Naruto's Hazbin Hotel Adventures

Welcome to another chapter of this story. Now, I will admit, I was not expecting to get as many reviews as I did for the first chapter for this story, as Hazbin Hotel is rather new, and only has one episode, along with one episode of a side story - Helluva Boss. Speaking of which, Helluva Boss is in the same universe and area and time as Hazbin Hotel, so of course it will be in the story as well.

This story will be 'Dark' with the amount of blood, gore and adult themes, however, I will try to lighten it up with the adult humor / normal humor.

Remember, this is Hell, there is no such thing as 'Rules, Morals or Correctness'. So expect underage things to happen, such as Romance and Drinking.

Rated - M for Dark Themes, Adult Themes, Adult Language and Humor, Blood and Gore

Crossover - Naruto x Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss


KuronoDono12: I am glad that you are looking forward to this story and Naruto/Hazbin Hotel x-overs, it has a lot of potential as a crossover. Anko's Demon Form will be revealed this chapter, so, read on. Also, I love the stories you make.

hero of time45: I will try see what I can do with Vaggie, since it is basically confirmed that she is lesbian and doesn't trust men. Charlie is Bi, so it will be easier to work with.

Guest (You know who you are): Bijuu's will be considered as some of the more powerful beings in Hell and had some relationship with Lucifer in the past.

Yano Uzumaki: Thank you for the review. It was very hard for me to write that little segment, as I have been in that situation before, when I was struggling earlier on in the year. I do hope that you are better and are not in that state of mind anymore. Anyway, if it comes to being a Harem, which people are wanting for it to happen, I will just see what happens, if the majority of people want either Charlie or Vaggie to be in the Harem, I will work on it.


Chapter 2 - Pentagram City

The feeling of falling long distances wasn't really in ones bucket list, especially when they were either scared of heights or just didn't like being off the ground itself, however, for Anko and Naruto, who had both recently had a run in with one of the Holy Trinity, and that being the Shinigami, it was miles better to be falling from great distances - despite the tingling and burning sensation ripping through their bodies - then being face to face with the Shinigami.

As it was currently, they could see a bright red filling the area, with many more darker colors flying by, even some oddly shaped signs if they focused through the sheer amount of pain they were feeling. It was so bad that they couldn't even scream or whimper in distress. It felt like their bodies were being ripped apart molecule by molecule and stiched back together, along with burning sensations ripping through their nervous system.

THUD!

THUD!

The sudden impact of the cold, hard ground was powerful enough to kick up a swirl of oddly colored dust particles - purple in color - and formed two oddly shaped, near human craters as it did so. The only difference in one of them was that there were nine tail-like shapes potruding from the body, along with an imprint of ears being on top of the head placement.

"Ouch..." Naruto grumbled out, blinking his eyes a few times and wincing from the pain and trying to hide a grimace on his features as he felt the pain rocket through his body, now it was a combination of slight tingling and bone crunching pain from the fall. He was still surprised he was alive from the fall.

As his vision became clear once more, he was greeted with a deep red sky, one that looked eerily similar to the colour of fresh blood, along with a lighter red something in the sky, it looked to be pointed, but he couldn't see the entire thing from his current position in the ground. Groaning to himself, he heard the muffled murmurs of Anko, as he could easily hear her voice, as they were so used to each other, but he was oddly surprised to hear a slight hiss escaping whenever she pronounced the letter 'S'. He was also surprised that he could seemingly hear better now, however, he chalked it up to the 'bonding' that apparently went on.

Placing his hands at the edges of the crater, finding himself further down than he thought, then it came to him. His hands looked different, in fact, they didn't look like normal hands at all. While they still held resemblance to normal, human hands, they had a certain animal-like quality with the claws extending and digging into the crusty ground, solidifying his grip, he also noticed that his skin colour got tanner, which was odd, considering he was rather pale before he died, and his skin seemed to be nearing a yellowish-orange colour.

Shaking his head from those thoughts, he proceeded to heave himself from the ground, finding that he suddenly had more strength than he thought he did, and managed to fling himself out of the crater he made and flopped onto the ground again, this time, face first. 'Great...' He thought to himself, thanking whatever unholy that Anko didn't see that, he would never be able to live it down.

