Venus was on their phone, ignoring the chaos around them. They played their favorite song, Ink or Sink by Squid Squad. They began to dance and jam out, enjoying the music. They seemed to almost be oblivious to the chaos they were causing in the surrounding area. Birds attacked drivers, bystanders, smaller animals- basically everything. They were flying into windows and destroying them, which the news quickly caught onto.

BREAKING NEWS

The reporter adjusted his tie before taking a sip of his warm coffee, unaware that the camera had already begun to roll. He quickly set his mug down and began to speak, "There have been reports of birds of all kinds invading Inkopolis!" The man tried to speak his next sentence, but his laughter got the best of him. "I mean- seriously? This is stupid- birds invading Inkopolis!? Bahaha! Wait- what? Oh? People are in critical condition 'cause of this? Sorry- shit, it still sounds funny. Erm, I'm sorry. Anyways, it appears that this caused multiple severe car crashes, causing folks to get put into ambulances! And those ambulances are reportedly crashing as well!"

Venus watched the broadcast and burst out into laughter. Then, they switched back to listening to music, this time playing Shellfie by the Chirpy Chips. They began to dance once again, their moves being pretty crappy and amateur. They exclaimed, "This is revenge! This isn't even about helping Starman or whatever anymore! Everyone here made fun of me a ton, called me a nerd, an idiot, a dick, a bitch- THIS IS MY RESPONSE! SO WHAT IF I LOVE CARTOONS MEANT FOR LITTLE KIDS!? THIS IS WHAT YOU ALLLL DESERVE!"

Although Taka and Yasuha were still dealing with the onslaught of birds, they both heard the annoying yell of Venus. "Taka! That sounds just like that Venus person! They're somewhere around here!" Taka yelled back, "They're somewhere to the left of us! I heard 'em too!" Taka and Yasuha's surroundings were obscured, as the birds swarming them made it impossible to see what was happening beyond.

Venus continued to dance as the two continued to get attacked, thinking to themselves, "Damn! Those birds are ruthlesss!" After 4 more minutes of dancing, they began to grow impatient as the attack continued on. "When're those two gonna die!? Or get injured, atleast?! Jeez... Starman said I can't go until I get a picture of those two's dead bodies. Jeez, how gross..."

Suddenly, an arm came flying out towards Venus. It bonked them on the head. "Woah! What on earth!? What's this arm doing here?" They picked it up, and on closer inspection, they realized it was the severed arm of Yasuha. They dropped it in disgust, but were also ecstatic about the dismembered arm. "Wait, that means they're injured! The birds managed to tear that dude's arm off!" There were so many birds surrounding Taka and Yasuha that Venus couldn't see the two's bodies at all, so the dismembered arm was their first real indication that they'd been injured by the birds.

Suddenly, one of the two's eyes also came flying out. And a bird began to fly around while holding two of Taka's fingers in its beak. Venus clenched their first and yelled, "Score! They seem to be pretty dead, or at least reallyyyy fucked up!" They exited the music app on their phone and opened the camera app. They began to walk towards the large group of birds, holding up their phone as it recorded the scene. They commanded the birds to get out their way, and began to walk towards the two.

As the birds cleared the path, Venus noticed something strange. The two weren't injured at all, and in fact, they were both awaiting the arrival of Venus. Venus noticed this and immediately turned back, however, Yasuha managed to trip them with a long, slim piece of flesh created with Shyness Boy. Then, he used the flesh as a rope, wrapping it around Venus' leg and pulling them towards him. Taka then activated Salad Days, ready to shoot Venus when he needed to.

TO BE CONTINUED

Name: Shocking Blue Venus (Or just Venus)

Shocking Blue Venus is one of the three children/creations of Commander Tartar and Caravan Palace. Although Venus is technically 5 years old, they're mentally and physically around the age of 16. They have orange human hair that reaches their shoulders, blue eyes, and freckles. They wear a baggy long sleeve shirt depicting a globe, black jeans, and a blue bucket hat. When pretending to be an Inkling, they use fake, short blue hair. They love to watch cartoons and read comic books, as well as browse social media and argue with people online. Their favorite show is Non Somnia, the same as their good pal Loretta.