Naruto's Hazbin Hotel Adventures

Hello guys, thank you for the continued support for not only this story, but for the others as well. This will be the final update that I will do for 2019, as I am about to move houses, so it will be a hassle to write additional chapters, however, I will once again be trying to stick to my 'Once or Twice' a month schedule. Of course, chapters for Determined Knight, Jaded Harbinger, Rise of the Gray Lord and Twisted Hero will return.

I am going to keep on saying this, but, this story is M rated, and not suitable for younger readers, as it contains Adult Themes and Languages!

Crossover - Naruto x Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss.

Author Update 13th December 2019: Sorry for the long wait for the chapter, I was busy moving house and doing everything that comes with it, mainly being unpacking into the new house and helping clean up the old one... living in a two story house that had five rooms on each floor and cleaning it wasn't easy.

17/12/2019: Quick message to wish you a merry Christmas... or merry/happy whatever you celebrate. :)

21/12/2019: Sorry about taking such a long time to upload this chapter, our country is currently in the middle of a heatwave, with the average temperature being 39 degrees Celsius or 102.2 degrees Fahrenheit, along with having 16 bushfires burning around the country, three of which is dangerously close to our town.


Hail Lord Archanfel: Thank you for the opinion on the hissing for Anko, I will probably do what you said and what many others have thought and only have the hissing be pronounced when she is mad or upset. It did get annoying to write all the time, and I am sure it was rather annoying to read.

Gem Ninja: I am considering it, however, I don't know who will be more suitable for it. Although, I technically didn't add Helluva Boss out of nowhere, as it is part of the Hazbin Hotel universe/setting and time, as Loona can be seen watching Charlie's song.

TheFoxSummoner Clan-Head: Thank you, I am glad that you are enjoying this story. Since you don't want to get spoiled and find out, well, I guess you will have to find out about the other nine showing up.


Chapter 3 - The Purge

It had been a long, tedious couple of days for Naruto and Anko. After learning what the green notes they had - called Dollars or Bucks as some demons called them - thanks to the wierd looking pink and white stripped demon who seemed to be rather sarcastic and crass in nature.

With the money they scavenged, they found a clothing store and bought some new clothes, replacing their old and tattered rags that they were wearing.

Even if it wasn't exactly their style, they had to suck it up and deal with it, as they would most likely be able to get more money from the odd job or whatever they could think of. Both of them agreed upon that they wouldn't go towards prostitution, it may be easy money in some cases, but the risk of disease or infection was too high to take the chance with.

They then managed to find a cheap place to rent, from a rather old and frail looking fly demon - who really creeped them out, if they were being honest - as they spent most of their money on the clothing, food and drinks they had currently, it meant that the place they rented wasn't ideal.

It was easy to notice as the windows were cracked and chipped, along with mold was forming or growing uncontrollably around the corners of the walls and floors, the furniture was moth ridden and seemed to be decades old. It must have broken at least a dozen health code violations and should have been taken down or repaired a long time ago, but it was Hell, and no one really cared about the trivial things.

They swore that it was also located near a pub or brothel, as it had a foul lingering smell in the general area, and it definately didn't smell of mold.

However, the most ominous part that they were currently experiencing was the clocktower, that loomed above the city like it was about to bring the plague. When they first arrived in Pentagram City, it was displaying the number '4' proudly, however, now as days passed, it was produly displaying the number '0' bright and square in the middle of the plates, along with it playing an odd chime, which seemed for too cheery for Hell to have, almost like it was taunting the citizens below.

Although, a couple of things that Naruto and Anko learned was the day/night cycle. It was challenging at first to spot, however, as they became more aware of the activities that the demons did, they learned that when the sky seemed to be lighter than normal, along with the odd moon shape in the sky was a wee bit darker, it meant that it was day time, and when the sky was darker and the moon was lighter, it was night time.

It also helped that during the day, or when the sky was lighter, the moon didn't have a pentagram on it, and when it was night time, it had the Pentagram on it. It was wierd, but at least it helped them learn the day/night cycle.

They could also read the time on the clock now, as they managed to find a library which was free entry, and learned that the odd symbols on the clock were Roman Numerals, and each different symbol represented a number. So now, they understood the basic Roman Numerals and could read the time on the clock.

