How To Not Write A Total Drama World Tour Self-Insert Fanfiction
You just wrote a horrible TDI self-insert fanfiction using the steps I mentioned last time. You probably garnered let's say...two reviews in total, with the reviews being something like this:
LylerFureverFan2784779: OMG! THIS IS SUCH A GOOD STORY!11! PLS CONTINEU! ANNIE IS JUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SWEET 3
Guest: Umm...there are a lot of spelling and grammatical mistakes and the plot doesn't make much sense...please try a little harder next time.
Congratulations! Now you probably want to continue your OC's "extremely dramatic" journey. What better to do than rewrite another season starring your own Mary-Sue? Just rewrite World Tour, since writing Action would take too much effort and nobody likes Action anyway.
Apart from the obvious rules like making tons of spelling and grammar mistakes, changing the tense without warning, writing the whole thing in one small paragraph etcetera, you could also make your story especially annoying by writing in script format and changing the point of view every few sentences.
Now, to start with the story. Firstly you have to decide whether you want to use your OC from last time or you want to make a new one. Try to make sure the OC is a girl. Or if you want to use a boy, that's alright too. I, for one, am not completely bored of Annabelle Coral Marysue(the OC I made last time), so I'm going to proceed with her.
After you've decided:
i) Make up some "dramatic" incident which occured in Action(which you aren't going to write anyway), ending in the breakup of your OC and the character you made them fall in love with in Island.
ii) Keep this "tragic" backstory a secret for a very long time to ensure suspense, but keep dropping hints of it.
iii) Make the OC's ex an abusive jerk who finds joy in seeing your OC getting hurt. Also make him break up with your OC for a really stupid reason.
iv) Get your OC into a relationship with another character, and make sure the OC's ex is very, very jealous. Make sure the character defends/comforts your OC every time their ex says something hurtful to them.
v) Finally, make your OC extremely suspicious of Alejandro from the moment they see his face(because your OC is the smartest person on Earth).
(Psst. You still here? Good, I have one last tip to give you. Just in case you can't find an appropriate way to end any chapter, just have the OC faint. It works every time :) )
Here's how you could write your fanfiction:
Walk Like An Egyptian
(Annie POV)
Ugh. Chris is sooooooo annoying! Even after all the trouble we went through in Island and Action, he called us to participate in a plane for a world tour. I'm sitting on the bus and Noah is glaring at me. I sigh. Ever since we broke up last season, he has been acting very rude(Make characters OOC because plot demands it). I sadly stare at my hands. I can't believe we broke up just because-
"-Haha welcome to world TOUr1"says chris. "We shall torture you guys even more now!" He called us out of the bus. He calls out. (Make spelling and grammar mistakes. Also change the case for no reason)
"Courtney!"
"I am a CIT." she haughtily said while stepping out.
"Duncan!"
"Wow I shall stare at Gwen." he said. Courtney glared at him.
"Gwen!"
"Ugh. I am a goth. I hate everything."
"Heather!"
"Ugh I'm bald."
"Bridgette!"
"OMG! Alejandro is soooooooo hot!"
"Owen!"
"Ohno planes are so scary!"
"DJ!"
"I love animals."
"Noah!"
"Ugh. My life sucks."
"Cody!"
"Where is Gwen?"
"Izzy!"
"Hahaha I am a psyko! I shall blow up the world"
"Ezekiel!"
"Yo yo yo diggity dawgs!"
"Lindsay!"
"I want lipgloss."
"Tyler!"
He trips on the floor. "Ouch." he says.
"Leshawna!"
"I'm gonna kill Heather."
"Harold!"
"GOSH!"
"Trent!" (Wait, why is Trent here? Oh yeah, this is your fanfiction, so you can do whatever you want)
"Nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine."
"Sierra!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CODY CODY CODY!1111!"
"Alejandro!"
"Hello ladies! I am so charming!"
I looked at him suspiciously. The others may not see it, but he is evil. He walks over to me.
"Hello senorita!"
