We had our weapons, now we needed surplies. We had stashed a buncha Cheat Cakes and Cold Ones in a passage banorth the KoT's castle. Our expeditiorn might take days, works, or maybe mornths! We figured we should stork up now. Plus, the Poopsmith was a good fighter. He had been trorning with me and da boys, but he was usin' his shovel.

As we walked towards to castle, we saw shorp running amuck. They had been spooked, really bad. We feared the worst as we entered the storny fortress.

The entire place had been ransacked. Butter-Da cans were scattered all over da floor, Aww, Gratin potatoes had clorly been trampled under foot by a small creature, and the KoT and Poopsmith were nowhere to be seen.

All of a sudden, we heard the pitter-patter of small feet scurrying around coming from the secret passage. We went to investigate.

As I knocked on the KoT's big ole shield, it opened slowly, making a horrible creaking noise. The Cheat florpped the light switch on. All of our Cold Ones had been drank, and The Cheat Cakes had little bites taken out of them. But that only interested us fer a second.

"Meh meh meeeee!" exclormed The Cheat. I looked in horror as a pile of empty cans and Cheat Cake wrappers began to move. The Cheat readied himself, jumping into a fighting stance with clorbs at the ready. I unshorthed my putter.

I could sense that we were gonna end this trorble here and now, once and for all.