Although, when the countdown on the massive clocktower ticked down ever so slowly and tauntingly, the demons of Hell seemed to get more rattled and jittery as it lowered numerally.

When their curiosity finally broke and they asked the nearest demon to them about what it meant, they always got the same reply, "Bad things... scary beings, armed and deadly come to slaughter us."

It was safe to say, that they both needed to be ready, as it seemed as these things would kill them without sparing a second glance, and if they scared the general populace this badly, then it was safe to say that it was bad.

Hopefully, they would be safe in the run-down apartment building.


Standing by the cracked window near the loungeroom, Naruto stood by, gazing out into the quiet city - a severe contrast to what it normally is - and his eyes suddenly widened when he saw black flashes zip across the blood red sky.

His ears twitched and pricked as they picked up the horrified screaming that was tearing through the city, and it honestly frightened him.

He and Anko hadn't left the apartment since the timer first hit zero, and it was starting to get to them, they didn't like being in one place for too long, however, due to the situation, they had to keep there, unless they had a death wish.

"Anko!" Naruto called out to his companion in death, he was hoping that she was prepared in case something happened?

"What!" Came the distinct call of Anko, her voice muffled slightly by having a wall in between her and Naruto. It also seemed like she was in the kitchen, maybe preparing some food or getting a drink.

"I saw black flashes, along with the sound of terrified screeches of other demons!" He called out, moving from his spot and rushing over to the kitchen. He was going to arm himself with a knife. He may have been young, but he learnt self defense from Anko, along with picking a few things up himself while he was alive.

"Ssshit!" Came the hissing exclamation of Anko from the kitchen.

Naruto made his way through the narrow doorway into the kitchen by wrapping his rather large, furry apendages around his waist - almost like a belt - and unfurled them, allowing them to sway gently behind him.

The sight that greeted his eyes was that of Anko wielding two large steak knives, almost twice the size of a kunai, with a much sharper and serrated blade. Her eyes were narrowed into slits - something that happened when she was annoyed or frightened.

She was wearing a rather skin-tight tan shirt with olive green patterns scattered on it, the shirt had a dip near the collar bone, allowing Naruto a healthy view of her cleavage - which were barely contained by the skin-tight shirt -, something which she loved teasing him with on the daily. She was also wearing a dangerously low-cut skirt which was a simple black in color with white studs near the pockets and lower portion of the fabric, to top it all off, she was also wearing somethiong reminiscent of their old life, a pair of gaurded, black sandals.

As she opened her mouth to say something - she was interrupted by a loud noise, one which made both of them freeze momentarily.

SHATTER

CRASH

With a quick glance towards Naruto, Anko quickly threw one of the knives she was holding to Naruto, with the blade gleaming in bright silver as it passed through the dim light the room provided.

The unexpected move that Anko did caused Naruto to shiver, as memories from the citizens of Konohagakure flooded his mind, almost with the same thing that was currently happening, and that was having a knife flying towards his body.

However, this time, instead of the knife piercing his body and wounding him, his tails shot out from behind him, merging together and taking form of a rather large, red and furry hand, in which the knife was grabbed and held firmly in the grip.

Blinking in shock from the scene that she witnessed, Anko sheepishly rubbed the back of her head, sending Naruto an apolgetic look, "Sssorry. I forgot... about that incident." She said softly as she gazed at the lightly shaking form of Naruto, who was also looking at the appendage his tails formed, his ears flicking in the air slightly as the sound of something breathing erraticly was coming closer to them.

As the sounds got closer, both Naruto and Anko forced themselves to get out of their shocked state and force themselves into self-defence mode - Naruto - and Kunoichi mode - Anko - they tightened the grip on their weapons as best they could, Naruto being a bit more sloppy since he didn't practice every day in the village.

"What the hell?"

"What the fuck is that thing!?"

The responses came from Naruto and Anko respectively once they peaked their head around the corner of the doorway, and what they saw made them question if it was real and what the hell the thing was.

