Final warning chapter 2 : the meeting
Starting 2 weeks after the end of the first one
{parseltongue}
"normal talk"
'thoughts'
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sarcastic
Flashback
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FLASHBACK
4 weeks ago
THE 3 BROOMSTICKS
Harry Hermoine Draco the professors and the weasley parents are at the table they needed a plan to get dumbledore to them and fast. "i got a idea, and i think its brilliant" Draco said "well spit it out already" said hermione as she sipped her drink 'if he thinks it's good it has a 50/50 chance of working. ' she thought
"we fake Ronald's death" He said causing hermione to spit out her drink 'surely i heard that wrong' thought hermione "you want us to fake Mr Weasley death? Surely i heard you wrong." Mcgonagall said
"No professor you 100% heard me correct." said Draco. He held up his hand to stop any arguments "I know you all think it's purpostorus but just hear me out" he said everyone nodding this is there first idea in half a hour
"Weasley is loyal to dumbledore,There's no doubt about. that if he dies it would severely weaken his remaining supporters. he would probably try to get to the other weasley kids still loyal to him, or he would come after you potter. You did say you were gonna meet the Dark lord, if you announce you will meet him in the prophet there's no doubt he will see it as a opportunity to capture both of you or even kill you." he said receiving nods from eveyone, he did make some good points.
"So why fake his death when we can kill him for real?" Arthur asked, it was a good question to ask.
"we could offer him to the dark lord or we can sell him in what the muggles call, the Dark web" draco replied, receiving nods from harry and hermione who knew what that was.
"So we all good on that plan?" Snape asked as everyone nodded "ok we need a where to kill him? Who it is to kill him? When we are going to kill him? And most importantly how we're going to fake his death" he said as he looked at Draco
"we could fake his death using a life model decoy just make one of him and use peiortotem locomotor and he's alive. We just need to find a place to keep the real weasley to stay in until we can finish the plan" Draco said as harry spoke
"Fun fact: hogwarts used to be a jail. Why is that important? The cells are right beneath the great hall, we could keep him there until further notice. It can only be accessed by using parseltongue, walls and doors made using reinforced iron, you can only visit one cell at a time unless your a guard, and you can only access the cells as a parselmouth and a keycard so a guard is most likely needed for visits. It's pretty much the perfect place to keep him" he said. Receiving nods and shocked looks and nods from everyone
as to how he knew This information that even the professors didn't. 'filch would love that for detentions.' thought the professors in the room (filch was fired after the 555th complaint about him)
"how do you know this information harry?, by the looks of it even the professors don't know." said hermione "a book in the restricted section, i go to the library so much Madame pince just allows me to go there. She tells me she sees me in there more then you on certain occasions." harry replied earning laughs and smack on the shoulder.
"i wonder why it's in the restricted section, I'd love to learn about that or anything other than that endless goblin rebellion crap Binns was teaching." said Draco (binns was fired in this timeline after the students told them to do so)
"we will work on what we learn later. We have the how we are gonna fake his death and where we are gonna keep him, we need the where, when, who and why, he was killed." said Delores
"His death can't be in the middle of night because they will just believe he ran away and he can't be killed at a unknown location cause they will suspect his death was faked. I say we do it in the Great hall at breakfast when everyone is there to witness it, and i think there's only person that would have a reason to lash out and kill him." said Draco, everyone looked at the person they knew he was talking about, Harry Potter.
"OK I'll do it. And i think i will have a reason to do it in about 2 weeks time, sirius said he is sick and will die in 2 weeks or less. him dying could give me the perfect excuse to be angry and depressed. if he dosent die by his sickness there's no doubt dumbledore will come after him and kill him." harry said receiving nods from everyone
"ok the plans set in motion we just need a time kidnap the little shit and lock him up in a jail cell." said minerva 'that felt good' she thought
"it's Saturday, i say we trick him to stay out until midnight and we knock him out" said harry everyone nodding 'we need a reason for him to stay up until then' Draco thought. As if reading his mind hermione spoke up.
