Hello everyone how are you doing and feeling today?

I've never watched the Buffyverse but have been told a lot about it from my friend and fellow author here known as Aragorn_II_Elessar, to whom this one shot is for. While I can't remember a lot of what he shared with me I do remember him explaining that Warren was a monster who received his just desserts.

Aragorn recently celebrated his birthday and so I wanted to give him a birthday present and eventually came up with this. I hope you'll enjoy it my friend and even though it's a bit late since I just put it together yesterday. And so:

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Aragorn_II_Elessar. Happy birthday to you."? ?

Disclaimer: I don't own the Buffyverse or "Lord Of The Rings".

Location: Middle Earth

Setting: Palace Courtyard

A crowd of Middle Earth citizens were currently gathered together as they'd come to bear witness to the judgment pronounced upon a villainous and cruel individual from another world. This individual was a cruel and murderous human known as Warren Mears.

He was there because a team of heroes from his world known as the Scooby Gang, whose mission was to neutralize monstrous and irredeemable otherworldly beings who posed a threat to their world and their village, known as Sunnyvale, after defeating then capturing him decided to turn him over to the ruling monarchs over Middle Earth, who were among their closest friends, for punishment.

Some of their members were present on Middle Earth for the proceedings including Buffy, Faith, Xander, Spike, Willow, and Tara.

Standing on the palace balcony over the courtyard was the aforementioned and beloved reigning monarchs, King Aragorn and his wife and love Queen Arwen, who would preside over Warren's fate.

Speaking of whom, an armored guard on horseback emerged from behind the palace and tied around the former's wrists by a rope attached to the horse and dragging along the ground from behind and on his backside while looking entirely retched was the man himself. The rope was so tight it cut into his wrists which drew a bit of blood.

The horseman dragged him to the center of the courtyard where a gallows was present. Upon arrival, the dark haired villain and prisoner opened his mouth and screamed in rage.

"Mark my words! All of you will pay for this and I will make all of you wish you were dead once I'm through with you! I swear I'll…!"

"SILENCE!" Aragorn thundered, gazing upon his prisoner with disgust. "You are here to face judgment for your crimes and after having looked into and investigated the matter thoroughly there's no question or doubt surrounding your guilt. You have been found guilty of murder, multiple instances of attempted murder, forcing yourself onto your murdered victim and taking from her what was not yours or any man's to take without express permission plus slavery of the worst kind you inflicted upon her, non-sexual though no less cruel torture of yet another woman, sheer cruelty in general, and unleashing horrific supernatural forces upon the village of Sunnydale in your world to terrorize its citizens.

"For these monstrous crimes there's no other far worse punishment I can bestow upon you other than the punishment of death," he finished before Arwen took over.

"Therefore you Warren Mears will be executed by means of being drawn and quartered and no world or realm in existence shall ever have to bear the bane of your existence. And so let the sentence commence, she coldly said to him then proclaimed.

Warren's eyes widened in fear and horror and he tried begging for his life but his pleas were ignored as the other guards standing nearby took ahold of him and dragged him underneath the gallows before placing his feet upon a stool then wrapping and tightening the rope around his neck. The stool was then kicked out from under him and he was left swinging in the air as he hanged, unable to breathe as the life was slowly and torturously suffocated from him.

At the moment he was about to lose consciousness, the guards then released him from the gallows and threw him upon the ground before unleashing their swords and swinging them downwards, the swords cutting through his body and gushes of crimson blood bursting forth and flowing onto the ground as they proceeded to disembowel him as he screamed in horror before perishing as his organs were removed and tossed to the side.

Once concluded and with the monster now dead, his head was next decapitated from his body, unleashing more blood with flowed from his severed neck, before the execution w's completed by means of 4 of his guards tying his body's wrists and ankles to their horses and getting upon them, they rode their horses in opposite directions which ripped his lifeless body in two and released yet more blood onto the ground.

