How To Not Write A Total Drama All-Stars Self-Insert Fanfiction

Yaaay! We're finally done with that crappy nightmare of a fanfic that is Annie's "story"! Now all of you fanfiction readers can take a huge sigh of relief and-

Ha ha. Just kidding.

Why would anyone ever want to stop writing about a rather glorified version of themselves? Hence, we are going to continue Annie's story much to you readers' chagrin.

"But didn't you say that Annie got married to Trent and lived "happily ever after" last time?" You ask me. "Doesn't that mean that her story is basically over?"

To that I say nay. Just take continuity and toss it down the trash can. Now, we want to make this story the most dramatic of all time. Sooo...(laughs evilly):

i) Make your OC break up with their current love interest...again. This is necessary cause All-Stars is extremely boring and at least some drama is required if you want people to read your story.

ii) Unlike last time, make your OC's ex(the second one) cheat on your OC or something, cause you need a valid reason to break her up for a second time.

iii) Have the person your OC's second ex cheated on your OC with, be your OC's best friend(cause originality doesn't exist)

iv) Have the OC's friend keep trying to apologise to them, but make the OC's ex be rude as ever to them(I reiterate, if you still have that originality on you, toss it away immediately!)

v) Here's where the story can go two ways. Since your OC needs to be in a relationship with someone, either make them make up with their first ex, or make them get a new crush. The choice is up to you.

vi) Oh, and before I forget, your OC is the most intelligent person in the world, so naturally they would get to know about Mal the second they meet him. Also have your OC be the one who heals Mike and saves the world etc.


So here we go...again:

Heroes Vs Villains

(Annie POV)

This is the worst thing ever! I'm stuck in a plsne with Noah, Terent, Alejan...Lol idk how 2 spel his name XD. So as I was saying I was stuck in a plan (Randomly change the tense) with Noa, Trebt, Al and even Bridgette. Ugh. I want to slap them all.

TRENT CHEETED ON ME WITH BRIDFETTRE!111! LIKE OMG! WTH! IDIOTS! I HATE THENM NOW!111111

They were right now making out and laughing at me ;-;

And everyone in the plane was lauginh at me except for one person. That person is...

CAMPERS! Chris says. I SHALL TORTURE YALL BECAUSE I WENT TO JAIL AND HAVENT A SHRED OF SANITY IN ME!111111111111

:0

Like, bruh...

Chris says jump out of the plane, and he calls out our names while we jump.

"Alejandro."

He jumps out and takes of his shirt and says "I am so charming."

:/

"Trent and Bridgette."

They are about to jump off, but Jo pushes them and cackles like HEHEHEHHEHEHE (Basically, anyone who isn't one of the people I mentioned earlier has no roles apart from things like this.). They fall down and crash into the water and scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!11.

XD I laugh so much and one more person laughs with me. That person is...(Got a not-so-mysterious mystery? Keep it lingering.)

"Heather" Chris shouts.

"Ugh, I'm bald."

"nOAH"

"Lmao, I hate Annie."

:(

"Annie"

I sigh sadly and jump of.

"Lindsay."

"OMG! Lipgloss!"

"Tyler!" (Wait why is he-OH! I get it, it's your fic, so you can do whatever suits you.)

He trips and falls out of the plane. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! He screams. He lands on top of me.

"OMG ANNIE ARE YUO OK?" he asks.

"Yeah I say blushing." (Incorrect use of quotes)

Chris says now we have gen 2!

"Jo"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO I AM EVIL"

"Lighting!"

" SHA-LIGHTING SHA-ZAM SHA-BAM SHA-WATER BOTTLE SHA-WAWANAKWA SHA-IDK SOMETHING OR THE OTHER!"

"Cameron"

"According to my calculations the amount of carbon-sulfur-oxiphalte (Just make up some random thing. It's not like anyone's going to check if it exists or not) is not sufficient."

"Mike"

"Hello I also have Svetlana, mantobia, vito and one more the author forgot about and is too lazy to look up. Also Mal does not exist :) "

I gasp loudly. Tyler s==aksks, "Whats wrong?"

I say nothing, though I know mal exists. :0

"Scot"

"OHOHOHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO I'M EVIL AND I HATE SHARKS AND STUFF LOL"

"Zoey"

"Lol i'm a mary-sue XD I am so skillful and beautifu."

OMG! She thinks she id=s so good. I hate Mary-sues! (Hypocrisy)

So anyway we stand in the cliff and jump and stuff (Yeah. Duncan, Gwen, Courtney and Sam who?)

Oh and I forgot to tell you, /

Villains: Al, trent, bridgette, heather, noah, jo, scot, ighting.

Heroes: Lindsay, Tyler, cameron, mike, zoe AAAANNNDNDND...MEEEEEEEEEEEE!111

So anyway we have to get keis and stuff, Everyone fails, But Tyker and I Get The Correct Keys and Unlock The Spa Hotel First.

We heroes are happy but lindsay says, I want to breakn up with you tyler you are 2 clumsy. (OOCness because plot demands it)

Tyler bursts into tears and Chris says lmao, Lindasy is a villain now XD. Now yall villain can vote lin=dsays off lol.

They vote Lindsay out.

And then I black out.


Evil Dread

(Tyler POV)

I am SO sad!1111 I can't believe lindsay broke up with me ;-;

But anyway Annie is super nice :D

So we have to build a statue. Zoey says "ugh, even with my awesome skills and beauty, I cannot find everything!"

