"Who the hell are you?" asked Taka. The octoling girl wearing a cat mask replied, "My name is Gezebelle Gaburgably! I help those in need, and it seems you're stuck in a trickyyyy situationnn." She jumped in the air and tapped her feet together. Yasuha said, "She doesn't really seem like she'd be associated with Big Moe. Besides, we do need a little help with this."
Macross 82-99 and Weird Al pulled out their portable gaming consoles and began to play a fighting game. They were planning on staying there for a while. Taka said, "Sure, we'll take whatever help we can get." "Wonderful!" exclaimed Gezebelle, who began to do a little dance. She sang a song, and then quickly zipped out at an incredible speed. She came back holding a box of arts and crafts materials.
"Here! Use thissss to try and defeat that man!" said Gezebelle. "... Uhm, sorry- what are we supposed to do with this?" "I dunno!" exclaimed Gezebelle happily. "I thought you were gonna help us- what're we supposed to do with a box of this?" "Hmmmmm..." she said, "Gimme gimme! I'll show you!" She did a little dance while singing and jumped up in the air with joyous whimsy. Then, she began to rapidly craft something using wooden sticks, glue, string, and glitter. Eventually, she finished crafting.
"Voila!" said Gezebelle, proudly presenting a makeshift fishing rod. "Hm?" said Taka, "What're we supposed to do with this?" Gezebelle said, "Dunno!" Yasuha snatched it and began to inspect it. He thought for a good minute, and then exclaimed, "Shyness Boy!" He shot flesh onto the end of the rod, and then he cast the line at Macross 82-99. The piece of flesh grew a tiny arm, which latched onto the man's hair.
Macross 82-99 nor Weird Al even noticed, as they were too distracted by their game. "Erm... now what?" said Yasuha. Taka shrugged, and Gezebelle said, "Hmmmmm... I've got it!" She began to sing, "Well I wish I was in the land of inkin', oh times there are not forgotten! Look away, look away, look away- Inkopolis!" She once again zipped away, and Yasuha commented, "That didn't even rhyme."
Gezebelle returned with a jar in her hand. Neither Taka nor Yasuha could tell what the hell was in it, and Gezebelle said, "Don't worryyy, tee hee!" She opened the jar and released dozens of red ants onto the fishing line. "Woah!" exclaimed Taka. The ants crawled up the line, which went all the way up to Macross 82-99's hair. He felt a sudden itch on his skin and hair, and looked at his arm to find dozens upon dozens of ants crawling all over him.
"Eek!" yelled Macross 82-99 as he dropped his game console, cracking the screen. "Nooo! Dolly Fighters 8 portable addition, noooo!" he cried. The red ants began to bite him all over, and Macross 82-99 exclaimed, "This... won't... get me to stop! Even though *YOWCH* these ants are *OOF* biting me all over, I won't *EEK* let this deter my spirit!"
Taka and Yasuha began to feel nauseous, however, they thought nothing of it. Taka exclaimed, "Hmmm... we need something stronger! Gezebelle, bring me some gasoline!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Name: Macross 82-99
Macross 82-99 is yet another person who's closely associated with Big Moe. He tends to mostly stay in areas with high altitudes, like mountains, or huge buildings. He has an addiction to smoking cigarettes, and he spends most of his free time playing fighting games. He also really enjoys gambling.