The thing - so elegantly called by Anko - was a massive 7' foot being, completely black in color - minus the neck, the edge of its face and horns, which were dark gray - and almost looking like it was either made from a tar-like substance or in a rather skin-tight body suit that had a gleaming quality to it. It had a set of dark gray horns - with a singular white strip on each - that curled upwards and towards the back of its head that almost made them think it was a demon.

Although that thought was quickly squashed down when they saw the bright white halo hovering a few inches above its head, it had a bright LED features - that being a mouth with a smile almost carved into it - an eye that was crossed out and most likely useless, and one eye that was purely circular with no other features to it. In its hand securely was a rather crude spear, although it was giving off an aura that made chills dance down the spine if the duo.

Sadly, the whispered shouts of horror from Anko and Naruto wasn't quiet enough, as it brought the attention to them.

Another chill went down their spines as its head twitched violently and the LED features - apart from the mouth - lit up in a deep, violent red color and the crude spear started to emit a much more powerful divine aura to it - it honestly made them feel weaker from being near it.

"Dodge the spear, I have a bad feeling about it." Anko basically commanded to Naruto, who nodded his head, agreeing with her completely.

It seemed to be a stand-still as both Anko and Naruto were standing still, watching the being that looked corrupted and constantly glitching and being very erratic in movements, and in turn, the being seemed to be waiting for them to make the first move, either that or waiting and trying to spot out any weak points that they may have.

That was quickly broken, as Anko took off a few paces to the right of Naruto, allowing themselves some space and room, further making it harder for the corrupted being from taking them both on at the same time.

Seeing the being jerk his head in the direction of Anko, Naruto made his move, with his tails still formed in a massive fist that looked like it could crumble a mountain, and the knife gripped tightly in his hand, he moved about to his left, enforcing that the being must either take to one and lose track of the other.

Somehow, the corrupted being sensing more nervous energy from Naruto put all of its glitch and violent attention towards him, allowing Anko the freedom to move around and get a better position.

In a blink of an eye, the angel that reeked of death and had the lingering smell of fresh blood was suddenly face to face with Naruto.

He almost yelped in surprise at the sudden intrusion of personal space, 'That was faster than some of the ANBU in the village!' He mentally exclaimed, having remembered seeing the village ops move about in their daily missions. In a moment of fright, he brought his hand around and hoped that he would be able to make some sort of slash to the body.

CLANG

Naruto momentarily blinked in shock as he saw that his rather sloppy knife swing was blocked easily by the deep black section of the crudely designed spear, although that wasn't what frightened him though.

It was the fact that the knife was now chipped and cracked around the serrated edge, making it all the more weaker and useless. 'What the!?' His mind was racing, 'What is that thing made out of! I don't want to know what will happen if the blade touches us if that handle does that much damage on steel!' Using the knowledge that he had gained with the damage, he quickly scanned the room for Anko, and quickly blurted out what he found. "Anko! The knife is broken! Don't let it touch any of the spear!"

"Right!" Anko called out, her sclera glowing in a vivid toxic green, completely ridding itself of any traces of yellow they had previously. In her adrenaline filled state of mind, she was tapping into something, something that she never had before, and it was showing by the rippling that was occuring on her body and seeping between the scales of her arms.

"Oi! Fucker!" She yelled out, getting the attention of the dangerous thing, as it suddenly jerked its glitchy head in a fashion that made her question if it had any bones to it, because a head wasn't meant to turn that quickly and in such an angle - it seemed owl-like.

Briefly, she saw that Naruto was being forced back by the building pressure that was being displayed, as his arms were shaking and clearly losing the game as the spear was overpowering his strength and further shattering the kitchen knife.

"Come and get it!" She taunted out, the puss that was seeping from the pores of her skin and between her scales was forming some sort of liquid protection and some was leaking onto the knife, coating it in a slight sheen of toxic green and giving it a foul smell.


Naruto was in pain, a lot of pain to be precise.

When the odd and deadly, seemingly angel-like creature if he were to judge from the halo above its head decided to push back with more strength then he was ready for and started to force its way past the stalemate it created with him, he felt contact from the spear.

It burned, it burned like acid was being lathered across his body and then whipped to make it worse.

