Sheldon knocks on Penny's door, three times, as usual.
SHELDON
(knock on the door)
Penny. Penny. Penny.
Penny opens the door. She wears a red tank top and white patterned sweatpants.
PENNY
(opening the door)
Sheldon? What's happening ?
SHELDON
I had a little problem with the time machine (a large time machine is blocked on the stairs).
PENNY
Wait... are you telling me you blocked the stairs?
SHELDON
I won't put it like that but uh…yeah.
PENNY
But wait, how are we going to get down now?
SHELDON
This is where you'll help me. We're going to go down by the elevator shaft and pull the machine from below.
PENNY
You forgot that the elevator is out of order...
SHELDON
Precisely, that's why you have to help me... Come on.
PENNY
Well wait two seconds, I put my shoes on and coming...
SHELDON
You don't need it, we're not leaving the building.
PENNY
(looking annoyed)
Sheldon, I'm going to have to get out of there, down an empty elevator shaft and back up the stairs to get your damn machine out… there's no way I'm doing all this in my socks!
SHELDON
(after a moment of hesitation)
Good. But do quick.
A few moment later, Sheldon and Penny are standing in front of the open elevator shaft.
PENNY
Alright, so tell me, how are you going to do ?
SHELDON
Well uh… I thought you could get in there, hang on to these cables, and then I'd slide down your legs until I got to the right height to hit the ground and be able to land the machine…
PENNY
(doubtful)
You're not serious !
SHELDON
Do you see another solution?
PENNY
(after a moment of hesitation)
Pffft good…let's go.
Penny cautiously enters the elevator shaft and hangs from the cables.
SHELDON
Alright, my turn!
Sheldon begins to grab Penny's shoulders but Penny interrupts him.
PENNY
Hold on ! I'm warning you, don't take the opportunity to grope me!
SHELDON
Well, don't be ridiculous!
Sheldon clings to Penny's shoulders. Then he wraps his pelvis with his legs. He begins to going down, until his legs are hanging out and his arms are around Penny's hips.
SHELDON
(looking down and suddenly freezing)
Oh my god, how high!
Penny looks annoyed. Sheldon is no longer advancing. It's clinging to her waist.
PENNY
Sheldon, I advise you to hurry because there's no way I'm spending the evening hanging like a monkey in this elevator shaft!
SHELDON
I... I can't. It's too high.
PENNY
What ? No wait you have to get there Sheldon.
SHELDON
I know but I can't because I'm scared!
Sheldon grabs hold of Penny's tracksuit.
PENNY
(Sarcastic)
Sheldon, darling, you're really going to have to get down because you've been clinging to my legs for 30 seconds now, my arm hurts, and because of your weight my pants are starting to come down!
SHELDON
Alright… Wait…
Sheldon tries to come down a bit. Penny's pants pull down again, revealing half of her light blue panties.
SHELDON
No, I really can't.
PENNY
Sheldon, hurry down before I end up in my panties!
SHELDON
Sorry Penny... But don't worry I already seen what girl's panties look like before !
PENNY
Ah yes ? Well I hope you also already seen what a female sex and butt look like before, because my panties are going down with the pants!
SHELDON
But it's really high...
PENNY
Sheldon I warn you in two seconds I will find my ass naked so you immediately drop my pants or I will release you!
SHELDON
Ooh that's so high...!
PENNY (thrashing violently)
BUT, SHELDOOOOOOOON!
Sheldon falls, taking Penny's pants and panties with him. He falls to the bottom of the elevator shaft. Penny finds herself hanging upside down.
PENNY
Oh my God !
SHELDON
It's okay, your clothes broke my fall. More fear than harm.
PENNY (annoyed)
More fear than harm… ? But Sheldon I'M NAKED!
SHELDON
Yes oh it's ok, stop complaining...
PENNY (speaking softly, annoyed)
Sheldon… You took my PANTIES off me! And if anyone passes in front of the elevator they will see my butt!
SHELDON
Stop talking a bit. I will try to go up.
PENNY (sensing what Sheldon is doing)
But what are you doing?
SHELDON
I cling to your shoe to go up, it's simple.
Sheldon catch Penny's brown boot.
PENNY
But you could have found something else, it's not true!
SHELDON
I do what I can ! Damn it's hard...
PENNY
Sheldon, honey, if you keep doing this my boot will come off and we're gonna see my sock!
SHELDON
Uh.. Are you talking about your white socks with little gray star patterns on them? Because it already is.
PENNY
WHAT ? CAN YOU SEE MY SOCKS ? BUT SHELDON LOOSE!
