Authors notes:
To the unmitigated disaster that was my last one WandaVision effort, I decided to go back to family. There's definitely more romance and more family in this, which really was the full intention of the series I created.
And I've heard a few things about the new Doctor Strange movie. No spoilers because I do not intend to see it. Simply because, like a few others that I know, I believe that Wanda, Agatha/Agnes, Vision, and the boys deserve happiness. And that is how I wrote this. To give these guys happiness, as well as all the other people who live in what I call New Westview. Hopefully, if we're still here in the next few months, there's a story attached to how we got there. I just hope that you are kind in the comments.
Oh...one other thing: I have embedded in this a little Easter egg. Let's just say it's the beginning of a ship that I think a lot of people will be sailing on later in the year and would be part of this neighborhood. Let me know you figure it out, and if you do tell me what you think of it.
The usual disclaimers. Enjoy.
One last thing...I apologize for the title. The best I can come up with on short notice.
The pair stood in the kitchen doorway and observed the scene in front of them. He was tall, sandy hair, clean shaven, wearing a white dress shirt with a dark tie untied. She had dark hair flowing just past her shoulders, wearing a tight, faded red t-shirt with the cast of Bewitched on the front, and and even tighter-fitting pair of black Capri pants. It wasn't that big of a distance they stood from but they were seeing, it was enough to bring smiles to their faces.
The synthezoid Vision and the Dark Witch Agatha we're easing upon the couch filled with three people: full, voluptuous redhead, wearing a white T-shirt and blue jeans, embracing a pair of fair-haired twin boys. All three were fast asleep as what seemed to be the waning minutes of an episode of The Owl House played on the TV set in front of them, quietly snoozing away.
The partners of Wanda Maximoff we're both falling deeply in love with their Scarlet Witch...again. this strange family had been through a lot. They have battled each other, but also battled great enemies. They had traveled through several multiverses and gained unlikely friendships, including people who started out as villains to them, only to become as close as friends could become.
There were also mundane adventures. Backyard magic shows, yearly Halloween rituals, nosy neighbors (one turned out to be a very old lover). Not to mention honey-dos, adventures in cooking, game nights with neighbors (Dottie and Phil Proctor, and the new across-the-street neighbors, Mary and Jen, from the West Coast..but they're another story).
And then there were those intimate moments between the three of them, or any combination of two of them. Everything each of them had gone through, slowly but surely the three became a loving unit, and when Wanda and Agatha found their way through a multiverse to save Wanda's sons, they eventually became the best parents any young kid could ever have.
And it was all of that that Agatha and Vision when they gazed at the site of Wanda and the twins snoozing away at the sofa.
And as cute as that all seemed, they knew they had to disturb the picture. The boys had to go to bed, and...well, the best way to say it was that Wanda, Agatha, and Vis were going to follow suit.
The Scarlet Witch felt two moist pairs of lips on either side of her head. A wide smile crossed the face of the Sokovian as her eyes opened to look at the four most important beings in her life. And as Wanda slowly awakened, so did Billy and Tommy, hugged a bit tighter by their red-headed mom. "You guys need to go to bed. We all have a busy Sunday ahead."
"We know, Mom," replied a tired but grinning Tommy. They kissed their mom, then their dad. And finally Agatha. "Good night, speedster," said Agatha as she gave a kiss to Tommy. "You too, Magic Man," as she did the same to Billy." Then both boys Agatha a second kiss each on the cheek. "For Agnes," said Billy. They were for the persona of the formerly nosy neighbor that lived inside of the body of Agatha Hardness was considered a third mom to the twins. And with two final kisses on the cheek for their dad, the might mutant twins scurried up the stairs.
That left two witches and a synthezoid, all three now on the couch, Vision and Agatha surrounding Wanda looking at the menu on the TV screen. The trio were both looking at the stairs going up with their own bedroom inviting them, but Wanda had an idea. "How about a little Netflix and chill...or whatever and chill." Avengers pay allowed the Maximoff-Harkness household to afford multiple streaming packages. There were a few suggestions: Vision wanted to see something that was action-packed, and Wanda wanted to see something with a little romance. But I guess I had a different suggestion. "I know you've never seen it, but there's a movie that kind of came out before all of those sitcoms that Wanda loved came out. It was about peace, not war...and I think you'll like it. The Day the Earth Stood Still. I'm talking about the original, not that Keanu Reeves crap." Vision was created long after either one of those movies, and one that's always wanted to see the original...she would rather see Keanu in Speed, anyway.
And that was how the night ended: a trio of super beings watching a movie about another super being preach peace instead of war. They watched nestled under a magically-conjured wool blanket, consuming copious amounts of microwave popcorn and soda (not Vision...synthezoids don't consume food, of course), giving each other occasional squeezes and even more occasional kisses as they watched the old movie. They did manage to make it to the end before the three of them pretty much fell asleep.
And that was how the twins found them the next morning. Fully clothed, under a blanket, dead to the world. Billy and Tommy just smiled and shook their heads vertically, then headed straight to the kitchen to grab a bowl of Life cereal.
Just one big happy family.