Once more, and hopefully being the second time lucky, he pushed himself up from having an intimate moment with the ground. As he stood up straighter, he noticed that he had more weight to him, and out of the corner of his eye, he could see nine swishing, fluffy tails, and felt as though something was poking from his lower back region. He also took note of how the tails were the exact same color as his skin, which was a yellowish-orange colour with deep red tips, and they seemed to have a mind on their own and felt like extra limbs, which was somewhat uncomfortable at the moment.

"Well, I was expecting something a lot... worse than this." He spoke out, taking note of how his voice seemed to be more deeper and had a husky quality to it. He tilted his head upwards, and seeing two rather large, yet fluffy ears atop his head, being a lighter shade of yellow with seemingly pinkish-red insides to them. Bringing his clawed hands up to his new appendages on his head, he felt the wierd sensation of pleasure wash over him as he gently scratched at them, causing him to quickly bring his hands away. 'Odd, it seems that I can feel sensations when my ears come into contact with something... I wonder if my tails are the same.'

Shaking his head from those thoughts, he brought his attention to his surroundings once more. Living where he did and how he was treated in Konohagakure left a rather deep sense of paranoia in him, which in turn lead him to develop some spacial awareness, although it seemed to be shot to all living hell down here with all the new sensations coursing through his body.

Seeing that no one was around, from what he could see, he allowed himself to relax slightly, and take in the view of the deep red sky, with a deep red... moon - if he had to guess - that had a rather demonic looking star on it, 'Pentagram, if I remember correctly from that book I found.' He added in, the pentagram on the surface of the moon seemed to be slightly lighter than the deep red sky, even the clouds seemed to be an angry, blood red color or a deep violet color on the angle, and the fact there was a massive pentagram with circles on the outer ring in the sky further solidified where they were.

In Hell. Where in Hell? It was anyone's guess... at least there could be an adventure for this place, it was new to them afterall.

And there was definately going to be no sunshine and rainbows in this place.

"Where are we?" He murmured out, mainly to hear his voice once again, which he was already getting accustomed to and enjoying more than his voice when he was alive, which was scratchy and somewhat girly.

He squinted his eyes as he spotted things in the distance, while it may be blurred, either from the distance they were at compared to the items he saw, or from the air quality and how poor it is. He did see some large grayish-black structures with reflective yellow on them, and those would be the best place to start searching on where they were in Hell, at least it would be shelter of some sort.

"Naruto, a little help here?" The slight hissing voice of Anko broke him out of his little lookout of his surroundings, and he made his way over towards the second human shaped crater, with some difficulty due to the added tail appendages and extra height he seemed to gain.

Naruto took notice how there might not be extra appendages on Anko, as it didn't show in the crater, unlike what his made.

Although, he was a little concerned about the hissing noise that Anko was making, he wasn't sure if that was her doing it on purpose, or if she was injured.

Coming to the edge of the crater, he saw the outstretched hand of Anko, along with the general outline of her body figure within the crater, and seeing nothing too drastic of a change, grabbed her arm and heaved her out of the crater, making sure that he didn't use too much of his newfound strength.

As Anko was pulled up from the crater and he was able to see her body fully, for the first time after the little fiasco with the Shinigami earlier, he had a little bit of trouble finding the differences on Anko, however, once he set a closer eye on some of the details of her, he saw some of the changes that happened, along with one glaringly obvious one.

Anko seemed to have grown an inch or two and seemed much more mature and womanly than she did when she was alive, along with her body gaining more of a tan, leaving her skin to be a rather jealous provoking skin colour of bronze. Her figure didn't seem to change, maybe apart from the small addition to her bust size and firmness, along with maybe extra meat on her hips and thighs. Around her eye sockets and nose, she gained some dark green scales that were highlighted with a lighter green tint to them.

Speaking of her eyes, while her pupil-less brown eyes remained, her sclera, which was white when they were both alive, turned to a vivid, bright yellow, with hints of toxic green around the edges of her pupil-less eyes. It definately added to her deadly factor and added some more exotic factor to her body.

