Yasuha responded, "So where do we find these bombs, then?!" exclaimed Yasuha. "Dunno. Let's search around. They likely won't be in this room though..." Taka looked around the room they were hiding in. It resembled a kitchen, with pots and pans and a sink, as well as a stove. "Yeah, it's certainly not in here." Yasuha yelled, "Taka it's only a matter of seconds before that dog busts in and fucking kills us! I doubt that your bomb plan will even work!"

"Chill, damn!" yelled Taka, "Stay calm! Let's go check out the other rooms." Taka and Yasuha ran down to the next room, which resembled a bedroom. There was a bunk bed, a single mattress on the floor, and a TV. Suddenly, they heard a loud SLAM coming from the kitchen, as well as barking, which quickly began louder by the second. "Close the door Yasuha! He's comin'!" exclaimed Taka.

Yasuha quickly shut the door tight, which immediately began to get slammed on in attempts to bust it down. Yasuha said, "There obviously ain't jack shit in this room, to the next one! The faster we get this bomb crap over with, the quicker we can leave!" Taka and Yasuha ran to the next room, and shut the door in case Tararaboomdeay busted down the last door. This room resembled some sort of library, with bookshelves and a few chairs and a coffee table. "I don't think there's bombs in here." said Yasuha.

Taka said, "Nah, I disagree." Yasuha looked over at him and said, "What? Oh yeah, I forgot. Libraries are the perfect places to store deadly explosives!" Taka nodded his head and said, "Exactly." Yasuha was flabbergasted, "Taka. What the fuck. Dude, this is just a library! C'mon, we've gotta get outta this place!" Taka responded, "In movies and shit, there's always a secret book you can pull which unlocks some sort of hidden room, or something." Yasuha yelled, "Are you really going by MOVIE logic!?" "Yes."

Taka began to pull on every book in the library, and during the ordeal, Tararaboomdeay busted down the door in the bedroom and began to bang on the library door. Yasuha yelled, "Taka! The dog is right fucking there! WE WILL D-" Suddenly, a metallic sound was heard as Taka pulled on a purple book. The bookshelf began to lower itself into the ground, and a hidden door was revealed. Taka looked back at Yasuha with a smug face. "I told ya so."

Yasuha said, "Well hurry! Check it out! You're not even sure if it has bombs in it!" The two ran into the secret room and locked the door shut. They turned on a light, which illuminated the whole room. Inside was a massive stash of guns, bombs, and gold. For some reason, the highest value item in the room appeared to be a piece of paper, which was resting on a pillow that layed on a stand.

The paper was a picture of a bush in some sort of park near a playground. The text "Lacrimosa 4/6" was written on with a marker. "Lacrimosa sounds familiar... and is 4/6 some sort of date? If so, that's two days from now..." Yasuha exclaimed, "Okay, we found the bombs, now what!?" Taka shoved the paper into his pocket and said, "Uh, we attack Tararaboomdeay with em!" Taka picked up the bombs and saw that they could attach and stick to objects.

"All we've gotta do is attach all these bombs to that damned dog, then he'll get blown right up!" Yasuha created some flesh to make a skin sack, which he stores the bombs inside. The bombs were all black with timers attached, and little legs to hold onto whatever they were thrown at. They were roughly the size of tennis balls.

Taka and Yasuha exited the room, and right as they reentered the library, Tararaboomdeay busted in. He barked and charged towards the two, but Yasuha was able to throw all the bombs at him before he mauled them. This caught Tararaboomdeay off guard, who stopped in his tracks. His vision was blocked by two bombs covering his eyes, and so he was sniffing around and attempting to get all the bombs off his body.

The timers on the bombs turned on and began counting down from 1 minute. "RUN!" yelled Taka. The two immediately began to run through the house, eventually reaching the entrance. Tararaboomdeay tracked their scents and ran after the two. Yasuha shut the entrance door to slow down Tararaboomdeay, and the two began to run as fast as they could. Eventually, the one minute was over.

They covered their ears and jumped forwards. Starman's home building blew the fuck up, sending heaps of metal flying everywhere. The two buildings next to the place were destroyed as well, and every structure near it was showered with heaps of metal that were sent flying because of the explosion. Taka's car was destroyed in the impact.

Yasuha muttered while on the floor, "Is... is that fucker finally dead?" The two looked over at the building which was now completely destroyed. There was not a single sign of life. "We did it! We killed that damn mammal!" yelled Taka. "Though, Starman got away... and everything he created which could tell us where he went was destroyed."

Yasuha quietly celebrated, and then said, "Not quite. We have a way of knowing where he is." Taka said, "Huh? How!?" Yasuha explained, "When those four were getting flown away by the birds, I created a tiny creature, and tossed him up onto a bird. It didn't take too much energy to make them, they were only an inch tall. Anyways, that creature climbed onto some person with a bucket hat and orange hair. They haven't noticed that he's near. Since me and the creature are one and the same, I can see and hear everything they say."

Taka's face lit up. "Holy shit! Yasuha, you're fuckin' amazing! Holy shit!" Yasuha exclaimed, "Heh, thanks! We'll kick that shithead's ass in no time!" The two high fived and walked off. "Wait, my car got destroyed in the explosion..." said Taka, "Looks like we've gotta take the bus again. God, I hate the bus. Always smells like shit." The two made their way to the nearest bus stop.

MEANWHILE IN SOME OTHER PLACE IN INKOPOLIS

"Mayor Tallyhall, when will you use your resources to combat homelessness?" "Mayor Tallyhall, when will you enforce better drug laws?" Mr. Tallyhall, the mayor of Inkopolis, was doing his best to give promising answers to the swarm of reporters and journalists. People in a crowd began to chant, "TALLYHALL IS A DISGRACE! TALLYHALL HAS A STUPID FACE!" The chanting became louder, with people screaming and holding up signs which said "IMPEACH TALLYHALL!" and "TALLYHALL IS THE WORST MAYOR IN THE HISTORY OF INKOPOLIS!"

Mr. Tallyhall slammed his fists on the stand he was on and yelled, "ENOUGH! Ungrateful middle class brats! There's nothing wrong with my system! I'm so tired of hearing you all whine! Don't try to make me feel guilty about all your damn problems! There's nothin' wrong with making some profit! If you ask, I'll say it's just fine! When was the last time any of you worked!? When's the last time any of you bitches dug a ditch!? You talk talk and talk about your suffering and pain, yet none of you have ever TRULY suffered! My system for running Inkopolis is PERFECT!"

TO BE CONTINUED