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So a 4-way date between Tillow, Cangel, Spuffy and Weslah, and we all know its gonna become a mess considering certain things.
Thank you to Bl4ckHunter and Brainstorm Sorcerer for a suggestion or two.
For Lilah, imagine she is redeemed like in my MCU/Buffyverse crossover series, but she's still a snarky bitch, which is in-character for her.
And its post-series for both, meaning FUCK JOSS WHEDON!
Willow and Tara were in the restaurant, waiting for their food while talking, as Willow was saying. "Anyways, then the frogs came all over and Xander was all- "I'm sorry! I'll put 'em back!""
Both laughed at the mental imagery, Tara commenting. "Why is there always some funny story with Xander and animals?"
"Guess he and them just go together way too well", Willow shrugged, both chuckling again.
Suddenly, Tara noticed something, and Willow followed her gaze, turning around to see Angel and Cordelia entering the restaurant, arm in arm, both looking around before Cordelia spotted the Wicca couple. "Aha, didn't expect to see you two here."
"Us neither actually", Tara said as both walked to the two of them.
"Really? The two of us come in here all the time for dates", Angel told the Witches, surprising them.
"So do we, funny we never ran into each other until now though", Willow told them both, just as the door opened again, and now Spike and Buffy came in.
Angel saw them and groaned due to Spike, then Spike noticed Angel and groaned too, before waving at the Witches. "'Ello Witches, me and Buffy were just coming here for our date."
"And then we run into you lot, isn't that funny?" Buffy said with a cheery smile.
"So funny", Tara muttered, sharing a look with Willow.
"Spike", Angel muttered in a growl.
"Angel", Spike muttered back, also growling.
"Great", Cordelia scoffed just as the door opened one more time, and this time in came Wesley and Lilah.
"Is it some kind of occasion today or what?" Cordelia now asked no in particular. "Since everyone's coming here, you know?"
The two spotted them and Wesley waved. "Hello friends, did not expect to see you all here."
"Wish we hadn't either", Lilah added with folded arms as all sighed. Evil or good, she was a snarky and cheeky bitch, as she was showing already.
"Let's all sit together, huh?" Buffy suggested with a smile.
"Yay", Willow muttered, the very obvious sarcasm in her voice clear for all to hear.
And so, a while later, all 4 couples were sitting together on the big table, waiting for their food to come.
"So, since when do you come to this place?" Angel asked Spike.
"I came here for the first time, mate", Spike responded to his grandsire. "Heard great things, decided to try it out for ourselves."
"Of course final verdict is saved until after we finish the food they serve here", Buffy added from her own side.
"Well, we come here all the time", Angel said, gesturing to himself and the groaning Cordelia. "So Spike, you're copying me again."
Cordelia rubbed her forehead. "There they go again."
"Oh really? I'm copying you?"
"Yeah, you do it all the time. I mean, you even got a soul like me", Angel shrugged, enjoying the look on Spike's face.
Then Spike clapped back. "I got it on my own though, mate. Yours was forced upon you, what do ya say to that, eh?"
"So, both of you feel manly only when cock fighting, got it", Lilah smirked, making both look at her and groan.
"Guys, let's just get along and eat", Tara finally suggested, trying to keep the peace for all of them.
"She's right guys", Willow added with a pleading puppy look, that melted the Vampires, so they sighed and shrugged.
"Fine."
"Whatever you say."
"Thank God", Buffy sighed in relief.
"So, how is everyone nowadays?" Wesley decided to change the topic to something smoother.
"Just living together and visiting Connor, and fighting evil", Cordelia said with a cheery smile now. "And that's it."
"Yeah, that's it, helping the helpless too", Angel added.
"Oh yes, that too, main one actually", Cordelia finished.
"Just living together and learning new spells, plus watching out for threats to the Dimension", Willow explained what she and Tara did nowadays to her friends.
"Fortunately, none have popped up in the last 3 months", Tara assured all of them. "The bad guys are silent for now."
"Good thing, don't want certain ones on our tails now, do we?" Lilah asked rhetorically, everyone knowing she was talking of the Senior Partners, who'd definitely have a grudge against her for joining the good guys.
"No, we certainly do not", Wesley nodded.
"We are just fighting evil and training the new Slayers", Buffy told the rest of them. "Takes time, ya know?"
"Especially when some of them are annoying brats", Spike muttered, Buffy knowing exactly who he was referring to.
And then Angel did it again. "Like you, right?"
Spike gave him a look. "From what I heard, you were the brat when you were a real boy."
"Hey! At least I changed!" Angel defended himself.
"So did I!" Spike shrugged.
"You got your soul for Buffy!" Angel now said, making Buffy facepalm at this point.
"Angelus wouldn't get his soul back even over a woman", Spike countered, enjoying the look on Angel's face at this point.
"If my name is brought up, someone's going to end up in the hospital", Buffy now said, making Angel and Spike pale.
"You two should be arrested for being in relationships with children", Lilah said to Cordelia and Buffy, who groaned again as Angel and Spike glared at each other.
"Ya know, think we should choose a different venue next time", Cordelia told Angel.
"Oh no! We're the regulars here!" Angel immediately declared.
"We should though", Tara whispered to Willow.
"Definitely", Willow nodded.
"This is a mess", Wesley said, arms folded now.
A while later, the 4-way date was done, and Willow and Tara were going back home. "So, what should we do next time?" Willow asked.
"Go to a different place or make ourselves invisible to each other", Tara immediately said, and when she suggested casual magic use, well, it said a lot.
"I agree."
No more dates that involved Angel, Spike and Lilah in one place.
Well, not as fun as I wanted it to be but hope you had a chuckle at least.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with some other update.