As Naruto's gaze travelled downwards, he saw that along her arm, more scales were shown, being the exact same coloration as the ones around her eye sockets and nose, he also noted that her fingers seemed to have gained some webbing around the base of them. So, he presumed that she took on some features of a snake or reptile, and thus made her a snake demon or lizard demon of sort, while he was a Kyuubi-demon, if his tails were anything to go by.

All in all, she looked rather exotic thanks to these changes, not that he didn't think her body was bad when they were alive, he just thought that this one suited her a little bit more.

"Thanksss." She said, and with that, Naruto gained another piece of evidence of her demon kind, as when she opened her mouth, he saw a rather healthy colored forked tongue that whipped in the air before retracting back in her mouth, along with two large fangs coming down to her lower lip, that were concealed when her mouth was closed. Now that he could hear the voice more clearly, he thought that they voice suited her a lot, it sounded a bit more exotic and cute.

"No problem. So... here we are, in Hell... and it is not as bad as I was expecting." Naruto said, gesturing to his surroundings, causing Anko to follow his gesture and look around for herself, and he saw her eyes widen proportionally, before returning to a near cold and neutral stare.

"Indeed, I thought it would be a bit more... darker and ssshittier." Anko said, her tongue forking out of her mouth as she continued to look around and took a deep breath, taking in the air of the place, which thankfully didn't smell like brimstone or rotten food, which was her hidden fear about the place, "Oh, by the way, I like the change your body went through." She added on as an after thought, looking at Naruto's new body with some glee in her eyes.

Simply rolling his eyes at the way she was taking in his new body, he then noticed that they weren't wearing the most suitable clothing.

Anko was dressed in a simple shirt that looked to be a size too small for her, due to her added height, along with it struggling to contain the extra perkiness to her breasts, so it hitched up, revealing her toned belly to any onlookers and a simple pair of white lace panties that were now smudged gray from the ground they fell in.

He was dressed in the remains of his tattered orange shorts that were significantly darker than his new skin tone, along with tearing due to the added muscle he got from his body, and what appears to be some scraps of cloth around his upper body - which he noticed filled out a bit more - he frowned at that, he needed new clothes, although the priority was definately clothes for her, as they were in Hell and she was a female, and who knows what kind of people... well... demons were in here.

"Well, any idea where we are in Hell?" Anko asked, although with her state of dress, she felt comfortable like this around Naruto, due to him being her friend - even if death - but she was feeling an odd connection to him that she couldn't think why that was the case, however, the thought of another man... demon thing looking at her in this state of dress was enough to send a cold shiver down her spine and a bad taste in her mouth, almost like she ate something rotten.

"Sadly, no, I do not know where we are." Naruto answered the question, taking a brief glance at the form of Anko, who was shivering lightly. He just hoped that she wasn't cold blooded now, that would be something they need to be careful of, "However, in that direction there seem to be some type of shelters, we can check there first." Naruto answered, pointing in the area of the large grayish-black pillars.

Turning around and seeing where he was pointing to, Anko nodded her head, trying to lower her shirt downwards to at least try and cover her scantily clad lower half, with no result, "Naruto." She begun, turning around and looking down towards him, still finding it funny that she was taller than him, "If we sssee a dead body, I am stealing the pants and anything elsse of value."

Instead of looking scandalised from the idea of Anko, Naruto merely nodded his head at that statement. It would be better for Anko to have pants on, no matter what so she didn't feel uncomfortable, along with trying to get something of value so they know where to start in Hell. They knew that there was no such things of rules or morals in Hell, so why bother showing compassion towards the dead... well, double dead anyway.

With that said and done, Anko came in closer to Naruto, nerely snuggling with the smaller boy, and enjoying the warmth that was being emitted from his body.

They needed to make their way towards the large pillars, and hopefully they can scavenge some things to help them along the way.


Coming up to the, what they now know as a town, considering the sign earlier said 'Welcome to Pentagram City', something which both made Anko and Naruto giggle a little at the rather bland name for it, and considering that there was a massive pentagram in the sky, they really would have thought that it would have been named something else.

Oh well, at least it would be easy to remember, and would be considered there home for however long that they survived as demons for.

During the rather large walk, which took them a long time, however, since they didn't know how time worked in Hell or even know of the time they started, they couldn't place the exact time it took them to complete the journey.

