Sponge and Sora RE MAKE ~ Yozora no Kaze

Episode 1: Kingdom What Now?

Script:

Sora's Gummi Ship runs out of fuel and crash-lands into an ocean world known as Bikini Bottom. Sora cannot remember why he was flying alone, or how he encountered this world, but he did know that his ship was damaged beyond repair.

Sora then went to town, though it isn't exactly bustling with activity. The only people visible outside are two old women playing checkers.

Sora notices something peculiar about them and asks the old women why they have gills. After bumping into them, however, one of them asks Sora why he doesn't have any gills himself.

- Sora: I... well, it's a long story.

Sora then tries to explain his situation to the two old women, who don't have the slightest clue about what he is detailing. Frustrated, Sora shows the two old women his Keyblade.

- Sora: Here, watch this!

Sora shows off, summoning a giant ray of light in the sky, like a big firework.

- Old Woman 1: You imbecile! The light will only drag them out!

Confused, Sora looks behind him, only to see a collection of Heartless swarm the area immediately.

- Sora: Oh shit!

The Heartless immediately attack Sora, who instictively fights them the only way he knows how: with pure skill and raw power. Sora then summons his Chirithy Dream Eater, which fends off some of the Heartless for him by banishing them to other dimensions. After the battle is over, Sora wonders how he is going to be able to return home. But first, he must get rid of this world's darkness.

Sora approaches a pineapple shaped house, he has no idea why, but it is definitely a pineapple. Sora notices it ha slights, windows, and a doorbell. Sora decides to press the doorbell, and he gets a response.

- SpongeBob: Hello?

- Sora: Hello? Is anyone there?

- SpongeBob: W-Who are you?

- Sora: I'm nobody in particular.

- SpongeBob: Doesn't seem to be very credible...

- Sora: *snickers* Why? Because I'm lying?

Sora tries to knock on the door, in order to make SpongeBob open it. SpongeBob pries the door open slightly.

- SpongeBob: I no longer trust anyone after what Plankton did.

SpongeBob dramatically leaves the sight of the camera, as Sora suddenly gets punched in the back of the head by a man in a black coat.

- ?: Who the fuck are you?

- Sora: W-What?

- ?: I do not recognize you... you aren't SpongeBob's friend. Which means you must be my enemy.

Sora engages in a battle with the mysterious man in a black coat, but he is way too powerful. Sora tries to escape the fight, but he is caught by the man.

- ?: Again... who are you?

Sora tries to go for his Keyblade, but the mysterious man is able to take it. "He must have the power of the Keyblade as well..." Sora thinks to himself.

- Sora: I'm Sora, a Guardian of Light, and Lord of 10 Donalds.

- ?: Why are you here...

Sora explains everything so far to the mysterious man, which makes him let go of Sora. Sora then catches his breath as he ended up explaining his entire life's story and it was a long ass explanation.

- ?: Well then... I will help you, but we should wait for the others.

During the wait, Sora asks who the mysterious man is.

- ?: I am nobody... Just a harbringer.

Sora had no idea what he meant, but figured he will eventually get an answer later. After what felt like an hour of waiting, SpongeBob and three others exit the pineapple house.

- Sora: Sorry I fought one of your friends...

- SpongeBob: It's okay, I was about to fight you anyways.

- Sora: So... who exactly are you.

The mysterious man in the coat introduces Sora to the group.

- Caretaker: I am the Caretaker... the current Master of the Bikini Rebellion. The skeletal woman in the black dress is Gloom, next to her is our three-eyed friend Septima, and lastly...

Sora gazes at the taller man, wearing black leather gloves and a long, torn red coat. The man seems to have went through many journeys. On his hip is a foreign device.

- Ebon: I am Master Ebon.

- Sora: Master... Ebon? But didn't the Caretaker just say that he's the Master?

- SpongeBob: Well Sora... Master Ebon is a different kind of master. His title was gained from a far away galaxy, and he taught me the art of CBT.

- Ebon: That is correct... and let me tell you, it has turned him into an abominable heretic. He hasn't been able to control his power, and thus I cannot call him a true master.

- Sora: So... if you're not the real Master, then, who exactly are you?

- Ebon: A gentleman, it is very obvious by looking at my clothing.

Sora looks at SpongeBob in a questioning way, as if to ask why there are four other, very strange humans, in Bikini Bottom.

- SpongeBob: They are warriors, brought here by some sort of external force. Each of them has lived crazy lives...

SpongeBob briefly looks at Sora, and wonders if he too was a chosen warrior brought to save Bikini Bottom.

- SpongeBob: Well... if you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

- Sora: You mentioned someone named... Plankton? What exactly did he do?