"Luna is supposedly a seer, she said later today that Ron will grab me and pin me against the wall. We can have you guys witness the attack and the professors can give the detention." Hermione said
"did she say when or where it happened?" harry asked "3rd floor corridor around 2:30 as i was on my way to meet you." she replied
"ok plan works, Headmistress i suggest to make it more authentic you will send a message to the parents. Ms. Weasley i suggest you show up at dinner to give one of your
famous lessons." draco said causing the students to giggle "right lets get back to the castle it's almost 9:30" said Delores as they walked out the store and walked back to the castle
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3RD FLOOR CORRIDOR
At 2:30 pm with hermione as she was on her way to meet harry Ron came in her way and did exactly as luna predicted with some extra steps
"ITS TIME YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON YOU FILTHY MUDBLOOD" yelled Ronald as she pinned to the wall slapping her in the face Multiple times
"YOU - WERE - SUPPOSED - TO BE - MINE!" he said between slaps as he binded her and was unzipping his pants
"now your really gonna be mine." he said as he tried to take off her skirt. Until he heard a yell
"MR. WEASLEY" the voice yelled ron turned around and saw the worst people he could see at that moment, POTTER, The headmistress, umbridge, AND SNAPE, he knew he wasn't getting out of it that easily.
"EXPLAIN WHY MS.LONGBOTTOM LOOKS LIKE SHE'S BEEN SLAPPED AND YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN AND HER SKIRT IS HALFWAY DOWN!" the headmistress yelled (Hermione found she was a longbottom when they went to gringotts for a inheritance test to claims harry's inheritance, she is Neville's older sister by 10 months)
"uh-uh i found her li-like this and uhm uhm my pa-" he never got to say anything as he was hit with a silencing charm
"i think we have heard enough and seen enough to determine what was happening, Miss longbottom was about to be raped by Mr. Weasley" said severus as Ron tried to yell something through the silencing charm
"Well then, 60 points for attempting to lie to professors, 50 points for inappropriate attire, 1 week suspension for attempted rape, and a detention with all of us at midnight. I will have to write to your parents about this incident." said Mcgonagall as harry unbinded hermione and fixed her clothes.
'worst then we thought, timeline must have changed' is what everyone thought as they escorted Ronald and a bruised hermione to the hospital wing
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THE BURROW
At the burrow at 3:00 pm a messenger owl was dropped off and picked up by Molly and Arthur
"let's see if what hermione said worked." said Molly "it seems it worked to well." said Arthur as Molly read the letter
Dear Mr and Mrs weasley
Ronald weasley has done a horrible horrible thing horrible today. Earlier today at 2:30 pm Mr. Weasley pinned Ms. Hermione longbottom to the wall and binded her, he then proceeded to call her a mudblood and then pull down his pants and almost pulled down her skirt, yes Mr. Weasley attempted to RAPE Ms. Longbottom, if the professors and lord potter weren't in the area and found him who knows what he would have done. Due to this incident we have removed 110 points from Mr. Weasley as well as suspended him for a week and detention at midnight you may pick him up in the morning but you are welcome to visit at dinner to give him a lesson.
Hoping you are well
Headmistress Mcgonagall
After reading the letter Molly looked at the window with anger in her eyes "I was honestly stressed at having to pretend to be shocked at what he did, but after reading that i dont need to." she said
"Yeah, seems like the timeline had changes or Lunas vision didn't extend far enough. wonder if his ears will pop during dinner" Arthur said
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THE GREAT HALL
True to her words, a few hours later during dinner, Molly and Arthur Weasley entered the Great Hall. When Molly saw her 2nd youngest child sitting there, she made a beeline for him. She was also preparing to give them one of her famous lectures.
"RONALD BILLIUS WEASLEY!" Yelled Molly "I'M NOT EVEN SURE IF THATS EVEN YOU CAUSE I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE LIKE THIS! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT CAUSING TROUBLE FOR LORD AND LADY POTTER? YOU TRIED TO RAPE HERMIONE IN THE 3RD FLOOR CORRIDOR, EVEN IM
NOT THAT DESPERATE AND I DOSED ARTHUR WITH A LOVE POTION. YOU GOT SUSPENDED FOR DOING SO. NOT ONLY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY HARRASSING HARRY AND HERMIONE, BUT YOU RONALD, ARE ALSO FAILING ALL OF YOUR CLASSES. WHAT MADE YOU ACT LIKE THIS RONALD? IS IT BECAUSE I NO LONGER KISS YOU GOODNIGHT AND READ YOU STORIES? CAUSE THIS ISINT GONNA HELP YOU GET THEM BACK."