Along the way towards the city, they came upon a few dead bodies of demons, some of them looking like they were brutally murdered, from the amount of damage that was done and from how some of them seemed to be missing a couple of limbs, one even was missing a head. So someone was really out for that demon. Making use of what they were planning to do, they did see if they could loot anything of value from the bodies.

It didn't help much, they got a couple of weird green notes, that almost felt like paper in there hands, some of them had the number '1' and others had the number '5' on them. While they didn't know what it was, they took it anyway, since all bodies seemed to carry something like that around, and it may prove useful to have. Another thing was that Anko kept to her word, and stole the pants from one of the rotting corpses, it was also presumably a female demon, as it had a rather bountiful chest and figure of one.

So now, Anko was wearing a pair of jeans that didn't fit her all that well, so she just got the waistband of the pair of jeans and folded it in on itself, making tighter around her waist and keeping it from falling down her body.

"Well... at least they have that in Hell." Anko said, her eyes glued to the massive building that was towering over the nearby ones, along with having bright, LED signs near the top of the building with a rather... erotic billboard, further contrasting the pink and gray colors compared to the red background of the sky.

Following where Anko was looking, a quick blush formed on Naruto's face as he landed on what she was looking at.

The building was a porn building. While Naruto may be young, he grew up in the Red Light District, near the brothels of the area, so of course he knew what the act was, along with the fact that he made a dangerous mistake in asking Anko for why people do it so often to people they don't love, which then resulted in him having all sorts of different explanations, including 'The Talk' when he was just ten years old.

He couldn't look anywhere near Anko or any other woman for a solid week for that, he just became to embarrassed for it.

"Um, Anko, what does that mean, on the clock tower?" Naruto asked, pointing a little further away from the porn studio, where a massive clock tower was situated that showed the time... which they could not read for the life of them, along with having some rather freaky clock hands placed in the middle of yet another pentagram. However, it wasn't the time that intrigued them, it was the fact that it had bright pink writing, saying something about a 'Next Cleanse' and under in the small squares underneath, the number '004' was displayed proudly.

Squinting her eyes at the target, she shrugged her shoulders before looking over at Naruto, "I don't know, but whatever it isss, it can't be good. Sssomething doesn't feel right with that." She simply answered, before quickening her pace and walking further into the city, "Now come on, we need to find sssomewhere to ssstay or find out what these green paper things we picked up mean."

Naruto nodded his head at that statement, from what Anko said previously about whatever the clock tower meant by 'Next Cleanse' it sent shivers down his spine, like the thing was something not to be taken lightly or it might result in death... again.


As they roamed through the streets of Pentagram City, they witnessed that the streets - while looking nearly destroyed and unkept - were rather busy with daily life, although, if they looked closely enough, they saw that some of the demons were panicking more than others - judged by the way they kept looking over their shoulder or even jumping at the slightest of noises.

It was interesting to see that every single demon was different, whether it be in shape, form, size and even coloring. Some demons may have been the same species, but at least they had different characteristics to differentiate between the two, which might have made it easier in finding them, as everyone had a unique personality to them. However, what made the duo the most nervous was the fact that they were in Hell, and all of these people must have commited a sin or be tainted by something to be here.

So they were possibly walking past, near or even side-by-side to a serial killer, rapist, murderer, cannibalist, drug addict or even someone like them, a fellow suicide victim. It was a rather chilling thought that they were surrounded by these types of demons. So they made it their goal to avoid any and all conflict or annoyance with them, as it may not be the smartest idea when it comes to that.

Another thing that was annoying them and making them queasy was the smell. It was a terrible smell, like a mixture or rotten eggs, spoilt milk and moldy cheese all rolled together and added with a lingering smell of decomposition and blood added on top. With their new senses - that were far better now then when they were human - wsa extremely sensitive and could pick it up easily. It was so bad that they had to breath through their mouths and basically try and blocking their nose without showing they were actually doing that.

Showing weakness in Hell was probably a bad idea.

Although, what he found odd was the fact that some of the demons they did pass were looking at him weirdly - looking at him in a mixture of fear and curiosity - he could have sworn that one of the female demons, who definately looked like a prostitute from the way she was dressed, looking at him with her eyes shining in intense lust. However, he was quickly dragged away by Anko, who was looking pissed off for reasons Naruto could not understand.