She is so narcisitic. I hate Mary-Sues.

But then Annie says, "I have awesome digging skills." She finds all the pieces in 3 seconds and Zoey is like "WHAT! OMG!"

I use my super strength and build the statue of liberty in 10 seconds. And we win~

Meanwhile lighting is screming "HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH I AM BETTER THAN YALL. SHA-SOMETHING!"

Then we get to go to the spa hotel again and Lighting is votesd out again, lol. (Cut off here for no reason)


Saving Private Leechball

(Annie POV)

So we get a headstart cause we win, and we were about to chose the large guns and cannons but Zoey says"Hey how about we take the catapults?" Omg! And she has the nerve to think she is smart.

But Miek says, maybe she has a point. So we chose the catapults and Tyler facepalms. I think he is cute. I mean,, no i did not mean that O-O

So anyway they get out in the first few seconds but me and tyler have rad skillz and we shoot noah, jo, lighting (Wasn't he eliminated last time? Nah, just forget about it.) And scot also. But trent says hah loser and shoots me. I cry in pain. Bridgette looks sad and says "Annie are you okay?" She trieis to help me but trent says nope. Tyler is also shot. NOOOOOOOOO! WE LOST!111111

We vote out zoey cause she is such an annoying marysue.

Then I black out.


Food Fright

(Tyler POV)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! THAT ANNOYING MARYSUE IS GONE! Hahahahahah! So anyway...

We have to eat pancakes. The villains are so slow and we are so fast :D

Then it is Annies turn. She use her magic powers and eat it all up in seven seconds. Then I run like the flash in the obby and win! :D

She hugs me and says "Wow Tyler! You Are So Great At This!"

I also say "Thanks annie! You are great too!"

Then we blush.

The villains vote out Scott, noah, al and heater cause the author had no idea what to do with them and is super lazy so they made it a quadruple elimination XD

Bridgette says sory to annie. Annie criys and says i forgive you and they hug and become BFFs again. She is so kind and nice :D

And also the heroes get rewards! :D

I get a super awesome gold-plated diamond-studded football that can turn into a gold-plated diamond-studded limousine if you press a button! And I also get an gold-plated diamond-studded iPhone 219210e91gd1027f1g0fg3972y. And a gold-plated diamond-studded MacBook298318490212ggsjgdod2. EXTREME!

Annie gets a pet unicorn with wings!

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! SHE IS SO CUTE!" Annie squeals.

"But not as cute as you" I say then blush. Oops. Did i say that out loud? She also blushes.

She names the unicorn Twilight Pinkie Rarity Apple Rainbow Flutter Starlight (Totally not a ripoff from something else)

Camron and Miek also get some things...


(At this point, your enthusiasm for writing this story has gone to zero. So what you can do is…)

The Final Wreck-ening (Yes, that's right! When in doubt, just skip to the finale and get this over with)

(Annie POV)

OMG! I reached the finalee! I am so excited! Miek, or should i say mal is also in the finale. I feel so sad D: Mike was so nice but mal is not! ):

Oh yeah...Tylr and everyone else was eliminati=ed a long time ago, but i was too lazy to tell you about it so yeah...

We get to chose helpers. I chose Tyler and Bridgette. Mal choses Trent and Noah D:

So I reach the top first but then Trent says "HEHHEHEHEHEHEHE Meik is mal now, you cannot win Lmao XD"

I gasp and say "I can help him."

I use my magic healing powers and mal disapears.

Mike says "Lol ty for curing me :) I shall help you win now :)"

:D

But then chris say free-for-all

Trent and noah grab swords and try to KILL ME!11111 OMG! D:

But Tyler also grabs a sword and fites with them. He is so brave :D

I reach the sword and put magic on it so that the island will not explode when I pull the sword out. Then I pull the sword out and I WIN!111

But Bridgette says "Oh No!:

Tyler is lying on the ground in a pool of blood and his arm is broken and his face has a cut running through it!11!111

I crie and kiss him on nthe lips and he COMES BACK TO LIFE!1111

Then we make out and stuff.

Lol :D

Trent and Noah and Alejandro and Heather and Sugar and Zoey say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111111111111111111111111

Me and Bridgette and Tyler and Gwen and Courteny and Cody and Anne Maria and Brick and Dawn and Carrie and Devin and Sky and Dave and Shawn and Emma and Kitty and Ella (Hold on, when did all of them get here?)and everyone else say YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!11111111111111111111111111111!1!1!

Meanwhile Jo and Lighting and Scott and Max cackel WE ARE E-VILLE !1111!11MUAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHOHIHIHIHIHIHIHOHOHOHOHUHUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHUHUHUUUHHIHIHOHIOHIOHHOHHOOHOHOHIOHIHOHHIOHIHOIHIOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHO!1111

Lmao, they are wierd XD

Then me and Tyler get married and live in a giant castle and rule our kingdom and the castle has huge swimming pools, and chocolate fountains and pizza dispensers and Outer Space Simulators etc. Also Bridgette gets to live in the castle cause she's my BFF and of course, also my pet unicorn Twilight Pinkie Rarity Apple Rainbow Flutter Starlight. :D

We live happily ever after.


Now that you're done, buy some brain bleach and erase every memory you have of writing fanfiction so that we don't have to read your "stories" ever again. Good luck and happy writing :)