Yasuha still remembered the day his father died clearly. He had just gotten dropped off at home by a bus, and he heard a ruckus happening down the street. He assumed it was just another street fight, and so he walked into his house. He locked the front door and sat at the dining table to start on his homework. Suddenly, he heard banging on the door. Scared, he slowly walked to the door as it kept banging. He looked to see what was happening through the peephole, and saw that it was his own father trying to bust down the door.
"Yasuha!" he yelled, "Are you there!? Let me in!" Yasuha obeyed, and quickly went to unlock the door. However, as suddenly as the whole thing began, his father was shot right in the head. He fell to the floor, the life in his body completely gone. Yasuha didn't understand. Just like that, out of nowhere, his father was dead, laying lifeless right in front of the front door.
Suddenly, he saw 3 other people run in. One of them was a large man by the name of Big Moe. The other was a slender but tall man, who wore a bowler hat, a scarf, and a black cashmere coat. The third one was an inkling with bizarre body features, who had purple lipstick and wore a jacket with symbols involving pop culture all over it. His hair color was green, although somehow, his eye color was brown. Yasuha also noticed that the third inkling held a gun in his hand.
"T-That guy... s-shot my dad!" said the young Yasuha to himself. Big Moe said, "Oy, who the hell was Billie talkin' to? I heard him yell for someone." The slender, tall man answered, "He said the name Yasuha. Looks like we have a witness on our hands." Yasuha heard them, and backed away from the door. "Am I n-next?" he muttered. Tears were rolling down his cheek. This all happened so suddenly.
Yasuha heard the doorknob shaking around, and despite the fact that the door was locked, it opened. The three let themselves in, and the third inkling with brown eyes raised his gun. He aimed his gun at Yasuha, however, Big Moe told him to lower it. "I've gotta better idea." he said. Big Moe grabbed Yasuha by the neck with his massive hand, and said, "Listen kid. From now on, you do whotevah I tell ya to do, got it mate? When I want money, you'll give me money. When I want someone to carry my stuff around, you'll carry my stuff around. When I want a fockin' back massage, you'll give me a bloody back massage! Or else, I'll kill you. And I'll kill ya mum. And I'll kill all ya bloody friends. Got it?"
Yasuha nodded, still crying. "Wipe those tears of ya face," said Big Moe, "You've got a nice, happy life ahead of ya!" he laughed. "I think our job here is done." said the slender one. The third inkling nodded, and the three left the building. In a matter of mere minutes, Yasuha's entire life took a turn for the worst. He hasn't been the same since.
5 years later, and it's now the day after the defeat of Weird Al. Taka and Yasuha went back to Taka's house, and they kept Weird Al locked in a closet. Taka opened up the closet and said, "Wakey wakey." Weird Al woke up, and Taka grabbed him and dragged him out of the closet. "So what you're gonna do is lead us to that warehouse Big Moe hangs in, mkay?" "Y-Yes sir!" exclaimed Weird Al. Yasuha, Taka, and Weird Al all walked out of the house and began walking towards their destination.
For about 11 minutes, the three walked without any interruptions. Weird Al gave directions, and the two followed. Throughout the whole walk, Taka had his finger pointed at the back of Weird Al's head. Eventually, the group had to walk up a steep street, which was built on a hill. The three began to walk up, but Yasuha and Taka slowly began to feel weird. The higher up they were on the street, the more they began to feel lightheaded.
Yasuha asked Taka, "Hey, I feel kinda dizzy... do you feel it too?" Taka responded, "Me tooo..." "It gets worse... the higher... we go up..." said Yasuha in a drony voice. "Let's try walking down..." said Taka. Taka and Yasuha walked down the street, and noticed that the dizziness lessened the lower they were. Weird Al exclaimed, "Hah, yes! He's here!" He ran up the street, and didn't get dizzy at all. He ran towards a figure, and he said, "They were makin' me take them to Big Moe's place!"
The figure said, "Well don't worry, you don't have to anymore. If they wanna go there, they gotta walk up this street." The figure was a man who wore a black leather coat, and had a huge afro. His skin was very brown, and he smelled like cigarettes. Yasuha said, "Is this another music ability?" Taka said, "Certainly seems like it. I don't think we're able to walk up that street... we need to figure out a way to attack that guy from down here.
Suddenly, a 4'11 octoling girl wearing all black and a cat mask walked in. She had a large jar strapped to her back, a necklace made of paperclips. "Do you need any helppp?" she said.
TO BE CONTINUED
Ability Name: Online Shopping
Online Shopping is the ability of the man in the black leather jacket, who's named Macross 82-99. It makes it so that anyone he chooses who's below his altitude slowly loses oxygen the closer they get to his altitude. For example, imagine Macross 82-99 is on level 4 of a building and his target is on level 2. If the target uses the elevator to get to level 4, they'll slowly lose more and more oxygen the higher they get. The moment they reach Macross 82-99's exact altitude, they'll lose all oxygen and drop dead.