She wasn't even being looked at until she grabbed hold of his hand, and the looks of fear turned to her, as some of the other male demons instantly looked away once they spotted her grab hold of his arms. He could have sworn that he heard a mutter near him, 'Damn, she got him.'

However, that was not the time nor place to think about what had just happened recently, as they were now trying to find a place to get some new clothing, as Naruto was starting to feel a little self-conscious about his clothing from the way other demons were staring at him.

"Well, we ssstill need to figure out what the green notesss are." Anko pointed out, holding up a small wad of the green bills, as she gazed to him, then back to the green notes in her hand.

"It could be something like Ryo, although we might want to make certain of that." Naruto said, bringing out his own little wad that he managed to scavenge off the corpses they found near the outskirts of the city. His gaze lingered around the area, trying to find a demon that didn't look ferocious and seemed nice enough to ask, "Oh, she seems nice." Naruto stated, before grabbing Anko's arm causing her to 'eep' at the sudden contact before dragging her over the street and near a demon that wore stripped pink and had... four gloved arms.

The demon that they were approaching is a tall, slim demon with fluffy white hair and pink details upon her body, including a pink heart on the back of his head. While both of his irises are pink, his right eye has a white sclera with a pupil, whereas his left eye has a dark sclera and no pupil. He also possesses sharp teeth with one golden fang.

His clothes consist of a white suit with pink stripes, a black and pink bowtie, a thin black choker, pink gloves followed by a black miniskirt and long black thigh high heel boots.

"Excuse me, miss." Naruto called out, making his way with Anko and stopping a few steps away from the said demon, keeping out of arms reach in case of any trouble that were to arise.

Looking around, confused, the pink-loving demon looked around for a second, before his mismatched eyes landed on the duo, the look that he had on his face was definately not happy or jolly, in fact, he looked annoyed, "You talking to me?" He asked, pointing to himself with one of his arms, seeing the nod that the duo did, he narrowed his eyes at them, "Well, excuse me! I am in fact a man. Unless you are into that sort of stuff?" His voice quickly changed from one of anger to one of a odd and weird seductive undertone as he inched his way closer to Naruto, two of his arms outstretching in his direction as the other two were placed on his chest.

"Wait, you're a man!?" Anko yelled, looking gobsmacked at the relevation, which was the same as Naruto as his jaw dropped at that. He really did look like a female, "We thought that you were a girl, from the way you looked and the way you dressssed." She pointed out, her forked tongue flicking out of her mouth.

"Ah, toots. You should know that presuming is rude, although, that doesn't stop it from happening." The pink wearing demon pointed out, before leaning over and placing one of his arms on his own waist and jutting out his hip, "So, what the fuck do you want? I'm guessing it is not for a fun time?" He added in, looking annoyed once again as some some curses slipped from his mouth.

Naruto unaffected by the curse sliping from the demons mouth, quickly shook his head at that, and tried to mollify the annoyed demon, "Sorry for presuming, and, uh, we want to know what these are." Apologising for the presumption of the spiders gender, he quickly brought out the small wad of notes.

Raising a curious eyebrow at the apologising, his mind quickly went to the patron at the 'Happy Hotel', it seems as though that those two might get along well, especially with how he acted. Although, when he turned his attention to where the nine-tailed fox hybrid was holding up, and his jaw dropped in dumbfoundment, "Wait, wait, wait!" He called out, waving his arms frantically in front of him, "You mean to tell me, that you have no idea what money is? Didn't you have these sorts of things when you were alive?"

Anko raised an eyebrow at that, it seems as though Naruto was correct in presuming that the notes were a form of currency, however, seeing Naruto looking at the green notes in amazement, something that made her snort in amusement at the way he acted over something new, she quickly answered the demon, who looked on the verge of having a dramatic collapse, "No, we sssimply had coins where we were from. I'm guessing thisss... money, isss only in notesss here?" She questioned.

The multi-armed demon looked scandalized, before quickly changing to annoyance as he palmed his face, with two hands, "Oy vey." He muttered out, before bringing one of his hands from his face and looking the bronze-skinned snake demoness in the eye, "Listen, a small run down, notes are important, they range from a dollar notes, all the way up to one hundred dollar notes, of course a dollar being the cheapest and the one hundred being the rarest and most expensive, with those notes, you can buy yourself something nice."