The students were laughing loudly at the discomfort of Ron, many had never known just how powerful Molly's lungs were.
"Thank you for the letter headmistress, to be on the safe side we will just stay here for tonight and be at his detention. There's no telling how desperate this gremlin is, he could want you for all we know!" Arthur said. By now the students were laughing so hard they were holding on to their sides and spit was coming out.
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SNAPE'S OFFICE
At midnight ron made his way to snape's office to serve his detention 'stupid staff, once dumbledore is reinstated i will finally own her' he thought. he opened the door to find the office empty, he stepped through confused
"professors? Mum? Dad? Potter?" was all ron could say before he blacked out and everyone came out of their hiding spots
"Draco take him to the cells the code to get in is {speak to me hogwarts. The once great jail.} and to get to a cell just say a level and a cell number like this {Level 7 cell 37} got it? Good, professors Mr. And Mrs weasley prepare the room to give detention to the fake ron so they would believe it's the same ron, hermione go with Draco to the cells and copy all his memories, if we want people to believe it's the same ron he's gotta act like it, i will pick up the life model decoy, we are not wasting food on the robot so it's got a built in system where it teleports all the food to charity's across the country, everyone got the plan? Good let's go" harry said, as harry everyone went out to do their task harry went to do his own
"dobby!" harry called for as the elf appeared "what would master harry potter want dobby to do?" dobby asked
"take me to the pickup location for project bad wheezi oversight" harry said, after harry said bye to everyone dobby apparated them to the pickup location
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ABANDONED PARK
They appeared at a abandoned park where 2 figures were standing nearby.
"hey sirius, i see you got everything i asked you to get." harry said as he looked at the fake ron
"hey prongslet, yeah its all set up al it needs its the git's memories and it's ready to go. Blimey muggles are smart. Oh as a farewell present take this. It's a copy of my memories, it updates up until I die. I know you don't wanna see me go but at least with this you can make a robot of me and it will be like i never left" sirius said as he handed harry the box
"thanks padfoot, tell Mooney and My dad i said hi. Goodbye padfoot." harry said as he hugged sirius "goodbye prongslet." he replied as harry let go of the hug at apparated with dobby back to hogwarts.
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HOGWARTS
Back at hogwarts when they apparated to the quidditch pitch harry met up with hermione and draco. on the way back to the dungeons
"wow that Robot looks authentic, if i didn't know any better I'd say this is actually weasley and your pulling a giant prank." Draco said as he stared at the robot
"i know right, padfoot also gave me his memories so i can make a robot of him. did yall get your tasks done? " harry said receiving nods from the other two as they reached the dungeons
"right lets get on with this. Clothes" Harry said as Draco handed him Ron's robes pants shoes and underwear. He then put them on the robot.
"Memories" Harry said as hermione handed him the flashdrive with the memories of Ron and put it in the robot.
"résistantàl'eau. {résistantàl'eau}" (translation. Water resistant but it's 1 word) he said both in parseltongue and normal way to amplify the effects
"and. 3.2.1 ACTIVATE" harry hermoine and Draco said unison "bye yall we heading to bed to make sure Ronald doesn't see us" harry said as they walked out the room
Their plan was now in motion the professors were giving the fake Ronald detention and the real Ronald is trapped beneath the great hall. Now all they had to do was carry out the rest of the plan.
