How To Not Write A Total Drama Pahkitew Island Self-Insert Fanfiction

You know what's better than one Mary-Sue? Two Mary-Sues, of course! So now that there is little else we can do with Annie, it's time to pass down her "legacy" to a new OC. Since I've never told you before, here's how you make the "perfect" OC:

Step 1: Come up with a Mary-Sue name. eg: Amelia Cora Sue Galaxy Storm Fleuriana

Step 2: Describe them/List their never-ending set of traits. Eg: She is intelligent, beautiful, quick-witted, generous, resourceful, charming, mature, helpful, kind, loyal, sarcastic, humble etc.

Step 3: Think of a few weaknesses for your OC. Then shove those thoughts into the trash can. No room for weaknesses here.

Step 4: Think of a boyfriend for the OC. Then insert your OC into that season. And you're done :)

Now that we've got that out of the way, let's get to the story:

i) As usual, you must get your OC into a relationship and you must have some antagonistic character trying to sabotage it. You can convert any character into an antagonist for this purpose :)

ii) To be original, make another OC who is the friend of your OC and tags along with them.

iii) Have your OC be suspicious of Scarlett from the beginning.

iv) Oh, and since your OC is a new one, you must also have at least one chapter in which the character introduces themselves and stuff.

Here we go again:

Chapter 1: A Look Into My Glamorous Life :)

(Leah POV)

Like, hi everyone! I'm Amelia Cora Sue Galaxy Storm Fleuriana, and I am very intelligent, beautiful, quick-witted, generous, resourceful, charming, mature, helpful, kind, loyal, sarcastic, humble (Copying and pasting can never go wrong) and a bunch of other things I can't remember :)

bUT YOU CAN CALL ME lEah

So I live in thid giant mansion that my father owns(yeah, he's super rich) and I have a giant room which is pink and is bigger than the Taj Mahal(which my father also owns, by the way)

But I donott have a boyfriend :(

like, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111111111111

So my friend Sasha who is also super rich(her dad owns the leaning tower of pizza and that tall building in NYC whose name I forgot), was so sad. She said, "ohno you donot have a boyfrynd!11"

I sighed sadly.

Then sh says "I also remember, There is total drama let's sign up!111"

Okay :) I say

(To be continued...)


Chapter 2: A Look Into My Glamorous Life Part-2 :)

(Leah POV)

Yay! I sent my audition to total drama! Sasha too! We are so happy!11 We go to my dad's room and he lets us fly to Japan in his gold-plated diamond-studded helicopter to celebrate.

Then we both get selected!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!11!11111

We pack our bags and get ready to go!


Chapter 3: So, Uh, This Is My Team?

(Leah POV)

We are in the plaen rite now! There are so many other people! Sasha is excited, but I'm doind a better job at not letting it show.

Than CHSIR BLOWSS UP THE PLAEN!111!11!111111111

Sasha and me grab our special suitcase and push a button and they turn into jetpaks! We fly away safely while everyone falls. A girl snatched a parashoot out of a boy's hand.

HAHA I AM SKY AND I AM E-VILLE the girl says I CAN SNATCH STUFF LOL LMAO (Why is Sky a villain? Because I said so!)

The boy criey and says NOOOOOOOOO IAM TOPHER AND I am so sad for that ;-;

I grab topher by his collar and fly out

SKY SAYS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE RUINING MY E-VILLE PLANS!11111111

I says ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Then we all reach the ground and chris calls everyone:

"Shawn"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ZOMBIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"

"Jasnine!"

"I'm austraelien, lol"

"Dave"

"I hate germs"

"Topher"

"Yo Wassup I Am So Hot!"

"Sasha"

"I'm so pretty but not as much as Leah :)"

She is so nice :D

"Ella"

She sings nice songs :D

Sammy

"It's not samey!"

"Leah"

"Hiii! I am so pretty!"

Chris says" you guys are the AWESOME EAGLES! Because you arw so awesome!"

Then he calls

"Sky"

"HAHA I AM E-VILLE!'

"Sugar"

"Lmao, I like pagents!:
"Amy"

"Im so mean"

"scarelette!"

