Weird Al turned his head at Taka's direction. "Oh! Hehe, you found me... I dunno how but, you did." said Weird Al, "Mwahahaha! Ignorant fool! You will still have no way of beating me in a fight! How the hell can you attack me while dancing!? Mhm, and even if you couldn't dance- I've seen enough action cartoons! I can beat you easily!"

Taka attempted to use Salad Days, however, Weird Al was outside of the ability's range. Two Mall Cops were running towards Taka, one of them saying, "We are NOT having another dancing related death in here. If you're gonna dance to death, do it outside!" Taka thought, "Shit, I can't move, and these dudes are about to force me outta the mall!" Weird Al rubbed his hands together like the villain of a cartoon and said, "Mwahahaha! It seems I've outsmarted y-" Suddenly, a panel from the ceiling hit Weird Al right on the head.

Suddenly, a ghoulish voice said, "You're a special kind of weird." Nat King Cole suddenly poofed into the room, and he shut the gate that closed the store down when the mall wasn't open. Taka was kept inside the store, and the two mall cops were stuck outside. "A g-ghost!?" exclaimed Weird Al, "It's just like the one that appears in Rubber Band, season 5, episode 2!"

"Is this what the new generation is like?" said Nat King Cole, "It seems smoothskins born after the great turf war only know how to eat hot chips, lie, and watch cartoons!" Taka exclaimed, "Nat King Cole?! What're you doing here!?" "I told you that I'd come and join in when I felt like it. Taka, just why are you dancing?"

Taka began to explain as he continued dancing, "You know how you can manipulate rooms or whatever with your guitar? Well this guy can make it so people dance to death with his accordion!" Nat King Cole said, "Hm, seems like a real jerk. Here, I'll help you out Taka." He turned some of the figurines in the store into hammers, which were flung at Weird Al."

"Nooo!" exclaimed Weird Al, "Those figurines are precious collectibles and some of the best available versions! And I guess my body hurts as well!" Nat King Cole said, "Put an end to Taka's dancing or I'll destroy more of those precious toys!" "They're not TOYS they're FIGURINES!" exclaimed Weird Al furiously, "Fine, I'll stop!"

Taka's dancing ceased, and immediately, he ran and used Salad Days to destroy Weird Al's accordion. "You fucking asshat!" he yelled. He ran towards Weird Al and punched him right in the face. "OW- FUCK! MEAN! TOTALLY UNNECESSARY!" exclaimed Weird Al Yankovic. Taka delivered another punch, this time towards his gut. Weird Al fell to his knees, and Taka said, "Alright, so what you're gonna do is lead me and my friend Yasuha down to the warehouse that Big Moe and his miscreants hang out in." "Haha, I dunno about that-" "DO IT!"

Weird Al gulped and said, "S-Sure! I'll do it!" "Good." Taka picked up his phone and asked Yasuha to come up to Topic Hot. Then, he asked Nat King Cole to let him out of the store.

TO BE CONTINUED

Name: Taka DeMarco

Taka is a man who's around 30 years old. He used to be in a band called Hightide Era, though, they stopped performing and making music 5 years ago. After defeating a man named Caravan Palace and saving Inkopolis from destruction, he decided to settle down and live a calm life. JK he didnt. After that, he and his two friends went off on a journey to stop an insane, specist woman from making a wish that would cause non-inklings to become enslaved. After that whole ordeal, Taka went off on his own to become a hero in Inkopolis, saving people and defeating criminals.

Although Caravan Palace and Commander Tartar were destroyed half a decade ago, Taka still feels as if something involving them is lurking in Inkopolis.