Throughout this entire process the Scooby Gang observed it with grim satisfaction while Tara leaned her head into Willow's shoulder as her girlfriend held her tight with them both relieved that Warren would never be a presence in their lives.

The execution concluded, Warren's remains were disposed of and his organs were discarded into a trash heap and then burned while the crowd of people disassembled and returned to their homes. Meanwhile the Scooby Gang was invited into the palace where they profusely thanked Aragorn and Arwen for doing away with their most monstrous enemy to which they replied that it was their pleasure. They next stayed over longer until the evening where they dined with the royal couple before bidding them their goodbyes then activating a devise of theirs returned to their world after which the king and queen retired to their bed chambers.

Next Setting: Royal Bedchamber

"Thank heavens that man will never grace our beloved friends with his presence ever again," Arwen stated to her husband as they prepared for bed.

"Most certainly my queen. But enough about him. Now that's we're finally alone for the evening's remainder, allow me the pleasure of feasting upon you," he agreed then whispered to her seductively before pulling her raven locks to the side and raining gentle kisses upon her neck.

"Oh Aragorn, you certainly know how to make a woman blush," she moaned softly as she tilted her neck and allowed her husband access to it. The two of them then turned towards each other and immediately devoured each other in a deep and voracious kiss, thrusting their tongues deep into each other's mouths while sucking on each other's lips intently. After making out heavily for quite a while they pulled apart with a wet pop sound and began stripping each other of their clothing until they were both left bare before each other.

Aragorn then fell onto his knees and Arwen straddled his waist and after pulling her long hair behind her and to the side, she took his face in her hands and reconnecting their open mouths resumed their lustful make out session until she moved her lips downwards and began kissing, licking, and also sucking him along his neck and chest, leaving hickey marks here and there, while he groped her naked breasts. Afterwards he wrapped his own lips around her breasts and nipples and sucked on them heavily in a suctioning motion, alternating between them.

It resulted in her letting out loud moans of pleasure and then he began licking his tongue along the valley between her breasts while she grasped the back of his head and pressed it deeper into her cleavage, her bare breasts now sandwiching either side of his head, as she tangled her fingers through his hair while not getting enough of his ministrations.

Following this Arwen stood back up and Arwen raked his eyes along her body ravenously.

Arwen grinned at him in response, enjoying how much he appreciated her body. Not wasting any time, he crawled over to her on his hands and knees and grabbing a firm hold of her butt cheeks, pressed his head into her pelvis and thrust his tongue deep into her pussy, sucking it and eating her out for all it was worth. He buried his tongue deep inside of it while his lips found her clit which he took into his mouth and sucked.

"That's it my beloved. Right there oh that's so hot oh yeah keep eating out the sweet nectar of my nether regions!" she cried out as he circled his tongue along and around her wet folds with fast and deep strokes while continuing to suck her clit, finding her g-spot and sending waves of intense euphoria throughout her body as she held the back of his head tightly, causing his tongue to burrow deeper, and gyrated her body sensuously while lifting her head up and flinging her hair backwards, her lips parted in tremendous ecstasy. Soon the pleasure began to build until she was on the verge of cumming.

"My loins are about to burst my love!" Oh yeah are they ever about to burst!" Arwen cried out once more as her orgasm hit and her juices erupted from her pussy, soaking Aragorn's face to which the king responded by letting her juices gush into his mouth and swallowing every drop and savoring the taste of her. Afterwards she pulled him up to his feet and crushing her lips to his kissed him with vigor and their tongues tangled together as she enjoyed the taste of her juices on their lips and tongues.

Soon their lips parted and she pushed him into their bed and getting onto her own knees, she took in his impressive length with hunger in her eyes. Afterwards she bent forward and running her tongue along her lips in anticipation, wrapped her mouth around it and swallowed it to the hilt in one go, her lips pressed tight against his groin as she returned the favor.

