Taka was playing a crossword puzzle game on his phone, and when he looked up to see what was happening, he was amazed. "Woah-" he yelled, "How the fuck did you do that?!" Yasuha said, "I- I dunno!" The creature had the body of an inkling, though it was bald and lacked any squid-like characteristics. Taka said, "See, that's what I was talkin' about! This is what perfecting the rhythm can do!"

Machine Girl exclaimed, "Bahaha what the fuckkk! It's cute. I'm gonna kill it!" She swung her chainsaw at the creature, chopping it in half. As it died, it devolved and left no trace behind as it disappeared. Taka exclaimed, "Your ability has gone beyond merely making flesh and extra limbs! It is now capable of producing lifeforms!" Yasuha was taken aback by what he had just done. "What the- woah. I uh, wow."

Yasuha began to use the rhythm once again, making sure to make it as perfect as it was before. Another creature just like the previous one appeared. Yasuha said, "Uh- will you do what I say? Like- follow my command- or whatever." The creature nodded, and Yasuha said, "Uh, that girl with the chainsaw. Kill her, somehow. Dunno." Machine Girl knelt down and asked the creature, "Do you bleed. What does your blood taste like. Do you have hemorrhoids. Are you- do you- poop?"

Yasuha pointed at Machine Girl and said, "Creature thingy, KILL HER!" The tiny being ran up to Machine Girl. She swung her chainsaw at the thing, but it managed to narrowly dodge the weapon. It grabbed onto her arm and crawled up to her head. Machine Girl attempted to bite the creature, however, it managed to get out of the way of her jaw and punch her eye. "Ahahaha- do that again!" she said.

Yasuha thought, "Doesn't seem as if these small creatures are too powerful... looks like I still have to take care of this myself." Machine Girl was distracted by the weak punches being delivered to her eye, which she seemingly enjoyed. Yasuha yelled "SHYNESS BOY!" and began to shoot out flesh. Machine Girl sang, "When the crypt doors creak and the tombstones quak-" Yasuha created an arm made about the length of 2 feet, and he proceeded to uppercut Machine Girl. She fell back, and her t-shirt lifted up and a tattoo of hers was revealed. Taka instantly recognized it.

"Wait-" Taka exclaimed, "Are you- WERE YOU PART OF THE NEW INKOPOLIS CONNECTION!?" Machine Girl began to cackle, "Oh yeahhhh, the New Inkopolis Connection. I left after Yoko died, she was sooo hardcore. She gave me my 'Mayhem' ability and let me kill sooooo many peoplesss!" Taka stuttered, "But I- I thought- I thought I eliminated every member of that gang!" Machine Girl said, "Waittt- are you Taka? That dude that killed Yoko and all those other dudess? You're so radddd!"

Taka said, "After I defeated Yoko- I got rid of every member of the New Inkopolis Connection! How are you-" Machine Girl said, "Me and Hanatarash fled Inkopoliss! You didn't get usss since we're just too badass!" Taka yelled, "Who the fuck is Hanatarash!?" Yasuha thought to himself, "Uhh... what the fuck are these two talking about?"

Taka asked again, "Answer me, who the fuck is Hanatarash!?" Machine Girl laughed and said, "Po-pi-po-pi-po-po-pi-pooo!" She picked up a hamburger to throw at Yasuha, and Taka yelled "Salad Days!" He shot his tiny pizzas at Machine Girl's face, killing her before she could throw the rotten hamburger. Yasuha asked Taka what the hell they were on about. Taka explained, "The New Inkopolis Connection was an inkling supremacist gang that once terrorized Inkopolis. Or was it a terrorist organization- I don't know. Point is, they did some vile shit. 5 years ago, me and my friend defeated their leader, Yoko."

"The gang had a specific item which could give music related abilities to anyone who touched it. After Yoko was taken care of, I went back and killed every member who had a music ability, and any other members to prison. I thought everyone was taken care of, but I guess some slipped under my radar..." Taka and Yasuha suddenly heard a voice outside yell, "Machine Girlll! You thereee!?" Taka and Yasuha looked at each other and agreed to go outside to see who it was.

They stepped out of the building, and encountered a 6'2 tall woman. Her eyes were as bizarre as Machine Girl's, they were pitch black aside from a purple iris. She had short purple hair, and wore a brown rain coat. Her sweatpants were black but covered in mud, which went with her black muck boots, which were also dirtied.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Yasuha. "Me? I'm visiting my girlfriend, Machine Girl. The name's Hanatarash."

TO BE CONTINUED

Name: Machine Girl

Machine Girl is a drug dealer and former member of the New Inkopolis Connection. She enjoys wreaking havoc, and the faces people make when they're knocking on death's door. At age 4, she was forced to eat a bucket of cement. Surprisingly, this didn't kill her. Instead, it got her hooked. She loved eating cement, and would order pizza with cement on it. She would later meet her girlfriend Hanatarash while working for the New Inkopolis Connection. She didn't join the organization because she agreed with their ideals, but rather because she enjoyed killing people.