The pain only became worse when more contact was held and was forced on his skin for a longer period of time, he would guess that it was some sort of divine energy that would specifically hurt and brutalise demons, as they were beings of pure negativity and malice, while it wouldn't hurt the angels as they were pure, and thus thedivine energy wouldn't burn them, maybe tickle them or another sort of pleasant sensation would occur to them

Gritting his teeth and pushing through the sheer amount of pain he was in, he continued to push back with as much strength he could muster - but it was all for naught, as he couldn't force the weapon back, and instead, he made it harder for himself to resist the dominance coming from the being that reeked of death and blood.

"Oi! Fucker!" Naruto heard the shout from Anko, and thankfully, he saw through the tears forming at the corner of his eyes and saw that the being now had its attention on Anko instead of himself.

It honestly creeped him out, considering the head was facing the opposite way the body was facing, yet it was still alive, in all of its glitchy glory.

"Come and get it!" He heard Anko taunt the being, it was at that time that the unrelenting pressure finally let up, nearly making him stumble forward due to the sudden shift in balance and power, however, with a sudden flash of movement, Naruto's tails found themselves planted firmly on the ground, breaking through the weakened floorboards and into the dirty surface below.

Now that he found himself firmly planted in the ground, his ears twitched as heard the being, which, he would have to guess at this point was an angle, based on the weapon and halo above its head, was making its way towards Anko. His head shot up and was caught off guard when he saw Anko for the first time since she called out.

He was captivated by the rippling effect that Anko was displaying, along with morbidly fascinated by the leaking puss that was spewing from between her scales and forming sort of liquid along her skin, and making its way onto the knife itself. He was also intrigued by the harsh, toxic green glow her sclera took.

Now that he thought about it, and took a few deep whiffs of air, he caught the faintest of aromas coming from the liquid itself, and it smelt oddly like poison, and easily overpowered the smell of lingering blood and the smell of burnt flesh.

He watched as the knife, which was coated in faintest of layers of poison come into contact with the spear, as the angel managed to maneuver itself correctly and parry the rapid swiping that Anko was causing, and he could hear the sizzling that was occuring between the wood of the handle compared to the coated blade of the knife.

Crack

Shink

In some bout of additional strength, Anko overpowered the angel, with the serrated edge of the blade tearing through the wooden handle of the spear, and carrying forward with so much momentum and force that Anko continued forward, before eventually piercing through the body of the angel.

Oh boy did it not sound pretty. It almost sounded like metal shredding another weakened metal, causing a terrible screeching sound to occur, forcing Naruto to cover his new ears to try and not make himself deaf.

Anko was more lucky, considering that she didn't get enhanced hearing, only a enhanced sense of smell.

The angel suddenly dropped the now broken spear, causing it to clatter on the ground in a heap, before its entire body combusted in magnificent purple flames that were threatening to explode past the body and was currently licking at the ground around the now burning body.

Naruto's ears pricked at a sudden noise that was coming from the being. His eyes widened at the sound.

"Anko, run! It's going to explode!" Naruto called out to his companion.

Like a rocket, Naruto's extra appendages shot out towards Anko, who seemed to be frozen in shock from the last few moments that she had experienced. Wrapping around her waist like it was another layer of warm, protective clothing.

As the beeping got louder and louder, Naruto made a mad dash towards the battered front door, not wanting to leave through the balcony as the shards of glass would become another danger and possible hazard for them. Blinking to himself, he found himself running at a much quicker pace, at speeds he didn't even think was possible for himself.

Was it some of his new abilities due to him being a demon? Or was it because of all the adrenaline rushing throughout his body and pushing it beyond his limits?

Exploding past the door and breaking it off its hinges of the entranceway, Naruto dove forward, getting as much distance from the house as possible and finding a place that looked safe to be and not in danger of the blast radius or shockwave that might follow.

Which so happened to be behind a rather broken and burnt down car that was basically all frame.

BOOOOM

The following explosion was something compared to something that a Jonin ranked ninja could pull off - if they put every single worth of their chakra into the explosion.

The shockwave itself knocked around a few loose building pieces, including a bilboard that was in use, although when it fell about fifteen feet in front of the duo, it was charred beyond recognition, no color remained, just the charred black and a horrible smell of rotten wood and burned insects.

"Hem-hem."

