AN: Just a little one-shot inspired by how many behavioral issues the first-year students seem to have that (for the most part) never get addressed by the teachers.
DETENTION!
-Nezu-
Humming happily to himself, Nezu flipped through his stack of paperwork for the day. It wasn't that bad which meant he, as usual, got more time for Tea!
"Sir, the detention rosters are in." Hound Dog knocked on the doorframe as the man entered, "Usual suspects for second and third years. Although first years are different for once."
"Oh?" Nezu tilted his head curious "Did Miss Hatsume not get detention this week?"
"No, she has detention. As do seven of the first-year hero students." Hound Dog deadpanned as Nezu froze in surprise. Not one of the first-year hero students had been assigned detention this year so he was rather surprised to hear that.
"Hmm, aren't Kan and Aizawa out sick at the moment?" Nezu frowned as he took the list of who the substitutes had assigned detention to. If the subs had gone out of their way to assign unfair detentions to students who'd never had it before then it would be even harder to make those two take their sick days in the future.
"The subs also sent a request for Midnight to be reigned in and stop harassing students inappropriately." Hound Dog added that to Nezu's paperwork pile.
"…I'll look into it." Nezu sighed, feeling his glorious teatime slipping away as the massive student guidance councilor departed. Pulling up the list, he began going through the reasons assigned to the detentions.
Mei Hatsume. Reason(s) for Detention: Ignoring workshop safety guidelines, causing twelve explosions in a single class period, breaking into the lab after being sent out, lying to classmates to get an edge for her inventions. Unfortunately, that wasn't all that uncommon from the pink haired inventor. Nezu was worried what she'd do if a company with few morals picked her up which was the only reason why she hadn't been expelled. Hopefully the forced sessions with Hound Dog and the detentions would get through the girl's head.
Going to the Hero course students he flipped to the first one on the pile. Neito Monoma. Reason(s) for Detention: Harassing of Class 1-A Students, insulting of class 1-A students, lying to classmate learning Japanese to make them say insults and profanity towards class 1-A, continuing to scream after being told to use indoor voice. What in the world? Nezu blinked in surprise, he knew there was a rivalry but had never heard anything about this. Surely Kan would have told him if this was happening, right?
He grabbed the next report. Itsuka Kendo. Reason(s) for Detention: Sought to resolve issues of Neito Monoma's behavior by rendering him unconscious through a chop to the neck rather than using her words or reporting to a teacher. Nezu blinked, working to process that statement and the absurd mental image that accompanied it.
Ibara Shiozaki. Reason(s) for Detention: Used her vine hair to whip classmates who she felt were performing sinful acts. Oh, oh dear.
He got to the Class 1-A reports. Minoru Mineta. Reason(s) for Detention: Attempting to put a peep hole into the women's locker room, attempting to look up classmate's skirt, attempting to look up substitute teacher's skirt, continuing to harass female classmates after being requested to leave them alone, caught making plot to be able to spy on female classmates in their swimsuits. Surely Aizawa wouldn't allow that sort of behavior to fester…then again, he was friends with Midnight so he might be desensitized.
Denki Kaminari. Reason(s) for Detention: Was found agreeing to join Mineta in spying on female classmates in swimsuits while on campus.
Kyoka Jiro. Reason(s) for Detention: Frequently using her quirk to assault classmates Minoru Mineta and Denki Kaminari for perverse comments, Mineta, or poorly phrased thoughts, Kaminari; noted to bully and belittle Denki Kaminari frequently.
Tsuyu Asui. Reason(s) for Detention: Using her quirk to slap Minoru Mineta around whenever the student spoke up for a perverse comment or his opinion on female classmates.
Katsuki Bakugo. Reason(s) for Detention: Foul language, threatening classmates, belittling classmates, excessive force during training, disrespect towards staff, disobedience when told to calm down.
Finishing the reports, Nezu frowned to himself before pulling up the security feeds to look at the two classrooms from earlier in the day, using his quirk to process the information rapidly. He saw it all, every incident from the substitutes reports was correct. And neither Aizawa nor Kan had ever mentioned this in anyway. Oh, there would be words.
AN: Just a dumb one-shot to address the fact that none of the staff at UA seem to do much focus on behavioral correction. Bakugo never gets more than a 'stop sulking' comment, Mineta is never reigned in, and Monoma is allowed to go full on lunatic on Class 1-A. We see Aizawa openly not care about how his class acts most of the time and Kan is clearly encouraging Monoma's attitude in the show given how obsessed he is about showing up Aizawa's class. Then there's those like Kaminari, Jiro, Tsuyu, and Kendo.
Kaminari, I feel is a bit of an idiot but also more of a follower than anything else. He has a pervy side and comes across as gullible, so Mineta is easily able to talk him into things.
Jiro is always using her quirk on others. Sometimes it's appropriate, like using it on Mineta when he was trying to peep. Okay, that's fair. But on Kaminari when he was just thinking aloud and made a dumb comment that was poorly phrased? She assaults him and nobody protests. Nobody defends Kaminari when Jiro or Bakugo bullies him actually. Then there's the scene from the School Festival where he commented that they could have Yaoyorozu make some new rope for them since theirs was unsafe to use and the girls tore into him for 'treating Momo as his personal convenience store', ignoring Kaminari's point that they all regularly use him as a phone charger.
Tsuyu slapping Mineta off her when he groped her at the USJ? Fair. Him making a comment and she flat out assaults him rather than just reporting it? Excessive.
Kendo regularly attacking Monoma to knock him out rather than try to improve his behavior?
Mei shows she doesn't care about other people, their situations, or their feelings given how often she ignores other people, doesn't bother trying to remember names, and how she treated Ida during the Sports Festival.
Then Bakugo…yeah, everybody knows THAT can of worms.
As for Shiozaki, we do see her using her quirk to whip her classmates after the into class training arc because she was angry, they wanted to try tricking their opponents and hadn't told her because she would have gone out of her way to prevent that strategy.
