Yasuha stared at the dog, shaking and saying, "Is that the Tararaboomdeay they mentioned...?" Taka replied, "It seems so." Yasuha began to shake, saying, "It l-looks scary." Tararaboomdeay growled, the mushroom on it's head shaking and rattling like a maraca. His fur was as green as the grass, his teeth sharper than knives. He began to bark at Taka and Yasuha, startling Yasuha.
"Damn- he's loud!" said Yasuha, covering his ears. "What? Are ya scared of that dog?" laughed Taka, "It's just a stupid animal! We don't gotta worry about it!" Yasuha exclaimed, "Just look at him! First of all- dogs are fuckin' extinct, he's green, and he's got a mushroom on his head. We are NOT looking at a normal animal!" Taka exclaimed, "Still, I doubt it's got some sort of music related ability. I mean, can animals even understand music? I heard they perceive it as just a whole bunch of random sounds."
Tararaboomdeay barked even louder, and eventually, he positioned himself as if he was about to run right up to the two and maul them to death. However, he began to exhale something, a bunch of odd tiny materials. Eventually, the whole room was flooded with these materials. Taka picked up a whole bunch with just his pinky finger, examined it closely and said, "These are micro-plastics." Yasuha raised an eyebrow and said, "...What? So the dog just exhaled a shit ton of micro-plastics?" "Yep."
Suddenly, Tararaboomdeay interrupted the two and began to howl. However, it wasn't any regular old howling. There was a melody. Yasuha yelled, "You see!? He does have an ability!" The micro-plastics which coated the floor like grated cheese on pasta began to fly upwards. Immediately, they began to fly into Taka and Yasuha's nostrils, ears, and mouths. "Shit- this plastic shit is flyin' into us!" yelled Yasuha. "Yeah no shit!" responded Taka.
immediately, Yasuha began to shoot out small protective domes of flesh onto every part of the body which was vulnerable. "Don't breathe too much." said Yasuha, "The flesh protecting your mouth will occasionally open up, but only a little bit." Taka said, "Woah, this is cool." Tararaboomdeay growled, and became noticeably furious. "Looks like we angered him!" exclaimed Taka.
Tararaboomdeay barked and ran towards the two with violent intent. They managed to get out of the way quickly enough, but a piece of Yasuha's jeans was ripped off by Tararaboomdeay's claws. "Salad Days!" exclaimed Taka. He activated his pizza bullets, and shot them straight at Tararaboomdeay. They punctured the mutt's ribs and intestines, killing the dog before it had a chance to wound the two.
"That was easy as hell!" exclaimed Taka. "Yeah! But shit, we've still got some micro-plastics in our system." "Don't worry about that, we can get 'em cleaned out. I think." Taka and Yasuha high fived, celebrating their easy success. "Actually, I don't think we should high five. Starman did leave, we still have to chase that prick down." said Yasuha. Taka sighed, looking at a long few days where he has to fight Starman and all of his paid minions. Suddenly, the two heard a bizarre, mushy like sound.
They looked back at the corpse of Tararaboomdeay, but what they saw was horrifying and weird. The dog's intestines began to move around, as well as the flesh which was shot clean off. It all began to reconnect, and eventually, it looked as if the mutt had never even been scratched. Tararaboomdeay got back up and looked at the two with eyes that said the words, "I'm going to fucking kill you."
TO BE CONTINUED
Ability Name: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang is the ability of Tararaboomdeay, which is activated by the melody. The ability makes it so all micro-plastics immediately began to fly towards any holes and entrances present on the body, like the mouth, or the ears. The ability itself does not produce the micro-plastics, but rather- controls them. Tararaboomdeay himself is already capable of producing micro-plastics, similar to how Nessun Dorma could breathe out mold.