"Hi" I say with my suspicions.
Suddenly I notice Trent standing some distance from us. He looks at the Alejandro(I'm not even going to point out the grammar and spelling errors anymore) with suspicion.
Meanwhile cris says us to sing songs. We sing comefly with us come fly with us we got a lot of crazy tunse to bust hahaa come fly withus comef ly with us its an onor and a pleasure and a must dudes this is mesed you are singinging in a plain! What do you expect chris is freacking insane guyys you're singing in tv havent you alaways wanted to it cant just be meeeeeeee come fly with us come die with us come and fly with UUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!111
Wow we sing so well :D (Insert emoticons everywhere you can, cause it's annoying :D )
Only Noah sings horribly because he is so rude D: (Umm...that doesn't even make sense)
Soon we arive in egypt. The pyramids are beutifull and we all say wow so pretty. Only noah says haha it's stupid. Terent gets angry and says, if you don't like it, go away! Noah snarls as we all laugh at him. Serves him right! So anyway I decide to go over the pyramid with Trent. I see Alejandro carrying Bridgit and Lindsey over the pyramid. Sudenly i trip and fall down. I start crying but Trent takes off his shirt and wipes my tears with it (Was taking the shirt off even required? Oh, who am I kidding, it definitely was(sarcasm)). He looks so hot.
"Hey," he says. "Lets me help you." together we go up and down the pyramid and find Al and the girls. "Hey wait for us." i say. All five off us surf down the pyramid (Pfft, who needs physics?). Chris puts the girls in team victory with leshshnawha and zeke and harld and puts me, Al, trent, Noah, tyler, owen and Syria in team chris is really really really really really really really really hot. Also the others are in team amazon and I am too lazy to list them. And Duncan quit the game, but that's not important.
So we get a goat as a prize and the others also get some prizes but I'm too lazy to list them. We also sing a song to calm the scarbs down, but by now i just want to get the chapter over with so i'm not going to put it here.
Then we reach the river and chris says to weave a basket. My team starts crying but trent and i smirk at each other. Noah says why are you happy, were losing! Trent say "Hahaha you idiot, Annie know how to weave a basket (Because she's a Mary-Sue who can do anything)"
Then I make a basket in half a millisecond and everyone is shocked. Then we go across the river and my team wins! Chris says congrats. All of us go to first class except for Noah because I don't want him to come to first class, so the author is morally obliged to make sure he doesn't.
Trent says "Wow, your so cool!11"
I say thanks.
Then I black out.
Super Happy Crazy Fun Time in Japan
(Annie POV)
OMG! First class is AMAZE! We enjoyed sooo much, especially me and Trent :D
Only Noah wadn't allowed inside cause he's, like, sooooo rude :(
So Chef slashed the door and we all fell outside and we sand a song were singing as were falling while sone r canonboling our lives began to flash before our eyes...
My voice was the prettiest :D
And Trent's also :)
But Noah's was so bad, Chris gave us a penalty because of it D:
Everyone glared at him.
Oh wait. Did I tell you Ezekiel was eliminated last time? No? Okay, well now you know :)
Chris threw some pandas at us (Suddenly change the tense). They attacked DJ and Courtney, but not me. I stroked the panda's fur and it hugged me. All the girls said "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! 3"
I held the panda and went inside the giant ping pong ball. Then the panda showed me how to win and I got so many points, I received a Nobel prize for it. Trent smiled at me. I blushed.
Then we got to chose props for an ad.
We chose a giant crown and a beautiful gown for me.
The ad went like this:
Alejandro said. "I am so sad! Fairy Godmother pls help!"
Owen also said the same thing. Trent also. Tyler also. Noah also. Izzy also(yeah,she and Syria switched team last time...)
Then I came down looking absolutely glam. I waved my wand and everyone was happy! The end! :D
We won the challenge but then Chris said "Noah got a penalty. Thth's why you lose why you lose!"
We at least got second place because I am so pretty. Team Amazon won. Team victory lost and votesd Harold out.