Aragorn on his part leaned back and groaned as she sucked him thoroughly, lathering his cock with her tongue as she licked and slurped all over it while using her lips to massage it, giving him a wet and sloppy blowjob. She moved her head forwards and backwards while moaning, the sounds sending vibrations through his throbbing length which caused him to shudder.

"Yes my queen! Yes! You take my length so good. Keep sucking it," he groaned out as she continued doing exactly that and moved her lips upwards and sucking the tip only while pressing her tongue into its slit and then moving back downwards to the base, sliding her lips up and down as she sucked him hard.

Soon his own orgasm began to build until he was ready for his release.

"I'm about to release my seed any second now Arwen. Where do you wish for me to release it?" he called out to her to which she only responded by tightening her lips around his cock and sucking him harder than ever until he began cumming as his cock continuously shot out blasts of cum into her mouth. And she continued sucking him off as he came and swallowed all of his essence as it rushed into her mouth and down her throat, not stopping until he was finished.

Afterwards Aragorn gave his queen a naughty grin.

"And now I think it's time for the main course don't you agree?"

"Absolutely. I'm so ready for you to enter me and explore my depths properly husband," she answered him eagerly, more than ready for him to plow her tight snatch.

"On your hands and knees!" he commanded her and she obeyed and did exactly that before jiggling her bare butt while looking over her shoulder with a sultry grin. Aragorn on his part positioned himself behind her and taking a firm hold of her hips, took a moment to rub his rock hard cock against her sopping wet pussy, both of them taking pleasure in the resulting friction as it glided along her outer folds, and then thrusting his hips forward plunged deep into her and to the hilt in one go, bottoming out and causing her to moan loudly.

Aragorn then began driving his hips into hers with ferocity, pounding her intensely as he moved like a jackhammer while Arwen thrusted her hips backwards and into his, their hips crashing together hard while making smacking noises throughout the room as they screwed.

"Tell me you want this! Tell me you want me to plow your flower with my mighty lance! Tell me that you're loving this and want more! Tell me now!" he growled at her and demanded while continuing his relentless thrusting into her soaking depths.

"I want this. I want this so badly. I want your lance to ram the deepest areas of my depths like I've never had it before. I want you to pound into me and use me like the wanton woman I am. Take me, use me, SCREW ME!" Arwen pleaded and then screamed desperately to which Aragorn responded by doing exactly that. He greatly increased his speed and pounded into her brutally, never relenting from his punishing pace as his cock drove deeply into her and she in turn continued to slam her hips backwards into his just as hard, loving every minute of it.

Their sex session continued as the king and queen could not get enough of each other while her pussy clenched and pulled his cock tightly and he reveled in its amazing warmth as her slick folds massaged his length. They later switched positions and alternated from their doggy style to missionary and then cowgirl, Arwen riding her lover like there was no tomorrow and enjoying how much his cock slid against her clit as she moved upwards and downwards and circulated her hips, and then finally sideways as they laid on their sides and he took her from behind.

Aragorn thrusted into her mightily, their glistening naked bodies pressed together tightly and his upper leg wrapped around her hips and his hands groping her breasts. Their passionate screwing continued this way as they writhed together until both of them reached their climaxes.

"My loins are about to burst forth their liquids again my husband. They're about to burst immediately," Arwen warned him as her orgasm was building up once more.

"I'm about to release my seed yet again as well. Where would you like it?" he returned and asked her.

"Inside my king. Shoot it all inside me and stuff me with your seed," she answered desperately and he then pounded faster and faster until they came together in a huge climax, his cum flooding her pussy and filling it up to the brim until it dripped downwards and along her thighs while her juices simultaneously drenched his cock. Once their climaxes concluded Aragorn pulled out of his queen and she turned to face him and they shared one last deep and passionate tongue kiss until they parted with a loud smack.

"I love you so deeply my wife and with a love unspeakable," Aragorn gently voiced to her while stroking her curls.

"And I love you with all my heart my husband, love, and king," Awen replied before they drifted off to sleep wrapped tightly in each other's arms.

The End

A/N I hope you enjoyed:)