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PRESENT DAY
HOGWARTS
2 weeks have now past and its the day of the meeting between voldemort and harry potter reporters were at hogwarts try and to get permission to go with lord potter. " Mr. Lovegood and Markus Winklehock you can come with us, Mr. Lovegood your daughter and i are good friends so im sure we will get along quite well, Mr. Winklehock i saw your article last time and you wrote it with pin point accuracy and you put the truth so i hope we can do the same today." the rest of the reporters nodding in agreement remembering what the headline said. harry, hermione, Neville, Susan, Delores and the reporters all headed outside the hogwarts to port key. Once they were out everyone grabbed on harry said."where it all began" and the portkey activated
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GODRICS HOLLOW
They all appeared at godrics hollow a corner away from the potter cottage.
"well, here we are. Where it all began i guess its now or never." harry said as they reached the garden of the destroyed potter cottage
"welcome potter. Did you need any help finding out the location of the meeting?" Lucius asked
"a little. But let's got on with in." harry said as everyone took a seat in the grass
"well you already know who i am let me introduce you to the rest of my death eaters here. This is lucius you have met him a few times most notable when you freed his house elf. These 3 are Rodolphus, Bellatrix and Corvus lestrange. And the idiot over there trying to kill all the insects in the rubble is Pettigrew." voldemort said as everyone looked at the people who he mentioned
"well guess i should introduce the people i brought. These 2 are Neville and Hermione longbottom, yes my supposed muggleborn wife is actually a pureblood. Dumbledore took her away and placed her with muggles which is how people thought she was a muggleborn, she is Neville's older sister by 10 months. Bellatrix you and Neville probably know each other i ask you calm down and don't try to curse each other. Next we have Susan bones, daughter of Amelia bones the head of the DMLE, then there's Delores umbridge, the unspeakable i told you about in the letter about the prophecy, those 2 with quills and a camera are Mr. Lovegood the owner of
the quibbler, and Markus Winklehock the same writer who wrote the article about me killing the weasley. They are here to write for there respected newspaper companies" harry said as the death eaters looked at the people, namely hermione, in acknowledgment
"well let's get on with this shall we. I will ask questions to you and you will answer them and the other way around. Your death eaters are also allowed to ask questions to the witnesses and the witnesses are allowed ask questions to the death eaters. Alright with those rules tom?" harry asked as voldemort nodded
"very well let me start off with a question that's probably on every of my death eaters minds, how is your wife a pureblood and how are you a pureblood?" voldemort asked
"From what we understand my mother's is actually descended from squibs which makes her a pureblood making me a pureblood. Hermione was taken from the longbottoms by dumbledore and he probably memory charmed or outright obliviated there parents and grandmother to forget about her and put her with muggles" harry replied shocking the death eaters the supposed leader of the light would do such a thing.
"leader of the light ain't so light is he." Corvus said getting nods from the other death eaters.
"I have a question. How do we know the prophecy you sent the Dark lord wasn't a fake?" asked Bellatrix who was alot calmer then the usual insane person she was.
"well for 1 i swore on my magic and 2. Neville will you do the honors?" harry asked and Neville raised his wand
"avada kedavra" Neville said as the curse hit voldemort but didn't do anything to him Neville sat back down.
"if that prophecy was faked he would have been able to kill you." Susan said receiving nods.
"ok another question. If we do make a alliance what are the terms and conditions if we agree?" Rodolphus asked as the death eaters looked at harry for a answer.
"well basically you don't do anything illegal considering we still have some high targets to eliminate there are a few exceptions if you contact me and give me a reason to do the crime you want to I'll send it to the DMLE and I'll see if they approve. Of course if you plan is to do a crime against someone were against I'll just allow you to do it and deal with the legal DMLE problems." replied harry "also we have a peace offering for you we can give at any point you like"
"hm with those terms I'm quite alright with it and I'm quite interested in what that peace offering is." said the Dark lord "Delores umbridge, lord potter says you guys are freinds but every headline until dumbledore was removed from headmaster had made it very clear you two hated
each other and you dispised the boy. Will you please explain the sudden change in attitude? " asked Corvus
This whole time Markus and Xenophillous were writing down in their quills and taking pictures
"i figured this would come up eventually. Lord potter and i never hated each other, before the start of his 5th year Amelia bones came up to me and gave me a task to help lord potter any chance i could, when Cornelius fudge appointed me as DADA teacher to keep a eye on dumbledore and potter it fit right in to the plan. The first detention i made it very clear he wouldn't change his attitude towards me to act like he wasn't being punished. In those detentions i would be training him in secret. And i must say he did a pretty good job not changing his attitude, he even purposely got detentions for more training."Delores said 'well said pinky' harry thought.