Then I blacked out.
Anything Yukon Do, I Can Do Better
(Trent POV)
Ugh, I am fuming! Noah made us lose. He also made Annie sad! D:
So anyway we landed in the yukon. Everyone fell out of the plane, but Annie and I gracefully leapt out of the plane.
We had to cross the ice for the first part of the challenge. I easily jumped across a mile-long gorge, but Annie was scared. I said, believe in yourself. She jumped and I caught her, but the force made us fall down, with her on top of me, our lips touching. We blushed. So anyway, we reached the other side first. Then we got to chose our sled. We chose a gold plated, diamond studded sled with in-built tv, coffee maker, massage chair, surround-sound music system etc. We sat in it and picked up all our teammates. Then we went to the finish line and reached first! Team victory lost and voted out Bridfette because she kissed a pole. Hmm...I think Alejandro has something to do with this... (Cut off here for no reason)
Broadway Baby
(Annie POV)
Yay I am so happy :D Were finally in first class again! and also I and trebt kissed yesterday by accident. He's nice but I don't like him that way. Really.
So anyway we had to, like, climb the statue of liberty. Noah fell down so many times XD. But Trent and I reached the top first! Yay us! :D
So anyway...
Me: Yay we reached first! (Randomly change to script format cause it's annoying)
Trent: Yeah! We are awesome. *takes out guitar* Annie this song is for you. *sings song*
Me: *blushes*
Trent: **blushes*
Briedgette (Wait, wasn't she eliminated last time? Nah, let's just ignore that), Lindsat and Leshwanaaha: Awww! So cuuuuute 3
So anyway we get our stroller and go in a boat and read first. Noah sits in the stroller and we reach first and win. Oh, and we also find some giant apples along the way but that's not important.
So then we win, and Chris gfives us the apples as a gift because it was a reward round! I open the first one and find... (Create suspense although there is nothing to create suspense about)
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A beautiful princess gown!11! I try it on and Noah says "Haha so ugly XD"
I start to cry but Trent ssays "Shut up, she looks pretty :D"
I say thanks.
Then Trent opens an apple and finds a gold guitar with diamond strings and an iPhone 101010101010202349y292834 attached to it. He was soooo happy! :D
Then Noah opens the last one and finds a meat grinder and says meh and THROWS IT OUT!1111
I say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11 and jump out of the plane with a parachute and catch it. But my parachute STOPS WORKING!11 I say HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP as I fall down. Then Trent takes his shirt off (*sighs* Of course this had to happen...) and jumps out of the plane and catches me and flies back into the plain.
I say "OMG OMG OMG!111 Thanks trent!"
He grins "No problem!"
Then I black out.
Slap Slap Revolution
(Annie POV)
OMG! Trent is so hot and he also saved me from falling off the plane yesterday. He is so nice! Chris makes us land in Germany, and tells us to fill sausages. Fortunately, I saved the meat grinder yesterday so we finished in 4 seconds. Then we slid down the slope to the bottom and got a special prize. I forgot what the prize was, and am too lazy to look it up but yeah...
So we had to do a dance but I almost won for our team with my dance skills. Everyone cheers but Alejandro says wait let me do the next one. I frown suspiciously and say why? Al say because I want to so plssss. I frown and say ok. Then he throws the challenge and we lose!11! OMG we glare at al. Luckily we get 2nd place due to my totes amaze skillz! Team victory loses and votes Leshanwna out.
Then I black out.
I See London
(Annie POV)
OMG! We have been kicked out of first class! Soooo annoying. Oh yeah, we won last time and a couple of other time before that too, and Team Victory has been completely eliminated but I got bored so I didn't write chapters about those. Anyway we land in London and Al is missing!11 We have to catch Ripper Jack or something so yeah...
Noha, tylr owen ar also missing but I have great detective skills and me and trent catch jack, who is ezekiel in disguise. He looks green and sick D:
I use my magic healing powers and make him normal again :D
Then we vote Noah out :D
Then Trent kisses me on my cheek for no reason and i blush
tHEN i BLACK OUT.
