How To Not Write A Total Drama Island Self Insert Fanfiction

Total Drama Island rewrites. Probably the most common type of Total Drama fanfics out there. So in order to make yours stand out, there are a certain set of steps that are guaranteed to make yours well known in the fandom(as the worst fanfiction ever).

Step 1: Definitely have OCs in your fanfic. This gives you loads of opportunities to make horrible characters that ruin the story. Self insert? Even better! Planning to make yourself a Mary Sue in a self insert story? Perfect! (Make sure to have one of your favourite characters have a HUGE crush on your OC)

Step 2: Make speling and grammer mistakes as ofen as posibel. This will make you're fanfic imposibel to read :)

Step 3: Add author's notes every now and then.(A/N: This will add "suspense" :0 )

Step 4: Simplicity is great. Over-simplicity is AWESOME! Use words that have three syllables or less. This will at least make your impossible-to-read fanfic slightly understandable.

Step 5: don't stick to proper case. Try To Make Your Fanfiction As Annoying As Possible By Writing In Only Caps, Only Small Letters Or Writing The First Letter Of Every Word In Capital. OR YOU CAN KEEP CHANGING THE CASE EVERY SENTENCE. anything will do :)

Step 6: Write everything in one small block. Pretend the Enter key doesn't exist.

And the most important step:

Step 6: Make the plot twistier than a piƱata put through a blender(which is not twisty at all, but you get the point). Has your favourite character been eliminated? No problem. You can always make a giant tornado appear from nowhere, taking your least favourite character along with it, thus letting your favourite character stay! Has Tyler been eliminated? No problem. Lindsay can always date Beth. Be creative :)


I spun a wheel, and it landed on Dodgebrawl, so that's the chapter I'm going to be "rewriting" to show you an example of a horrible total drama fanfiction.

onse upon a time in the wawanakwaisland, chrsi the host was very mean(A/N: Oh no! D: ) He Wanted To Tortue Some More Inosent Childs SO HE CALLED ONE MORE GIRL TO THE ISLAND!111! She came to the island through a boat and she said to everyon "Hi my name is Annie!1 Ut would be gereat to be frynds so let us be frynds!11! (A/N: She is so nice :D ). Sudenly Noah gapsed. everyne wonders what happen to noa. sUDENELEY cODY REALICE!1! Noah has a crush on Anniu. Codt felling vry sad(A/N: Because he also has a crush on Annie! :0 ) and thinks noah so mean. But Chris Screams That The Next Challenge Will Happen So Everyon goze away and does the chalenge. cris say that we play dogebrawl! Noah laugh and say no. everyone get angry and tryna kill him but annie getss very sad and say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!111111 DO NOT CILL HIM, HE WILL PLAY, RITE? And she looks at noah and noa blush and say yea then annie also blush. Noa picks up the ball and does harry potter Magic to it and it become a gun and he shoots all the Kliler bass and chris says very good noah! You are a hero and gophers win forever yay! Then Cody Get Very Angry(A/N: Oh no!11! :0) and puts a nife in naoh. evryone gaps and cryies and get so sad meanwhile cody goes to annir and say hehehehe noah ded. Now can u date me? But Annie start crying and kiss noahs lips and sudenly he comes back to life!11! codr say ohno i have to get oUT oF hERE but Gewn, trent lesawhnah OWEN bloc him and say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!111 now you going to jail! But cody smile and say(A/N: HUGE PLOT TWIST COMING! :0 ) but u donot hav a lawyer! Muahahahaha but Noah does harry potter majic and the killer bass come back to life and Cortneiy says well i am a lawyer-CIT. I will put you in jail forever and Duncan is free now!11! Then they kiss and gwen and terent also kiss and lesawhana and harolD ALSO AND Noah and aniie also and cody goes to jail and chef says, i have a surprise for everyon!111! Now vryone will get 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars and live happily ever after. EVryone was happy except Cody. THE END!11!


Or maybe if you wanted your story to actually have readers(since the above story is guaranteed to make them all run away), you could write it like this:

Chris was shceming. He was thinking maybe i can torture some more childs(Make spelling and grammar mistakes, just not as much as before). He went through the audition tapes and found another girl he thought he could work with. He laughed evilly.

The next day, the campers woke up and were surprise to see a new girl there. She was really pretty with brown hair tied into two braids. She was wearing a full sleeved grey shirt with a pink skirt (She is your OC. Of course she has to be perfect)and all the boys in the room stared at her (Of course all the boys have major crushes on her)."Hi!" the girl said. "I'm (Insert Mary Sue name) Annabelle Coral Marysue. But please call me Annie!"

Trent went up to her. "Hey, do you wanna hang out or something?" Gwen growled.

"Oh, I'd like to," Annie laughed. "But it seems you already have a girlfriend." (Forget that this is the fourth episode and that Gwen and Trent aren't a couple yet)

Trent sighed. "All right."

"Campers! It's time for your next challenge!" Chris said. "Dodgeball!(Timeskip) He throws a ball at Courtney and Annie. The ball hits Courtney and she falles down, however Annie catches the ball (She has to be perfect in everything she does too, of course). Noah says wow she has incredible skills!

"Ok campers, choose your team!" Chris says (Change the tense suddenly)

"Ok lets send in me, Cody, Owen, Noah and Annie (Don't explain how she suddenly became a Gopher)." Heather says.

"Ok" they all say. but Noah laughs and says "Dodgeball is for losers." Then he reads his book.

Annie feels extremely hurt. She believes Noah can play dodgeball, but only if he wants to, all potential can be unlocked. (Put in cryptic sentence no one understands the meaning of)

The Gophers lose two rounds (Don't elaborate). Then The Bass Lose Two. Annie Gets Really Worried. Eva Is On The Other Team (What do you mean, Eva was eliminated last episode?) And Eva Has Good Skills That Can Make Her Team Lose.

She goez up to Noah and starts crying. Noah is shocked and asks why she is crying. With teary eyes, she looks up at Noah and says "If we lose you will get eliminated and I will be sad!11

Suddenly Noah says, "Ok, I will win for you." Annie blushed. Noah also blushed. (Change the tense again)

The Gophers are about to win (Don't explain how, cause that would take too much effort).

Suddenly Cody, who was jealos that Annie was talking to Noah, says "TAKE THIS, STUPID GOPHER!" (Oh, so Cody is a Killer Bass now?) and throws the ball at him. It hits him in the chest. and he falls to the ground.

Annie sobs. She runs up to him and hugs his lifeless body (Oh, so he's dead now?)

She kisses him and suddenly he comes back to life! Courtney gasps. "I'll put you in jail Cody. I'm a C.I.T!"

Cody say oh no! He tries to run but Chris stops him and says that he was a police officer twenty years ago (I'm not even going to ask anymore). He puts Cody in jail forever and goes to Noah and annie. He says "You two have brought so much drama to this show. I'm proud of you two! I declare you two the winners of tdi! Here you go." and hands them the 300 million dollar prize. They smile and kiss again and everyone cheers.

Then Annie realises something.

"Dad?" she says.

Chris gasps. "You must be my long lost daughter!" and starts crying. Annie also cryies and hugs him. Everyone except Cody live hapily ever after. The end!111! :))))))


Now that you're done with your story, demand more reviews and if you don't get any(Although I feel you'd be incredibly lucky to get one review with this kind of story) threaten to cancel the story. Well, looks like we've covered all the necessary points! Good luck and happy writing :)


Did you reach the end? Congratulations! You deserve a prize for your patience and endurance!(no, I'm not being sarcastic, you really do!)

Do you have any ideas for more of these I could write? Leave it in a review, and if I might write it. See you in the next one :)