Got this idea from a YouTube video called how to survive an isekai. First off this is a humor fic and I'm on Mobil. So expect dummy spelling and grammar. Also don't expect a legendary fic like the last son series. But hey other than that enjoy the show.
Naofumi was a simple man with simple joys in life. Okay I can't keep lying to you guys. Naofumi was a barely functional wreck of a human being with more issues than deadpool. It wasn't his fault. No seriously it's not for you see Naofumi had a full on level ten case of the most feared disease known in the universe. Yep that illness that strikes without warning and shows no mercy the vile and often terminal disease known as.
ISEKAITUS.
Oh many think it's all fun and games. Appear in another world, get a harem and powers and abilities that border on bullshit level OP. In truth it is all that. The girls the fame the girls the power the girls. Did I mention the girls. The kind even a billionaire in the real world could never hope to have. Yep those who contract isekaitus can be a lucky bastard. Unless you get level ten. Then my friends you are in fucking hell. Like openly out loud you know what in the deep South.
For you see level ten isekaitus isn't a one time trans dimensional teleportation to a medieval fantasy world. Nope it's the gift that like many other incurable lifelong ailments born of poor life choices is the gift that keeps on snatching. No matter the time or place. You will be isekaied to deal with bullshit THAT JUST GETS WORSE! Not in threat of the bad guys but sheer unmatched stupidity of those you gotta save. Not even the toilet the last bastion of freedom is a safe place from the disease. In fact most cases of isekaitus trigger on the porcelain throne. Don't ask why it just does. Now some would think time would solve this problem but oh no the poor schmucks very age resets to their first isekai. Denying them even the sweet release of death from old age. So after awhile many level ten isekaiers all gain The same reaction. Which boils down to a simple and calm, sorry lied again a furious and angry beyond the capacity for rational thought reaction of.
Ima burn this motha to the ground.
After countless isekai events (seventy nine) Naofumi had long since reached that point. Though to be fair the dozens of ex wives crossing time and space to collect child support and alimony did NOT help. They always find a way to collect. Now it was time for the big eight zero. Normally this scenario would play out like countless others with level one through six cases. Sadly for the nation of Malromark of isekai world ROSH 12466e2hf86 those isekaiers of level ten also gain the ability to retain any equipment skills spells and stats from previous events. Making them thanos busting badasses that could pimp slap superman and he would reflexively say "sorry daddy". Niners on the other hand get nothing NOTHING. Not even clothes when they arrive. It really is funny from an outsider perspective. Thus with the flash of a ritual and the appearance of three idiots and one pissed off pantsless Naofumi the world was in for a rough ride.
I did say not even bathrooms were safe didn't I?
Okay good start also when I said he will not care oh god he is gonna do stuff. Also the next chapter is gonna have filo and raphi. I have standards.