Greece's Pieces
(Trent POV)
Hmm...Duncan and Gwen are acting weird. I'm sure they kissed behind Courtney's back! I know it cause my iPhone 101010101010202349y292834 told me. We land in grecce and chris says we shall have olymicps! I say "YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I HAVE AWESOME SPORTZ SKILLZ!"
First we have a scavenger hunt and Duncan and Gwen go in it. I'm still suspicious of those two.
Then we have wrestling. Tyler wants to do it, but Alejandro(I'm suspicious of him too) says that he will let him if he does a favour for him later. Hmm...Alejandro is wearing a red shirt. And you know what they say: red is sus.
Anyway Tyler loses D:
but I win a medal :D
Then there is hurdles and Annie wins for my our team :D
Then Gwen wins a medal for her team D:
Then there is a tie breaker and I take off my shirt and put on the costume and Cody also doze that. Meanwhile Al tell Tyler to tell everyone
that he saw duncan and Gwen kiss. Annie gasps and says how could you?
She is so kind :)
Meanwhile I win another medal :D
My team wins and I hug Annie and the amazons vote Cody off cause the author has literally no ideas on how to use him in the story.
Niagara Brawls
(Annie POV)
We land in the waterfall and chris says it is merge and blainel y is here! She sing blainerific is my name. Oh yeah, Tyler and Owen have been eliminated a long time back but yeah...
Then I spin the wheel (Unannounced timeskip) and I get Trent!11111 The others are also paired up but I'm too lazy to tell you who is paired up with who.
The other girls get white wedding dresses but I get a golden gown with fairy wings attached! Trent carries me across the waterfall but Aleheather (Use the ship name cause writing the two names separately would take too much effort) pushes us and we fall down but my wings flutter and we fly across the falls and we win!11
We get to first class but I start crying and Trent asks why are you crying? I sob and tell him the big secret:
NOAH BROKE UP WITH ME IN ACTION BECAUSE I LIKE FALAFEL AND HE DOESN'T!111!11!
Trent gasps and says "OMG! Like, how lame is that?"
I say "I know right!"
Then he kisses me on the lips and I kiss him back.
Then I black out.
Hawaiian Style
(Annie POV)
OMG! I am soooooo exited! I am in the finale with Alejandro! Trent had been eliminated some time ago, but I was too bored to tell you about that. Si anyway I meet him in Hawaii and he says "OMG CONGRATUALTION!1!" He also tells me that everoyne is supporting me except for Noah and Heather who are supporting Alejandro. So anyway we make a dummy resembling Al the eel, which is not so hard to do cause Al is such a dummy. XDDDD I'm so funny! I finish in 1 minute.
Then we run up the volcano, and I almost throw the dummy in but Al stops me and says muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahhahahahhahahhaha. You shall lose.\
Thwn==en Trent punches him and says shut up, meanwhile I throw the dummy in the volcano an I win!1111
But Trent groans and I am shocked to see that he has blood coming from his mouth and he is groaning in pain. I say OHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1!11
Then I kiss him and he comes back to life and says. "Wow Annie, you saved me and you also won!"
Al, Heather, Noah and Sugar who will later appear in season 6 all cry adn say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111111111111111111111111111111!
All my friends say YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!111111111111111111111111!
Then Chris gives me the 3000000000000000000000000000000000000 trillion dollar prize and I give all my friends 1000000 dollars each and generously donate three dollars to charity.
Me and Trent Get Married And Live Happily Ever After In A Giant Mansion With A Giant Swimming Pool And A Giant Chocolate Fountain And Our Pet Unicorns.
The end! :)
Now that you're done, take a three year break from writing so that we get enough time to brace ourselves for the next time you decide to write. Good luck and happy writing :)
Oh, and thanks to Gucci Mane LaFlare for reminding me about script format. Indeed, the only way to make an annoying fanfic even more annoying is to use script format XD
