forgot to give the location!"
-Currently-
"So you hoped out of jealousy I could not make it?" I nod and get a smack to the head "Violence might have been to much there"
"No I deserved that" I look at Santana who is glaring "Sorry"
"Say it to her" Santana points at sunshine "She could have been hurt Rachel!"
"I am sorry sunshine and you deserve to be here for sure" I look at mom "She has a very lovely voice"
"The only one then is you Sam" He gives a nod and Artie wheels to him "Go ahead"
(Lyrics from genius)
[SAM]
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smilin' next to Oprah and the Queen
Oh, every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shinin' lights, yeah
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm a billionaire
[ARTIE]
Yeah, I would have a show like Oprah, I would be the host of
Everyday Christmas, give Artie a wish list
I'd probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
And adopt a bunch of babies that ain't never had it
Give away a few Mercedes like, "Here lady, have this"
And last but not least grant somebody their last wish
It's been a couple months that I've been single so
You can call me Artie Claus minus the Ho-Ho
Get it, I'd probably visit where Katrina hit
And darn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
Yeah, can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go I'ma have my own theme music
[SAM]
Oh every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)
I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)
A different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh (Oh!)
For when I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh (Let's go!)
Sam points to Puck who smirks and makes his way up.
[PUCK]
I'll be playing basketball with the President
Dunkin' on his delegates
Then I compliment him on his political etiquette
Toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
But keep the fives, twentys, tens and Bens completely separate
Yeah I'll be in a whole new tax bracket
We in recession but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take whatever's left and just split it up
So everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
And not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
Eatin' good, sleepin' soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
Go in your pocket pull out your wallet
Put it in the air and sing
[SAM]
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad (So bad)
Buy all of the things I never had (Buy everything)
I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen (Whatup Oprah!)
Oh every time I close my eyes (Uh whatcha see, whatcha see, bruh?)
I see my name in shinin' lights (Uh huh, uh huh)
Yeah, a different city every night, oh I
I swear the world better prepare (For what?)
For when I'm a billionaire (Yeah, sing it)
Oh oooh oh oooh (Sing it!)
When I'm a billionaire
Oh oooh oh oooh (Oh!)
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad...
"Well I think you will definitely help the team!" Everyone claps as he takes a bow "I think we have an amazing team going into Sectionals!"
I smile and nod on agreement. With this team I think we are going to kick some musical ass.