- SpongeBob: Plankton was under the control of darkness, and I had to kill him. In his dying breaths he told me that I shouldn't trust anyone... not even Patrick. He told me he wanted to go back home. I believe he meant he wanted Bikini Bottom to be normal again...

SpongeBob sighs and takes something out of his pocket, a dark red stone, shaped like a celtic knot, attached to a ruby-chained necklace.

- SpongeBob: He also told me we need to return this, before the darkness can leave.

After the explanations, SpongeBob suddenly notices two other heroes are still missing.

- SpongeBob: I wonder where Tom and Dick are...

- Sora: Who are those two?

- SpongeBob: Oh, they are also my friends, they will probably arrive soon.

- ?: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Confused, Sora looks over to the side, and notices a short fat man and a tall muscular man approaching.

- Sora: Are they Tom and Dick?

- SpongeBob: Yes.

Tom and Dick begin to dance in a very homoerotic way, and Sora feels like he shouldn't be watching, so he shuts his eyes.

- Dick: That's cute, you're trying to look sexy.

Sora blushes extremely from the complement, as the two finally approach the group.

- Tom: Hello new person, I am Professor Tom, open your eyes.

Sora peeks in front of him, only to see the two men, in childish costumes, continuing their dance.

- Sora: SpongeBob... what the fuck is going on?

- SpongeBob: That's The Professor, Tom,a nd his accountant Dick. They are two bards, and can be a bit annoying. The Caretaker picked them up after they lived a life of robbing unsuspecting people.

- Sora: That sounds morally reprehensible.

- SpongeBob: Yes. Yes it is.

Sora realizes he still has some munny, and spots a local convenience store.

- Sora: Just a sec.

Sora walks away from the house and into the parking lot for the convenience stoew. Suddenly, someone starts to rush towards him.

- Sora: Riku...? Is that you?

The man approaches Sora, grabbing him by the shoulder.

- ?: Hey man, got some pills on you?

- Sora: W-What?

- ?: Some drugs man! I can smell them on you!

- Sora: How the hell did you know that?!

Sora inspects the man. He has silver hair, a scar running down his face, a coat mad eof multiple different colours of patchwork, and a very large screw sticking out of his head.

- Sora: S-Sure, I have a few...

The man rips Sora's perscription pills out of his pocket and stuffs half of the bottle into his own coat pocket.

- ?: Thanks man, you're a lifesaver.

- Sora: W-Who are you...?

- ?: You're asking for my name? Oh shit you're a rat... sorry to do this, but I don't know you.

The man oulls out a knife and slits Sora's throat open.

- ?: S-Sorry man.

Sora holds the wound and runs away from the store, back towards SpongeBob's house. Sora enters the house this time, and realises how dark it is. He casts Curaga on his throat to heal the wound.

- Sora: Why is it... so dark?

SpongeBob appears, beckoing Sora to follow him. Sora tries to follow SpongeBob through the dark corridors of his house, entering some sort of computer room.

- SpongeBob: Your weird behaviour made the Caretaker suspicious of you. Someone like you, a land dweller, appearing within Bikini Bottom, and being able to breathe. It isn't normal. You must be a chosen hero, just like my friends. So I'm going to help you obtain some hidden, unknown memories. But you might not like what you find.

Sora has slight PTSD of Chain of Memories, but decides to agree to SpongeBob's memory unlocking process. During the process, Sora has multiple flash backs to his past, including scenes of Kairi, and Riku. After a few hours, the memory unlocking process is complete. Sora wakes up, and notices SpongeBob with a bunch of flash drives.

- SpongeBob: The Professor's memory cards... it's time to create yours.

- Sora: Do you... have your future memories unlocked too?

- SpongeBob: Yeah. A few.

SpongeBob finishes loading up Sora's flash drive and hands him it. Sora then plugs it into the computer, which shows him various images of yet-to-be-experienced fated memories. While observing the images, he notices various events, such as Namine in a red hoodie, Riku in a strange office, a group of various shillouettes, and a broken bridge.

- Sora: This bridge doesn't seem to be underwater... do you know what it is?

- SpongeBob: Fuck... the same bridge. No, I don't remember.

SpongeBob suddenly looks upset.

- Sora: I'm sorry...

- SpongeBob: No, it's alright.

Sora notices another image, which has Namine, a fishfolk of some kind, and a man in a black coat, in front of a castle.

- Sora: I think I have to find this bridge... Do you want to tag along SpongeBob?

- SpongeBob: Not yet. Go on without me.

Sora leaves the area in search for the bridge. He walks around for a long time, so much so, he entered a strange area, far away from the main city. As night begins to fall, it begins to rain. Sora notices some sort of ghostly figure, and draws out his Keyblade. The figure disappears, and Sora opens a nearby chest, which contains an object made of solid dakrness. Sora then finds a level, which makes a platform appear. He rides the platform up, leading him to a strange door. Sora enters the door, only to arrive in an empty hallway.

