"Sure, we can arrange that." the lady at the end of the receiver said as she took her hands off the keyboard.

"Really? Thanks." All Might replied, relief clear in his tone. Aizawa (Eraser Head) gave the decayed skeleton a look as he walked into the teachers lounge. All Might hung up the phone and turned to Aizawa.

"What are you doing?" Aizawa asked as he sat in front of his computer.

"Just being a—" All Might changed into his muscle form, "plus ultra teacher!"

Aizawa rolled his eyes and proceeded to grade his students' tests as All Might coughed up some blood and returned into his normal form.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I was only gone a second and there's blood on the floor." Present Mic exclaimed. Aizawa groaned.

"You didn't miss too much, Present Mic." Cementoss chimed, spinning in his chair to face the fellow hero.

"Guess I'll have to liven things up, then!" Present Mic announced. Ectoplasm and Cementoss groaned as Midnight chuckled in amusement, Thirteen sighing at the announcement.

Ten minutes later…

"THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!" Present Mic screamed from the depths of his soul, enough to startle the children in dorms who were miles away from the main campus. ("What the heck is that?" "Is someone calling for help?" "Is that what death sounds like?" "EVERYBODY SHUT UP!") Aizawa had already left the conversation-turned- karaoke-session and All Might was simply watching out of amusement. Midnight's karaoke turn had been the most ironic seeing as she sounded like Christina Aguilera. (Christina has some nasty songs, and Midnight is the R-Rated Hero.) Cementoss turned out to be a beautiful blues singer, Ectoplasm was the lead singer of the *NSYNC, Thirteen was actually Carrie Underwood and Aizawa unfortunately left before it could start. All Might had yet to try, but he was glad he didn't. He didn't need his darkest secret to be revealed. Oh, and in case you're curious, Present Mic's voice is so beautiful your ears will bleed.

"Come on, All Might!" Midnight encouraged. "You should give it a shot."

"No, I'm good." All Might implored, taking a step back with his hands up.

"Come on! Don't keep the listeners waiting! Everyone wants to hear the number one hero sing!"

"No, I'm alright over here." All Might said, sitting down in a chair in the lounge.

"I must admit, the thought of hearing your singing voice is intriguing." Cementoss admitted, sitting with his arms crossed.

"Yes, I must admit it does me too." Ectoplasm agreed, looking at All Might who was now nervously sitting in a chair.

"He doesn't have to if he doesn't want to, guys." Thirteen stated, trying to help All Might.

"What Thirteen said!" All Might chimed.

"Come on, All Might." Midnight said as she leaned down to him, putting her face right in front of his. "Don't be a little girl, All Might. Women like me don't like little girls."

All Might chuckled nervously, very much flustered. Midnight stood upright after a moment, the "little girl" visibly relaxing.

"Sing, baby, sing!" Present Mic said as he stood All Might up, grabbed the microphone, and shoved it in his hands. He then chose Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".

"No, no, no, no, no, no…" All Might mumbled worriedly as the music started playing, all eyes on him.

"Come on!" Midnight yelled, smiling.

"Guys, you shouldn't do this to him…" Thirteen told.

"All our listeners are waiting, All Might!" Present Mic yelled, striking a pose. "Start singing!"

All Might began to sing. His voice sounded like nails being drawn down a chalkboard mixed with the roar of a sleepless dragon, along with a baby's high-pitched cry all mixed into one melody to create a horrid sound that shook the very foundations of UA.

He finished the song, thankfully. "That…was…" Present Mic mumbled.

"It wasn't what we expected! Always full of surprises, All Might!" Thirteen said optimistically.

"That was horrid. Not a ladies man at all, All Might."

"I just want you to know…" All Might said, head down so you couldn't see his face. "You asked for it!" he looked up at his faculty members, doubled over laughing.

"W-what?"

"You did that on purpose!"

"We're in for a plot twist, listeners! Stay tuned for more!"

"Of course I know how bad my singing is!" All Might laughed, "Why do you think I always turned down singing the Star Spangled Banner at American football games? I have to admit, the looks on your faces were priceless."

"We won't tell anyone." Thirteen assured, "Although, it is a little disappointing that the number one hero can't sing."

"Yes, I have to admit I'm feeling a little deflated now." Ectoplasm said as he sipped his tea.

"Sorry for disappointing." All Might chuckled before checking the time. "I have to go! Bye, guys!"

"Bye."

"Until next time!"

"This is the end of the show, listeners! See you later!"