Chapter 5: The grand finale (for now)
Disclaimer: I do not own South Park or its characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they are my OCs. Samantha Himitsu appears courtesy of Modestneko. I also do not own the song and lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. Anyways, enjoy.
4 (human) years later…
It's been a few years since Kyle was defeated, and everyone acted like it never happened… because nobody cared about Kyle. All they could remember was those annoying speeches he gave that made everyone want to shoot him. But ever since the Freedom Pals killed him all those years ago, everything was back to normal… or so we thought.
At the remains of what was left of Kyle's house, Gerald Broflovski (Kyle's dad) was doing all he can to bring his son back to life. He spent four years thinking of ways to revive his deceased son, making him more of a broken man than he already was after his wife killed herself after finding out Kyle would remain ugly forever.
"Don't worry, Kyle. You'll be born again after today," said Gerald, as he put the lifeless body of Kyle into a Darth Vader-like suit.
Kyle then woke up, the suit had brought him back to life. "Dad, where am I? What year is this?" asked Kyle, in a robotic voice the suit gave him.
"I'm afraid you've been dead for about four years, but I've brought you back to life with the technology I had left," said Gerald. Kyle looked around the ruins of what was once his house.
"Mom? Ike? Where are they?!" asked Kyle, who started to get worried.
Gerald looked down in sadness. "They're gone," he said. "Your mother shot herself after you were checked into the hospital, and Ike went back to his biological parents shortly after. I didn't want to lose the last bit of family I had left."
"Don't worry, Dad. I will avenge, Mom," said Kyle, followed by him walking out the front door. "Watch out, Hector. Your worst enemy is back."
Meanwhile, at Stan's house…
Stan and Samantha (who are now dating) were waiting for Hector and Emily's annual visit to South Park, which the duo (Hector and Emily) have been doing ever since they graduated elementary school.
"I wonder what's taking them so long?" asked Samantha, who was starting to get concerned.
"Don't worry, babe, they should be here by now," said Stan. And, sure enough, Hector and Emily knocked on the door. "See, I told you." He then opened the door, where they were greeted by Hector and Emily.
"Hey guys, long time no see," said Emily, to which she and Samantha hugged each other. "So, how's the relationship thing going?"
"It's going great, but somebody keeps screaming at the sight of my toy snakes," said Samantha.
"Stan, I thought you got over your fear of snakes?" asked Hector.
"No, what I said was that I wasn't afraid of toy snakes anymore. I just confuse them for a real snake from time to time," said Stan. He then heard something from behind Hector and Emily. "Hey, who the hell is that?"
The menacing figure revealed himself to be… Kyle, unsurprisingly. "Stan, Samantha, Emily, and Hector, I haven't seen you guys in years," said Kyle, as he put on his Darth Vader-like mask.
"Kyle?! But that's impossible! I killed you!" said Hector, as everyone stared at Kyle in shock.
"Yeah, but my dad revived me with his technology," said Kyle, causing everyone to chuckle. "Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?"
"Well for starters, your dad's a broken man, and you're poorer than Kenny," said Hector, causing everyone except Kyle to laugh. "Besides, your dad is just as retarted as any other adult in this town."
"Fuck you, Hector!" exclaimed Kyle, in anger. "Once I'm finished with you, nobody will have a reason to ignore me."
"You'll have to catch me first. Dragon Up!" said Hector, to which he turned into his dragon form. He then put Stan, Samantha, and Emily on his back. "Later, kosher boy!"
"Son of a bitch!" said Kyle, as Hector flew off into town.
At Wendy's house…
Once the group was at Wendy's house, Hector turned back into a human. He then knocked on the front door, to which Wendy and Bebe answered.
"Hector, Emily, long time no see," said Wendy, before she noticed their serious expressions. "What's wrong?"
"Kyle's back, and he's more powerful than ever," said Emily. "We barely escaped. We need to assemble the Freedom Pals."
"But, Emily, the Freedom Pals haven't had a battle since Kyle's defeat all those years ago," said Bebe. She was a little happy Kyle was back because she missed him, but she also knew he had a ton of evil in him.
"We should at least try to reassemble the team," said Emily. "Without them, Kyle will kill all of us and everyone we care about."
Wendy and Bebe hesitated, but then realized they may not have a choice. Wendy picked up her phone, and made some quick calls, while everyone changed into their hero suits.
5 minutes later…
All of the Freedom Pals (including Bebe, who was now Yellow Stinger, a bee themed hero) were at Wendy's house, wondering what the long awaited emergency was.
"Greetings, fellow Freedom Pals," began Call Girl, standing on a short pedestal. "It has been a long time since we fought as a team, but now the wait is over. Our former friend, Kyle, has come back from hell to get his revenge on us." Everyone gasped.
"Don't worry, I have a plan," continued Call Girl. She then pulled out a marker board with the plan drawn on it with stick figures. "If we all work as a team, then we can kill Kyle once and for all."