- Sora: What is going on...

Sora goes through the other door ahead of him, inside the room is a closet with a black coat. Sora puts the coat on, and then enters another room. This other room is freezing cold, and completely dark. The door behind Sora locked, and the only way out is a window. Thunder can also be heard in the distance.

- Sora: I only have one option...

Sora jumps out the window, landing in a garden below, dodge rolling a lightning bolt. Sora thens tands, as he hears a female voice nearby.

- Sora: Kairi?

- Kairi: Yeah, it's me. Hello Sora.

- Sora: Kairi! W-Where's Riku?

- Kairi: Oh... uh, can we sit for a bit?

Sora sits down with Kairi, as they watch the thunderstorm.

- Sora: So... Kairi, why do you look so sad?

Kairi looks at the ground.

- Kairi: I... don't remember how I got here.

- Sora: What do you mean?

Kairi doesn't reply, and the storm begins to worsen.

- Sora: Okay... well, do you know where Riku is?

- Kairi: Yeah... he's in the basement.

- Sora: The... basement? What is he doing?

- Kairi: He's doing fine... I think he's just meditating or something...

- Sora: What about Namine... do you know where she is?

Kairi nods her head, and exits the garden. Sora follows her to the basement to see Riku. They walk downstairs, into a very dark room, where Sora can feel some sort of, aura, around Riku.

- Sora: Riku?

- Riku: Huh? Wha?

Sora goes to hug Riku, and is happy that Riku and Kairi are both there, and alive. Sora then explains to Riku how he got here, and gives him his flash drive.

- Riku: What... is this?

- Sora: It's a flash drive with yet-to-be-seen memories on it. It has clues towards the future, and you can view them by plugging it into a computer!"

Riku gazes at the drive for a while. "Interesting..." he thinks to himself. He gets up and plugs it into his own computer and waits, but it doesn't work.

- Sora: Oh yeah, I believe my friend SpongeBob said it only works on Tom's computer. We'll have to go to his home.

- Riku: What? Who?

Sora scoffs, and takes Riku and Kairi along with him to SpongeBob's house, grabbing both of their hands. Eventually, they all arrive in SpongeBob's basement, after a few hours.

- Sora: This is my new friend, SpongeBob!

Riku looks around nervously, gazing at the computer.

- Kairi: Who's SpongeBob?

- Sora: Why, he's only the most ass-kickingest dude you'll ever meet! SpongeBob, say hello to Riku and Kairi.

SpongeBob slowly gets out of his gamer chair and greets Riku and Kairi.

- SpongeBob: Ah, Sora's friends. How are you guys doing?

- Riku: Fine.

- SpongeBob: That's good. Would you like to look around the house?

After a short tour of SpongeBob's base, Riku convinces the trio to exit the building and rest on a bench

- Riku: Hey Kairi, can you stay around here for me?

- Kairi: Yeah sure.

Kairi enters the base again.

- Riku: So what's next?

- Sora: I'm sitll wondering, why we left the base?

- Riku: Uh, I told you, I talked to SpongeBob about letting us catch a break outside.

- Sora: Oh, yeah.

Sora stands up and chuckles, dragging Riku into taking a selfie in front of SpongeBob's house on his Gummiphone.

- Riku: Cool, uh, can we get out of here?

- Sora: Sure.

Sora and Riku leave the premises of the nieghtbourhood and enter the city park. There, they encounter a strange pink starfish sitting on the park bench.

- Pinkie: Hello! I'm Pinkie Star.

- Sora: Pinkie...?

- Riku: Do you know where Patrick is?

- Pinkie: Oh, he is not around anymore... He left me a long time ago. I only come here at night, so I thought you were him. I guess not.

Riku draws Soul Eater and aims at Pinkie.

- Riku: Sora. I can sense the darkness within her. Her scent is very strong.

- Pinkie: My "scent" is strong? Geez, I didn't realize you don't talk to many people.

Riku, offended, kills Pinkie on the spot, crushing her heart with Soul Eater and her face with his fist. He then whips his dick out of his pants and pisses on Pinkie's dead body.

- Sora: W-What the fuck are you doing?

- Riku: The bitch talked shit about me.

Riku begins to walk away, without even putting his dick back in his pants, as Sora follows.

- Sora: C-Come on Riku, let's just go back to SpongeBob's home.

- Riku: No.

Riku walks into the main town with Sora, and notices cops patrolling around and beating the shit out of Heartless. "Shit... I ought to be careful" Riku whispers to himself.

- Riku: Sora, let's split up.

