Yasuha began to carefully and precisely use a rhythm, trying to make it as perfect as it could be. Eventually, he created another one of those short creatures (the ones from the struggle against Hanatarash). He sent the short being to go into the building Starman apparently resided in. "I'll send that thing in first to check for any traps." explained Yasuha.
The interior was incredibly empty, there wasn't so much as an insect crawling around. "The coast is clear it seems." said Yasuha, "Although, I'm only seeing the entrance here. Dunno about the rest of the rooms." Taka said, "Well let's go in and find out." The two entered the building, and memories began to flood Taka's head. He recognized the metallic stairs, the rusty and metallic doors, and the scrap metal parts laying around. There was indeed, a lot of metal.
Even though Taka only visited for one night 5 years ago, he remembered the whole ordeal so clearly, the scenery of the building sticking in his mind. "I'm still wondering what the fuck that Starman bastard has to do with Caravan." he muttered. "I don't know Caravan much, but the fact that he was killed 5 years ago, the same year my Dad died- I dunno, I'm wondering about Starman's motivations. "Don't worry." Taka said, "We'll find the rat faced bastard and make him spill the beans on just what the hell he's been up to."
Yasuha yelled out, "Hey! Reveal yourself, 'Starman'! Fuckin' pussy! Are you hiding from us!? Are you scared of the fact that we've defeated every jackass you've thrown in our direction!?" No response came. "It seems we've gotta look for him ourselves." said Taka calmly. Right as the two were about to enter a room on the left, they heard footsteps coming towards them. "Wait- could that be him?" asked Yasuha.
They didn't hear the footsteps of just one person, but rather- three whole individuals. "Oh shit." said Taka, "It's a party it seems. And we're outnumbered." Taka and Yasuha stayed on guard, and eventually, a door swung open. Starman and two other individuals walked into the indoor balcony above Taka and Yasuha, the second person carrying a remote. Taka and Yasuha noticed something was off about the three. Yasuha remembered Starman's face very well, so he knew it was him- but something felt incredibly off.
Taka and Yasuha looked closer at the three, and then they noticed that they were all humans. Yasuha began to shake, saying "Wait- are you... Starman? Am I dreaming? What the fuck- are you guys humans!?" Starman said, "Yes. We are. You seem to remember me by my false appearance, the one I use when outside. You seem to remember me clearly, you recognized it was me despite the fact that I didn't have my inkling wig, eye mask, and ears on." Yasuha responded, "It's because of that stupid fucking lipstick. But- you're a human!? What the fuckkk is going ON!?"
Venus said, "Hey don't insult his lipstick you wiener!" Taka exclaimed, "Humans are all extinct! How the fuck do you exist!? Not only are you associated with Caravan- but you're an extinct fucking creature!" Starman responded, "My two creators, Tartar and Caravan, were brilliant minds. Using the remnants of the inferior species, the inkling, Tartar created me and my two siblings! We are meant to resemble and be the second coming of the humans, the brilliant minds who ruled the world thousands of years ago!"
Taka exclaimed, "So you three are all the creations of Caravan!? What the fuck was the point of killing Yasuha's father!?" Starman said, "I remember the day you killed our creators. I was woken up by my sister, who showed the footage of you and three other fellows somehow killing off my creators with a bizarre source of power! I remember one of them died. His name was Dick Zucker, right? What a ridiculous name. Anyways, I decided to investigate and find out who that man was. I found out that a year before he died, he worked at a restaurant with a man named Hot Soup."
Starman cleared his throat and continued, "I began to wonder if those who worked at the restaurant also knew of this power, and so I decided to go ahead and kidnap the two chefs working there and see what they could do. With the help of two gang members named Big Moe and Dolmeth, I kidnapped the two chefs working in the same place that Dick once worked in. One was Hot Soup, and the other was Billie Anri, who I believe is your father. We found out that they could make food capable of granting bizarre power, and so Dolmeth and Big Moe decided to keep the two as personal chefs for their own nefarious needs."
Starman stared down at Yasuha and said, "Billie attempted to escape back home, but we chased him down and I killed him my glock. I believe you were there, Yasuha." Yasuha's face began to become red with fury. He clenched his fist and nearly popped a vein, yelling, "FUCKING SCUM! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" He attempted to run towards the balcony, however, Taka grabbed him and said, "Yasuha! We don't know what abilities those three could have! And you're outnumbered 1 to 3! Don't just run towards 'em! I get your anger, but stay cautious."
Starman laughed and said, "Fate has pulled us all here like a magnet! Taka and his friends deciding to come and attack me, Billie applying for a position at that restaurant, Big Moe deciding to not kill Yasuha, Yasuha and Taka finding each other- IT WAS ALL MEANT TO BE! THIS WILL ALL LEAD TO THE CREATION OF THE NEW WORLD! A NEW START FOR LIFE ON EARTH! ALL OF THIS WAS PLANNED!"
Taka yelled out, "What the fuck are you on about!? Are you gonna fight us or somethin'!? What the hell is 'the new world'!?" Cosmic Girl, the sister of Starman yelled out, "Nope, we didn't come here to fight. In fact, it's the opposite. We're here to escape." Cosmic Girl clicked a button on the remote she held, and the roof of the building began to open up, revealing the night sky and the calming glow of the moon.
"Hot Soup!" yelled Starman, "Hurry! Come now!" Hot Soup ran in and stood next to Starman. Yasuha yelled, "Wait- Hot Soup!? I thought you were on our side!" Hot Soup yelled, "They're forcing me! I don't wanna do any of this!" Starman put his hand over Hot Soup's mouth and said, "Fate pulled me and Hot Soup together! With Hot Soup's masterful version of cooking, I'll achieve an ability capable of creating the new world! Venus, use your ability!"
Venus yelled, "Space Cowboy!" Suddenly, a massive amount of birds began to swarm into the building through the now open roof. The birds began to carry the four away, and Venus yelled, "Haha! And I opened Tararaboomdeay's cage! You guys are so fucked!" As the massive swarm of birds carried the group away, Taka yelled, "Don't fuckin' run away now! Yasuha, take down as many birds as you can!" Yasuha began to spray flesh onto the birds in hopes of blinding them, and Taka shot at as many as he could. Unfortunately, their efforts were in vain, and Starman, Cosmic Girl, Shocking Blue Venus, and Hot Soup all got away.
Taka said, "Damn it, they got away!" Yasuha said, "I am so utterly fucking confused. They're humans and want to bring in a new world!? What the fuck even is the new world!? And who the hell is Tararaboomdeay!?" Taka asked, "Wait, Tararaboomdeay? What's that?" "Remember, the one with blue eyes and orange hair said somethin' about a 'Tararaboomdeay'. That they unlocked their cage or something."
Suddenly, the two heard growling. They looked over, and saw a green colored dog with red eyes and mushroom growing on it's head. It barked at the two, and charged forward. Its collar said "Tararaboomdeay".
TO BE CONTINUED
