Yasuha exclaimed, "Taka! Watch out! Those cyclists are comin' straight towards you!" Taka thought to himself, "Just how can I make sure I dodge this attack while making sure I don't kill any of those cyclists? Mel B and Queen aren't within range... I gotta get closer to em!" Taka quickly dashed towards the two, but then, a cyclist crashed straight into him. And another. And then another. The bikes all began to pile on top of Taka, giving him burns and fractures. "Wh- What's happening!? Why can't I control my movements!?" cried a cyclist.
Suddenly, a large, elastic arm flew towards and held onto Taka's face. He was pulled away from the pile of bikes and flung towards the roof of the pizzeria. All the cyclists immediately changed direction, and began to head towards Taka's new location. "I don't think those cyclists can reach me up here!" exclaimed Taka. Yasuha exclaimed, "You're welcome!" and laughed.
Queen laughed, exclaiming, "Hahaaaa! Do you really think that you're safe now!? Mel B! Do the thing!" Mel B raised her hammer and yelled, "SISTER SLEDGE!" She began to swing it around with ease, Yasuha noting that it was getting swung with a particular rhythm. He yelled, "Don't do what I think you're doing! Fuckhead, I'll beat the shit out of you for working with Starman!" Yasuha ran towards her and created a large arm, which he lunged at her. Before the arm could grab her, Mel B slammed her large hammer onto the pavement.
All objects within half a mile were propelled into the air, including buildings, which were slightly torn off their foundations. Ripples flowed through the ground as if it were a pond which had just gotten a pebble tossed into itself. Taka and Yasuha were both launched into the air, as well as the cyclists. While airborne, all the bike riders all practically flew right into Taka, as if they were jets speeding into a tower. Luckily for Taka, bicycles can't melt double-lined fusilier bones.
The bikes all smashed into him, injuring him even more. Everything that goes up must come down, and so Taka, Yasuha, and the cyclists all fell back down. Mel B yelled, "You bitches really can't beat us! Yasuha, you're not capable of doing shit! The weird flesh shit you make isn't that strong! And Taka's getting fucked up by CAMPTOWN RACES! You scrumble gumblers are nothing against us!" Mel B showed her middle finger to Taka and exclaimed, "This is revenge for Mel C! For Chicago too I guess, but he was kind of a dick!"
Queen told Mel B, "Heyyy, I think we're being a bit too meann..." Mel B scoffed and said, "Nah! We're not being mean enough!" Yasuha yelled, "I'll show you guys! I'll show you what happens when you underestimate SHYNESS BOY!" Mel B laughed and said, "The fuck are you gonna do against us, lil piss baby! That's why yo daddy's dead!" Although Taka was busy trying to get away from the onslaught of bikers, he audibly gasped and exclaimed, "Hey, what the hell!? That's pretty fucked up! Trying to kill us is fine but don't bring his dad into this!"
Yasuha's pale face became red with anger, a vein nearly popping. He clenched his fists tight and yelled, "What the FUCK did you just say!?" Mel B laughed, "Awww, you mad!? You gonna cry!?" Queen played with her hair and said to herself, seemingly ignoring everything that was happening, "I wish I had a bicycleeeee..."
Yasuha clenched his teeth and yelled, "You fucking dickkk! I'll fucking tear you to bits!" Taka exclaimed, "Wait, Yasuha! She could be trying to lure you in!" Yasuha stopped in his tracks and yelled back, "Huh!? Whaddya mean!?" Taka exclaimed, "She might be trying to get you closer to her! She's trying to get you closer to her so she gets the opportunity to smack you with-" Taka was interrupted by a wheel which began to roll over his mouth, but he managed to get his mouth away and yelled, "- the opportunity to smack you with that massive hammer!"
TO BE CONTINUED
Ability Name: Sister Sledge
Sister Sledge is the ability of Mel B, which is activated by the rhythm. A hammer is required for the ability, preferably a cartoonishly big one. The ability makes it so that when the hammer hits anything, the objects attached or on that thing jump up. For example, if a person is smacked with the hammer, all their hairs, and more dangerously- things like their eyes can jump up and pop out. Same with the buildings and people standing on a road.
Author's Note: Sorry for the inconsistent uploading! I got pushed off a 79 story building so I'm now in the hospital. I managed to break out and sneak in my laptop to continue writing! I apologize if my uploads become more inconsistent!