"I am very smart :)

"ebardo"

He makes noise

"Leanard:

"I a wisard lol :)"

"Max"

"OHOHOHOHOHOH E-VILE"

"Rodanry"

"Leah and Sasha look hot"

Thanks :)

"You guys are the Idiotic Idiots because the author is obliged to give yall a stupid name"

Lmao we got all the useful andn ice people XD

Then we have to build a house. Everyone says welp but Sasha smiles and says Leah has awesome skillz!

I build a fairy palace in three seconds and everyone is like "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

Topher says "Lol you seem awesome."

I say "Lol"

We win and the Idiots vote of Leanard ig.

Then I black out.


Chapter 4: I Love You Grease Pig

(Leah POV)

LOl my team is so nice! :D especially sasha and topher

Topher is so cute :D

So we have to do an obby with some pigs and topher takes off his shirt and says "I have extreme skillz! I can win for our team!"

I say "and i am super awesome at singing. I can help the pig cooperste!"

Ella also sings ig but not as good as me and sasha :)

So we win and the idiots vote out Max, idk why

Then I black out.


Chapter 5: Twinning Isn't Everything

(Topher POV)

Wow Leah is awesome! The Idiots have nothing on us XD lol

So we have a water balloon fight and I say YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS! I AM AWESOME AT THIS1!111

Me and leah and sasha and dave together get everyone on the opposite teeam except sky who shoots Leah and sasha and dave.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11" I say and throw the balloon at sky. Haha, she's out and we win, lol.

The Idiots vote off beardo.

Lol


Chapter 6: I Love You, I Love You Knots

(Leah POV)

So we have truth or dare which is good, because I always tell the truth :)

So we are winning right now, but Topher gets truth. Chris asks, do you hav a crush on anyone?''

Tophwr sighs and says "Leah"

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG :)))))))))))))))))))))

Then we kiss and everyone cheers!

But unfortunately we lose D: (Don't elaborate, cause that would take way too much effort)

We vote off Jasmine because she was saying Crikey and it was so annoying XD

Then I black out, lol


Chapter 7: Scarlett Fever

(Leah POV)

Hiiiii! I'm back! So anyway the island does wierd stuff and Chris says go solve the equations and some nerdy maths stuff. Ok I say

Also some people including Dave and Sasha(they are a couple now :D ) had been eliminated but yeah...

SCARELETTE IS A VILLAIN?!/1/1/!?/!?1/1

I KNEW IT!11!1111111

"You don;t have to do this!" I call out.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAH She laughs.

tOPHER AND i Beat her and she getss eliminated and the island is safe, yay! :D

Chris is happy and gives us gifts. But the author is too lazy to come up with new ideas for gifts. so i won't specify what we got XD

And then I black out


Chapter 8: Pahk'd With Talent

(Leah POV)

OMG I'm in the FINAL 3!1111111111111

So we have some challenges but the author is too lazy to write about those and will immediately skip to the talent show XD

So Sky does some weird cowboy stuf

Sugar does Sugar Silo songs which made m,y ears hurt lmao

I do an awesome dance. It is soooo awesome, that the chris and the chef get tears in theur eyes and say, you are the winner of the talent show!

Lol I'm in the final!\\

But also sky! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sugar is elinimates

XD

Then I black out.


Chapter 9: Lies, Cries and One Big Prize

(Leah POV)

Yay! I am in the finale!

So we call helpers. I get Topher111 :D

Sky gettss Sugar D:

Sugar: I never got to finish my song!

Everyone: Please don't sing that song, it's horrible D:

Sugar: hmph :/

So anyways...

SKY PUSHES ME DOWN THE MONTAIUN!111111

THen tTopher pushes her XD

Then I win and Toper and I kiss and also Dave and Sasha kiss and Jasmine says Crikey!

XD

Sky and Suagr says NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111

We say YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Topher and I kiss and we get married and we live happily ever after in our fortress that is larger than Asia and Europe combined. And Sasha and Dave also live with us :D


Now that you're done, relax, sit back and enjoy the two reviews you get. Good luck and happy writing :)


I should have been sleeping instead of writing this in the middle of the night XD