"hm it seems like we don't have much time left. The reporters seem to be getting tired, i would like to see your peace offering now." replied the Grey semi white lord
"very well then." harry said as he pulled out a device and dialed something on it "Hello? Draco? Yeah it's potter. He wants to see it now. You coming? Alright see you." harry said as hung up the phone "Draco will be here in a few moments he needs to go to get the peace offering first then get out of hogwarts to apparate here." harry said
"Wait a minute you talked to Draco all the way to hogwarts from here? What is that thing?" Lucius asked
"it's a muggle cellphone it's like floo call but you can use it anywhere you can bring it. Draco has one as well as everyone I've brought here minus the reporters. I could get you guys some its a way more efficient and faster to use then owl."harry replied
"muggles made that? We must have underestimated them." Bellatrix said as Draco apparated in
"sorry for barging in but i brought the peace offering. " he said as he put a bag of sorts on the ground and opened it. The death eaters looked in shock at a very much alive but very skinny Ronald weasley
"Wh-where am i? POTTAH? WHERE DID YOU PUT ME NO-" he never got to say any more as Draco silenced, stunned, and binded him.
"he really is annoying huh? Imagine being cellmates with him" Draco said as they turned there attention back to the Grey semi white lord
"this brings up so many questions. First and foremost how is he alive?" he asked as all the death eaters were still starting at the weasley in shock
"simple. The one i killed was a life model decoy created by muggles. This one had been kept at a undisclosed location unfed, we did a ritual where it gave him fat to survive for 2 weeks, long enough until this meeting, but since this cow eats for like 3 people at every meal It barely even worked. The decoy had the same memories and attitude as this one, since we swapped them out in the middle of the night no one could tell the difference. It's alot simpler to show memories then to explain so im just gonna show ya." harry said as they all watched the memories
After watching the memories the death eaters were shocked by alot of of things. The jail, the muggle robot, the blood traitor weasleys and black helping, the slytherin like thinking of potter, luna bering a seer and the fact that mcgonagall helped.
"your like a slytherin in disquise, i accept the alliance. What do you exactly want us to do with him?" voldemort asked
"i would suggest have him as a punching bag for practice or as a toy a death eater can play with when their not on a mission. We planned to sell him to be a slave in the muggle world but Draco suggested we offer him to you if you want him." Neville replied
"very well then we accept the alliance" voldemort said as he and harry shook hands when harry had a feeling
"everyone grab out were heading somewhere." he said as everyone grabbed on
"Corvus, keep a eye on the weasley." voldemort said as they disapparated out leaving, weasley Corvus and Pettigrew to head back to malfoy manor.
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PRIVET DRIVE
They apparated around the corner of 4 privet drive.
"Dumblefuck, Voldemort monologue and maybe shoot spells at him. Don't mention we are allied and act like you declined, when he tries to attack you everyone else will surround him and i will disarm him since that wand is my birthright it will switch its allegiance to me and me and my heirs alone. Amelia bones and the DMLE are on there way we just gotta hold him long enough to have the element of surprise. Got it? Go!" harry said as everyone spread out into position
"Well well well, if it isn't the leader of the light isn't weird how you are all alone? In a muggle place with no allies, could it possibly be because you don't have any? I have read the prophet and think it's time you visit some old friends. IN THE AFTER LIFE. After that I'll go after the potter brat and will rule wizarding Britain."voldemort said as he shot a blinding curse at dumbledore as he dodged it.
"EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR THE GREATER GO-" dumbledore yelled but got cut off by a voice
"EXPELLIARMUS" harry yelled disarming dumbledore, catching his wand as everyone surrounded him
"didn't expect to see me did you? you keep talking about the greater good but you do know where that phrase originated right? Your lover, defeated dark lord, GELLART GRINDELWALD. You had a relationship with the past dark lord and is using his phrase that he used to make people believe he was good. awfully suspicious." harry said deflecting any wandless spell dumbledore threw it him as The aurors and Amelia came in pointing their wands at his heart
"Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore." Amelia said as she took a deep breath and thrust her wand into his chest
"You are under arrest for-" amelia never got to say anymore as dumbledore portkeyd out of there. The aurors, Harry, and Voldemort searched the area he was just at
"Password portkey. The activation phrase must have been you are under arrest. I suspect he was here to try and obliviate the dursleys of the abuse they did." harry said
"well considering that you and the Dark lord are standing not pointing wands at each other i will assume the meeting was a success." amelia said, clearly angry that dumbledore still got away
"Well seems like our business is done here, my death eaters and i will portkey back to malfoy manor to test out peace offering lord potter has given." voldemort said
"very well then. See you around, Grey semi white lord" amelia giggled as everyone disapparated to their designated locations.
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MALFOY MANOR
The Grey lord ( i got tired of typing semi white) and the remaining death eaters all apparated back to the meeting room.
"My lord why did corvus come back with a very much alive blood traitor weasley and exactly how is he alive?" a death eater asked quickly getting ready to be cruciod for asking
"Potter and i had to go to some place and Corvus was left to take the weasley back here, that blood traitor was a peace offering from potter. Apparently 2 weeks prior to his supposed death they trapped him at a undisclosed location while using a muggle look a like to take his place until his scheduled death. Yes that ron weasley that was in hogwarts for the next 2 weeks was a
muggle made lookalike, maybe i was wrong to think they were helpless, they could have advanced objects that can easily kill us." voldemort said calmly, surprising the death eaters
"They just might, remember that object potter had to call Draco all the way from there to hogwarts? What was that called? A cell phone, it was like a portable floo call except your hair dosent get all burnt up." lucius said just as nagini slithered in
{mmmaster i smelll blood traitor, do i get to eat him?} she said
{you can have small parts of it nagini, they can chop up his toes or fingers, cook it, fry it or boil it and serve it to you like a golden steak. Then maybe when there bored when they will most likely kill him you can eat the rest then.} said harry's face from the fireplace making some of the death eaters to jump.
"pardon me for calling you unannounced but you don't have phones yet so i have to use the floo. I'm just checking up on you guys and making sure everything's ok, I also need one of you guys to take the DADA position, umbridge has to go back to the ministry for legal troubles, who wants to take it?" harry asked
"I've always wanted that position. That's why I put the curse that makes the teachers only last 1 year, dumbledore wouldn't given it to me" voldemort said
Harry laughed "so your the reason our professors keep going insane or dying, ok I'll inform them of the decision. I'm sure the professors would love to have you as the teacher. Especially if you get rid of that curse so they don't have to find new teachers every year. i gotta go now i currently have the great hall waiting for me to finish talking. {goodbye nagini}" harry said as his face disappeared from the fireplace
"{goodbye ssspeaker. I will wait for my freshly cooked blood traitor.}" nagini said as she slithered away
"Yes so back to what i was saying, i accepted the alliance with lord potter and we will not do anything illegal out of sheer spite. And that blood traitor we can use as a punching bag or practice our spells on." said voldemort as they all left to continue there day
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HOGWARTS AROUND THE SAME TIME
Meanwhile the rest of the crew apparated to hogsmeade to escort the students back to hogwarts
"Reporters i request the information about the alive weasley stay out the paper until further notice." hermione said, the reporters nodding as they disapparated to print the paper.
"Well i may not be Weasley but i am hungry, lets go we haven't ate lunch yet." harry said as they walked to the great hall.
"if your hungry imagine how weasley feels. I highly doubt they will give him more than crumbs that Pettigrew couldn't eat. And that is not alot if there is any at all." said Draco as they entered the great hall and they walked towards the head table
"i suppose the meeting went well." said severus as everyone looked at the trio for an answer.
