As Venus was roped in, they yelled, "What on earth!? How are you all unharmed!?" Yasuha laughed and explained, "I was able to spray and create limbs which resembled ours closely! I tossed them towards you so you'd think that your army of birds had torn us apart!" Venus became red as they realize that they'd been deceived by Yasuha, and they slammed their fist on the floor before yelling, "SPACE COW-A-BOYYYY!"
Taka exclaimed, "No, nuh uh! Don't try anything funny! One move and I'll blow your brains out!" His finger stayed locked onto Venus' head. Venus giggled as Taka continued to point his finger at her. "What's so funny?" he asked. Venus didn't answer, and so Taka remained confused. It was when Yasuha looked up when he realized what was Venus thought was so fucking funny.
A swarm of an incredibly rare group of birds began to fly in, called the "Doo Wa Ditties". They were exceptionally large birds, with beaks which were tough as nails and sharp talons which could pierce the heavens. Their feathers were a bright green color, their eyes pitch black. The species of bird was massive, about the same size as the average car. One of the birds picked Taka up by the shoulders, digging into his skin with its sharp claws. The Doo Wa Ditty threw Taka into the air, and then another Doo Wa Ditty caught him mid-air. The group of birds were now tossing Taka around like a group of kids playing catch.
As he was flung around, Taka yelled, "Yasuha! Shit- help me out here! They're throwin' me around like a fuckin' basketball!" Taka shot his pizza bullets at the birds, however, they blocked the hits with their beaks. Somehow, their beaks were tough enough to block the damage which came from Taka's ability. Yasuha exclaimed, "Well, I want to- but I recognize that species! They're called 'Doo Wa Ditties', and they're super fuckin' rare! I didn't even know if they were real! It feels kinda weird to attack endangered animals..."
"This might sound fucked up but- I don't give a damn! Save me from these doo doo witties or whatever the hell they're called!" yelled Taka as he continued to get tossed around. Taka once again attempted to shoot at the birds, doing no damage to any of them. The Doo Wa Ditties cawed as they threw Taka around, seemingly enjoying the activity.
Yasuha hesitated at first, wondering if he should harm the incredibly rare species. After thinking hard, he decided that he would decide to save Taka, whether it was at the expense of the birds or not. He ran to the crashed taxi and picked up a backpack which he had left in the backseats. Inside it were two pipe bombs, which Yasuha had obtained through not-so-legal methods that day. He was saving them in case things ever became too much for he and Taka to handle.
He ran back to where he was, noticing that Venus had escaped the clutches of his flesh rope and was now fleeing. Quickly, he threw the first pipe bomb at the birds attacking Taka, and the second at the direction of Venus.
TO BE CONTINUED
Species: Doo Wa Ditty
Doo Wa Ditties are a species of bird, discovered 50 years ago by an explorer named Zapp Roger. Zapp discovered the species while hiking on the high mountains in the far lands of Foggy Rivers. Zapp took photos of the animals and gave them their now iconic names. As he was sneakily taking photos, the birds caught the man, and chased him out of their home. Zapp immediately informed everyone of his great discovery, causing teams of researchers to go to the location of the birds. However, when they arrived, the birds had already left. After the incident, people had begun to believe that Zapp falsified his photos, and that the Doo Wa Ditties were nothing more than myths.
Zapp Roger would go on to spend the rest of his life trying to find the birds once again, to prove that the photos were legitimate. He would become obsessed with this task, dedicating all of his free time towards finding the Doo Wa Ditties. He would later become too old and crippled to explore, and he would go on to fund expeditions dedicated to finding the mysterious group of birds. Nothing would ever be found, and Zapp died in the hospital at the age of 78, a few hours before Taka and Yasuha's fight with Venus.
Author's Note: I apologize for not uploading any chapters for the past 87 years, I've been busy stacking my fish tower.