The sudden clearing of a throat brought Naruto's attention from the billboard, he unscrunched his nose now that it wasn't picking up the traces of the terrible smells. He looked down and was met with Anko, who somehow made her way into his arms, where he was holding her in a princess carry, and supposedly shielded her from the heat and shrapnel of the blast.

He blinked for a moment, he was sure that his tails had her. Maybe he grabbed her out of reflex when the explosion ripped through the area.

Taking a glance at Anko, he was surprised when he spotted the faint redness on her cheeks - something that brought out and contrasted against her tanned skin and scales around her eyes - along with her hair looking a bit ruffled and messy from the shockwave and wind pressure that tore through the area. Her clothing had small cuts and tears in it, probably from the one on one fight with the angel.

"Wanna put me down? Or am I going to stay like this?" She sarcastically remarked with a raised eyebrow as she looked at Naruto.

Rolling his eyes at the antics that he has grown to love, he gently placed her down upon the broken asphalt and allowed her to move around herself.

"Well, damn." She muttered out, looking behind Naruto and looking at the damage that the explosion caused, and he felt intrigued to do the same.

As he turned around, his face paled slightly at the damage, and thanked his lucky stars that he heard the soud of ticking, otherwise... they might not be alive.

Where the rather crappy apartment should have been was nothing more than a smoldering crater, maybe a dozen or so feet wide and who knows how deep. It seemed that the explosion also caused other minor explosions with the pipes and gas powered heater and stove. Charred remains of concrete were scattered around in a wide radius, along with ash floating about in the sky, presumably from the furniture and clothing that was in the apartment.

The lingering smell of gas and burnt wood remained, making it rather hard to breath, however, they pushed through it, as the scene was worth it in their opinion.

However, once they were done being mesmerised by the damage that was caused, Anko suddenly shot Naruto a concerned look, along with a hint of panic filling her tone.

"Now where will we go!? We don't have any money or clothesss! I am NOT living on the streets!" She exlaimed, roughly grabbing Naruto by the shoulders and shaking him, causing him to fall off balance and land on his ass, with Anko soon following as she left to much momentum on herself.

It seemed like it happened in slow motion that Naruto watched the form of Anko falling after him, he was still pinned by her, even when he was down on the asphalt and she was falling.

His body froze up, unable to do anything, even his tails seemed to have failed him as Anko came closer.

Then, it happened.

Their eyes widened, nearly popping out of their sockets as they both blushed beet red.

Their lips connected, and they were like that for a few seconds, before Anko quickly jerked her head back, eyes still wide as she turned around to hide her face - preventing Naruto from seeing her blush that could put a tomato to shame.


A few blocks down, the red headed woman from before was moving through the littered and destroyed streets of the poorer section of the city. Her nine, deep red tails were swaying ever so slightly as she held her gaze firm to what was happening in front of her.

She moved with such grace that any onlookers would have mistaken her for a princess, or some other type of royalty.

As she continued to make her way to where she sensed the massive amounts of power that was being tapped in to, which so happened to be in the same area where the explosion happened.

She flicked her gaze to her right, where she saw an angel, rasing a bloodied spear in her direction, and appearing to have set its sights on her, thinking that she was another easy kill.

She merely rolled her eyes at the pathetic being. In all of her years in Hell, she was used to these beings, so much so that they didn't catch her off guard anymore, and merely found them as annoyances.

In a flash, the angel suddenly disintergrated, leaving behind the bloodied spear - as a rather bright and intricate seal appeared behind the now pile of ash, glowing a deep red color.

"Lilith was right. These things are such annoyances. I hope her daughter is fine though." She muttered out, her voice entrancing and could easily sway the heart of any person in range of the voice - a voice that also commanded respect from lower beings.

Sniffing the air, she inhaled the scent of charred wood and a mixture of fumes. Quickening her pace and following her enhanced sense of smell to get to the area of interest. She just hoped that there were survivors in the area.

END CHAPTER

Alright guys, sorry for the short chapter, but like I said in the Author Notes, moving house and dealing with a heatwave and multiple bushfires in the surrounding area takes a lot out of you.

Merry Christmas or Merry/Happy whatever you celebrate. This is my last upload of 2019, and I will continue with my other stories in 2020.

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