"apart from the attempted obliviation of the dursleys by dumbledore, yes." replied Draco "he even accepted our peace offering." said harry with a wink
"did you at least capture dumbledore?" Hagrid asked
"no he had a portkey on him and madam bones accidentally said the activation phrase. It was you are under arrest. Talk about annoying" hermione said
"dammit" murmured Umbridge "at least when we do catch him i can be at the wizengamot trial instead of being DADA teacher. Due to problems at the ministry i have to assist Minister scrimgeour with getting it on its feet." she said
"I think i can get one of the death eaters to be the teacher, if someone can protect us from the dark arts it's the people casting said dark arts." harry said as he went to the headmistress office to floo call malfoy manor
"Malfoy manor meeting room" he said as he put his head through the fireplace and hearing the first part of the conversation with nagini
{you can have small parts of it nagini, they can chop up his toes or fingers, cook it, fry it or boil it and serve it to you like a golden steak. Then maybe when there bored when they will most likely kill him you can eat the rest then.} said harry's face from the fireplace making some of the death eaters to jump.
"pardon me for calling you unannounced but you don't have phones yet so i have to use the floo. I'm just checking up on you guys and making sure everything's ok, I also need one of you guys to take the DADA position, umbridge has to go back to the ministry for legal troubles, who wants to take it?" harry asked
"I've always wanted that position. That's why I put the curse that makes the teachers only last 1 year, dumbledore wouldn't given it to me" voldemort said
Harry laughed "so your the reason our professors keep going insane or dying, ok I'll inform them of the decision. I'm sure the professors would love to have you as the teacher. Especially if you
get rid of that curse so they don't have to find new teachers every year. i gotta go now i currently have the great hall waiting for me to finish talking. {goodbye nagini}" harry said as his face disappeared from the fireplace
Harry heard nagini say "{goodbye ssspeaker.}" as he put his head outside the fire and head back to the Great hall.
"Well got some good news, i didn't get a death eater to be a teacher. I got voldemort himself." harry said receiving shocked looks from everyone
"why would he accept that offer? He would be to busy guiding his death eaters to stop murdering people." Katie bell asked
"He told me that he always wanted the position, that's why he put the curse on the position to make teachers not last for more than a year. Dumbledore wouldn't give it to him" harry said receiving laughs from everyone
"well that's perfect, since he finally got the position he wanted he will most likely remove the curse and we won't need to keep hiring new staff." minerva said
"That's what i said. Ok everyone due to Delores umbridge returning to the ministry, all dada classes for the entire week are canceled until the new dada teacher is ready to start teaching" harry said as everyone exited the great hall to start with their weekend
"are you sure having lord voldemort as the DADA teacher is a good idea?" asked Fred And George
"Well we need a DADA teacher, he always wanted the position so he's gonna be pissed if one of his death eaters gets the position, he's the one who put the curse on the position for us having to keep rehiring teachers every year. And what better person to teach us to defend against the dark arts then the person casting said dark arts?" stated harry
"touche, but you know some people aren't gonna like this decision especially people who haven't accepted dumbledore has done anything bad." stated George
"I highly doubt they will be complaining tho. We heard mom say that they want ginny back in the school during weekdays under intense supervision, while on the weekends she will answer all the homework she gave that week right there. They can't taking ginny nagging 24/7 and are willing to pay for time off. " said Fred
"i think that's a fair trade offer. Though we won't make them pay, We can have a portkey take her here at midnight on Mondays and take her back on midnight of Saturdays." said hermione
"i agree we can implant the portkey in her using a ritual so she can't remove it." Draco said
"Ok, I'll allow it. I don't think any of us can survive her nagging, even the girls, but with voldemort as DADA teacher it might shut it off or at least lessen it." said harry
"We are going to have a busy week lets get started." Stated Hagrid as as the staff and kids went on with there day
One thing that crossed harry's mind was if ginny was in contact with dumbledore and he's trying to get a spy inside the castle to try an infiltrate it, they would stop him at all cost. His plans may have had a stroke of luck as a device in his pocket rang. People didn't recognize the device, Not even the staff, execpt hermione. He picked up and said
"This is Jedi Master potter requesting a meeting with skywalker, tano, Windu, or anyone possible. Stark if your available your available to come. " Harry said as he hung up. His plans were now forming.