Naruto seemingly coming out of his daze at the end of the small explanation about the notes and currency, quickly made his way up to the multi-armed demon and excitedly shook his hand, although he made sure that his claws didn't sink into the arm of said demon. 'Need to see if I can change them to normal hands' He idly thought, before speaking out to the demon, "Thank you, Mr. multi-armed demon!" He quickly spoke out, his tails swishing behind him excitedly and his ears twitching in joy atop of his head. Once he brought himself out of the surprise handshake, he quickly turned to Anko, excitement shinning in his eyes as he quickly grabbed onto her arm, "Come on!"

With a sharp tug, Naruto was off down the street, dragging Anko behind him.

"Hey! I am a spider demon! Don't forget it!" The now known spider demon yelled out, cupping his hands around his face to further amplify his voice. Although, when they were out of sight, he sighed to himself and looked at the gloved hand that was brought into the handshake, "He and crazy, happy lady will get along fine. Both are so exciteable and happy." He muttered to himself, before rolling his shoulders and placing on a rather... suave smile as he spotted a potential person to get some money from. "Although, they both weren't bad looking." He muttered to himself, and started to make his way towards the person he set his eyes on.


Looking outside a window, and looking down upon the bustling streets of Pentagram City, a woman was lost in thought, as her eyes were glazed over and unfocussed to her surroundings. She was thinking of things, all the things that have happened to her, along with what she has experienced with her time here.

KNOCK

KNOCK

KNOCK

Grumbling to herself, she looked over her shoulder, revealing a slitted eye that was glowing with power as her ears drooped down slightly, "Come in!" She called out, her voice rather melodious and had an undertone of seductive influence.

The large, gleaming double doors that had different shapes of eyeballs as the decoration opened up, without much of a sound, and from behind the door, in came a woman that was considered drop dead gorgeous and walked with a slight sway to her hips and an air of elegance and hidden power surrounded the woman.

The woman in question was tall, exceeding most of the populace of Pentagram City, and had pale skin that seemed to shine under the dim lighting of the room, and had luscious, long blonde hair, sharp, black eyeliner and silverish eyes that held wisdom and power within them, along with a hint of lust as she gazed at the woman. Her most distinguishing physical characteristic is a pair of horns that are red in color and curve to the back of her head.

She was wearing clothing that was fit for the rich, she was wearing a strapless black dress that stopped at her knees, and covered her cleavage, along with having a one piece lace underclothing that covered most of her body, barring the neck - which had a small black choker around it - and face, which was flawless and wasn't touched by a single wrinkle or mark. She was wearing a pair of designer black heels that gave another bout of sexiness to her hour-glass shaped figure.

"Dear." She greeted, her voice was soft, yet held a seductive undertone to it, much like the woman who she was speaking to, "A little birdie told me that a nine-tailed demon was spotted, along with a snake demon." She said, inching closer towards the woman whose face was set in an unreadable emotion, even her eyes weren't giving anything away.

"I see." She added, moving a lock of her deep red hair out of her eyeline and gazed at the blonde woman, "Well, we have some time alone, why don't we enjoy ourselves?" She asked, her slitted eyes gleaming in lust as she drunk in the figure of the blonde woman.

Placing a hand upon her chest, she looked to the red-haired demon with mock surprise, "Dear, you read my mind. If you want, we can use some of the more kinky items." She basically whispered in the ears of the red-headed demoness, which recieved a rather lecherous grin in reply.

The blonde woman was quickly dragged away to another room, where the entrance to that room was quickly shut and the clicking of the lock was heard.

If anyone was to be near that room, they would hear the moans and groans of two grown demon women, although they probably wouldn't survive to tell the tale.

END CHAPTER

Alright guys, I hope you liked this chapter. If you want the more pronounced 'S' to stop, just let me know, as you can tell, I added the extra 'S's in itallics, so you can tell that Anko's doing it.

So, Naruto and Anko have got some money and made it to Pentagram City, and have already met Angel Dust, not that they know his name or anything.

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