Starman yelled, "How on earth- THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! ONLY I TOUCHED THE LACRIMOSA CUBE!" Yasuha laughed, "Not quite! Remember when you pulled it out? I created a stretchy arm of some sorts, and with that, I grabbed it! As I've stated before, me and my created flesh are one and the same. Therefore, that grab also allowed ME to gain this 'Lacrimosa' form, or whatever." Yasuha sprayed out some more skin, which was now fused with the Lacrimosa metal, just like his body. "Now, let's see what happens when two unmovable objects collide!"

Yasuha swung the now indestructible fist of flesh at Starman, socking him right below his eye. The hit caused Starman to fall back, showing Yasuha that he was now capable of hurting him. "Seems like immortal beings are still able to injure other immortal beings!" Yasuha yelled, "You aren't so invincible anymore!" He once again struck Starman, this time on the back of his neck. Starman face-planted against the floor, and Yasuha fiercely stepped on his head and pushed it further into the ground.

Although his voice was muffled, Starman loudly asked, "But- Yasuha! How on earth did you reverse Space Oddity?!" Yasuha replied, "That was my brand new ability! Since we always name our abilities, I'll call it- Cosmic Relief! Basically, it allows me to reverse time by a whole 20 seconds! But- once I use it, I can't activate it again for another 20 seconds." Starman muffled something as his face continued to be pressed into the grass. Yasuha took his foot off his head and asked, "Oh? What did you say?"

Starman raised his head from the ground and yelled, "THIS IS UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE! FATE SHOULDN'T HAVE GRANTED YOU AN ABILITY LIKE THAT! IT'S ON MY SIDE! AND MY SIDE ONLY!" "Uh huh, keep telling yourself that, you fucking heap of garbage!" Starman lunged at Yasuha, the two entering a fist fight. Starman punched Yasuha in the eye, hurting him greatly. Starman continued to punch at Yasuha, further hurting him. However, Yasuha suddenly yelled, "COSMIC RELIEF!" before humming a melody.

Time was reversed by 20 seconds, and then, Starman was back on the ground. Yasuha yelled, "SHYNESS BOY!" A large hammer made of flesh and the Lacrimosa metal began to materialize, and Yasuha raised it up high. Starman exclaimed, "W-Wait! Yasuha! Please, think this through! I'm by no means s-selfish! What I'm trying to do is truly helpful for the planet! Y-You of all people should know that! Those criminals made your life hell, did they not?! You know more than anyone how horrid that suffering can truly be! With my ability, all the filth in this world will perish, and so will their victims, who shall no longer feel the pain caused by their abusers! And when the next forms of life begin to evolve, we can truly mold them into being peaceful creatures!"

Yasuha swung the hammer down with great force, bludgeoning and caving his head in. The injury would've given brain damage to any regular person, but Starman had added protection. Starman yelled, "Yasuha! Stop! P-Please! Clearly, fate made us both immortal for a reason! You and I can both rule the new world!" Yasuha raised his hammer once again, and Starman yelled out, "Please Yasuha! Have some sense! I'm trying to save this world! I beg you, spare me! Allow me to create the new world!"

Yasuha laughed, "This feels great. To see you beg me for your life, it's a satisfying feeling." Starman yelled out, "Yasuha, no!" before once again getting struck in the head by the hammer. This time, it cracked his skull open, causing blood to gush out. "STOOOPPP!" He yelled once again. Yasuha showed no response, raising his hammer once again and striking down. His head further split open, though, he was still conscious. "YASUHA! STOP! YASUHA! PLEASE!" Yasuha didn't seem to care about his yelling, in fact, it only further satisfied him. He smirked as he raised his hammer and swung it down a fourth time. Then, he raised it again, Starman yelling, "DAMN YOUUU!"

Yasuha struck his head a fifth time, this time managing to completely destroy his skull. Starman's remains lay on the floor, his head now unrecognizable. It had been turned into a messy goop of brains, metal, and bone.

Yasuha calmly set the hammer down on the floor, feeling a sensation of relief. "Dad... Taka... Hot Soup... and everyone else who was affected by this shit bag, there. It's over. He's finally gone." Yasuha said. From now on, he knew the direction his life would take. He didn't know if he would continue to make music, if he would go to college, or if he would simply work a random job. What he did know however, is that he would decide. No longer would his decisions be altered by a gang of criminals controlling him, he would decide what to do with his life. He would become truly free.

He slowly walked through the park, appreciating the scent of the trees and plants. Then, he walked onto the street and waited for a bus. Suddenly, two muggers ran up to him, both carrying knives. One said in a slimy voice, "Hey hey... give us your wallet. If not, we won't hesitate to use these old boys..." The other laughed and said, "Hyuck, yeah!" Yasuha simply looked over at the two, expressionless. Then, he grabbed both their heads and smashed them together with great force, knocking them both unconscious.

"Looks like I still gotta deal with those types of people. Welp, that's life."

THE END

That's life

(That's life)

That's what all the people say

You're riding high in April, shot down in May

But I know I'm gonna change that tune

When I'm back on top, back on top in June

I said that's life

(That's life)

And as funny as it may seem

Some people get their kicks

Stomping on a dream

But I don't let it, let it get me down

Cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet

A pawn and a king

I've been up and down and over and out

And I know one thing

Each time I find myself

Flat on my face

I pick myself up and get

Back in the race

That's life

(That's life)

I tell you, I can't deny it

I thought of quitting, baby

But my heart just ain't gonna buy it

And if I didn't think it was worth one single try

I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'd fly

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet

A pawn and a king

I've been up and down and over and out

And I know one thing

Each time I find myself layin'

Flat on my face

I just pick myself up and get

Back in the race

That's life

(That's life)

That's life and I can't deny it

Many times I thought of cutting out but my heart won't buy it

But if there's nothing shaking come this here July

I'm gonna roll myself up

In a big ball and die