1. Conga lines are forbidden in the Great Hall. (Seriously, Fred, George, I mean it.)

2. Teaching Peeves "ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall" will result in two weeks of detention. (Why? Just why?)

3. Follow-up to rule two: teaching Peeves the Gummi Bear song will also earn you two weeks of detention.

4. Rigging explosions in toilets is forbidden. (Why did I have to write that, students?)

5. Playing 101 Ways to Kill Umbridge is hereby prohibited. Even if it's funny.

6. Calling Professor Snape "Professor Snake" is not a good idea.

7. Starting a Harry Potter cult is off limits. Harry will hex you and I will let him. (Creevey brothers, this one's for you.)

8. You are not allowed to distribute cups of smashed up ghost chili peppers and call it a pepper-up potion. Even though it kind of is.

9. Playing hot potato with potion vials is a bad idea.

10. Releasing Bludgers in Professor Umbridge's office will result in immediate expulsion.

A/n: I got inspired to write this fic after reading Chiron's Camp Rules by Dragon468. I hope this brings you a few laughs. If you have any suggestions for rules, please review and let me know. I'll update on Saturday if we get to three reviews. And if you enjoyed this, feel free to check out my other works. Later!

Lauren.