Chapter 1: A brand new world

Hey guys/girls/others, it's been a while. As promised, I'm making another South Park prequel fanfic, except this one takes place in the new timeline. I decided to do this because I want to make good use of the universe I'm making, which includes making fanfics of other franchises besides the one I started with. Anyways, before the events of this chapter, Hector and Emily (my OCs) traveled to modern day South Park, and used magic jelly beans (which are color coded to avoid confusion) to turn into humans (because they are smurfs, which I don't own). With that out of the way, I'm throwing out the usual disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they are my OCs. Samantha Himitsu appears courtesy of Modestneko. Anyways, enjoy.

It was a nice, sunny, and mostly snowy day in South Park. In fact, the town is always covered in snow (unless it's July), but everyone likes it. Which brings us to two kids near the frozen lake.

"Wow, this mountain town is really snowy," said Hector (you all know what he wears in this world). He and his girlfriend, Emily, decided to visit the modern world of their universe, after Hector's parents made smurf-portation crystals and magic jelly beans so they could blend in with the humans.

"Yeah, but I don't know if this town is safe," said Emily, who was nervous about entering the modern world (you all know what she wears in this world). She told her parents she was hanging out with a friend, but this isn't what she had in mind. "Do you have the checklist?"

"Sure do." He took out a checklist. "The first thing to do is make some friends." He and Emily looked around, until they found a kid with a puffball haircut, to which they walked up to him.

"Hi," said Emily, which caught the kid's attention.

"Oh, hi. My name is Butters, what are your names?" asked Butters.

"I'm Hector, and this is Emily, my girlfriend," said Hector. "We're visiting from Belgium."

"Wow, that sure sounds neat-o," said Butters, who was impressed with the duo's country of origin. "Say, do you fellas wanna come meet my friends?"

"Sure, we were thinking of making new friends anyway," said Emily.

Butters then led the duo to Eric Cartman's house, where he knocked on the door, to which Cartman answered. "Hey Eric, I met these new kids today, and I was wondering if they could hang out with us," said Butters.

"Well, I guess we could use more friends in our group," said Cartman. He then let the duo, and Butters, into his house. "These are my friends, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny."

"Hey, who are these kids?" asked Kyle.

"First off, fuck you, kosher boy. And second, this is Hector and Emily," said Cartman, being a dick to Kyle as usual. He then faced the duo. "Don't mind him, he's a Jew."

"Wow, I've never seen a Jew up close before. Back in Belgium, it's mostly Christians, so nobody gets beat up on Christmas," explained Hector, which really pissed off Kyle.

"What do you mean nobody gets beat up on Christmas?" asked Kyle.

"He means that Jews are evil because they killed our lord," said Emily. "Don't take it personally, it's mostly because your kind is greedy."

"Uh oh, now you've done it," said Stan, as Kyle got up from the couch they were sitting on.

"At least my people don't argue over which language we should use," said an angry Kyle, to which Hector punched him in the nose.

"Don't you fucking dare mock our choice of language!" exclaimed Hector, as he started kicking Kyle repeatedly until the jew started crying. Kyle then got up, and ran home crying.

"(Wow, not even Cartman had the balls to do that)," said Kenny, in his muffled voice.

"It's official, you two are part of our squad," said Cartman, causing the duo to high five.

One week later…

It's been a week since Hector and Emily became part of the squad, and so far they were enjoying it. The kids of South Park quickly became their friends, and all the adults knew them pretty well.

Which brings us to now, where Hector and Emily were looking at an Xbox series X through a window.

"Wow, have you ever seen anything more beautiful than that?" asked Emily.

"Of course, you visit me every month," said Hector, causing Emily to blush. "If only we had the money to buy an Xbox." Just then, Bebe and Wendy (who are now friends of the duo) walked up to them.

"Hey you two, what are you looking at?" asked Wendy.

"We're looking at the Xbox series X," said Emily. "We want one so we can share it, but we don't have enough money to buy it."

"Well, I could buy it for you," Wendy suggested.

"You'd do that for us?" asked Hector.

"Of course she would, that's what friends do," said Bebe. "Besides, her parents have good paying jobs, so she can skip donating to charity for once."

"Thanks," said Emily, followed by her hugging Wendy.

The next day…

"Holy shit, I can't believe Wendy got you an Xbox," said Stan, in shock. Stan lets Hector and Emily stay in his house whenever they visit South Park. It may be a dumb weed farm, but it's still a nice place.

"I know, I'm surprised she could afford it," said Emily, as she took the Xbox out of the box. She then looked for the disc player, but couldn't find it. "Hey, there's no disc player. Hector, check the box to look for any details."

"On it," said Hector, to which he checked the box. He then saw that this Xbox was the digital edition. "What the fuck?! Wendy went cheap on us! She bought us the digital edition."

"Calm down Hector, it's just an Xbox," said Stan.

"It would've been our first Xbox, and she dishonored her promise by getting us the digital edition!" said Hector, in anger.

"Relax, just take your anger out on that sketchbook Stan gave you," said Emily, to which Hector did.

The next day…

The kids were all going to school, and Wendy in particular was in for a surprise. Once the kids went to lunch, Hector and Emily sat with the girls at their table.

"Hello ladies, wonderful day isn't it," said Hector, as he began to eat his chili dog.

"Yeah, but for some reason my parents weren't home, the only thing that was in the kitchen was my lunch," said Wendy, as she began eating her chili. She then noticed her chili was a little crunchy.

"Did you notice anything else?" asked Emily, getting a little suspicious.

"Well, I heard someone get murdered last night, but then I remembered that this is South Park, so I just continued sleeping," said Wendy.

"That's pretty dark, funny, but dark," said Nichole.

"Which reminds me, check your chili, Wendy," said Hector, to which Wendy did.

Wendy found a finger with a wedding ring. "This must be Cartman's chili made of Scott Tenerman's parents," said Wendy. She then double-checked the wedding ring, and realized that it was her mom's wedding ring. "Oh My God! This is my mom's wedding ring." She then threw up all over Bebe.

"Ewww, who would do such a thing," said Samantha Himitsu, as she gave Bebe some napkins.

"Maybe if Wendy didn't get me and Emily a digital edition Xbox, then her parents would still be alive," said Hector. Once he said that, Wendy burst into tears and everyone in the cafeteria gasped in shock. "What?! Nobody cared when Cartman killed Scott Tenerman's parents!"

"Yeah, because I killed them after I got conned out of my money," said Cartman.

"Well, either way, I regret nothing," said Hector. He then faced Wendy. "Now buy us the disc edition Xbox, or else all of your friends will be fed to you in the form of chili!"

"Okay, I'll get it for you," sobbed Wendy, as she wiped away her tears.

The next day…

"Man, I can't believe all I had to do to get an Xbox was kill Wendy's parents," said Hector, as he and Emily played Halo on their new Xbox series X disc edition.

"I still can't believe you actually managed to pull it off," said Emily.

"And since Wendy doesn't have any lawyers, she can't press charges," said Hector, while smiling. "I think I'm gonna like it in this town." He then winked at you, the readers.

I'm sorry it took so long for this to be released, I had a bad case of writer's block and I had to deal with school. Also, I wanted to establish that you shouldn't mess with Hector because he can do unexpected things. Anyways, I'll see you all next time.