DO NOT REVIEW THIS FIC.
This is a test target for the Phantom-Connections recommendation engine. This story (and the reviews attached to it) are used as targets for tests to ensure no code has broken. I fully understand that this technically violates the rules about "only fanfiction works on here: but I wanted targets that I have some modicum of control over and wanted to prevent my code from testing against random users stories and possibly getting them into trouble.
If the admins have any problems, please email me with a proper API, otherwise I beg that you leave this up since it lets me debug the API I am having to build without having to find "safe" targets to test against.
Hopefully one day I will gain a official API to run against, until then, I shall target this story.
