Episode 1: Bloody Valentine's Day

Special Celebrity: Barney the Dinosuar

A camera zooms in a dark room where Dr. Eggman is testing on Resident Evil Armies to create.

"METAL SONIC! WHERE ARE YOU!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME CREATE ZOMBIE ARMIES AN HOUR AGO!" Dr. Eggman said yelling inside his factory."

The camera zooms back in a room where Metal Sonic is reading a special Valetine's Day Edition of Playboy.

"Boob, Boob." Metal Sonic said in a child voice" Boob, Boobi" Metal Sonic again said in a child manner voice"

Dr. Eggman enters the room where Metal Sonic is and grabs the Playboy book away from him.

"Me want boobies!" Metal Sonic said trying to get the book from Dr. Eggman"

"Me thinks you need to help me create Zombies for me to enter Burno's Mansion and destory the ba*****s!" Dr. Eggman said yelling at him" Also, why are your reading Playboy at the time of night like this?" Dr. Eggman said also hissing at him."

"Booby?" Metal Sonic said shruging his shoudler."

"...Okay...well...Metal Sonic did you mess with your perverted wire in your back again?" Dr. Eggman said to him."

"Boob! " Metal Sonic said in a weird happy manner"

"Okay...whatever."Dr. Eggman said rolling his eyes."

"Big Boobies!" Metal Sonic said again, in a weird happy manner"

Suddenly, a BIG sound inside the room next to where Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic were, the figure enters the same room where Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic are.

"Boobi?" Metal Sonic said to figure."

"What? NO! My name is don't Bobby, Bobbi or whatever or however you say it. My name is Vamp." Vamp said to Dr. Eggman and Metal Sonic."

"Can you do me a favor please?" Dr. Eggman said to Vamp in a pleased but, angry mood."

"What?" Vamp asked."

"Can you throw this Playboy-" Dr. Eggman said Vamp but, Vamp quickly grabs it out of his hand."

"Wow! Pretty Bwa..." Vamp said reading it."

Suddenly, Dr. Eggman throws it out of the room and quickly throws it out of his factory.

Also Suddenly, Vamp's and Metal Sonic's "perv" emotions turn off and turn back to normal.

"What happened?" Metal Sonic sad getting dizzy and getting back to his feet."

"Well...you may don't want to know. Anyways, why are you here Vamp?" Dr. Eggman said asking him."

"Me? Well, I hear some weird noises inside here so I thought I wanta to check what's going on in here." Vamp said to Dr. Eggman."

"Okay. Do you mind if you help me?" Dr. Eggman said in a worried mood to him."

"Ummm...sure. Whatver." Vamp said in a confused but, happy mood."

"I want you and Metal Sonic to create some zombies for me and attacks and destory Burno's Mansion, my biggest eneimes aside from Sonic of course." Dr. Eggman said in about laughing matter."

"What are you going to do?" Metal Sonic asked him."

"I'm going to watch the new episode of Barney of course!" Dr. Eggman said in a girly voice."

"...Okay and Why? Barney is a show for 3 Years Olds..." Vamp said rolling his eyes."

"Well...hummm...he's cute and yeah...and umm...get to work...ummm...like NOW! I'm...ummm...missing my show!" Dr. Eggman said in a slow and angry mood to both Vamp and Metal Sonic."

Dr. Eggman locks Metal Sonic and Vamp inside the "Create-A-Zombie Room and runs off to watch Barney.

"How can a 30 or so man watch a show for 3 Year Olds?" Metal Sonic said rolling his eyes."

"I don't know but, you get to the feeling our brains were thinking of Playboy a few moments ago?" Vamp said saying to Metal Sonic."

"Welll...*gasp*" Vamp said seing the same Playboy book outside Dr. Eggman's Factory as both he and Metal Sonic look at it outside."

"Are you two creating zombies in there?" Dr. Eggman said hearing them in the other room."

"Yes." Vamp said to him."

"Good, because I'm missing my show. Barney is teaching us about the ABC's and He said the Letter S is for Strip Club." Dr. Eggman said in a snobby and girly mood."

"Okay. The first one that flies down there, gets to keep the Playboy book and we can start working on Zombies." Vamp said quietly to Metal Sonic."

"Alright." Metal Sonic said to him in a quiet voice/mood."

Meanwhile, at Burno's Mansion, Burno and his 4 friends, Skittes A.K.A. Chris, his best friend, Milena, Skittes's/Chris's Girlfriend, Lilly, Burno's Chef and Barney the next door neigbor to Burno were in Burno's room where Burno was tracking Dr. Eggman's Factory.

"Wow, what pervs." Lilly said looking at Burno's Camera"

"I know right..." Chris/Skittles said reading a copy of Playboy."

"Guys, appearently, Metal Sonic and Vamp are sending zombies down to destory my house."

"What's a Zombie?" Milena asked Barney."

"I think that's a special bra and panty, guys only wear that is made by
Victoria's Secret." Barney said replying to her."

Everyone looks at Barney.

"What?" Barney asked." Shoudn't guys WEAR BRA and PANTIES?" Barney said asking the group again, shrugging his shoudlers."

Back at Dr. Eggman's Base.

"I WIN! I GET THE PLAYBOY BOOK!" Metal Sonic said to Vamp."

"Whatever...So...how are we supposed to make these so called "zombies" anyway?" Vamp said asking Metal Sonic."

"Isn't a Zombie some kind of special Bra and Panty producted by Victoria's Secret only guys are ALLOWED TO WEAR?" Metal Sonic said to him."

"Is it me or I'am sensing Deja Vu?" Vamp asked to him."

"I don't know...anyways, said to press this button and-" Metal Sonic said back to Vamp and pressing the button."

Suddenly, Zombies fly out of Dr. Eggman's Base and prepare to find Burno's Mansion.

"Okay..." Vamp said a little confused."

Meanwhile again, back at Burno's Haunted Mansion...

"Wow...BIG FAT ZOMBIES." Skittes/Chris said looking at Burno's Suercity Camera at the look of Metal Sonic's Base."

"Great we might as well prepare for battle." Burno said grabbing his knife."

"Can I use my Dora the Expoloer doll as a weapon to attack and kill the zombies?" Lilly said asking Burno."

"...No?" Milena said to her."

"How would you know, b***h?" Lilly said getting in her face."

Lilly and Milena then get in a CATIFIGHT!

"TEAR OF HER BRA! TEAR OF HER BRA!" Skittes/Chrissy said Milena.

Suddenly, Burno's Mansion door comes down.

"OH NOES! THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE!" Barney said screaming like a little girl."

"GUYS! GRAB YOUR WEAPONS!" Burno said yelling to the gang."

Burno grabs his Knife, Lilly grabs her Dora Doll, Skittes/Chrissy has 2 knifes, Milena has a pistol and Barney grabs a assualt rifle and the 5 of them run downstairs to face the zombies.

TBC. (To Be Countinuted)

Posted on February 14, 2008.