Duncan H, Mia, and Kimi were looking all over the village.
Mia whistled.
"This is quite the place." said Mia.
"Kind of seems like the one episode of Timon and Pumbaa." said Duncan H.
Mia nodded.
"Yeah, the one where Timon befriended a Bug King!" She said.
Duncan H became deadpanned.
"I was thinking the episode that tells an alternate take on how the two BFF's met and a taxi joke on a saying being a street corner." said Duncan H.
"Oh." said Mia.
Kimi started playing a sad tune on a violin.
The teens glared at Kimi.
"This isn't the Titanic." said Duncan H.
"I know, I just think playing this is a good gag!" said Kimi.
They soon came to a house which is big.
"Oh no!" said Kimi.
"What?" asked Duncan H.
The group noticed the mansion.
"Who is that person?" said Mia.
"Only the richest person in this entire village." said Kimi.
Duncan H nodded.
"And the greediest, no one likes him, not even the us royals, but we can never find a way to banish him!" said Kimi.
Duncan H nodded and noticed something.
"Hey I think I see a pot of gold!" He said.
Kimi is shocked.
"Wait that?" He said.
The group saw a pot of gold in a window.
"How else is he bad?" said Duncan H.
"He bought out our villages IRS department and now doesn't have to pay his taxes." said Kimi.
"Now how is it no villain ever thought about that?" said Mia.
"Because the insanity plea won't work if you've been charged with tax evasion." said Duncan H.
"Well that explains Joker's fears of the IRS." said Mia.
"Yeah, but that's how the law got Al Capone. He was a very dangerous gangster who just about bought out the entire police department, but he wound up getting tried and found guilty of tax evasion." said Kimi.
Duncan then saw the pot of gold and a lot of them.
"I see a lot of Pots of Golds!" He said.
The others looked at the pots.
"Okay, he's nuts." said Mia.
"We'd better get him to confess that he might have convicted this crime." said Duncan H.
Kimi did some thinking before snapping his fingers and the others huddled up.
Whispering sounds are heard and Duncan H nodded.
"Ok that's a good plan!" He said.
"Yeah, To bad it was all whispers, but I'm sure in the next chapter or later here it will be revealed!" said Mia.
"Nah, we got to be quick about this, we've got a deadline on Thursday." said Kimi.
Later; a knocking sound was heard on the front door of the huge house.
Then a leprechaun dressed in a green suit appeared at the door and opened it up, only to see a pistol aimed at his face and that Joker dressed in a black business suit was on the other side of it.
"AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IRS, YOU'VE GOT BACK TAXES TO PAY!" yelled Joker.
The elf groaned.
"As if, I own the IRS." said the leprechaun.
Joker is mad.
"Not this branch of the IRS." said Joker.
Laughter is heard.
"You can't make me pay." said the leprechaun.
"The hell I can't." said Joker.
The clown then pulled out a calculator and did some math.
"Now lets see, the amount that's owed should be about." Joker said before stopping, "5.3 billion dollars."
The leprechaun became shocked.
"WHAT, I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY!" yelled the leprechaun.
"Really, because I heard that you've got more then enough in gold." said Joker.
The Evil Leprechaun is mad.
"So what, I was banished by that King here and I came back with a new look and a different name!" revealed The Leprechaun, "Even faked my own death As well!"
"And that's one reason you shouldn't pay taxes?" said Joker.
"No, I stole everyone else's gold to make sure they always have bad luck." said the leprechaun.
But then the doors were busted down and windows broke as a SWAT team of leprechaun's appeared in the house, shocking the one leprechaun who then turned to Joker who pulled his outfit down, revealing he was wearing a wire.
"You son of a-" the leprechaun said before he was pinned down by a bunch of SWAT members and beaten up to a bloody pulp.
Interview Gag
"I'm usually not one to work with the law, but when it comes to tax related crimes, I'd better do my part." said Joker.
End Interview Gag
The Evil Leprechaun is pissed.
"You will never take me alive!" He said and ran off.
But then a bunch of gunshots were heard and the leprechaun was hit by lots of rounds before exploding in a bloody mess, leaving nothing but a puddle of blood on the ground.
Joker became shocked by what he saw that he started puking.
Then Duncan H, Mia, and Kimi appeared.
"Did we get him?" said Duncan H.
He then saw Joker vomiting.
"Nevermind, I don't want to know." said Duncan H.
Kimi saw the mess and started puking rainbows.
The King & Queen came by and were wondering what happened.
"What'd we miss?" said the King.
He and his queen saw the blood and started puking rainbows as well.
"This is really awkward, feels like something you'd expect to see in a kids show that you'd think is to dark for them." said Mia.
