-Chapter-18-
-Shelby pov-
"I gave you this position to not sexuality the kids or yourself!" Sue smacks her hand on the desk and I cringe along with the others "Now Shelby I know this was not your idea so you will tell me who's it was!"
"It was all my idea" She narrows her eyes and I keep my face straight "It was! I can be sexy sue!"
"I am sure you can" I narrow my eyes and stand up "Go on! Show me wrong Girl Scout!"
"I will!" I walk over and poke Brad in the chest "You play me 'Da Ya think I'm sexy'! Band help him out!"
-Shelby singing-
Sugar, sugar, oh
She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby
He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
His heart's beating like a drum
'Cause at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are all alone
They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He says I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
Just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
Just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
Just come on and tell me so
"See I knew it was not you cause that song was too new" I cringe and turn toward a smirking sue "So my options are Judy Fabray or Holly Holliday"
"Well that is just absurd!" Quinn stands up angry "My mom does not know any songs like that!"
-Judy singing-
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
Then suck it off til I shake and cum, nigga
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, babe
All over your face and stuff
Slow head show me so much love
The best head comes from a thug
The dick good, dick big and long
Slow fuckin' til the crack of dawn
On the edge makin' faces 'n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
You might roll dubs, you might have g's
But fuck that bitch, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' bitches watchin' me
So, hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which lady I need
To suck a thug baby satisfy me
Try me baby, I'll make you see
Them bitches ain't got shit on me
So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
(Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
Then suck it off til I shake and cum, shhhh
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, shhhh)
My neck, my back
(Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
Then suck it off til I shake and cum, shhhh
Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, shhhh)
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
"Meeting dismissed!" Judy walks out and I look at everyone else who is stunned "I SAID DISMISSED!"
"This is the last warning" Sue shakes her head and and blinks "God I need to find my camera for this room"
I give a nod as everyone slowly files out. I see Quinn stuck in place and Santana pick her up. We go to the car where Judy is sitting satisfied. We get in and it is a silent ride home.
"Remember who the true head bitch is" Judy gets out when we park "See you inside"
"I think I have a lady boner for Judy" I want to yell at Rachel but just can not "That is saved for later"
"I think I am going to be sick" Quinn pales before vomiting "Yeah I got sick"
Today was not what I expected but I am not disappointed.
