Determined to find Weird Al, Yasuha began thinking of ways to find him. "I can hardly move around when I'm dancing... how the hell do I track him down. Maybe I can ask passersby if they've seen a stonefish with an accordion... no, everyone will ignore me! They think I'm insane! Wait- how about I spray some flesh onto everyone using Shyness Boy, and grow eyes on their bodies. Then, I'll see where everyone goes, and maybe find out whatever store Weird Al could be in!"

Yasuha sprayed flesh onto everyone near, and had them grow eyes which he could see out of. He even sprayed eyes onto the staff, in case Weird Al was an employee. "If I can't walk around to search for Weird Al, then everyone else can!" Yasuha continued dancing against his will as everyone watched, patiently waiting for worthwhile information on Weird Al's location.

Taka was currently on the second level of the mall, dancing around, trying to find Weird Al. "So if I was this guy, where would I hide... the restroom? The women's fitting room? Wait- the women's fitting room... that must be it! He'd never expect me to go in there!" Taka danced his way to Soda City Funk, the most popular clothing store in the mall.

As Taka danced his way to the women's fitting room, he kept bumping into the clothing on display. Mannequins kept falling down, and clothes was scattered everywhere. An employee exclaimed, "Sir! Can you not- sir!" "S-Sorry!" yelled Taka. He bumped into a man who exclaimed, "Hey, what the fuck!? What's your fuckin' problem asshole!?" The man swung his fist at Taka, who narrowly dodged it with his dancing.

"God- this is bad! At this point, I might get kicked out or beaten up before I even have the opportunity to find Weird Al!" Taka thought to himself. He eventually reached the fitting room, and he thought to himself, "Hmmm... how do I search for him? i don't wanna peep on anyone, but-" His thought was interrupted by a woman who just walked in.

"Eek! What the FUCK are you doing here!?" she yelled. Taka danced and thought to himself, "Oh, fuck. Maybe trying to search in the women's fitting room wasn't the best idea-" "WHY THE FUCKKKKK ARE YOU IN HERE!? AND WHY THE FUCKKK ARE YOU DANCING!? YOU FUCKING CREEP!" All the women in the fitting room began to yell, and Taka exclaimed, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Taka danced his way out of the fitting room, and the woman who saw him told a nearby mall cop, "That creep was peepin' and dancing in the fitting room!" The mall cop looked at Taka dancing away, and so they got their walkie talkie and said, "Shit, guys. Looks like someone else is gonna dance themselves to death." The mall cop began to chase after Taka, although- he was a tad slow due to his enormous weight. "Shit- I hope Yasuha finds that bastard soon!"

Yasuha wasn't having much luck with Weird Al. He was still dancing in the same spot, and he didn't have any luck with finding Weird Al. "Shit- everyone's watching and recording me... this is so embarrassing!" he thought to himself, "I put eyes on like- 23 people, and none of them have found anything!" Yasuha felt as if he'd never find Weird Al, and that all hope was lost. However, he suddenly saw something noteworthy on an eye which he placed on a 14 year old girl. He saw an accordion!

"Why's that guy holding an accordion?" said the girl. "Weird. Well, whatever." The girl began to look through the shirts and merchandise. She eventually found a shirt which had the logo of a band she was quite fond of. "Hmm... this looks pretty good." she said to herself. Then, she was approached by the man holding an accordion. He was a stonefish- he was Weird Al.

"Umm, do you even like that band? I bet you think it's just some brand." he told the girl. "Um, I like some of their songs." she said. "Name three of their albums." said Weird Al. "Uhh- okay? A Funk Odyssey, Canned Heat, and Virtual Insanity." "AKSHUALLY-" exclaimed Weird Al, " Canned Heat isn't one of their albums! That's another band! Poser EXPOSED! I bet you think you're not like other girls eh? I bet you think you're sooo unique! Well now that I've exposed you *blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah*"

The girl decided to walk out of the store, due to how creepy and smelly Weird Al was. Yasuha exclaimed, "That's him! That's Weird Al! I've found him!" In the midst of his dancing, he managed to grab his phone from his pocket and dial Taka. "Taka! I know where Weird Al is! He's in Topic Hot, that store for weird nerds and goth kids!" "Oh, thank god you found him! I've got a mall cop on my ass right now, I'll call you back when I pummel Weird Al's ass into the ground."

Taka danced his way to Topic Hot, and the mall cop was slowly catching up to him. He danced his way to the entrance of the shop, and he could see Weird Al at a corner in the back. "I've got you now, asshole!" exclaimed Taka.

TO BE CONTINUED

Name: Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al is a creepy loser who roams the Miracle About You mall. He curses anyone who talks to Big Jim with his ability. He spends most of his time at Topic Hot, looking at the figures of cartoon characters. He only goes home after the mall closes. He's closely associated to the miscreants that Big Moe hangs out with, which is how he has his ability.