Sora nods, and walks away to another side of town. He walks the path of least resistance, and turns down a side street. There, he encounters a man with a pistol in his backyard. Sora panics, and tries to shoot Fire out of his Keyblade. The man dodges it, and jumps back.

- ?: Who in the fuck are you?

Sora observes the man, noticing his fair blue skin, simplistic brown shirt with the nametag "Squidward", backwards baseball cap, and black scruffy unshaved beard.

- Sora: I-I'm an ally of Riku!

- Squidward: You shouldn't have partnered up with him. He is the main cause of this problem...

Sora, confused and feeling threatened, tries to slice Squidward in half with the Keyblade, but squidward dodges, and throws Sora to the ground.

- Sora: What do you mean... problem?

- Squidward: Riku is planning to take over this world. The whole town is under his spell of darkness. I'm unsure how he controls it, but I'm glad someone like you, with a heart full of light, showed up.

Squidward sheathes his gun in its holster, and offers Sora help up, which Sora accepts.

- Squidward: Due to your strange appearance, I am assuming you are one of those "chosen warriors". Does that mean you have met SpongeBob?

- Sora: Yea, I have! Do you know SpongeBob?

- Squidward: You could say he's an old pal of mine... Has he told you about the Krusty Krab?

- Sora: I don't think so...

- Squidward: We used to work there, he and I, until Riku came and killed our boss, Mr. Krabs, and took over the establishment for himself. Since then, it has been his base of operations. So much darkness radiates from that building.

- Sora: If that's so... then, can you take me there?

- Squidward: Alone? Who knows how many Heartless are swarming inside of there?

- Sora: It's fine. I've fought many Heartless before. I just need to talk to Riku.

Squidward sighs, readying his pistol.

- Sqquidward: Alright. Sure.

- Sora: Thanks Squidward.

- Squidward: You're welcome... friend.

Sora and Squidward approach the Krusty Krab, which is cracked, and oozing out darkness. The two look around, to see if anyone is watching them, but aside from a few unobservant Heartless, they see no one. They walk inside of the building, which has a few Heartless within. Sora and Squidward engage in a battle against the Heartless.

After slaughtering the various Heartless goons, Squidward stays behind to fend off any more Heartless as Sora rushes into the storage chamber, where he spots Riku sitting in a chair beside an empty cell.

- Sora: Riku, what the hell is going on?

- Riku: Planning our next world domination.

- Sora: What...? What happened to you?

- Riku: I tried to take over our world once before. But I was stopped by you.

Sora notices that Riku's voice is deeper, almost like, Ansem's.

- Riku: I then tried to escape to a world where you wouldn't reach. A world I could easily corrupt to darkness. But of course, you have been brought here...

Riku smirks, looking at Sora.

- Riku: But that's right... you aren't the real Sora. The real Sora died a year ago... I can see through your guise. You're... the other...

- Sora: What? What do you mean, other?

- Riku: Perhaps I will explain more... once I can obtain the world domination I talked about. And thanks to this flash drive you gave me... it will be much easier to do.

Enraged, Riku suddenly surprise attacks Sora from behind, he then steals Sora's Keyblade and throws it into a far corner. Sora is choked by Riku, and struggles in his grip, unable to escape.

- Sora: Why... do you need World Domination?

Sora manages to summon his Keyblade back and strikes against Riku. Riku does a backwards somersault, grabbing the chandelier and throwing it at Sora. Sora deflects it and grapples Riku, causing both of them to fall out of the storage chamber. They continue their fight, and Riku knocks Sora over again.

- Riku: This is where your journey ends, fake!

As Riku begins to plunge Soul Eater into Sora's heart, until he is suddenly shot in the back by Squidward's pistol, causing him to fly into a table. Squidward then runs over to Sora.

- Squidward: Are you okay?

Sora nods, then looks over to Riku. Riku stands up weakly, groaning in pain. Riku begins to limp out of the Krusty Krab, coughing up blood. Sora looks at him with dread, knowing what is about to happen. Sora quickly tries to hold Riku, but he is too late, as Squidward shoots Riku once more with his gun. Riku falls to the gorund, looking up at Sora. But his look is no longer of malice or anger, it is of fear, and uncertainty. Sora tries to hold his friend, but Riku dies in his arms.

- Sora: Why did Riku turn to darkness again... Why did he look... so afraid...

Squidward puts his hand on Sora's shoulder.

- Squidward: Come on Sora. We need to report back to SpongeBob...

Squidward grabs the flash drive from Riku's pocket, and escorts Sora back to SpongeBob's house. The words Riku said echoed in Sora's mind. Why did he call him fake? Why did he say "the real Sora" died a year ago? Was it even the real Riku? Sora had no idea what any of this meant, and decided to rest as soon as he got SpongeBob's house.

===END OF EPISODE 1===