"But how are we gonna make sure he stays dead this time?" asked Captain Diabetes.
"For once, I agree with Captain Diabetes. Last time we killed Kyle, his broken-man father began bringing him back to life," said Spider-Kid.
"I know, that's why I made these for you and Spider-Girl," said Call Girl, as she revealed two robotic suits behind her, blue for Hector and purple for Emily (because Emily hates pink). "These suits should be able to put Kyle out of his misery once and for all."
Spider-Kid and Spider-Girl took off their super suits, and put on their new… mega suits. They were now… MegaMan and MegaGirl (the former of which I don't own, the latter of which is an OC unless you count Captain N).
"Wow, these suits fit great. Nice work, Call Girl," said MegaMan, as he admired his surprisingly flexible suit.
"Thanks, MegaMan," said Call Girl, blushing at the comment. "And Emily, since Hector is MegaMan, that makes you MegaGirl."
"Hey, I'll take what I can get," said MegaGirl. "Now let's go kick some kosher ass!"
At the remains of Kyle's house…
Kyle was waiting for the battle to start (like any "normal" villain), when he saw something in the distance. It was the Freedom Pals, and two new additions to the team.
"Hello, Freedom Pussies," said Kyle, being disrespectful. "I see you've added some new robotic members."
"Our names are MegaMan and MegaGirl, no relation!" said MegaMan and MegaGirl, in unison.
"Whatever, I'm still gonna pump you into oblivion," said Kyle, as he charged at them with his rocket boots.
"Freedom Pals, Attack!" shouted Mysterion, to which they did, and the battle was on.
The Freedom Pals each took turns punching Kyle in the face and in the gut, but he always seems to fight back. After about five minutes, the Freedom Pals were getting tired, but Kyle was still standing.
"Shit, he's too strong, we can't kill him!" said Wonder Tweek, who was starting to have a nosebleed.
"I have an idea!" said Yellow Stinger, to which they all began to listen. "I'll use my wings to fly Kyle up in the air, and MegaMan will use his blaster to shoot us. That should get rid of Kyle for good."
"But you'll die with him, and I don't wanna lose you!" said Call Girl. Yellow Stinger put her arm on Call Girl's shoulder.
"I know, but we need Kyle dead," began Yellow Stinger. "Ever since I joined the Freedom Pals, you always told me that I might get hurt. If that means the love of my life dies with me, then I want you to know that you're my best friend, and I love you more than any friend I had in the world." The two gave each other one final hug, followed by Yellow Stinger flying towards Kyle, picking him up, and flying high in the sky.
"Bebe, what the fuck are you doing?!" asked Kyle, as he started squirming.
"Something I should've done a long time ago," said Yellow Stinger, as she braced for impact. MegaMan then closed his eyes, and blasted his blaster at Kyle and Yellow Stinger, causing a big, cinematic explosion.
One week later, at Bebe's funeral…
After the event the town calls "The fall of the Jews", the town gathered together for the heroine that sacrificed herself… Bebe.
The kids, adults, and even Bebe's parents, show up to show respect to her. Even Bebe's relatives showed up once they heard the sad news.
"I can't believe she's really gone," Wendy sobbed, as Hector and Emily did their best to comfort her.
"Don't cry, Wendy. She'll still be with us, in our hearts," said Emily. "Hector, do you have any words to say?"
"Yeah. She truly was a Freedom Pal who had herself a time," said Hector. "After all, nothing is forever, but it's worth every second." That last line made everyone smile, as they knew that even though Bebe was gone, it still feels like she never left.
The End
Cast:
Mario and sonic pals as Stan Marsh, Hector Garcia
Mario and sonic pals' girlfriend as Samantha Himitsu, Emily Meza
Julian Dennison as Eric Cartman
Millie Bobby Brown as Wendy Testaburger
Noah Schnapp as Kenny McCormick
Carson Bolde as Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Caleb McLaughlin as Token Black
Millie Davis as Nichole Daniels
Lewis MacDougall as Clyde Donovan
Sadie Sink as Bebe Stevens
Jaeden Martell as Craig Tucker
Wyatt Oleff as Tweek Tweak
Jacob Sartorius as Scott Mallkinson
and Jack Dylan Grazer as Kyle Broflovski
o/post credit scene/o
At the rubble of where Kyle's body laid, something happened. The suit that was keeping Kyle alive… had back-up energy (shocker), now Kyle was out to kill Hector once and for all. Once he got back on his feet, he saw Hector and Emily… turn into smurfs, and disappeared into a blue cloud. Now he knew something was up.
I know, a bit of a downer ending, but somebody (you know who you are) asked me (in the reviews for once) to kill Bebe. And I want to give you guys/girls/others what you ask for so here you go, I hope you're happy (whoever you are), the death of a minor is on your conscience and the blood is on your keyboard. And yes, I just set up ANOTHER smurfs (don't own that) and South Park crossover, this time set in the new timeline, Anyways, that's all folks… at least, for now.
