-Chapter-18-

-Shelby pov-

"I gave you this position to not sexuality the kids or yourself!" Sue smacks her hand on the desk and I cringe along with the others "Now Shelby I know this was not your idea so you will tell me who's it was!"

"It was all my idea" She narrows her eyes and I keep my face straight "It was! I can be sexy sue!"

"I am sure you can" I narrow my eyes and stand up "Go on! Show me wrong Girl Scout!"

"I will!" I walk over and poke Brad in the chest "You play me 'Da Ya think I'm sexy'! Band help him out!"

-Shelby singing-

Sugar, sugar, oh

She sits alone waiting for suggestions

He's so nervous avoiding all the questions

His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding

Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on sugar let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on honey tell me so

Tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer

Come on honey let's spend the night together

Now hold on a minute before we go much further

Give me a dime so I can phone my mother

They catch a cab to his high rise apartment

At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on sugar let me know

His heart's beating like a drum

'Cause at last he's got this girl home

Relax baby now we are all alone

They wake at dawn 'cause all the birds are singing

Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking

Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining

They got each other neither one's complaining

He says I'm sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee

Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy

Come on sugar let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on sugar let me know

If you really, really, really, really need me

Just let me know

Just reach out and touch me

If you really want me

Just reach out and touch me

Come on sugar let me know

If you really need me just reach out and touch me

Come on sugar let me know

If you, if you, if you really need me

Just come on and tell me so

"See I knew it was not you cause that song was too new" I cringe and turn toward a smirking sue "So my options are Judy Fabray or Holly Holliday"

"Well that is just absurd!" Quinn stands up angry "My mom does not know any songs like that!"

-Judy singing-

All you ladies pop your pussy like this

Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss

All you ladies pop your pussy like this

Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss

Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now

Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should

Right now, lick it good

Suck this pussy just like you should

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it

Don't stop, just do, do it

Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front

Then suck it off til I shake and cum, nigga

Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, babe

All over your face and stuff

Slow head show me so much love

The best head comes from a thug

The dick good, dick big and long

Slow fuckin' til the crack of dawn

On the edge makin' faces 'n stuff

Through the night, making so much love

Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have g's

But fuck that bitch, get on your knees

A bitch like me moans and screams

Thug misses know what I mean

At the club so fresh, so clean

Hoes hatin' bitches watchin' me

So, hot in the line, on green

With a unit on my face, so mean

I gotta pick which lady I need

To suck a thug baby satisfy me

Try me baby, I'll make you see

Them bitches ain't got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

Right now, lick it good

Lick this pussy just like you should

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good

Suck this pussy just like you should

Right now, lick it good

Suck this pussy just like you should

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

(Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front

Then suck it off til I shake and cum, shhhh

Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, shhhh)

My neck, my back

(Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front

Then suck it off til I shake and cum, shhhh

Make sure I keep bustin' nuts, shhhh)

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

My neck, my back

Lick my pussy and my crack

"Meeting dismissed!" Judy walks out and I look at everyone else who is stunned "I SAID DISMISSED!"

"This is the last warning" Sue shakes her head and and blinks "God I need to find my camera for this room"

I give a nod as everyone slowly files out. I see Quinn stuck in place and Santana pick her up. We go to the car where Judy is sitting satisfied. We get in and it is a silent ride home.

"Remember who the true head bitch is" Judy gets out when we park "See you inside"

"I think I have a lady boner for Judy" I want to yell at Rachel but just can not "That is saved for later"

"I think I am going to be sick" Quinn pales before vomiting "Yeah I got sick"

Today was not what I expected but I am not disappointed.