The Fairy Tail guild hall was running on a normal basis, with some mages drinking away and many others just hanging out with their friends.

Natsu, Happy and Juno were snickering quietly as they tiptoed over to Laxus's table on the second floor, where they spotted him with his legs crossed over on the table. He was snoozing in his chair, with his Sound Pod headphones plugged in his ears to tune out the world with his music.

The trio held out three markers: red, blue and black; and they were ready to carry out their practical joke. It was their plan to get back at him for electrifying them with his Lightning Magic. They were left fried to a crisp as a result for charging recklessly at him, and they were ignoring Lucy and Ariella's warnings not to go after him. In fact, they fell on deaf ears since they were too obstinate to listen to them and all they cared about was trying to challenge him to a two-against-one showdown.

Natsu went first, aiming the red marker at the S-Class Mage's left cheek. He scribbled 'Laxus Sucks!' on there, causing Juno to snicker once more.

When he was done, Natsu backed away and was pleased with his work, even if he and the other two would end up in trouble. Then again, it was how they would make him pay for zapping them!

"Quick. Write 'S-Class Loser' on his forehead," he whispered to Juno.

"That's what I was gonna do," she replied, smirking deviously.

Juno aimed the black marker at Laxus's forehead and scribbled 'S-Class Loser' directly across it, making her and Natsu burst into quiet snickers.

"Ohh, that's perfect!" the Fire Dragon Slayer said, in between his snickering.

He glanced over at Happy and whispered to the blue cat:

"Now it's your turn, Happy."

"Aye," Happy replied, nodding to him. He spread out his white wings and fluttered over to Laxus's right cheek with the blue marker in his paw.

However, as soon as he aimed the tip of the marker, he suddenly paused due to being unsure of what he would scribble on.

"What should I draw or write?" he asked them.

"Do whatever you want, buddy," Natsu answered him.

"And make it fast, before Thunder-Brains wakes up," Juno added.

Happy was thinking over as fast as he could, and it only took ten seconds for him to finally come up with an idea. A light bulb lit up above his head, indicating that he was ready to speak up.

"You know what…? I'll draw a fish, since that's the only thing on my mind right now," he said. "And just drawing one is gonna make me hungry."

Without any further ado, Happy scribbled a crudely-drawn fish onto Laxus's right cheek, with a mischievous smile on his face. It took him merely five seconds to complete it, and the moment he backed away, all three began snickering altogether as they scurried down the stairs back to their table. They were anticipating the look on Laxus's face when he would wake up to discover the doodles on his face, as the Lightning Dragon Slayer continued his nap…

Unfortunately, Laxus had woken up about twenty minutes later and the entire guild had spotted the doodles almost immediately when he came downstairs. His ears could pick up snickers coming from them, just like a radar would to incoming air traffic.

"What?" he questioned, raising an eyebrow. "What do you think is so funny?"

"Umm, I think they're snickering at your face, Sparky," Cana teased.

As soon as he was given a handheld mirror by Mirajane, Laxus' eyes widened in shock at the sight of his reflection. The insulting doodles of him were displeasing to him, and he didn't realize he had just been used as their canvas during his nap!

"THE HELL!?" he roared, as the whole guild burst into loud laughter that rang throughout the hall.

Natsu and Juno gave one another a high five, pleased that their prank had worked well. Happy was rolling on the floor, as he had just joined in the choir of laughter.

However, the thunderous slamming of hands onto their table made Juno and Natsu jolt, and Happy paused his laughter as the three glanced up at a simmering Laxus. He snarled crossly at the trio, steam rising out of his head and his face red as an apple.

"Oh, hey, Laxus," Natsu said to him, grinning apprehensively. "Did you have a good nap?"

He did indeed have a restful nap, alright, but waking up to the sight of being laughed at by the guild was what he didn't expect. Now the Lightning Dragon Slayer would be ready to unleash his wrath upon the three troublemakers as his shadow engulfed them. All Natsu, Juno and Happy could do is embrace one another and tremble with fear as they continued to stare at the wrathful Laxus.

The End