Taka and Yasuha entered the building, and were immediately stopped by a security guard. "Hey you, pink and yellow hair. You look suspicious." Yasuha said, "Oh, why? Is it cause I'm an octoling?" The security stayed silent, and eventually said, "Go on." The mall was massive, and it took Taka and Yasuha a while to get to the food court. Along the way, Taka stopped and looked at a clothing shop named "Kuze's Secret".
The two eventually got to the food court, and it didn't take them long to find Big Jim. He was siting right in the middle table, and looked as if he weighed about 2 tons. The two walked up to him, and Yasuha said, "Heyyyy Big Jim... remember me?" Big Jim raised his fat head and said, "Eh? Yasuha?" "Yes, it's me, Yasuha. So those guys Big Moe hangs out with... do you know like- where they live? Or where they usually hang out?"
"Oh, Big Moe is usually with *munch munch* those miscreants *crunch* over at the abandoned warehouse *crunch munch*" Yasuha asked, "Oh, which warehouse?" Big Jim responded, "Oh, it's the one *munch* near the *crunch* junk yard." Taka exclaimed, "Thank you! This information's really important, oh you have no idea." Big Jim said, "You're welcome, *munch* but you best watch out *sip*"
Taka asked what he meant, and Big Jim said, "Well the last times *crunch* someone asked me about the miscreants, *munch* they danced til they were dead." Yasuha asked, "Eh? They danced until they died?" "Yep *munch* Weird Al was behind it, I *crunch* think" Taka asked, "Who the hell is Weird Al?" Big Jim responded, while eating his 15th burger, "Oh, he's friends with the *munch* miscreants. He has some weird music thingy where he can make people keep dancing *munch* till they die."
Taka exclaimed, "Woah what!? What does he look like!?" Big Jim responded, "He's one of those *sip* stonefish, like that fashion *crunch* designer Kuze. He also *munch* always carries around an accordion." Taka advised Yasuha, "Okay, stay on the lookout for a stonefish with an accordion. We got the information we wanted, now let's get out."
Taka and Yasuha began to walk out of the Mall, but as soon as they were right in the middle of the place, they started dancing. "Ah, shit." muttered Taka. "Wait- is this what Big Jim was talking about!?" exclaimed Yasuha. The two began breakdancing right in the middle of the mall, in front of everyone. People began to look and record on their phones, and Taka said, "Shit, we've gotta find Weird Al!"
"You should go look for him on the second floor, I'll stay here on the first floor. Call me if you find him!" said Yasuha while doing a silly little dance. Taka moonwalked up the escalators, and he began to dance around the second floor in an attempt to find the store Weird Al was in. Yasuha was worse at trying to get around, and he kept bumping into people.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing?!" yelled a man. "S-Sorry!" said Yasuha, still dancing. "Make sure to do well in school, or you'll end up like him." said a mother to her child. "Damn junkies!" said a man in a suit, who Yasuha bumped into. "God, this is so embarrassing!" thought Yasuha to himself, "I wanna cry! No, I can't! I have to find Weird Al!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Ability Name: Heads Will Roll
Heads Will Roll is the ability of Weird Al. When Weird Al plays his accordion, he can choose up to 3 specific people to curse with his ability. The ability makes it's victims dance til they're dead, and it's claimed the lives of 4 people before Taka and Yasuha.
